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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Lolu Captured Sharing A Kiss With His Wife-to-be, Morayo, At AMVCA 2020 by LordAzubuike(f): 12:28pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
This girl kpekus go sweet o.. see something wey lolu dey enjoy 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Landlord The Comedian Takes His Child To Church With Tractor For Dedication (Pix by LordAzubuike(f): 12:14pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Very commendable. He's already exposing the child to the harsh realities of life. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Aftermath Of Abule Ado Explosion Lagos (Live Pictures) by LordAzubuike(f): 12:03pm On Mar 16, 2020 |
Akalia:So if it just a building or something like that you'd still be expecting a crater in the earth crust ? . You people are the reason Nigeria is not developing.. you can't think outside the box. You only go to school to read theory and pass exam.. Getintouch2004 |
Politics / Re: Aftermath Of Abule Ado Explosion Lagos (Live Pictures) by LordAzubuike(f): 8:00pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
SUFFERInSMILIIN:A pipeline explosion can't cause that kind of shock wave. Even people in oshodi and mushin felt the impact. It was the shockwave that colappsed buildings close by . 3 Likes |
Education / Re: Henrietta Alokha Is Dead! The Principal Of Bethlehem Girls College Dies In Lagos by LordAzubuike(f): 7:49pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Where was God when a Reverend sister loyal to him lost her life. He couldn't even prevent the roof from crashing on her head.. too bad. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Aftermath Of Abule Ado Explosion Lagos (Live Pictures) by LordAzubuike(f): 7:41pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
ignis:I doubt you even know the difference between a meteorite and an asteroid. We are talking of meteorite here not an asteroid kid. Many of them fall around Earth yearly but are hardly recovered because most fall in deserted areas or regions uninhabited by humans. And they are very difficult to track because they are smaller.
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Politics / Re: Aftermath Of Abule Ado Explosion Lagos (Live Pictures) by LordAzubuike(f): 7:36pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
ignis:Lol you're the illiterate here kid. My knowledge in science and technology is one that your generation for centuries to come can never achieve. Have you ever heard of the zagami incident? If one as tiny as that could strike Nigeria how much more a little bigger one. The shock wave and blast is one that is very similar to a meteorite breaching the Earth's atmosphere. Watch natgeo or discover world, reasearch and seek knowledge online and stop wasting your time on Big brother and telemundo. |
Politics / Re: Aftermath Of Abule Ado Explosion Lagos (Live Pictures) by LordAzubuike(f): 7:07pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
What if it was an impact from a meteorite.. the fact that it's not common in this part of the world doesn't mean it can't happen 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Pipeline Explosion At Abule Ado Amuwo Odofin, Lagos (Video) by LordAzubuike(f): 7:01pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
6digitscomrade:Many people are actually overlooking the fact that it might be a meteorite or small asteroid because it's not really common in this part of the world. It's very possible. The shock wave and bang is so similar to what you'd get from an impact from a meteorite. Unfortunately, science and research in our country is useless, they can never find out if it truly was. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: NEMA: Lagos explosion not caused by oil pipeline vandalism by LordAzubuike(f): 6:45pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
mosedgreat:And it's true o.. little things like this might be overlooked in this part of the world since it's not usually common. A meteorite once fell at zagami several decades ago. guy222 Tomoyayi |
Politics / Re: NEMA: Lagos explosion not caused by oil pipeline vandalism by LordAzubuike(f): 6:42pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Goddys:Missile ? you for say atomic bomb now The Nigerian military has no missiles and I don't think they are at loggerhead with any advanced country for a missile to be sent |
