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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 8:41am On Mar 10, 2018
Ayomide93:


Thanks... How about opening the account with a second phone... Just another option.

actually, you can operate two or more accounts on a PC.

Just create a different user profile on ur PC and u are good to go.

A new user will be mirroring another PC to fiverr, there is always a loophole in a system, all u need to do is find it.

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Agriculture / Re: Start The New Planting Season With Our Cheap And Genuine Farmland by longjohnsilver: 11:46pm On Feb 17, 2018
cheapland:
no sir we don’t have any land in other state, all the our land in okeogun here are all vitertle, because oke ogun is best and good area for agriculture

Thanks, I prefer somewhere in Osun, it is closer to my other establishment.
Agriculture / Re: Start The New Planting Season With Our Cheap And Genuine Farmland by longjohnsilver: 6:39pm On Feb 17, 2018
Do you have "cheapland" in any other state other than OYO, preferrably Osun.
Agriculture / Re: Nairaland Farmers Contact Details by longjohnsilver: 6:33pm On Feb 17, 2018
Anyone in Osun state that is into real maize cultivation should pls quote this post.

We need to relate.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 5 Years Broke Up With Me Because Of What Her Pastor Said. Help! by longjohnsilver: 10:02pm On Feb 02, 2018
Op, you need to move on.

She will probably marry that pastor before the end of this year. I know it will be painful at first but trust me you will survive the break up.

At least she had the dignity to break up with you before choosing another man.

Take heart, life must go on.

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Romance / Re: I Have Never Been This Wet, Woman Says After Sex With Her Pastor by longjohnsilver: 11:01am On Jan 28, 2018
There is nothing new under the sun, all these things has happened before and will happen again in the nearest future.

Women are funny when they cheat, they cheat with someone you know very well...someone you would not even suspect they are having an affair with.


It's crazy!!!

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Ok To Circumcise Male Children But Wrong For Females ? by longjohnsilver: 10:17pm On Jan 27, 2018
Op....some religious beliefs dont circumcise the male child and if you don't feel like circumcising your son or any male baby you have the privilege over. I believe its a free world you don't have to do it.

Life is simple.

Other people might take a cue from you and also stop doing it for their children.

Something life questions like this are just rhetorical, the answer never satisfies.

Remember! Change begins with you.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 2:31pm On Jan 27, 2018
When it comes to Payoneer exchange
@nkhay is not just trusted, her payment is faster than Usain Bolt!

Just had the smoothest deal ever with her and I have been dealing with her for over 4 months!

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Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by longjohnsilver: 2:29pm On Jan 27, 2018
nkhay:
Still buying bulk Payoneer @JUICY RATE


Click WhatsApp link below for swift deal
When it comes to Payoneer exchange
@nkhay is not just trusted, her payment is faster than Usain Bolt!

Just had the smoothest deal ever with her and I have been dealing with her for the past 4 months.

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Romance / Re: Lady Warns Yahoo Boys: "Come With Your Work ID Before Asking Me Out" by longjohnsilver: 10:03pm On Jan 25, 2018
I hope she has a job too or else...
Romance / Re: Does A Guys Hairstyle Show His Personality? by longjohnsilver: 7:59am On Jan 23, 2018
Maybe...maybe not.

Depends, i once made my hair in a dreadlock and it didnt stop me from being myself, i just did it for fun. I remember the look on my neighbours face when she saw it on my head, it was priceless.

Some people might actually be on low cut but more dangerous than a viper, dont be deceived.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 7:02pm On Jan 20, 2018
Review sellers!!!

If you want to sell reviews, kindly quote or mention me...I need at least 6 reviews from 6 different fiverr accounts.

longjohnsilver is d moniker.

Thanks.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 7:01pm On Jan 20, 2018
Shabib:
Good day everyone.

I'm looking to sell a few 5$ Fiverr reviews with my European Union based Fiverr account.
You get to customise the review you want for your gig I'll buy.

