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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies And Guyz Take People Who Love Them For Granted. by longjohnsilver: 11:59am On Jan 08, 2016
Life is not fair.


The moment u fall in love, common sense leaves your body...


and the thing here is, the one that "cares" less in a relationship holds all the aces...because the other party will be at his or her mercy.


Your sin...you love him or her too much.


can't we all just love n let's live and avoid all these dramas...


sometimes I wish I was a robot wit no emotions sef.

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Romance / Re: The Weirdest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You. by longjohnsilver: 11:59pm On Jan 05, 2016
Okay...lemme share one that happened to me way back when I was 12 or so...

This fateful night...my little sista n I went to our street junction to get some goodies..it was around 8 in the night....but we decided to take a shortcut that was a footpath in the bush dt was like a forest...as we were coming back after getting what we went for...naso we hear one footstep for our front...I sharply on torch lite...we see one man dey waka for our front...I off am...mk e no be like say persin dey act rude...buh I felt strange that I decided to check for d man again...buh to my utter most surprise...d man don disappear....

There was no way he cud av entered the bush we would av heard him entering the bush...if na bush e enta...and dere was no way he could av outwalked or outran us as d path was long and straight.


without saying a word to me...na my sista head I dey look for front as she took to her heels...mesef shapaly follow her ni...dem ask us for house wetin apen...we just dey ramble ni.

Dt is d most weirdest I av experienced masef sha...other stories wey I sabi na ppl tok am...I go share those ones later
Celebrities / Re: Headies Awards: DonJazzy And Olamide Clash by longjohnsilver: 7:32am On Jan 02, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Dis olamide is drunk alrdy. Y'all shuldnt blame him fr blabbing rubbish. And yes..we prefare katapot over efejoku!

ur siggy cracked me up....yes some of u don turn grandpa already

back to d matter...if olamide is rantin...burna boy should just kill all d organisers den.

smh...

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Romance / Re: Blast From The Past----nairaland Romance Section Of Old by longjohnsilver: 12:33pm On Dec 08, 2015
190...i miss dt guy mehn...wit his red ink...neva a dull moment.
inkednerd...i luv dt moniker...sounds funny buh cool at d same tym.
iice...u too.
pdude da doc and his escapade in Adamawa.
mehn...i miss dose peeps
well u know wot dey say about 20 kids n 20 years.
Change is d only constant tin.
Romance / Re: Please I Need Advice My Side Chic Is Pregnant!!!! by longjohnsilver: 11:14am On Nov 28, 2015
test the microphone 1...2...1...2

...this is Longman definition of Gobe...

bruh...sinz the side chic is adamant...she had it all planned it out from the start...she see say u get money well well (some girls tho)...

so dont even try to persuade her...she wont bulge, just calm her down and let her have d baby if she want (d baby might just be our future president ya know)

...buh be firm and tell her not to even dare tellin the main chic...only u and u has the right to do that.

Let the main chic know ASAP...buh make sure she is in a good mood oh...or else
Romance / Re: Effects Of Social Media Craze On Real Life Relationships. by longjohnsilver: 7:01am On Nov 28, 2015
Nice points op...

but just like everything in this world...

there is a bad side as well as a good side...dis same.social media have given birth to beautiful rlships...saved so many rlships (nland romance section for example)...provided ppl wit opportunities and hopes.

and like someone rightly said...person wey go craze go craze...social media or not...person wey go stray go stray, social media just mk it easier IMO.

Romance / Re: She Just Had An Abortion And It Wasn't My Baby by longjohnsilver: 5:27pm On Nov 26, 2015
just when u thought we av seen it all...

well if i were to be in ur shoes....i will take a trip far away from all dis complicated shii...might be alone or with her, depends on wot i want.

buh like some rightly said...see a shrink.
Romance / Re: Help my guy analyze his issue by longjohnsilver: 12:12pm On Nov 26, 2015
Body no be wood na...everyone collapse in d end especially when u are already sexually active

i trust u as d last minute i spent with you...once u are out of sight...i dont bother mysef...

Trust ko...tryst ni...
Crime / Re: How We Killed The DSS Officials At Arepo - Agbara Robbery Leader by longjohnsilver: 9:07am On Nov 23, 2015
what abt the suspects paraded by police for the lekki robbery few months ago...i hope they are not innocent people dt just got caught up in the web...because dis guy didnt mention anything like members of his gang being caught oh....

hmmmm

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Romance / Re: Which Love Song Perfectly Talks About Your Present Love Situation? by longjohnsilver: 2:20pm On Nov 22, 2015
bolagabriella:
miley cyrus-i adore you
hmmm
Romance / Re: 6 Types of Guys That'll Forgive a Cheating Girlfriend by longjohnsilver: 1:24pm On Nov 18, 2015
if babe wey i like and she cum cheat...i am number 2
buh if na babe wey be say i no get any iota of affections for...i am number 3
all others...i'll pass.
Romance / Re: Am I Overthinking Or Maybe My Gf Is Slowly Slipping Away? by longjohnsilver: 4:54pm On Nov 16, 2015
Bro...if dere is somtin ladies like na attention...u dey one corner dey form badoo and tryin not to act needy wen one sharp guy is showerin her attention...

Actually i tink u let her slip away from you by not callin constantly...you know d sayin out of sight is out of mind...since u aint showin her attention and anoda guy is doing just that...na dia gan gan u eff up.

am not a rlship xpert tho...but i tink u guys need to relate wen u finally meet and shud u settle everitin and not break up...mk sure u communicate wit her at least once a day wen u guys seperate again.