Education / Re: Lagos Explosion: Bethlehem Girls College In Ruins, Students Being Rescued by LordAzubuike(f): 6:31pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Some of those children go dey happy. Na all this kind thing dem dey like |
Health / Re: Can Masturbation Ever Make A Man Infertile Or Have Low Sperm Count? by LordAzubuike(f): 5:54pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Farki: Nigerians are very ridiculous set of people. They speak without fact or proof, just assumptions. That's how they've been for ages carrying the rumour that it is also the cause of erectile dysfunction.. if your prick no dey stand, go to a doctor and find the root cause but na lie, they'll instantly say it's masturbation. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Can Masturbation Ever Make A Man Infertile Or Have Low Sperm Count? by LordAzubuike(f): 5:13pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Brownhypo:It's not scientifically proven.. stop speaking like an illiterate. Infact masturbation has no effect on the body and the myth that it leads to erectile dysfunction is also not proven.. if you have any erectile dysfunction, look for the root cause and don't cheaply blame it on masturbation. DSoj 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Julian Peter Has MRKH Syndrome, Born Without A Vagina' by LordAzubuike(f): 3:57pm On Mar 15, 2020 |
Omakraid:A so called lady who doesn't even know the hole where urine comes out from is different from the vagina. . 2 Likes |
Education / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did While In Secondary School? by LordAzubuike(f): 11:07am On Mar 15, 2020 |
chimdi101:He didn't bother to chase you because he'd be sent to the guard room if they found out he carelessly left a gun behind to the extent that a student got hold of it. |
Education / Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by LordAzubuike(f): 9:33am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Caught two students having sex in the toilet.. .. funny enough the guy no even send, as I opened the door he looked and just hissed he just dey fire on dey go.. the girl begged not to tell anyone and asked if I was gonna enter set, out of fear I declined. Make e no be my own turn dem go con nab me. Visiting days was always sweet. My parents no dey ever come visit me but that didn't stop me from eating like a king. Some junior students I always protected would come and submit their rice and chicken to me as a way of saying thank you Boarding school was terrible.. my parents hardly gave me better provisions to school. All I got was one row (about 12 pieces ) of cowbell chocolate, garri (in abundance ) , 1 row of cowbell milk and sugar (St Louise) but there were lots of rich kids who would bring all sorts of assorted and junks.. e get one rich man pikin like that wey dey always carry like 7 packs of Coco pops come, corn flakes like 10 packs, 3 family size can of huge peak milk and Milo etc.. chai, money sweet for this life o, your pikin no go suffer. The guy was a very lazy type, fetched water for him and washed his cloths everyday all because of awoof. . And na my mate o.. The day the house master found out about what I've been doing ehn. No be small thing o. Me my gang always suspected one of the housemasters was fucking one of our class mates like that. Every night, when everyone else dey do night prep, the girl was always going to his cabin. So one day we decided to trace the girl . She entered as usual and we hid behind the window trying to see if anything dey sup. Unfortunately, the housemaster was still outside at the backyard, we thought he was inside too. The man just stood behind us for several minutes looking at us. One of us turned back and saw him, the shock ehn, we thought of escaping but it was meaningless. Without even telling us to kneel down, we don kneel already . We were severely dealt with. The next day he reported us to the principal and even lied that na thief we con thief lol , we couldn't defend ourself abi weytin we wan tell am before say we con check if he dey Bleep boluwatife ? there was no lie we could frame up in that situation. We kuku accept that yes we came to steal. We were all suspended. Oh I miss primary school too. Mr Emmanuel and Mrs marvelous who would be romancing in class after everyone had gone home.. Mr osuolale , the money hungry headmaster. Mr Francis the gentle but stylishly wicked secretary. Nolstalgic moments mehn.. remember one of the proprietors kids like that.. the girl fine die ehn.. na rough play carry me enter her class sotey I poured her food on the table away.. she was a class above me. The way the girl insulted me and embarrassed me in front oh her friends ehn as if that wasn't enough, she still go report me to proprietor. That one just dey para like say we fight for dream or as if I don offend am before. Told me to stool down for more than an hour. I nearly died. 4 Likes |