I have my contact on my signature. Call or Whatsapp the no today.

This is limited.

I sent you a direct message on whatsapp, let us deal.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 9:54am On Jan 19, 2018
Review sellers!!!

If you want to sell reviews, kindly quote or mention me...I need at least 6 reviews from 6 different fiverr accounts.

longjohnsilver is d moniker.

Thanks.
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by longjohnsilver: 9:49am On Jan 19, 2018
Review sellers!!!

If you want to sell reviews, kindly quote or mention me...I need at least 6 reviews from 6 different fiverr accounts.

longjohnsilver is d moniker.

Thanks.
Romance / Re: My Shocking & Weird Christmas Story by longjohnsilver: 3:40pm On Dec 28, 2017
Hmmm...the baby can still be yours, she no finish her sentence now...
Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Be Happy That You're Broke by longjohnsilver: 3:31pm On Dec 28, 2017
Nawa oh

Why will someone want to be poor in this life?

Change ur thinking bro, you cud av viewed ur points from another angle as a rich man.

Why not build a longer table instead of a higher fence.

bignoisemaker:
2. no hatred - it's a known fact that once black men start getting money, they distance themselves from loved ones and become proud. I remember one time I had 20k, I felt on top of the world. I became disrespectful to mama and selfish as well. now i'm broke, I'm loyal and relaxed

Romance / Re: 10+ Times People Had A Bit Too Much And Did Really Weird Things by longjohnsilver: 1:45pm On Dec 26, 2017
alcohol !!!
e go make u lose home training shap shap.
the hangover part of it na hin i hate pass...
Romance / Re: Man Steals Laptop, Phone of Lady He Met in the Club - Twitter User ( Photo) by longjohnsilver: 7:58am On Dec 13, 2017
Twitter and its 'phantom' stories kwa...but if na tru tori...

The guy no try at all... haba!!!

if SARS carry am now...he will go online and start typing another thing.

Also, the girl too sef...she too will probably obtain the guy in the long run because for her mind December don set grin grin grin but the guy was sharper in the short run, baba use 2k investment rip over 50k in less than 20 minutes...even MMM and other ponzis are not that fast. grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Envy Wayward Children by longjohnsilver: 7:34am On Dec 13, 2017
greiboy:
Bro
I don't usually comment on your threads, but I feel this message might convince good hearted people to start pursuing terrible things.

First of all , you are 25, I am pretty sure you know you are at the beginning of your life

Martin Luther king jr once said, if you can't run, walk." if you can't walk crawl but what ever you do make sure you keep moving forward."

Just because your "wayward" friends are making it now, doesn't mean they have made it. It definitely doesn't mean you can't make it as a good person.

For every successful gangster we have thousands of successful doctors engineers and diligent people doing really well for themselves

You also said you once strive to be the best, but apparently at a tender age of 25 you have given up.

Here is an open secret I want to share with you., SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE NEVER STOP STRIVING TO BE THE BEST. Take for example the likes of Dangote( he never stop looking for new ways to make money) Ronaldo and messi always strive to outdo each other every season and be the best in their chosen sport


Don't ever stop trying bro, don't take my words for it.

Believe in the words and dreams of martin Luther king jr that inspired generations after his death to produce the first black president in America.



True!!!

op seem to forget that some yahoo boys are in prison while some are dead. Some people become CEO at 25 and die at the age of 40 while some become CEO at 40 and live well above 80.

Run your race, be better than you were yesterday, see your friends and stay motivated...do not compare your life with theirs. Our paths are different.

Just do you and work hard or smart in whatever you do, one day everything will pay off.

Patience bruh!!! but do not slack while being patient, stay positive.

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Sports / Re: 100 Facts About The 2018 World Cup. by longjohnsilver: 11:21pm On Dec 01, 2017
phoenixthefirst:

The fact is not wrong. The fact is specifically about the 2018 World Cup; Scotland have not qualified!

Then the post should have been specific, because most people will assume Scotland have never been to the world cup.

