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Celebrities / Re: Lola Okoye & Daughter, Aliona Sing Yoruba Street Song Amid Coronavirus Isolation by LordAzubuike(f): 3:57pm On Mar 27, 2020
This Lola pussy go sweet sha

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Religion / Re: Living Faith Creates USSD CODE To Facilitate Offerings And Tithes Online. by LordAzubuike(f): 1:44pm On Mar 27, 2020
I'm a member of winners but sometimes, acts by the bishop makes me ponder. His preachings a times are questionable. He makes some statements you shouldn't even hear from a man of God but all the same, God knows best.

Secondly where are these pastors when you need their miracle the most, these men are extremely great at using reverse psychology. Some are even claiming it's a plague by God because he's angry with mankind lol. Nigerian pastors are very cunny, crafty and smart. They know how to brainwash you till you lose your senses.

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Pets / Re: Lets Share Pictures Of Our Dogs by LordAzubuike(f): 7:02am On Mar 27, 2020
Tasha. 4+ months gsd.
This ear na die o
Foreign Affairs / Re: Coronavirus:This Is How Indian CORPS Punished Lockdown Offenders. SAME IN NAIJA? by LordAzubuike(f): 11:02pm On Mar 26, 2020
Lol if you talk of oppression and corruption, India is far worse than Nigeria. I've been there before, Mumbai (Bombay). I was surprised when I saw police harassing civilians just as it happens in naija, even worse. They also tell offenders to do frog jump after series of slaps. I almost thought I was still in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Two Close Contacts With Bala Mohammed Test Positive For Coronavirus by LordAzubuike(f): 10:39pm On Mar 26, 2020
ValCon888:
South Africa has over 700 cases and they clpsed their borders before ours. NCDC is under reporting the results. At least 500+ people in this country have the virus right now. And that's based on the lowest estimates.
Where did you get the information that 500 people have the virus? Why do you illiterates like displaying your illiteracy publicly like this.
Health / Re: Coronavirus Can Be Sexually Transmitted - Osagie Ehanire, Health Minister by LordAzubuike(f): 10:34pm On Mar 26, 2020
abdullkabar:
Are they just telling us this!!!
A virus that spreads by body fluid will definitely spread by sex, even kissing and breast feeding could be contagious.
The person's sweat too could be contagious


A deadly infection doesn't put its patient down quickly so as to have the tendency and ability to spread(Mad mechanism)
Unfortunately, your claims hasn't been confirmed by WHO and the first world nations. So keep your assumptions and shallow knowledge to yourself.

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Celebrities / Re: Share An Encounter You Had With A Celebrity by LordAzubuike(f): 7:18pm On Mar 26, 2020
Met a few..

But the story that still lingers in my head is that of Taiye taiwo. Dude lived at idimu-isheri. Used to even play ball with him on some Saturdays at a government school's field. (Olorunfunmi Grammer school I think) . He was such a fine left back. He once even tackled me hard during an inter street match and we almost got into a fight. Nobody knew he'll one day rise to be a super star.


Cc exstreve madridguy
Health / Re: How Much Do They Sell Face Mask And Hand Sanitizer In Your Area? by LordAzubuike(f): 11:21am On Mar 26, 2020
Face mask 750

Sanitizer 2,500

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Sports / Re: UEFA Places Oma Akatugba In Their Media Portal by LordAzubuike(f): 11:12am On Mar 26, 2020
Fahd11:
Oma has tried but he should seek forgiveness from most of the young guys he scammed in the name of football agent.
Really ? Lol

Does top sports on top radio 90.9 still exist? And does Godwin enakhena still run the show too?
Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki Tests Negative To Coronavirus, Remains In Self-Isolation by LordAzubuike(f): 10:56am On Mar 26, 2020
This virus is just overhyped in this part of the world. E no fit survive our kind of climate. Same reason all the cases we've seen were returning travellers and not settlers .. all contacts with returning travellers have all tested negative. Stop the unnecessary panic.

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Business / Re: For People Who Grew Up Poor And Eventually Escaped Poverty, Whats Your Story? by LordAzubuike(f): 9:14pm On Mar 25, 2020
Kendumazy:
Alot of lies will be told here. Some people will use this thread to sell their false products and some will use it to stylishly advertise their false investments. Stay awoke people! If it's too good to be true, just look away! Malo fooo!
Many of them will start forming grass to Grace.. funny enough, many of them are still suffering but will never own up.

