I like dis dude...he is a classic man.
oya chop knuckle paddi mi...

well...
its a little too late for me...
op abeg how do i know a girl like me during NYSC??

hmmm...bad guy
oya cum finish dis tin.shapaly...
buh shey ur case no be molestation like dis...she is.drunk na.
Only God can judge u.

some normal people behaving like crazy ppl tho
mad sex??

too bad i cant relate...
as i no be vulcaniser.
my baby prolly save my name wit baba olowo.

Are u begging us to help u choose a wife...
if ur ansa is yes...den am straight outta here

op...i av nothing to.say other than this...she is.probably feeling u now because u fill in the gap of her present bf because he is not dere (long distance shii)...

now imagine she eventually left her bf for u...no just worry d same faith awaits u in d future because if she can do dt to her current bf den i pray if u wud b an exception

There are lot of cute ladies out there willin n ready to be urs alone. Why are u now sharing?

dude...u beta go learn some skills from ur neighbour...so u sef go sabi how to dribble like messi n score like ronaldo.

Hormones wey dey run for boiz body dese days no be small tin...una nearly kill ursef on top woman...okay now...kwantinu

Different strokes for different folks...if I am the guy, I will let it go...no need to ask her to replace it...can happen to anybody

But...Ha!!! her body go hear am...'nuff said.

This is no argument..lets look at this scenario...the owner of the child is as simple as the logic of the vending machine,

let us assume you put a coin in vending machine(that machine wey dey sell drinks and snacks gif oyinbo for dia movies)...and the machines pops out a can of soda...abeg na who get the soda drink oh...you or the machine?

same thing applies to the concept of the child.



But since man and woman no be vending machine and coin...na both of dem get the pikin...

Explorers:
16. Guys: One of the most played PlayStation 1 soccer in Nigeria. When you make a through pass, the commentator will say "suruuu"...

Which soccer is that?

A. Pro Evolution soccer 3.


B. Winning Eleven 4.


C. Fifa.

I am so saving those screen shots you posted men...Winning eleven 4

I miss those days...moving from sch (after much bragging and mouth making among your pals) to gamehouse after sch hours (sometimes during sch hour sef ) to determine who owns the bragging rights... and you must win because...its all your lunch money that you are in investing and you wont be getting the free game that comes with winning...we call it "champion"...losing sucks men...watching ur friends enjoy the free game...

it felt just like yesterday....

"give me some sunshine
give me some rain
give me another chance i wanna grow up once again...
na na na na naa..."

wachakuta:
From biafra , yorubafra

dia own go be "wafra"...sin bia and wa means d same tin.

beg - mi ft loose kanyon

GudluckIBB:
The people playing the match are enjoying their money and you went to cell for watching them.

Unfortunately they don't even know you and they don't even give a damn wether you were locked up or not.

People take this football thing to the next level.
Make una dey use una head.

What is this one saying...so every other fellow languishing in those cells na for football viewing centre dem arrest them...we are talking about police brutality u are saying something else...make we hear word jhur

Okay...lemme share one that happened to me way back when I was 12 or so...

This fateful night...my little sista n I went to our street junction to get some goodies..it was around 8 in the night....but we decided to take a shortcut that was a footpath in the bush dt was like a forest...as we were coming back after getting what we went for...naso we hear one footstep for our front...I sharply on torch lite...we see one man dey waka for our front...I off am...mk e no be like say persin dey act rude...buh I felt strange that I decided to check for d man again...buh to my utter most surprise...d man don disappear....

There was no way he cud av entered the bush we would av heard him entering the bush...if na bush e enta...and dere was no way he could av outwalked or outran us as d path was long and straight.


without saying a word to me...na my sista head I dey look for front as she took to her heels...mesef shapaly follow her ni...dem ask us for house wetin apen...we just dey ramble ni.

Dt is d most weirdest I av experienced masef sha...other na ppl tok am...I go share those ones later.

bolagabriella:

I'm sorry jare,i've jes been busy with acada but i'm here now,not fully though

Dats interesting

...I thinks its about time we turn this private...sending a PM straight away

bolagabriella:

Yea...hi,how is life?

