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Literature / Re: The Fixer (A Short Story) by longjohnsilver: 4:40pm On Dec 17, 2016
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Literature / The Fixer (A Short Story) by longjohnsilver: 4:39pm On Dec 17, 2016
This short story is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication maybe reproduced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior permission of Longjohnsilver

Please I need comments (harsh comments are allowed), this is my first story I would be putting here, I have always been a silent reader here, trying my best to learn from others and I think I am ready (like Adekunle Gold). Please do not hesitate to point out any of my mistakes.

Thanks.

THE FIXER

“Grrrrrrr…grrrrrrr” …Victor knew that was his phone vibrating, I did not set any alarm he said to himself as he decided he was not going to answer the phone call, rather he choose to find solace in the fact that the call was a prank call. He turned his head to the other side of the bed away from the vibrating phone. The room was as dark as every shade of black you could imagine, he did not specifically know what the time was but he knew it was in the early hours of the day as the only source of light in the room was from his phone screen, he fought within himself to ignore the call but the persistent vibration made him reconsider, he groaned as he turned his head and decided to finally answer the call.

He weakly picked the phone up to check caller’s identity, but fortunately for him the line went cold, as such he did not waste any time in dropping the phone on the drawer next to his bed, he can at least go back to his sweet sleep as he was really enjoying his rest and he was not ready to sacrifice it for anything right now.

“grrrrrrr….grrrrrr”…the phone vibrated again, his worst fears just became reality “the caller is calling back”. He cussed silently in mind; he knew the caller has achieved his or her aim of ruining his wonderful sleep.

“Akin!!!” he read out the callers identity with an evidently surprised look on his face, he exhaled deeply and hissed silently. Akin is the last person you would want calling you in the middle of the night, something was definitely wrong as he swiped his thumb across the phone screen to answer the incoming phone call.

“Hello, V”…a shivering voice pierced his ears from the other end.

“Hi, man…why are you calling me this late, don’t tell me you need something I wouldn’t be able to get by this time”...he replied with so much scorn and dissent in his voice.

“Tonye is dead!!!”...Akin dropped the bombshell right away.

Victor sat up immediately on hearing the last statement, the sleep cleared from his weary eyes right away.

“What? When? How did it happen?”...he questioned intently as he different thoughts ran through his head as to what could have transpired the over the night as he could remember dropping Tonye at Akin’s place the night before.

“I am not level headed to answer your questions right now, can you come over to my place, please man you have to help me out!!!”...you could feel the soberness in his voice as he pleaded with Victor.

“I will be right there, give 30 minutes”, he replied as he quickly disconnected the call.

Victor buried his head between his hands, as he tried to fathom what could have transpired between Akin and Tonye, he knew Akin was hot headed and Tonye had a caustic tongue but the last thing he had envisioned to happen between them was murder, because despite their differences, they loved each other to pieces.

He got up from his bed and headed for the bathroom for a quick “rub n shine”, five minutes after the call, he was good to go. He picked up his car keys and headed over to Akin’s place.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am Giving Away Up To 100k On This Thread And Lots More by longjohnsilver: 2:47pm On Nov 26, 2016
MichaelKadi:
harriet412, sagbar and longjohnsilver send me a mail you will receive alerts tomorrow.....for those who have commented already please have faith and those are yet to, it can only get better

You have not lived if u haven't experienced the thrill of giving

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am Giving Away Up To 100k On This Thread And Lots More by longjohnsilver: 1:12pm On Nov 26, 2016
MichaelKadi:
God has blessed me and i want to do a giveaway.....this forum has been a blessing in many ways, so i thought i should contribute my little.

All you have to do is ask.....

I hail oh...i no mind like 5k too oh...weekend just dry for my end.
Romance / Re: Which Will U Prefer Between A Cute Partner Or A Partner That Dresses Well? by longjohnsilver: 11:52pm On Nov 23, 2016
I think i wud go with cute face...as someone rightly pointed out...you can help you partner improve his ot her dress sense

but worwor face...u will av to do a surgery wich may or may not work out at d very end.

Money wise sef...clothers are way cheaper than surgeries.

So cute face all d way abeg.

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Romance / Re: My Wife Threatened To Cheat Because I Can't Meet Up Her High Sex Demand by longjohnsilver: 10:14am On Nov 23, 2016
Lovelynature:
Sounds strange


Most guys would rather prefer steady nakking

U get tired at one point...u wud first be feeling ursef thinkin of how lucky u are, till u get tired of the whole thing...been there... done that.

Op, ur friend shud just break up wit her..oh sorry its a marriage...maybe a counsellor can help out.

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Romance / Re: Why Do All Men Cheat by longjohnsilver: 12:59am On Nov 14, 2016
Who told you to date all men...

