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This short story is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental. All rights reserved. No part of this publication maybe reproduced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior permission of Longjohnsilver Please I need comments (harsh comments are allowed), this is my first story I would be putting here, I have always been a silent reader here, trying my best to learn from others and I think I am ready (like Adekunle Gold). Please do not hesitate to point out any of my mistakes. Thanks. THE FIXER “Grrrrrrr…grrrrrrr” …Victor knew that was his phone vibrating, I did not set any alarm he said to himself as he decided he was not going to answer the phone call, rather he choose to find solace in the fact that the call was a prank call. He turned his head to the other side of the bed away from the vibrating phone. The room was as dark as every shade of black you could imagine, he did not specifically know what the time was but he knew it was in the early hours of the day as the only source of light in the room was from his phone screen, he fought within himself to ignore the call but the persistent vibration made him reconsider, he groaned as he turned his head and decided to finally answer the call. He weakly picked the phone up to check caller’s identity, but fortunately for him the line went cold, as such he did not waste any time in dropping the phone on the drawer next to his bed, he can at least go back to his sweet sleep as he was really enjoying his rest and he was not ready to sacrifice it for anything right now. “grrrrrrr….grrrrrr”…the phone vibrated again, his worst fears just became reality “the caller is calling back”. He cussed silently in mind; he knew the caller has achieved his or her aim of ruining his wonderful sleep. “Akin!!!” he read out the callers identity with an evidently surprised look on his face, he exhaled deeply and hissed silently. Akin is the last person you would want calling you in the middle of the night, something was definitely wrong as he swiped his thumb across the phone screen to answer the incoming phone call. “Hello, V”…a shivering voice pierced his ears from the other end. “Hi, man…why are you calling me this late, don’t tell me you need something I wouldn’t be able to get by this time”...he replied with so much scorn and dissent in his voice. “Tonye is dead!!!”...Akin dropped the bombshell right away. Victor sat up immediately on hearing the last statement, the sleep cleared from his weary eyes right away. “What? When? How did it happen?”...he questioned intently as he different thoughts ran through his head as to what could have transpired the over the night as he could remember dropping Tonye at Akin’s place the night before. “I am not level headed to answer your questions right now, can you come over to my place, please man you have to help me out!!!”...you could feel the soberness in his voice as he pleaded with Victor. “I will be right there, give 30 minutes”, he replied as he quickly disconnected the call. Victor buried his head between his hands, as he tried to fathom what could have transpired between Akin and Tonye, he knew Akin was hot headed and Tonye had a caustic tongue but the last thing he had envisioned to happen between them was murder, because despite their differences, they loved each other to pieces. He got up from his bed and headed for the bathroom for a quick “rub n shine”, five minutes after the call, he was good to go. He picked up his car keys and headed over to Akin’s place. |
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MichaelKadi:I hail oh...i no mind like 5k too oh...weekend just dry for my end. |
I think i wud go with cute face...as someone rightly pointed out...you can help you partner improve his ot her dress sense but worwor face...u will av to do a surgery wich may or may not work out at d very end. Money wise sef...clothers are way cheaper than surgeries. So cute face all d way abeg. |
Lovelynature:U get tired at one point...u wud first be feeling ursef thinkin of how lucky u are, till u get tired of the whole thing...been there... done that. Op, ur friend shud just break up wit her..oh sorry its a marriage...maybe a counsellor can help out. |
Who told you to date all men... Buh on a more sincere note...its goes both ways...women cheat... men cheat That is standard... |
This is definitely not a yoruba mark...dis mark na somerin wey i deh always see for this hausa mopols n soldiers. That baby probably goin enlist wen he grow up. |
Standing row R - L 1. Peter Rufai 2...i dont know 3. Finidi George 4. Austin Eguavoen 5. Samson Siasia 6. Uche Okechukwu Bending row L - R 7. Rashidi Yekini 8. Emmanuel Amunike 9. Sunday Oliseh 10...no bloody idea 11. Daniel Amokachi USA 94 i tink...i don deh old o...chai!!! |
lofty900:U might be right but i have one question for you...why is that we Nigerians like shifting the blame on a failed system n be forming online experts and we do nothing to change the nation in reality. Actions speak louder than words. What have you done for Nigeria today? |
knightling3:The maid, because a circular mansion cannot have a corner. |
FP...here we com |
sunboy:Hello sire...dt ur number is on whatsapp right? I tried addin u thru bbm no luck...i want to sell some payoneer funds. |
sEGXY2:i tire oh
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Explorers:if there is sometin like this...den even bunkers are not safe. buh the tin about this kind of bomb is that...there would be counter bunkers to withstand a bomb of this nature...(white house bunker comes to mind) |
aolumaxi:Let's assume they are able to survive in the bunker for a whole year...ow do they survive the post apocalyptic earth...where everything would probably be dark as midnight and the sun wont shine...d land would be dry as sahara desert...the water would be contaminated (provided the oceans has dried up), technology is gone...its like startin all over again buh in a violent earth that doesn't support life. WW4 would definitely be fought with stones n sticks...because shud WW3 happen...humans will never learn. Post apocalyptic movies come to mind... |
Rich4god:if only the supposed world powers would swallow dia prides and mk the world a better place and everione is close to being happy. if only they realised that life is vanity...if only. |
Rich4god:l am telling you...and to think there are some people living on less than one dollar per day...while it costs millions of dollars to make WMDs...Humans are each others greatest enemy... as the popular sayin goes..."only the dead as seen the end of the war" |
Explorers:From some things i have read online there would be survivors...because there are some underground bunkers that can withstand nuclear xplosions (i guess because they are underground and provided the people make it there bfor impact) but i am quite sure the aftermath of the nuclear explosion would have depleted the green n life friendly earth to another red planet, that those left alive would beg to die because...famine... drought...xtreme weather conditions would be the order of the day. let's just hope n pray ego doesnt overwhelm all these nuclear states mehn....let's just hope n pray. |
hmmm one thing is for sure... .i dont know the kind of sophisticated weapons the countries of the world will use to fight world war 3 buh i am sure world war 4 would be fought with sticks n stones if at all some of us are still standing. But then again...i dont pray we witness WW3 but with growin tensions all over the world...its seems inevitable. while other countries reduces d number of active military personnels...Nigeria army.is tryin to increase theirs....just one "little boy" from US is enuf to wipe out the whole Nigerian Armed Forces. |
bolagabriella:hmmm...are you sure shud i marry d last person i kissed....not exactly. d last person i kissed was my nephew...cute boi i must say...i couldnt resist. |
Like Nike would say "just do it". ...once u pop...u cannot stop... Continue makin the girl happy till u both get tired of each other and if u know u cant cope...u shud leave her because in d long run she goin leave wen u cant satisfy her urges again. |
hypocrisy everiwia....u pester a girl for sex and u want to marry a virgin... but then again, wot do i know ...diff strokes...diff folks. |
must be a car exhibition show... because that car was used in the.movie trilogy "Back to the future" i can even see the.Hoverboard used by Lead actor in the second installment of the movie. so op...its probably a replica of that car. |
Explorers:Mr Enzo looks like Mesut Oezil...hope say Mr Ferrari no play away match for Germany like this. |
Explorers:abeg wetin b year of dt old lambo... |
thumbs up explorers...nice thread if only i could get ma hands on d old Land Rovers used by the military in d 60s n 70s. A black JEEP Wrangler and a camaro. Need to work harder men... |
the first name and d last name on d list are the names of my friends... and in reality they are yorubademons...wheneva i see a chic wit them, i just smh for the lady. |