Also...the side chick idea is....idk
Romance / Re: Top 10 Nigerian States With The Highest No Of Bleached Guys And Babes.. by longjohnsilver: 10:40am On Nov 13, 2015
no links or sort of survey report to back up ur claim...
wit the power conferred on me...i hereby declare your list null and void.

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Of These Nollywood Movies Did You Watch As A Kid? (pics) by longjohnsilver: 2:58pm On Nov 08, 2015
kai..."blood money" always send shiver down me spine...
watched all sha...i don dey old oh....

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Top Fastest Things Around The World(2015). by longjohnsilver: 10:53am On Nov 03, 2015
nice one op
Celebrities / Re: No Make-up Contest: Rita Dominic,genevieve,ini Edo & Other Nigerin Female Celeb by longjohnsilver: 2:03pm On Nov 01, 2015
ma momma taught me...if i av notin nice to say...i shud just shut ma mouth...
just incase d makes FP*
Celebrities / Re: Jodie Who Frowns At Premarital Sex Is Pregnant Before Marriage? by longjohnsilver: 2:01pm On Nov 01, 2015
see...that is why i careless abt people`s opinions
dem go just turn u into a puppet nii...

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Romance / Re: She Said He Is Her School Father...... In A Polytechnic. How True? - Mr Free by longjohnsilver: 4:56pm On Oct 30, 2015
Bruh...move on already abeg.
Ur own time wit her don expire...

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TV/Movies / Re: Interesting Facts You Probably Don't Know About The Fast&Furious Franchise. by longjohnsilver: 4:25pm On Oct 30, 2015
nice.one op...one of d best franchise in recent times...

RIP Paul Walker...

its neva easy to lose a loved one...lost my old classmate yday...still hurts men...

life is vanity...enjoy it while it last cos u dont know ur last moments.

Peace.

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Romance / Re: Amazing And Interesting Facts About Men!!! by longjohnsilver: 5:37pm On Oct 29, 2015
Fact no 27 tho...dont blame d transgender...we were all female once.

fact no 20...i can relate wit dt...d aggression n energy level of males are sometin else...no wonder na dem full army.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left Me With No Regrets At All. Now She Doesn't Even Care. by longjohnsilver: 5:21pm On Oct 29, 2015
op...listen to this and move on


'Cuz when a woman's fed up
(No matter how you beg)
It ain't nothing you can do about it


It's like running out of love
(No matter what you say)
And then it's too late to talk about it
(Too late to talk about it)


culled from R. Kelly's song when a woman is fed up
Romance / Re: 4 Type Of Lies Men Tell To Get Sex From Women [no1 Is Just Silly] by longjohnsilver: 1:30pm On Oct 29, 2015
jonaifame22:
Baby if I don't love u, I won't wanna have sex wth u.

Baby u can see my fone hasn't rung since morning,u d alone gal I'm seeing cos u're special,

I'm not gonna leave u after sex, I'm not that childish

Lemme jus put the tip of the penis inside if u don't like it I'll remove it.
damn...u nailed it bro...i cant stop laffin...boys don craze... i swear

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Romance / Re: Advice!!! Must One Know All The Past Of A Partner Before Marriage? by longjohnsilver: 10:32am On Oct 28, 2015
Sometimes what you don't know doesn't kill u,

i believe dere are some lewd facts about ur partner's past u really dont want know...she can just tell me some stuffs n leave out the lewd ones (i dont really wanna know)

cos sometins ehen...no matter ow much u love him or her, are best left unsaid.

my opinion tho'
Romance / Re: Her Boyfriend Wants To Talk With Every Man That Call Her by longjohnsilver: 7:53pm On Oct 27, 2015
I wont blame d guy tho...dey might av had some trust issues ish bfor.
But dere is no other way of sayin it...d guy is insecured.
Romance / Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by longjohnsilver: 7:46pm On Oct 27, 2015
Kingsley1000:
the status quo has to change,men are tired of wooing...it's ladies lapse or turn
Maybe wen d gender inequality is now tilting in favor of the ladies sha...because i know dt period will still come...maybe den, dey wud do d chykin n all dt.

buh until den...get out dere n woo some ladies.
Romance / Re: The Wife Of A Friend Of Mine Is Sleeping With Her Younger Brother. Help! by longjohnsilver: 7:36pm On Oct 27, 2015
Is there a mistake in ur write up or I am d one not gettin d story...
because na incest ma eyes dey see so oh...or
shii....i cant rack ma head jhur...am out.
Romance / Re: Am Confused Guys by longjohnsilver: 7:33pm On Oct 27, 2015
damm...dem don scam my paddy sha, she don see say u no get xperience at all.

Actually...dude try n confam her claim first, at least u go sabi d truth, because dere is notin as painful as d shii she is about to put u thru.

I trust ma niggas...we don't slack.
Romance / Re: I Love Her So Much, Can't Stop Thinking About Her But She Has A Boyfriend by longjohnsilver: 7:25pm On Oct 27, 2015
WTF is wrong wit boiz dese days sef, creating all these threads abt assistant boyfriend up n down

..u go see say babe get bf...una go dey claim love.

Wen dere are lot of other cool n cute single chics out dere.

kukuma arrange for d bf to be kidnapped now...so u can av her.
Romance / Re: Lmao!!!...check Out This Hilarious Lines Between A Girl And A Boy... by longjohnsilver: 12:45pm On Oct 27, 2015
infact reading it seems awkward...
i no fit imagine make one mgbeke babe cum toast me like this mehn...
Abeg let us stick to d status quo. its betta dt way.

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