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by LordAzubuike(f): 7:50am On Mar 15, 2020 |
Lamijay:Lol just look at this cankerworm... I'm pretty sure the #500 own go outclass this your 5k antique. 1 Like |
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by LordAzubuike(f): 10:33pm On Mar 14, 2020 |
wildchild1:Lol when you can get it for just #500 at agege or computer village. Same result and very durable . Been using mine for over 4 months now. |
Phones / Re: How Many Times Have You Lost Your Phones by LordAzubuike(f): 7:09pm On Mar 14, 2020 |
Just once.. I was pickpocketed inside danfo bus around 2009.. funny enough I was suspecting the guy with the way he felt uncomfortable and extremely quiet and focused as he sat close to me but my mind no just go my phone. Chai e pain me gan and na blackberry then when blackberry still dey hot.. Now I Sabi use phone ehn unless the phone spoil beyond repaire before you go see me with another one. And I avoid putting phones in my pocket.. I always hold them firmly.. before you steal am you'd have to cut off my hand. |
Crime / Re: 35-Year-Old Man Arrested For Raping A 20-Year-Old Lady In Lagos by LordAzubuike(f): 12:31pm On Mar 14, 2020 |
obstead200:If you ask any girl how they lost their virginity, 90% will tell you they were raped. if you whine and sweet mouth am till she open leg for you, she go still claim you raped her.. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by LordAzubuike(f): 10:09pm On Mar 13, 2020 |
Jackmj:How u sef go think of reporting vice principal to principal 1 Like |
Technology Market / Re: SOLD ,Brand new Anker Soundcore Bluetooth Speaker now available SOLD, SOLD SOLD by LordAzubuike(f): 7:48pm On Mar 13, 2020 |
Laredojohn:Still available? |
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Brother To Death For Bringing Parrots Into Their Home In Ogun. PHOTOS by LordAzubuike(f): 6:41pm On Mar 13, 2020 |
Why person sef go bring parrots come palor. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Flaunts Her Bare Stomach Amidst Pregnancy Rumours (photos) by LordAzubuike(f): 6:34pm On Mar 13, 2020 |
CliffDike:You that you are smart what have you achieved in this life? That girl will feed you and your family till the world ends. |
Crime / Re: 35-Year-Old Man Arrested For Raping A 20-Year-Old Lady In Lagos by LordAzubuike(f): 10:09pm On Mar 12, 2020 |
Lured her into his apartment ? Lol.. you go visit man for house what did you think he was calling you for.. to eat his food and drink his juice. Many of these girls are misusing and exagerrating this issue of rape and are getting away with it easily.. no thanks to them feminism and woman rights . 130 Likes 4 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Photographer Slapped By Wasiu Ayinde K1 De Ultimate (Video) by LordAzubuike(f): 7:01pm On Mar 12, 2020 |
yemmie:So ariya garden is as old as 1998 lol... I rock that ashawo joint some years back. |
Sports / Re: Messi Hiring Lawyers And Ready To Pay €4million To Get Ronaldinho Out Of Prison by LordAzubuike(f): 7:15pm On Mar 11, 2020 |
MrBrownJay1:That's always the fate of most Brazilian players. Party , women, alcohol and at the end, they get broke and move back to square one. 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Commonwealth Speech: Anthony Joshua Hails Yoruba, Egusi Soup, Pounded Yam by LordAzubuike(f): 9:19am On Mar 10, 2020 |
When will this kid realize he's British and has no business with Nigeria. 10 Likes 10 Shares |
Politics / Re: Yekini Nabena Slams Bishop David Oyedepo: ‘You Need To Examine Your Head’ by LordAzubuike(f): 9:10am On Mar 10, 2020 |
Nwodosis:I don't talk against these pastors but Oyedepo has always hated this government right from day one for reasons I can't understand. |
Crime / Re: The Soup Given To Inmates In Kaduna Prison - @SKefason Shares Photos by LordAzubuike(f): 9:09am On Mar 10, 2020 |
Ojiofor:Were they expecting to be served shawarma or Pizza. � � |
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