₦airaland Forum

ProfAmaben:
Excellent article. Biafra should be 5 states alone, I detest South South, they are exactly like the Yorubas, bitter and hate filled.

My Prof calm down na

Karleb:
How much is flight from Lagos to Abuja again?

Bros, it's better you arrange with your wife and arrange some 300k for your flight to Abuja every weekend or you talk to your boss about the new developments. There is a saying that you miss 100 percent of the shot you don't take.

I admire this your family sha.

Walai I go still dey follow you Bumper to Bumper both for NL and Twitter

emmaodet:
The only time most women are hyperactive and know they have right and men don’t have monopoly is when it comes to SEX.
That is when you people will know you can also have side guys, you can also cheat etc but when it comes to buying gifts, putting their man or bf on allowance, buying car for a man, sending man to abroad, enrolling him in school and pay his fee etc women are always blind and mute.
Just call SEX and all of a sudden, they will be active and dragging right.
Mycheeew

I swear!

Karleb:
Funny thing is, most founders are the most suitable for the job. When Steve job was sacked, they had to call him back because the company was declining.

Most investors don't know jack shiit about the company they're investing in. All they care about is profit. Most don't even know how to invest because they still hire people to do their investments.

The only thing they have is the power of money.

The wise man has spoken!!

Meninmen:
Your mum can't be doing residency and be earning 200k, that's not true.

If your mum is truly a resident doctor, let's say a Junior resident, she will be on CONMESS 3 step 2. If you add her call duty allowance, it will be definitely more than 200k. If she is a senior resident, the pay is even higher.

While I understand your point, don't come here and give false information!

Bro what's up with you You won dey follow person argue about wetin in say in own mama dey collect again Ah ah!!! Some Nigerians ehn!!! Una can be wonderful o

Karleb:
Bros, there is nothing like passion in this country o.

If hunger and insecurity knack you, that passion go disappear.

Karleb:
There is something called, Stomach Driven Development. You have to eat and be okay to think of building a compiler.

A company like Google was already okay and successful as a search engine before thinking of other things.

Building a compiler is something that can be learnt by anyone interested.

"Stomach Driven Development" guuuuuuy you don keeh me finish I swear you dey gimme joy

unyime1montag:
hello @ lordally . I have just sent you an e-mail message

I no see am o

stereo:
Yes. Over five years

Omo you don blow!!

labi1977:
Why do some women say silly things n they don't know what they are talking about just arguing to seem smart

Here arguing with actual programmers when she probably can't write a line of code

Well I hope she has learnt something today

Hahahaha actually it's not a woman thing sha it's actually an individual thing irrespective of sex. Asked that Software development can be learnt without the knowledge of maths or it can be learnt which just the little basics. When she talked about the focus on Polish and Ukraine programmers I laugh die!!! She no know say Companies dey cry say Foreign companies don almost Poach All the senior developers for Nigeria finish ....

drmikeadams:
I no Come know whether na access Bank loan or MA nirsal...one naira sef them go minus am.

Be like say na Access bank oo

drmikeadams:
Any body Don start to repay him loan yet...any money wey land my account dey disappear asap....be nirsal no come play o

How much them dey collect?

stereo:
Very true. I arrived Berlin in January and I've got the EU blue card. Much more advantage. It doesn't matter if you have a 3rd class. Just get a statement of comparability for your degree.

Are you into Software Development? And please for how long?

sexylassie2:
The pool of good programmers in Nigeria is very few.

This just states the obvious , that you don't know what you're really talking about!!

sexylassie2:
1-I am not a dude
2- when building a site from scratch, you need three people, a designer, a frontend and a backend( designers and frontend don't need maths, any body can learn that) , note: I am not talking about modifying word press templates.
3. My main focus was about building complex system with back end functionalities, maths is very important.
4- countries with stem based curriculum have better programmers than countries without.

I know what I am saying,I am not in programming myself but I work in a security company that have built in house security softwares, all our programmers are all sourced from ukraine and poland the reason is simple because of strong focus on stem.

Since you're not in programming then I guess you shouldn't talk about what you have no full knowledge about o... Cos people without good maths knowledge can be good in software development

sexylassie2:
go check anywhere, the best programmers are good in mathematical logic

there is a reason CS is filled with advanced maths

also, there is a reason, the west and eastern europe have good programmers, strong priority in STEM

Are you really into Software development Cos if you are , you would know anyone who's not good in maths can still make it big in Software development

kingjooo:
Una see am? This is what we call good governance,the welfare of every living thing within her territory is non negotiable. Now the israeli government wants to re_settle them,but naija here if u no be politician omo na one chance u de o.But i de always ask GOD 4 my dream why na here him see to create me put,if usa,russia or england too far him for just put me for south africa i for even manage am

Hahahahaha lwkmd

Kelvin125:
I am a civil servant on grade level eight. I have been in service for seven years but I do not find if easy financially.

I am planning on getting a keke napepe on a hire purchase to supplement my income as the salary I get at the end of the month is not enough to carry the family. But my question is does it worth it getting keke on a hire purchase.

Knowing fully that I will be making a weekly return. Please those that are knowledgeable in this type of business, should I go into it.

Take my advice and I'll be straight and honest as possible to you bro... If you know you wouldn't be Driving the keke by yourself do not give it out on higher purchase cos there will always be stories from the driver!!! I don talk my own o!! I'm telling you based on experience!!!

omoowhe:
My brother you no know as the thing day pain me!!!