Life is good...better and great


You just went AWOL on me...just wen tinz were getting interesting...

bolagabriella:
Shy me

Mhiz Zhy

Long tym....

[quote author=wkid post=30929907]Our current location is Ile-Ife, osun state.[/quote
Wia in ile ife sir

Mutuwa:


Yea I remember that scene..i like that movie..he had a pretty russain chic with him..but guy..sean conery girls are more beauteous..recall the girl in Dr No that invited him to her house to have him killed..recall the girl collecting sea shells.. recall pussy galore?? From goldfinger..recall miss slyvia trench from the with russia with love and parts of Dr No...

I couldn't agree more...Sean Connery bond girls were all beautiful and he does know how to flirt with Moneypenny

njuwo:
Yeah, you are right Timothy hardly tangled with the ladies, maybe the writers watched him closedly and noticed that he will not succeed with the ladies by his side that if he is with a woman in bed and the enemies comes he wouldn't have body to get up cause he would be exhausted that's why they gave him those selected scripts, maybe o. He hardly even said my name is Bond, James Bond, cause there was no time for it, just straight to the point. You know that in the spy who loved me the Russian spy, that lady, what's her name again sef, when she first met James Bond, she said, James Bond, many ladies friend, married once, wife killed, so i was wondering, which Bond movie did James Bond got married and his wife was killed sef?

On her majesty secret service...the one with George Lazenby...she was killed immediately after their wedding...

James Bond did cry when she was shot...

njuwo:
For his sense of humour, that's why i like him best, there no Roger Bond movie that you wouldn't laugh without ease. He always has witty replies. Remember Bibi in For Your Eyes Only, the young teenager girl the athlete who was trying to make him commit with him, when he was leaving and told her that she should never grow up that if she does, she will give the opposite sex, men, a hard time. And in the spy who loved me when he sighted that Russian girl and went to a flower store, acting as if he wanted to buy one, the lady went in and came out and saw that Roger had taken a guy down. She gave him the flower, he rejected it and told her to send it to the funeral instead. Roger Moore, one hell of a funny man. After the car chase scene. So Melina, we haven't properly introduced ourselves, my name is Bond, James Bond. Hahahahaha!!!! For your eyes only.

Sean Connery is also witty buh I av to agree not as much as Roger Moore tho...

George Lazenby would av bin a great had he acted more than one Bond movie

Pierce is probably going to be most ppl fav because he is probably d first Bond most ppl here got to watch and he is also an eye candy (probably d cutest of them all)

Timothy and Daniel are just all business not pleasure...

Mutuwa:
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waw..try asking friends nah!mayb they may have a copy

And I av all bond movies on my system o...imagine

For Roger Moore is ma fav...dude is si calm even wen death is starring him in d face

Made me remember "d spy who loved me" when jaws was tearing d car apart with his bare hands...dude remain unfazed...

omar22:


That guy has lost so many finals

I swear...if I be team owner or football association chairman and d guy carry my team enter final...I go sack am on the eve of the final ni

Has Avram Grant ever won anytin??



Dude needs to go wash his head somewia mehn

Hmmm...I dont know abt d female final o buh I watched d male final live on ss6...

IKJ66:
What's. ̤̥̈̊·̵̭̌»̶̥-̶̯͡┈̥‎d̤̥̈̊·̵̭̌»̶̥-̶̯͡┈̥‎ essence of decorating ̤̥̈̊·̵̭̌»̶̥-̶̯͡┈̥‎d̤̥̈̊·̵̭̌»̶̥-̶̯͡┈̥‎ street when he owes my mum 3months salary ÅΩ̴̴̩̩̩̥̩ð that's. Why we aint going to kill goat for this xmas........... this what my lecturer cal "HYPOCRITISM"

I start to dey imagine...d street is bright but d xmas is bleak for d citizens...

maga one star....9ja babes

boytoy...for yankee babes

display name : 7en sh:Dc

pm : reality bites and its bites real hard

dp

3 albums in a year.




...or am i missing something??