Life is not fair.


The moment u fall in love, common sense leaves your body...


and the thing here is, the one that "cares" less in a relationship holds all the aces...because the other party will be at his or her mercy.


Your sin...you love him or her too much.


can't we all just love n let's live and avoid all these dramas...


sometimes I wish I was a robot wit no emotions sef.

Okay...lemme share one that happened to me way back when I was 12 or so...

This fateful night...my little sista n I went to our street junction to get some goodies..it was around 8 in the night....but we decided to take a shortcut that was a footpath in the bush dt was like a forest...as we were coming back after getting what we went for...naso we hear one footstep for our front...I sharply on torch lite...we see one man dey waka for our front...I off am...mk e no be like say persin dey act rude...buh I felt strange that I decided to check for d man again...buh to my utter most surprise...d man don disappear....

There was no way he cud av entered the bush we would av heard him entering the bush...if na bush e enta...and dere was no way he could av outwalked or outran us as d path was long and straight.


without saying a word to me...na my sista head I dey look for front as she took to her heels...mesef shapaly follow her ni...dem ask us for house wetin apen...we just dey ramble ni.

Dt is d most weirdest I av experienced masef sha...other stories wey I sabi na ppl tok am...I go share those ones later

naughtynaughty:
Dis olamide is drunk alrdy. Y'all shuldnt blame him fr blabbing rubbish. And yes..we prefare katapot over efejoku!

ur siggy cracked me up....yes some of u don turn grandpa already

back to d matter...if olamide is rantin...burna boy should just kill all d organisers den.

smh...

190...i miss dt guy mehn...wit his red ink...neva a dull moment.
inkednerd...i luv dt moniker...sounds funny buh cool at d same tym.
iice...u too.
pdude da doc and his escapade in Adamawa.
mehn...i miss dose peeps
well u know wot dey say about 20 kids n 20 years.
Change is d only constant tin.

test the microphone 1...2...1...2

...this is Longman definition of Gobe...

bruh...sinz the side chic is adamant...she had it all planned it out from the start...she see say u get money well well (some girls tho)...

so dont even try to persuade her...she wont bulge, just calm her down and let her have d baby if she want (d baby might just be our future president ya know)

...buh be firm and tell her not to even dare tellin the main chic...only u and u has the right to do that.

Let the main chic know ASAP...buh make sure she is in a good mood oh...or else

Nice points op...

but just like everything in this world...

there is a bad side as well as a good side...dis same.social media have given birth to beautiful rlships...saved so many rlships (nland romance section for example)...provided ppl wit opportunities and hopes.

and like someone rightly said...person wey go craze go craze...social media or not...person wey go stray go stray, social media just mk it easier IMO.

just when u thought we av seen it all...

well if i were to be in ur shoes....i will take a trip far away from all dis complicated shii...might be alone or with her, depends on wot i want.

buh like some rightly said...see a shrink.

Body no be wood na...everyone collapse in d end especially when u are already sexually active

i trust u as d last minute i spent with you...once u are out of sight...i dont bother mysef...

Trust ko...tryst ni...

what abt the suspects paraded by police for the lekki robbery few months ago...i hope they are not innocent people dt just got caught up in the web...because dis guy didnt mention anything like members of his gang being caught oh....

hmmmm

bolagabriella:
miley cyrus-i adore you

hmmm

if babe wey i like and she cum cheat...i am number 2
buh if na babe wey be say i no get any iota of affections for...i am number 3
all others...i'll pass.

Bro...if dere is somtin ladies like na attention...u dey one corner dey form badoo and tryin not to act needy wen one sharp guy is showerin her attention...

Actually i tink u let her slip away from you by not callin constantly...you know d sayin out of sight is out of mind...since u aint showin her attention and anoda guy is doing just that...na dia gan gan u eff up.

am not a rlship xpert tho...but i tink u guys need to relate wen u finally meet and shud u settle everitin and not break up...mk sure u communicate wit her at least once a day wen u guys seperate again.

Also...the side chick idea is....idk

no links or sort of survey report to back up ur claim...
wit the power conferred on me...i hereby declare your list null and void.

kai..."blood money" always send shiver down me spine...
watched all sha...i don dey old oh....

nice one op

ma momma taught me...if i av notin nice to say...i shud just shut ma mouth...
just incase d makes FP*

see...that is why i careless abt people`s opinions
dem go just turn u into a puppet nii...

Bruh...move on already abeg.
Ur own time wit her don expire...

nice.one op...one of d best franchise in recent times...

RIP Paul Walker...

its neva easy to lose a loved one...lost my old classmate yday...still hurts men...

life is vanity...enjoy it while it last cos u dont know ur last moments.

Peace.

Fact no 27 tho...dont blame d transgender...we were all female once.

fact no 20...i can relate wit dt...d aggression n energy level of males are sometin else...no wonder na dem full army.

op...listen to this and move on


'Cuz when a woman's fed up
(No matter how you beg)
It ain't nothing you can do about it


It's like running out of love
(No matter what you say)
And then it's too late to talk about it
(Too late to talk about it)


culled from R. Kelly's song when a woman is fed up

jonaifame22:
Baby if I don't love u, I won't wanna have sex wth u.

Baby u can see my fone hasn't rung since morning,u d alone gal I'm seeing cos u're special,

I'm not gonna leave u after sex, I'm not that childish

Lemme jus put the tip of the penis inside if u don't like it I'll remove it.

damn...u nailed it bro...i cant stop laffin...boys don craze... i swear

Sometimes what you don't know doesn't kill u,

i believe dere are some lewd facts about ur partner's past u really dont want know...she can just tell me some stuffs n leave out the lewd ones (i dont really wanna know)

cos sometins ehen...no matter ow much u love him or her, are best left unsaid.

my opinion tho'

I wont blame d guy tho...dey might av had some trust issues ish bfor.
But dere is no other way of sayin it...d guy is insecured.

Kingsley1000:
the status quo has to change,men are tired of wooing...it's ladies lapse or turn

Maybe wen d gender inequality is now tilting in favor of the ladies sha...because i know dt period will still come...maybe den, dey wud do d chykin n all dt.

buh until den...get out dere n woo some ladies.

Is there a mistake in ur write up or I am d one not gettin d story...
because na incest ma eyes dey see so oh...or
shii....i cant rack ma head jhur...am out.

damm...dem don scam my paddy sha, she don see say u no get xperience at all.

Actually...dude try n confam her claim first, at least u go sabi d truth, because dere is notin as painful as d shii she is about to put u thru.

I trust ma niggas...we don't slack.

WTF is wrong wit boiz dese days sef, creating all these threads abt assistant boyfriend up n down

..u go see say babe get bf...una go dey claim love.

Wen dere are lot of other cool n cute single chics out dere.

kukuma arrange for d bf to be kidnapped now...so u can av her.

infact reading it seems awkward...
i no fit imagine make one mgbeke babe cum toast me like this mehn...
Abeg let us stick to d status quo. its betta dt way.