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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 9:05am On Aug 20, 2017
longjohnsilver:
Hi,

If you need a standard and quality review for your account, do not hesistate to quote/mention me.

It is a verified USA account.


Still selling my fellow freelancers...boost ur account today!!!

Check my signature and contact me now.
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by longjohnsilver: 10:07pm On Aug 18, 2017
Good evening my fellow fish farmers...

I need some advise on an issue bothering me presently, i recently upgraded my tank pond to concrete pond.

Relocating the tanks to another area, i stocked both the tank and concrete at d same time but i sorted both the tank and concrete pond of recent and i noticed that the juveniles in the tank are doing great and the ones in the concrete not so great.

I did all pre stocking operations on d concrete pond quite well...at least to d best of my knowledge and from the ones i learnt from this thread.

I just want to make enquiries if there is anytin I can do or not doing to boost up the growth of the juveniles in the concrete pond...

Thanks in advance.
Car Talk / Re: What Is The Worst Vehicle You Have Ever Used ? by longjohnsilver: 9:12am On Aug 18, 2017
Volkswagen Bug...dt car na nonsense.

Altho na my broda use am sha

I thought he was the only facing the isssue till i start seeing other bugs in mechanic workshop

Altho a very good drive on it day buh its has spent more days at d mechanics than on the road.
Romance / Re: What's Your Secret Way Of Relieving Stress? by longjohnsilver: 10:05pm On Aug 12, 2017
Good music.
Romance / Re: LEAKED: Nigerian Female Banker Acts Porn In Secret by longjohnsilver: 7:54am On Aug 02, 2017
Sinners judging other sinners for living differently.
Business / Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by longjohnsilver: 8:52am On Jul 31, 2017
spik007:


Hello bro, i can provide you with the amount needed.
What is your rate offer?

Chat me up on whatsapp with the number on my siggy.

Thanks.
Literature / Re: How Much Should I Charge For A 150 Paged Novel On Fiverr by longjohnsilver: 11:17pm On Jul 30, 2017
I will advise u use style ask am for hin budget, that way you can know the range to bill him or her.

because if u over bill, d competition might bid less, be smart!

Godspeed.

Check my signature ppl

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Business / Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by longjohnsilver: 1:36pm On Jul 30, 2017
I need $60 payoneer funds...if you have pls quote me.

I am ready to buy at a good exchange rate...fiverr people...mention/quote me now.
Business / Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by longjohnsilver: 1:32pm On Jul 30, 2017
I need $60 payoneer funds...if you have pls quote me.

I am ready to buy at a good exchange rate...fiverr people...mention/quote me now.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 11:23am On Jul 27, 2017
KaBabs1:


Still selling reviews?

walewriter:
Hi house, if you sell (not exchange oo) fiverr reviews contact me on 07054346729

+234 805 735 9689 hit me up on whatsapp...reviews are still available.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 11:31am On Jul 24, 2017
tshabalala:
I am a graphics designer so can we deal

Sure...+234 805 735 9689 hit me on whatsapp and we can negotiate.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 10:30am On Jul 24, 2017
Hi,

If you need a standard and quality review for your account, do not hesistate to quote/mention me.

It is a verified USA account.
Business / Re: 5 Lessons I Have Learnt From Earning Over N6 Million On Fiverr by longjohnsilver: 10:25am On Jul 24, 2017
Reviews for sale tho...if you need quote me

Its a verified USA account.

Jah bless everione.
Nairaland / General / Re: Check Out The Snake My Friend Killed In His Compound This Morning by longjohnsilver: 2:46pm On Jul 23, 2017
I don see many snake thread for nland sotay...

Nland don teach me that

1. That is a puff adder...not a python.

2. It is very venomous.

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Literature / Re: The Fixer (A Short Story) by longjohnsilver: 1:17pm On Jul 20, 2017
selebobo10:
Niceeeee

Ten fingers in d air!!!
Literature / Re: The Fixer (A Short Story) by longjohnsilver: 1:15pm On Jul 20, 2017
Emzyme:
Dis guy is good

Thanks boss...that really meant alot.
Events / Re: 10 Weddings That Ended In Tragedy Around The World(Photos). by longjohnsilver: 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2017
Candour:


November 4th 2000 actually

Exactly...thanks, november 4th.
Events / Re: 10 Weddings That Ended In Tragedy Around The World(Photos). by longjohnsilver: 1:39pm On Jul 18, 2017
Explorers:
10. The newly wedded couple with their friends, maids that died in a tanker explosion, one of the worst ever multi-vehicle accidents, killing between 100 and 200 people near Ibadan, Oyo State, Nigeria, November, 2000.





The accident occurred outside Ibadan, on a stretch of motorway connecting Ibadan and Ife in Osun State to the East, about 250 km north of Lagos.

Nigeria suffers heavy traffic circulation problems, and this day was no exception, with a large traffic jam covering all lanes of the road and numerous pedestrians weaving in between them including the the new couple.


A large petrol tanker, carrying fuel was travelling on the same road at high speed, when it suddenly encountered the traffic jam and attempted to come to a halt.

At this point, the poorly maintained vehicle suffered a total brake failure, and ploughed straight into the queue of cars ahead including the motorcade of the newly wedded couple.

The numbers killed in the initial collision were probably high, but they will never be known, because the tanker, which had finally come to rest on its side had begun to leak its highly flammable load onto the roadway.

Within seconds, this trail was alight, and the tanker disappeared in an enormous fireball, which rose above the city and devastated a wide area around the accident scene.

