drix128:
In case you're still wondering, this is what an alien invasion looks like... Our world is under attack and we need to fight as one, humans!

Pls stop the conspiracy theories .

motherfucker:
Lasisi Elenu and co charges about 500k naira per ads.

If they get just 2 per month, that is 1M per month.

Bros, if you get talent, a crazy one, Instagram. Can make I boat load of cash.

This statement is false and reeks of illiteracy. How will someone like lasisi elenu charge 500k per ad when you won't even pay up to half of that on a top TV or radio station per ad.

ignis:
Please autopsy should be done to ascertain if the death is as a result of Corona virus.
If positive, everyone that has close contact with him should be quarantined immediately.

May the soul of the faithful departed rest in peace.

I won't be surprised if our lackadaisical government ignores this urgent responsibility.

What's with you illiterates and the unnecessary panic. Any small thing now na Corona virus. Don't give yourself heart attack for nothing.

If na me get all these your kind of symptoms ehn, I fit don dey contemplate suicide.

You don't even know how to wear a face mask properly.

Taway:


Read your Bible very well, Genesis Chapter 1 tells us that human beings were created last, after apes and other forms of lives. So it is wrong for Researchers or "Evolutionists" to present the remains of apes to us today and claim they are remains of early humans. Apes are apes and human beings remain the human beings created by God, out of his image and likeness. I stand with the Bible order of creation.

You don't even know your Bible well. Chapter one says humans were created first and after that he created animals.. shockingly in chapter 2, he says he created man, then animal then man again (woman). Which should we believe?

Davash222:

God bless una for us.

People that will start looking for an avenue to strike.

Greystone:
My fellow Nigerian doctors, this is going to be us in a few weeks time.

God help us all.

If you have any Mbbs degree, it needs to be confiscated because you Nigerian breed of doctors are as good as useless.

Sniper101:
How I found out I was dating a cheat?

Ok...

One time, she left her phone at my place when she came over and asked me to help change her faulty touchpad.
Stupid me decided to go through her WhatsApp and text messages, only to discover that she's fond of visiting different guys at their homes while she tells some of her guy friends that she's single.
I confronted her about it, she confessed to having slept with one or two of the guys she visits, we broke up for a few months but right now, am still eating from her cookie jar.

One other cheat am with, she logged in her Facebook account using my phone and forgot to log out.
I went through her chats and discovered she has a second boyfriend in Benin.
I'm still chopping from her too though; can't let a good pucci go just like that.

One other one about eight or nine years ago? Well, let's just say I found out cos i was a complete "stalker" then.


But since about four years ago, I don't check a girl's phone no more; ONLY when I want some serious trouble with her or I just wanna break up

Just avoid checking a girls phone if you're not ready to be disappointed or ready for a break up. It will end in tears.

nextstep:


Science is quite surprisingly compatible with God's knowledge... animals on the 5th day, humans on the 6th. If you replace the word day with "billions of years", it's the same story.

Humans were created from clay... which to me is compatible with "modern humans emerged from a more basic form".

From a purely agnostic point of view, the Bible describes creation and evolution in terms that were understandable to humans at the time. If the Bible were to be rewritten today, perhaps it would talk more about genes and microbiology (which are understandable to today's humans). If it had been written 100,000 years ago, I doubt we'd even see some of the relatively modern concepts like "manger" or "being a shepherd" since humans were not keeping animals at that time.

The book was written according to the basic knowledge of people as at that time. That's one proof that it wasn't a Devine inspiration as they've always claimed. The Bible is very unreliable , deceptive and false because it contains numerous contradictions. Logically, if two statements are contradictory, at least one of them is false. This is due to the fact that it was written by man and not any Devine inspiration from God.

emmayoc:


If u believe u originated from monkeys and that they are ur great great great ancestors, believe that for u and your family. As for me and my family, we are created in God's own image and His likeness. My God is not monkey and does not resemble it. He is the King of kings and creator of everything in the universe. I am also a king not a monkey

But there's evidence to all these. That you originated from apes . You Christian's barely have any evidence to back up your claims. There's no proof that a God/supreme being even exist. I'm also a christian mind you but that doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to think deep and use my head

Great news.

CoronaVirusRelo:
Smh

Seems Sanwoolu does not know the gravity of what's coming.

Ground Lagos, it's a trigger point. Ground activities.

If it comes full blast with this light precautionary measures, it's going to be disastrous.

I repeat, Sanwo should ground the state.

Our infrastructures and social welfare fascilities will sporadically escalate issues as it's not evenly distributed, equiped and over utilized, which will be a catalyst of the pandemic.

A stitch in time, ......

I think you're jobless or you have nothing important to do. Thats why you can foolishly say activities should be grounded

I somehow always trace a girls panty line when I look at her ass.

The day girl go toast me ehn...

Parrie:
I was sick, so i couldn't go 2 school for 2 weeks. after the 2 weeks i went back 2 school, as soon as i got inside the classroom a girl dat neva spoke 2 me bfor ran from her sit and gave me a hug in front of the whole class, as an introvert i was shocked and dumbfounded, i couldn't speak for 3 mins and the whole class were cheering us.when i finally got 2 my sit, my guys were like is dat gal ur babe? i said no, dat i have neva spoke 2 her bfor,my guys started gisting me of how the gal was asking everybody in class 4 my address so she could cum visit me. after school hour she waited 4 me outside de gate just to walk me home.the rest is history.