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Health / Re: Nigeria Confirms Two New Cases Of Coronavirus, Toll Now 46 by LordAzubuike(f): 4:43pm On Mar 25, 2020
Tundenoni:
Coronavirus news continues again today.
Where are Okooloyun , Yemkem , Dr Iguedo at this crucial time?
Dr Iguedo gboko cleanser grin
Health / Re: These 25 Countries Have Not Reported Any Cases Of Corona Virus by LordAzubuike(f): 3:09pm On Mar 25, 2020
North Korea had just one case, they wasted no time in wasting the guy. They've always lived a regimented life and strict with their borders for decades so there's almost no possibility of the virus entering their country.
Education / Re: Meet Secondary Student Appointed King In Ondo After Death Of His Father by LordAzubuike(f): 3:03pm On Mar 25, 2020
jeffizy:
Forced to be a man overnight.

I wish him well.
I can understand the boys feeling. No more plays, no more game house. Suddenly converted from a boy to a man overnight grin. His childhood has been taken away from him. If I was in his shoes, I no go find am funny too o grin
Gaming / Re: Which Is The Best Stealth Game? MGS Vs Splinter Cell Vs Hitman Vs Ass. Creed by LordAzubuike(f): 9:30am On Mar 25, 2020
Jeromejnr:
Presently the top best stealth games are: Metal Gear Solid, Splinter Cell, Hitman and of course Assassins Creed.

My best in order would be:

1. Splinter Cell
2. Assassins Creed
3. Metal Gear Solid
4. Hitman

Splinter cell is No. 1 on my list because the stealth environment is very detailed. E.g The type of floor you are stepping on determines how you walk. While Hitman is the last on my list because most of the time you don't even need to go stealth, all you need to do is crash and burn and you could win that particular mission.
You can't compare Hitman to any of those bullshit. Hitman is the best.
Health / Re: Jack Ma's Donation To Fight COVID-19 Arrives Nigeria by LordAzubuike(f): 6:36pm On Mar 24, 2020
Antoeni:
This Materials Need to be Properly Examined and Well Tested Before Releasing into the Public... Nor be Every Help dey be Good Help...
It's this your kind of mentality we have Corona virus in Nigeria.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake I Killed In My House This Morning by LordAzubuike(f): 3:08pm On Mar 24, 2020
kiddoiLL:
Your Sarcasm in this situation is pointless, if you knew Boomslangs came in that color and the eyes, you won't tell people it's nonvenomous.. You think because it's not Green in colour it's not a Boomslang, maybe you should take your time to know the difference between the color of a female and male Boomslang
Oga this is not a boomslang. Boomslangs generally have a triangular shaped head. Be educated.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake I Killed In My House This Morning by LordAzubuike(f): 2:02pm On Mar 24, 2020
kiddoiLL:
You people need to stop spreading this wrong information that only Triangular shaped headed snakes are venomous.
That's a Boomslang, highly venomous, unlike other snakes if one gets bitten by a Boomslang, you'll not only have internal bleeding, but the victim would be bleeding from the eyes, nostrils and ears before it can get finally fatal.
You guys need to stop thing round headed snakes ain't dangerous
Yeah Mr professor. I never knew boomslangs came in that kind of colour. I also never had an idea their eyes were like that.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake I Killed In My House This Morning by LordAzubuike(f): 1:38pm On Mar 24, 2020
Biodun1929:
Who knows the name of this snake? I killed it in my house this morning. It is very small...like the size of a long earthworm...I would say just about 10 inches long.

I stay in a 4 bedroom bungalow, and I left the living room empty, as I only use two out of the rooms in the house (I stay alone). So, this morning, I went out to buy something and as I walked in through the kitchen door and into the living room, I saw the thing staying still in the living room. (From the way it was positioned, I could tell it came in from the guest toilet). At first I thought it was dead, cos I keep a bottle with Sniper by the guest toilet. I thought maybe the thing affected it or so, and it died. I stood still myself and watched it. Next thing, I saw the head move slightly. I didn't want to leave its sight, so I grabbed a broom nearby and threw it at it. It hit it and it started struggling to move on the tiled floor and get towards the toilet...but it couldn't move well on the tile. I ran towards it and stamped it out a few times with my leg. It kept moving around. I picked up the broom and hit it on the head a couple of times till it stopped moving.

I won't lie, even though the snake was tiny I was a bit scared. After killing it, I cleaned my whole house within minutes. Lol. Thank God I don't have much in the house, so there is really no hiding place. After clearing every corner, I poured sniper in every corner and went out. I just came back, hoping to meet a dead snake or something, but I guess that snake was the only one that came in.
From the head, it's not venomous. It's definitely a specie of rat snake (not rattle snake, I said rat snake). As the name suggests, rat snakes feed on mice and insects.