E be like say your visa dey count already

omoowhe:
I tire ooo......na that one nai consign me sef not all these comparison!!!! It's getting frustrating by the day, which kind useless govt b this sef

Guy you just won keeehme with laugh this afternoon!!! Hahahahahha guy abeg free me na!!

omoowhe:
Nobody day even talk anything sef!!! No hope at all.........na waaa sef

Hahahahah laf won keeh me!!

uzzyphilip:
Everything na money

How does this relate to what the OP just asked Illiteracy too much for this country I swear!!!

orlahtohbadt:
Justwise, please monitor this guy.

Hahahahhaa Baba I think you're mistaken or just want to catch cruise. Go through all my previous posts on this thread and if you still deem it fit to take this stand Then the joke is on you.

I JUST SAVED SOMEONE FROM BEING SCAMMED today and some of you are here saying things ignorantly. @Mightymuy pls come and take a look

This would be the last time I would comment on this thread. It's this same attitude you guys put up that made people who might have little info that might be useful to lay low and stay mute.

justwise:
Dude stop this here

You didn't see the other parts rights?

Soraco57:
...,sure I have done that and email them but bro, what I want to ask is that are they legit? I have a bro in the UAE who works in Aluminum company as a product supervisor ,I tell him to try them, want to know if they are real or not and besides have you done visa with them or you have person that has done visa through them, thanks bro

Your bro is in the UAE... very good now it's simple. He can Google them up go to their website and visit their office!!! It's easy na! See I no want make MOD ban me!!! And at the same time I feel very pissed and bad someone paid to JP before seeing the update about the being scam here ... And unfortunately we can't still Name legit agencies we have discovered here which is also good cos if we are given the chance people go drop scam links full everywhere!!! Omo to your tenth Oh Israel!!

Soraco57:
kindly explain this bro! Thanks

Google

mayysen:
Hi. Please I sent you a pm. Kindly check

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Veezy4u:
With regards to the above and in our quest to always learn and grow, I wish to know how you write your application letter and to the firm you do. Every organisation is different. The way you write to "A" and the content maybe different from that of "B"
Therefore, pls indicate the following and more(if possible):
1. Content
2. Type of organization.
3. Position/post intended.
4. Area of specialization.
5. Recommendations for those intending to go into the field.
Finally, let's try to be brief, clear, and specific. It might help someone's life today....thanks for your inputs in advance

There are apps for that Nowadays... Just go to Google play store and type CV you go see them yanfu yanfu

Newbietraveller:
Ah brother JP is Oloriburuku people.. they just prepare papers and send you in less than 2 months.. u think ah they are fast o.. but they are scam..

Any permit u get, buy Credit like 4k for your phone.. call the labor office of the province.. ask them to confirm work permit for u.. dem fit put u on hold.. abeg hold..
Then call the factory and ask if they are expecting u..
Ask if the terms like allowance are real..

Call embassy for here and ask if the company is a real Polish company.. they will check for u and get back to u after 2 days.. (I dont have my permit yet, but agent i used gave company name and my position) I don call embassy and they replied this morning giving the CO'S phone number, profile including his age..( I even old pass am) and the Google Street View of the factory..
And e be like say everything checked out..

All in all, agent wey no fit give u real time update about the permit, work place, position and all na scam..

Also, I was told it is difficult for agents to help u find job if u are in usually because of the circumstances of entry.. like say u enter with tourist come dey find job or u enter with work say u wan dey sell Royco u come dey find Lab technician Job.. also u know u have to make a fresh work permit with every new job..

I SWEAR GUY!! SOMEONE HERE ON NAIRALAND JUST CONTACTED ME TELLING ME HE HAS MADE PART PAYMENT OF €350 TO JP BEFORE HE SAW THE UPDATE HERE THAT THEY'RE SCAM... I SWEAR THE THING VEX ME DIE...... EVERYONE FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT I'M SENDING PROOFS HERE TO SHOW THAT THEY'RE SCAM. THE PROFS I'LL BE SENDING ARE THE EXPERIENCES OF SOMEONE IN THE GROUP I BELONG TO...... CHILL I DEY COME

mightymuy:
I think you should be more explicit about why they are scam because I knew someone who claimed to got his work permit through them.. but all you've always be saying is that they are scam, please can you explain better

Yes they give people work permit...yes but the permits are fake Work permits... Which doesn't have a number thats working... I know 3 to 4 persons who has gotten a work permit from them and all of them were denied!!! Now make I burst your head!

Early this year , one Guy we talked together that I met on Nairaland was also in talks with them about them helping him get a work permit and all that but the guy didn't later use them. So this guy used a different legit agency over there and successfully went to Poland ...then when he got to Poland he got a polish number then chatted JP up telling them he needs a job and all... Guess what TEAM JP did THEY BLOCKED HIM!!!

So that literally means they're scam!! Cos if they weren't , since they are a job agency , why block someone who's already in Poland and wants a job so that means their modus operandi is collecting money for fake work permits from people in several Countries knowing fully well they would get denied because funny enough , the embassy would never tell you it's fake.

There's also a case of a lady in the WhatsApp group I belong to...she made the first deposit then when the work permit was ready they sent the soft copy to her via email ( which is how most Agencies operate ) then she was to pay up her balance then she started making her own findings ooo...asking them questions via their whatsapp and they were responding when she went as far as asking them why their number on the Work Permit wasn't going tru their excuse was flimsy then I think she went as far as calling the VoVoidship in Poland incharge of that district or so and it was said it's fake...then TEAMJP that was discussing with her on whatsapp Blocked her.

I don talk my own now ooo TEAM JP also known as JOBS IN POLAND na FAKE OOO Abeg if you no know wetin to use your money do abeg gimme make I carry am go chop Goat Meat pepper soup with my Babe!!

PLEASE IS ANYBODY HERE IN DUBAI PLEASE INDICATE ABEG!!!!