Buh on a more sincere note...its goes both ways...women cheat... men cheat

That is standard...

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Romance / Re: I Will Kill My Mum I Swear..see What She Did To My Newly Born Baby (photo) by longjohnsilver: 6:58pm On Nov 13, 2016
This is definitely not a yoruba mark...dis mark na somerin wey i deh always see for this hausa mopols n soldiers.

That baby probably goin enlist wen he grow up.

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Sports / Re: Throwback Photo Of Nigeria Former Super Eagles by longjohnsilver: 11:03am On Nov 03, 2016
Standing row R - L

1. Peter Rufai
2...i dont know
3. Finidi George
4. Austin Eguavoen
5. Samson Siasia
6. Uche Okechukwu

Bending row L - R

7. Rashidi Yekini
8. Emmanuel Amunike
9. Sunday Oliseh
10...no bloody idea
11. Daniel Amokachi

USA 94 i tink...i don deh old o...chai!!!

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Travel / Re: Man Dies After Fatal Accident In Imo, Corpse Remains Unidentified. Graphic Pics by longjohnsilver: 10:57pm On Oct 20, 2016
lofty900:
In a civilized country where they have good database of everyone, it won't take a minute to run biometrics and come up with his details but in Nigeria? Different story

U might be right but i have one question for you...why is that we Nigerians like shifting the blame on a failed system n be forming online experts and we do nothing to change the nation in reality.

Actions speak louder than words. What have you done for Nigeria today?

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Education / Re: Let's Have Fun, Attempt All Questions. by longjohnsilver: 4:40pm On Oct 20, 2016
knightling3:
There is a man found dead in a circular mansion. The detective interviews the cook, maid, and babysitter. The cook said he couldn't have done it because he was preparing the meal. The maid said she couldn't have done it because she was dusting the corners. The babysitter said she couldn't because she was playing with the children. Who was lying?
The maid, because a circular mansion cannot have a corner.
Science/Technology / Re: See The Python My Neighbour Killed In His House Today(photos) by longjohnsilver: 8:52pm On Sep 04, 2016
FP...here we com
Business / Re: Do You Have Payoneer Funds For Sale? Hola Me by longjohnsilver: 8:47am On Aug 31, 2016
sunboy:
I currently buy Payoneer funds at 352/$
Hola asap let's transact
Instant payment as usual
Call/text: 09057026390
Hello sire...dt ur number is on whatsapp right?

I tried addin u thru bbm no luck...i want to sell some payoneer funds.
Romance / Re: He Smokes Marijuana by longjohnsilver: 12:53pm On Jul 10, 2016
sEGXY2:
So na only weed be him problem


I don't know why y'all non smokers stereotype smokers as violent and abnormal people when herb is part of Gods gift to mankind

Marijuana is actually a good drug if used responsibly

Burn slow niggaz

i tire oh

Science/Technology / Re: Things You Might Want To Know About Nuclear Weapons (Photos) by longjohnsilver: 12:26pm On Feb 29, 2016
Explorers:
The Pentagon announced that the biggest conventional bomb ever made is ready to be deployed after spending $330 million developing the weapon.
The bomb is designed to destroy underground targets and can blast through up to 200 feet of concrete

if there is sometin like this...den even bunkers are not safe.

buh the tin about this kind of bomb is that...there would be counter bunkers to withstand a bomb of this nature...(white house bunker comes to mind)
Science/Technology / Re: Things You Might Want To Know About Nuclear Weapons (Photos) by longjohnsilver: 12:23pm On Feb 29, 2016
aolumaxi:
some of the bunkers are provided with such facilities.... the problem like u said is just for how long?

Let's assume they are able to survive in the bunker for a whole year...ow do they survive the post apocalyptic earth...where everything would probably be dark as midnight and the sun wont shine...d land would be dry as sahara desert...the water would be contaminated (provided the oceans has dried up), technology is gone...its like startin all over again buh in a violent earth that doesn't support life.

WW4 would definitely be fought with stones n sticks...because shud WW3 happen...humans will never learn.

Post apocalyptic movies come to mind...

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Science/Technology / Re: Things You Might Want To Know About Nuclear Weapons (Photos) by longjohnsilver: 11:27am On Feb 28, 2016
Rich4god:
You can imagine that one single F16 fighter jet cost billions of dollars.... But some on their maiden mission will either crash or be bombed... yet more funds will be invested to build more... And den d its disheartening to know that some of the world richest are only interested in funding negative projects like the development of suicide grains...

if only the supposed world powers would swallow dia prides and mk the world a better place and everione is close to being happy.

if only they realised that life is vanity...if only.
Science/Technology / Re: Things You Might Want To Know About Nuclear Weapons (Photos) by longjohnsilver: 10:55am On Feb 28, 2016
Rich4god:
If all these funds where invested in agriculture and human development, the world would have been better than what it is now.... No different between human and wild animals... Destruction always in our mind.