Moreover Scotland is not the only country that will miss the mundial, so why are they mentioned as a fact?
Sports / Re: 100 Facts About The 2018 World Cup. by longjohnsilver: 9:03pm On Dec 01, 2017
slam7000:

No 65 is wrong.


Scotland have qualified for the World Cup I think on 9 occasions. I’m sure they participated in the 1982 World Cup. They just haven’t managed to progress to the second round or come out of their group.

And 1998, infact they played Brazil in the opening match of 1998 world cup.

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Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by longjohnsilver: 11:46am On Nov 30, 2017
OmoOshodi:
please go through page 416 carefully

got it!

thanks
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by longjohnsilver: 8:09am On Nov 30, 2017
OmoOshodi:
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Romance / Re: [serious] Men Who Have Been Sexually Assaulted By Women, What Is Your Story? by longjohnsilver: 6:18pm On Nov 28, 2017
its a tough world out there for guys, i was molested as a kid, then i didnt feel bad about the thing to be candid...i liked it and i look forward to those lonely weekends with those big aunties.

But reflecting on it now, thank God for my life, they could have messed me up and turn me into a sexx addict.

Like someone rightly pointed out in another thread...ladies think they can get any guy to lay with them...even if u say no they will be persistent.

Not their fault sha, since we guys too can be easily seduced, get carried away in the heat of the moment and the society does not care.

To the society once the victim is not a lady...it is not rape or assault.

God go help us too.
Romance / Re: please people should Be Marrying Ladies From The South West by longjohnsilver: 7:58am On Nov 28, 2017
This thread is absolute rubbish, so because few people you know married the woman they love (that also happen they are from different tribes) lead you to jump to conclusion that all other men of yoruba extraction are marrying outside their tribe.

Fallacy of hasty generalisation.

Sometimes I just wonder how people just wake up and come up with stuffs like this.

Op...go out more biko and do more research before you come up with stuffs like this.

Is it even a must you marry from your tribe or race?

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Literature / Victims, Survivors And Owners. by longjohnsilver: 7:46pm On Nov 26, 2017
This short story is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication maybe reproduced, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior permission of longjohnsilver.


VICTIMS, SURVIVORS AND OWNERS


The sunrays pierced through the beaming blue sky, bringing along with it an exceptionally hot afternoon that fateful Friday in the eleventh month of that particular year. The hot weather whose heat ferocity could be likened to what you will experience in the Sahara desert, this weather could be attributed to the change in season as it was towards the end of the rainy season as although this is not the Sahara, it might be close to the desert in the real sense of it. This is somewhere in Southern Nigeria, the part of the country filled with the famed tropical forest according to the vegetation map of the country.

The continent most populous nation and one with a great prospect with it numerous resources to make it a leading economy in the world but seems to be going through stagnation with several years of military rules with a civil war in between, a war that cost numerous people their lives. It was the early 2000’s and the citizens were just getting over the euphoria of the new millennium and the ushering in of civilian rule that promised the people a brighter future after decades of Military rule, that came with numerous ups, downs and moments that are safe to say are “just there” in the history of the wonderful country.

David and his classmates were making their way back home after school, that jolly walk home you have after conquering the rigours of another week in a public secondary school, the feeling could be likened to the what the allied forces felt after their victory in World War II because the public school was made up of elements that made everyday a challenge.

Elements like the hot blooded principal that dish out orders like a dictator, that teacher who has a PhD in flogging sending shivers down your spine every time; even if he was a mile away, don’t forget the mean senior that are like tin gods giving you out of this world punishments like plucking coconut with a real stick from a virtual tree drawn on the blackboard with a white chalk, then the school 2 students that are usually your classmates but they are bigger, taller and stronger thus they naturally take up the post of class bullies, the school 2 students sometimes come in different shades but trust me, their only aim is to maim or fleece you of all you have and then the likes of David and his friends the book smart, happy go to fellows. For David the walk home from school every day had all the signs of victory attached it, most especially on Friday’s as there was no school the next day