U later Bleep the girl?

False news. The media is just interested in causing panic and justifying the government actions of shutting down everything.

asamaigho:



all the evidence u need are very much available but but ur preconceived mind may just b ur hindrance afterall.

Pls provide me a Bible evidence that can counter this scientific research.

When she mistakenly calls you the name of someone else when you're having sex or gisting then know something is wrong somewhere.

This shit is so real, I ñoticed each time we were having sex, she kept calling me another niggas name.. even when we were gisting too but most times, I pretend not to notice but she could see my contenance that I noticed it. Fact is whenever a girl is cheating, she begins to mix things up like mistakenly calling you a different name (definitely one of her lovers) or bringing up a conversation you never had together. Before she realised it wasn't you she had the conversation with, it would have been too late. I decided to spy her WhatsApp one-day and I was absolutely correct. The girl na ashawo.. even sleeping with her ex and collecting dick here and there. The one wey concern me pass na make she no for go infect me with STD. After several months, I did alot of tests and I thank God it was negative.

psalmz:
if u say so

You gat any fairly used, good Bluetooth speaker for sale?

Christians , adeboye and Oyedepo followers won't like this.

They've been made to believe the world is just about 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs didn't roam the earth millions of years ago. Infact man was the first thing on Earth 6,000 years ago and from his ribs, a woman was created so there's absolutely no way a creation of God could look that horrible.

nextstep:


The sole evidence of this point of view is a written account by scholars of their time (albeit inspired by their Creator). A multitude of evidence around us suggests evolution over a long period of time. I don't mind conceding that God created a system of rules, and then let the system play out (hence star formation, planets, primordial chemicals, life, evolution eventually leading to humans).

The world is not 6,000 years old. Bible was written in a way that made sense to people at the time. If God should inspire people to rewrite the Bible, it would read a lot like a scientific textbook, based on the knowledge that people have today.

Yes, shout out to the medical practitioners... I have a few in my family and we're hoping they continue taking all the necessary, scientifically-based precautions, and not relying on prayer to a God that makes wonderful things like humans and the viruses that kill them.

Cc kingkakaone

kingkakaone:

You buried yourself more with this your response.

First you said the researchers can prove their claims, my question to you is how did they prove it?
Don't you understand that these test kits or machines can have a degree changes and failures?

You are criticizing the bible yet you don't understand it. Humans were created last, animals and all were first before humans.

Even the research spoke to confirm the bible when they said the first humans ate herbs and others. The bible said it in Genesis.

Now you see why you think less and talk more? I will be praying for you Sha.

Kid, wake up to reality and stop being a remote controlled sheeple .. wake up to reality before it's too late. You're part of those saying it was God who sent the Corona virus to earth as plague.. when will you people really wake up. You hardly think for yourself.

psalmz:

You have never used an iphone before,all of them are like that,you have to put your password to sign out

Not all of them are like that, you have to specify, only common with second hand

kingkakaone:

Researchers that will come tomorrow and say they saw bones that are 30million years old?

They are more confused than others because they say different things every time they discover a bone.
You are more confused than then Sha, I have always seen your posts in this forum, from politics to romance section has always been filled with foolishness.
SMH

At least they will prove it to you that the bones are 30M years of age. There is evidence the dinosaurs were on Earth way before humans but the Bible says humans were the first thing in Earth.. which do you believe. Religion is the reason many of you find it hard to move forward in life.

Some of these researches prove that the Bible and religion is just false. At least they have evidence but religion, most especially Christianity barely produce evidence, only fairy tales.

nairacash:


The first place to be shut down should be the Senate, the Houses of Reps and Houses of Assembly. Government offices should be shut down too.

To me, Children are safer in schools for now than in homes.

What about the buses..?

Bishop I totally support you on this one.

Oyedepo is right . Kids are far safer in schools for now. Most especially boarding schools where they must have been there before the virus started. It's meaningless to send them home where they'll be more exposed.

Thought it was our own Alibaba comedian. I knew Africans no get good heart reach that extent.

DTeekay:
I don't like checking my partners phone, but one day I was just playing a game or using internet on her phone can't really remember which, a text came in, what showed on the notification bar was just a hotel room number and name eg "107,John Edward".

I was shocked to my bones, I just kept cool as if nothing happened when she woke up she told me she had to go meet up with a female friend to get something. Knowing where she was going I told her she wasn't going anywhere she protested but as I insisted she kept quiet and went back to sleep.

Later, I checked her phone and noticed she switched it off before going back to sleep. Then I switched it on, she was receiving several calls from that same number, when the person got tired of calling he sent a text, "I have booked already and u want my money to waste like that".

I didn't confront her with my findings immediately
, I decided to wait some days on another day I was playing with her phone randomly, the next thing I saw is "you were so sweet".

N/B she gave me an excuse that she was going somewhere on that day too, when I protested she said she had to go and get something.

D/Day- When I packaged only my findings and showed her she was shocked to her bones, couldn't deny it, she only apologized and crying her eyes out.

Note- I am not broke o, I give her everything a guy can do for his GF.

You probably weren't servicing her well then. The poor girl cannot come and go and kill herself

ignis:
God is on the side of the black especially Africa.

Wake up kid.

cRobo:
Honestly its not Worth it searching your partner phone unless you want to break up

Been there

Still there

I won't say a word

True, just avoid checking her phone. 90% of Nigerian ladies cheat so why succumb yourself to an avoidable fate.