l am telling you...and to think there are some people living on less than one dollar per day...while it costs millions of dollars to make WMDs...Humans are each others greatest enemy...

as the popular sayin goes..."only the dead as seen the end of the war"
Science/Technology / Re: Things You Might Want To Know About Nuclear Weapons (Photos) by longjohnsilver: 10:47am On Feb 28, 2016
Explorers:



Lol...Stones and sticks, ive heard that before. But do you think there wil be survivors if US, Russia, North Korea, and Some Arab nations should launch their nuclear warheads? I learnt that apart from the instant blast of just one of these weapons, it's radiation will kill millions in weeks, natural disasters like earthquake, tsunami will also be triggered. Don't forget these powerful Nations are just exposing the tip of the iceberg to the world when it comes to weapons advancement, most especially the US. So i believe the weapons they have in their possession are deadlier than we think.

From some things i have read online there would be survivors...because there are some underground bunkers that can withstand nuclear xplosions (i guess because they are underground and provided the people make it there bfor impact) but i am quite sure the aftermath of the nuclear explosion would have depleted the green n life friendly earth to another red planet, that those left alive would beg to die because...famine... drought...xtreme weather conditions would be the order of the day.

let's just hope n pray ego doesnt overwhelm all these nuclear states mehn....let's just hope n pray.
Science/Technology / Re: Things You Might Want To Know About Nuclear Weapons (Photos) by longjohnsilver: 7:44am On Feb 28, 2016
hmmm

one thing is for sure...

.i dont know the kind of sophisticated weapons the countries of the world will use to fight world war 3 buh i am sure world war 4 would be fought with sticks n stones if at all some of us are still standing.

But then again...i dont pray we witness WW3 but with growin tensions all over the world...its seems inevitable.

while other countries reduces d number of active military personnels...Nigeria army.is tryin to increase theirs....just one "little boy" from US is enuf to wipe out the whole Nigerian Armed Forces.
Romance / Re: You Will Marry The Last Person U Kissed.do I Get Amen Or God For Bid by longjohnsilver: 7:20pm On Feb 27, 2016
bolagabriella:
Amen
hmmm...are you sure
shud i marry d last person i kissed....not exactly.
d last person i kissed was my nephew...cute boi i must say...i couldnt resist.
Romance / Re: Help My friend Girlfriend Who Use To Hate Sex,is Now Addicted To Sex. by longjohnsilver: 10:18am On Feb 22, 2016
Like Nike would say "just do it".



...once u pop...u cannot stop...



Continue makin the girl happy till u both get tired of each other and if u know u cant cope...u shud leave her because in d long run she goin leave wen u cant satisfy her urges again.
Romance / Re: If Your Fiance Is Not A Virgin! by longjohnsilver: 8:12pm On Feb 16, 2016
hypocrisy everiwia....u pester a girl for sex and u want to marry a virgin...

but then again, wot do i know

...diff strokes...diff folks.
Car Talk / Re: Monster Car I Saw In Newcastle, United Kingdom Today by longjohnsilver: 10:22am On Feb 01, 2016
must be a car exhibition show...

because that car was used in the.movie trilogy "Back to the future"

i can even see the.Hoverboard used by Lead actor in the second installment of the movie.

so op...its probably a replica of that car.

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Car Talk / Re: Evolution Of Cars: What They Look Like Then Vs Now. by longjohnsilver: 10:10pm On Jan 23, 2016
Explorers:
Enzo Anselmo Ferrari.

Born: 18 February 1898 Modena, Kingdom of Italy.

Died14 August 1988(aged 90) Maranello, Italy.

Nationality: Italian.

Occupation: Founder of Ferrari.

source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzo_Ferrari?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C6227042782
cc: Dominique

Mr Enzo looks like Mesut Oezil...hope say Mr Ferrari no play away match for Germany like this.

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Car Talk / Re: Evolution Of Cars: What They Look Like Then Vs Now. by longjohnsilver: 1:31pm On Jan 23, 2016
Explorers:
Lamborghini
abeg wetin b year of dt old lambo...

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Car Talk / Re: Evolution Of Cars: What They Look Like Then Vs Now. by longjohnsilver: 12:56pm On Jan 23, 2016
thumbs up explorers...nice thread

if only i could get ma hands on d old Land Rovers used by the military in d 60s n 70s.

A black JEEP Wrangler and a camaro.

Need to work harder men...

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Romance / Re: Whoever Wrote This Must Be Drunk (Photo) by longjohnsilver: 7:10pm On Jan 12, 2016
the first name and d last name on d list are the names of my friends...

and in reality they are yorubademons...wheneva i see a chic wit them, i just smh for the lady.

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