Few kilometres after leaving their school premises, the boys stumbled on a long queue of people trying to get fuel from the nearby filling station, yes it was the problem of the perennial fuel scarcity that has plagued this oil producing country since its inception. David was stunned, not by the long queue of both human and all types of vehicles, heck! We see that everyday…he was held spellbound by the orderly fashion by which everyone on the queue composed themselves, “this is quite unusual” he mused. It was suppose to be noisy arena something like a political rally with probably some exchange of hot words or fist as the case maybe and outburst of adrenalin as everyone would be trying really hard to outsmart each other in order to get the premium motor spirit, but reverse seems to be the case this particular afternoon.

“Nigerians are not this orderly or organised” he muttered to himself pausing for a moment, his gaze fixed on the filling station.

David knew something was wrong, like young lads his age; he was naturally inquisitive as he is still learning in the school of life and was determined to enlighten himself more by getting to the bottom of the situation. He wandered away from the group and crossed to the other side of the road where the filling station was located. He walked pass the queue quietly like a kid looking for his father, staring intently into the eye of each human on the queue trying to find answers to the mystery, he could hear different bickering and murmurs among the crowd, he could sense they all felt disgruntled by the present arrangement but they could do nothing about it.

“But this seem nice and fair to everyone” he said to himself so why the displeasure on the faces of the fuel buyers?

“Hey!!!” a deep husky voice came out of the blue and everyone around David was warped in total silence as not to incur the wrath of the speaker, you could see probing eyes everywhere looking towards the direction of the commanding tone trying to figure out who the speaker was referring to.
Politics / Re: Steps To Register For The Voluntary Assets & Income Declaration Scheme (VAIDS) by longjohnsilver: 7:45pm On Nov 23, 2017
Masculity:




Pay your tax and all those problems you listed above will surely go away. Government of today is different from government of yesterday. This government means business, have faith and pay I guarantee you your hard earned money will be use to develop our dear country.

same story since 1960.

I have zero faith in the govt, later we will see headlines on how the director of the tax agency diverted the money for his personal use.

Let them utilise the one they have been generating from oil and all other sources since forever, then we will be ready to pay tax. because by then, the tax would be worth it.

Until then...
Business / Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by longjohnsilver: 5:28pm On Nov 11, 2017
Boost ur fiverr profile now, the competition out there is real, be a shoulder above others

That guy with plenty reviews, he bought some reviews to attract customers...that is why he is able to land that job before you.

In essence, buy reviews and improve your profile now!!!

I will give a customised review (i mean I will type anything you want me to type in review) or I can write a brilliant one for you myself.

Oya check my signature shap shap and let us make it happen sharpish...
Business / Re: Learn How To Offer Graphics Design On Fiverr - Without Being A Photoshop/ai Pro by longjohnsilver: 5:28pm On Nov 11, 2017
Boost ur fiverr profile now, the competition out there is real, be a shoulder above others

That guy with plenty reviews, he bought some reviews to attract customers...that is why he is able to land that job before you.

In essence, buy reviews and improve your profile now!!!

I will give a customised review (i mean I will type anything you want me to type in review) or I can write a brilliant one for you myself.

Oya check my signature shap shap and let us make it happen sharpish...
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 5:26pm On Nov 11, 2017
longjohnsilver:
Boost ur fiverr profile now, the competition out there is real, be a shoulder above others

That guy with plenty reviews, he bought some reviews to attract customers...that is why he is able to land that job before you.

In essence, buy reviews and improve your profile now!!!

I will give a customised review (i mean I will type anything you want me to type in review) or I can write a brilliant one for you myself.

Oya check my signature shap shap and let us make it happen sharpish...
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by longjohnsilver: 10:04pm On Nov 10, 2017
Raiyell:

Hi, lets talk on contactify2011@gmail.com
I need 3 reviews. Thaaaaanks.
check ur mail.

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