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Crime / Re: SACS Operative Beaten In Agege After Damaging A Boy's Leg While Chasing A Man by LordAzubuike(f): 11:42am On Mar 24, 2020
brownemmanuel43:
Good, en dun do for this SARS people
una no Sabi read... This one na sacs not sars
Crime / Re: SACS Operative Beaten In Agege After Damaging A Boy's Leg While Chasing A Man by LordAzubuike(f): 11:42am On Mar 24, 2020
ValCon888:
Don't be deceived. The real meaning of SARS is
Special Armed Robbery Squad.
This one is SAC ....anti cult
Travel / Re: COVID-19: MC Oluomo Issues Warning To Transport Operators by LordAzubuike(f): 5:22am On Mar 24, 2020
otipoju:
You'll be surprised that these guys are better organized than the Federal Government.

They know the value of money, defending their territory and enforcing discipline among their rank and file and dont talk anyhow.
Forget it , those touts are very organized and they don't condole nonsense. I witnessed one who was almost beaten to a pulp at their park all because he used his danfo to block the entrance of his vehicle
Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by LordAzubuike(f): 5:19am On Mar 24, 2020
anoziechi:

I can't and I won't cos he is married
Forget.. if the opportunity arises and you both somehow happen to be alone together, una go kerewa tire
Romance / Re: You Can Pick Only One During Quarantine For A Month: by LordAzubuike(f): 8:23pm On Mar 23, 2020
julybaba:


Free WiFi + sex.
Who FIFA EPP?
Abi o I can do without FIFA for a month now even sex but free WiFi plus sex na da bomb o
Travel / Re: Nigerians Abroad, How Do You Cope With The Coronavirus Issue? by LordAzubuike(f): 8:10pm On Mar 23, 2020
It's so horrible here in Oklahoma. Streets empty, movement restricted. This is worse than a prison.
Sports / Re: Mikel Arteta Says He Has Fully Recovered From COVID-19 by LordAzubuike(f): 7:56pm On Mar 23, 2020
Education / Re: Graduates Of Benin Republic Universities Can't Write Any English Word -NYSC Dire by LordAzubuike(f): 6:38pm On Mar 23, 2020
dirtydiva:
Na so one lady take disgrace herself during sensitization on breast cancer awareness in school when an SS1 girl asked her what is leukemia and she was talking nonsense, I hv to come in and calm the situation as students hv already start to make mockery of her. She is a graduate with discipline in Anatomy yet cannot defend herself.
An anatomy student shouldn't be expected to have a deep knowledge of what leukemia is
Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by LordAzubuike(f): 5:14pm On Mar 23, 2020
anoziechi:
I loved him soo much....then I started thinking all men were the same till I met my fiance....I always think of him every minute of the day thinking he will apologise cos I was ready to forgive him....but he never did....I had to move on with my life
With the way you still love this guy even now that you have a fiance , you might end up cheating on your present fiancee because definitely you won't hesitate to have sex with him if the opportunity comes.

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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by LordAzubuike(f): 5:06pm On Mar 23, 2020
NewDelhi:
@ OKOATA

Had similar experience. We just finished talking on phone then she forgot to hang up. I almost hungup too when I noticed I was the hearing voices at the background. Then i paid full attention for almost 7 minutes not even minding my airtime grin

Seems she just got to the guy's house because I was hearing something like welcome, what should I get you, etc.. they gisted for some more minutes.
Then after some minutes, she said she wanted to take her bath. I didn't bother continuing listening because definitely na fĂșck go end am. Come see as I dey sweat like armed robber wey dem catch wey con hear petrol and matches from person mouth.
When you just finished having conversation with a girl, don't be too quick to end the call. You might get lucky she won't hang up from her own end too and you can hear the conversation at the background. Happened to me on 3 different occasions. It works like magic.grin
Romance / Re: How Do You Break Up With A Girl Without Breaking Her Heart? My Story by LordAzubuike(f): 5:01pm On Mar 23, 2020
Avoid dating students girlfriends. They'll drain you financially and the moment you stop giving them money, they'll start giving you attitude.

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Autos / Re: Super Clean 2017 Mercedes Benz CLA250 Now On Sales by LordAzubuike(f): 4:50pm On Mar 23, 2020
UklassSales02:
Super clean Mercedes Benz now on Sales:

Manufacturer: Mercedes Benz
Model: CLA 250
Year: 2017
Mileage: 18k Miles
Status: Foreign Used
Location: Ikeja
Price: 13.6m asking

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Negotiable?
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Shaking UK With Cleavage Showing Outfit, See This Oyinbo Men. PHOTOS by LordAzubuike(f): 2:32pm On Mar 23, 2020
The way she's been so excited about this UK visit, it's obviously her first ever trip abroad.

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