Those still in their cars were trapped in the crash wreckage and burnt alive.

Those who tried to escape were also burnt till they fell, those standing too close were immolated instantly, while those further away were burnt to death or hit by flying shrapnel from the blast.

Burning wreckage caused several small fires in nearby suburbs.

The police and other rescue services did not offer any assistance until some time after the blast, and so numerous bodies were removed by relatives or volunteer rescuers and privately buried, whilst others were simply vapourised in the initial explosion or cremated in the fire that followed.

Lalasticlala, Mynd44

I remember this car crash...it was November 4, 2000 or so.

It was at the toll gate at the Ife end of the Ibadan-Ife expressway

I was saved from encountering the accident by God that used my uncle to delay my trip that fateful day, because the accident reportedly happened few hours after i left the garage and went back home.

Sometimes in this life sef, if your time is not up...nothing can touch you.

I saw wreckages the next day i eventually travelled...damn it was gory!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: lesson learnt-my diary by longjohnsilver: 12:58pm On Jul 03, 2017
Jah go bless your hustle bro!

I hope you applied for N-power?

Tests don start...undull.

I pray you find the hope u seek here bruv! buh make sure you verify all offers they send or provide bfor u jump at them oh...some ppl av bad intentions oh.

Enuf said.

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Romance / Re: Help!!! Imagine What She Did!! by longjohnsilver: 12:12pm On Jul 03, 2017
If there is no attraction, your sister shud just slide away n save the poor guy heart ache in d future.

Cause she will still cheat wen she meet that tall n handsome dude in the nearest future.
Romance / Re: She Allowed Me F*ck Her On Our First Meeting by longjohnsilver: 12:07pm On Jul 03, 2017
Dude just enjoy urself while it last, cause obviously ur head deh game wella, she might just be feeling u it doesnt mean she aint decent.

You should be able to detect if she is decent or not with your dealings with her.

This same girl dat has spent two weeks wit you is probably keep some other guys in the waiting list.

As for those say HIV/AIDS,something must kill a man...

Life is too short and all men will die.

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Celebrities / Re: Dj Lambo Announced As President Of Choc Boi Nation (Photos) by longjohnsilver: 12:25am On Jun 15, 2017
Fresca:
I miss those days of ice prince, Jesse jagz, M.i and brymo... songs like "test me" "represent" chai! Choc boiz used to scatter my brain. I wish they could make music like back then again.

Good ol' days of ice prince oleku, MI action film, my head my belle and one naira.


Everitin ma time...all d reigning acts then (mo hits, id cabasa samklef, bracket, j martins and so others) are either not relevant or on a low these days.

Kudos to 2Baba n P-square dem try no be small!

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Romance / Re: . by longjohnsilver: 1:37pm On Jun 13, 2017
Bro, dont even think of borrowing again, gather the little u have n invest in a small time biz u can do in ur area and tell the guy u are owing to give you till a certain period again at least.

And as someone don type up dere, sell ur belongings n use it to offset d loan small.

Also register for Npower, registration start this nite grin

Dont kill ursef, when there is life dere is hope.

And stop borrowing its a bad habit.
Properties / Re: Heat And Mosquitoes: Inside Lagos Neighbourhood Where Residents Hardly Sleep by longjohnsilver: 12:16pm On Jun 13, 2017
Nigeria still have a long way to go, a friend shared a status update on whatsapp yday, cum see beta skyscrappers for Dubai, d place be like virtual future city but only that it is real, and na d same oil wey God use bless us dem use build up dia country oh.

If i get chance comot dis hell hole of a country i wont tink twice oh!!!

Instead of the youths to come together n fight our common enemy (politicians) all we do is fight ourselves over arewa, afonja n Igbo.

It is just hopeless men, f.ucking hopeless, everione keeps moving to Lagos, we need to develop other cities in the country too n ease d pressure on Lagos but all we do all day is look n check the tribe of a criminal and point fingers.

Una just deh start nii, rubbish country n daft citizens!!!

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Phones / Re: 4 Reasons Why Ladies Block Their Last Seen On Whatsapp By Jumia Travel by longjohnsilver: 11:34pm On May 26, 2017
prejulsuc:
thanks

You are welcome wink
Phones / Re: 4 Reasons Why Ladies Block Their Last Seen On Whatsapp By Jumia Travel by longjohnsilver: 7:38pm On May 26, 2017
prejulsuc:
pls how can I block my last seen

Go to settings on whatsapp...click on Account...then click on privacy.

Voila...u wud be able to change your status.

Buh u wont be able to see other users last seen oh, but who cares.

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Phones / Re: 4 Reasons Why Ladies Block Their Last Seen On Whatsapp By Jumia Travel by longjohnsilver: 1:04pm On May 26, 2017
Mine is also hidden.

I personally dont like people that stalk you with questions like why you have not read their messages when your last seen was blah blah blah...

I like d privacy feature tho, no be by force to reply immediately cheesy grin

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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 12:55am On May 26, 2017
Besto:


review available
Let us discuss sir!

Send a PM or drop your whatsapp number
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 8:17pm On May 25, 2017
promo4:


Hello
2 reviews available send me a pm if still interested
Thanks

Are the reviews still available?
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 8:31am On May 24, 2017
promo4:


Hello
2 reviews available send me a pm if still interested
Thanks

Thanks,
Buh i need more than 2...
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 7:49pm On May 23, 2017
Hello,

I need reviews...quote me if u av any to sell.

Thanks.

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