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Crime / Re: Lagos State Rescues Boy That Was Severely Beaten By His Mother by LordAzubuike(f): 6:10am On Mar 03, 2020
When I was his age, I received worse than this. Rolling down the years, I appreciate all those brutal beatings. It moulded me and gave my life a meaning.

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Public And Gets The Biggest Embarrassment by LordAzubuike(f): 5:39pm On Mar 02, 2020
Carlyboi:
So Una no even know say all this kinda shit shows are mostly staged and scripted and this one right here has all staged signs written on it....why are people so gullible in this country all this Nairaland Sef...some are even taking it personal and turned themselves to proposal coaches and counsels lol....no sense of discernment
This one isn't stage. However it was a public apology not proposal. The boy was no doubt trying to apologize for previous misunderstanding. The girl saw it as an avenue to get her revenge.

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Public And Gets The Biggest Embarrassment by LordAzubuike(f): 5:35pm On Mar 02, 2020
iamjane:
it's apparently a public apology not proposal
Dont mind those bloggers and the illiterates who digest their news easily.

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Public And Gets The Biggest Embarrassment by LordAzubuike(f): 4:38pm On Mar 02, 2020
If it was the other way round now, the guy slapping the girl, you would have been hearing these feminist shouting arrest that man, you can't touch a woman like that.

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Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Lady Beats 47-Year-Old Woman To Death In Lagos During Public Fight by LordAzubuike(f): 2:14pm On Mar 02, 2020
That is why I hardly fight with anybody. I can shout and insult you but the least I'll do is to start exchanging punches. Some people have an underlying medical condition , it's a ticking time bomb . Imagine person wey get aneurysm now, he doesn't even know he has it, you push am or slap am, he slips and falls and that's the end. People go say na jazz you use knack am. Before you know it, they don hang tire for your neck pour you petrol dey find matches. God no go make us get quarrel with the wrong person.

Cc olisaEze

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Science/Technology / Re: Aryan Kheterpal Has Higher IQ Than Albert Einstein With Perfect Test Score by LordAzubuike(f): 1:06pm On Mar 02, 2020
Chingykay77:

You should check it
That is wrong.

You can say there are alot of Nigerian professors in the USA instead of saying Nigerians account for the highest number of professors in the USA.

I used to think like you people , that Nigerians are making waves out there until I found out it's not just a Nigerian thingy. Citizens from countries like India are doing extremely great. You will only hear about that of a Nigerian in the Nigerian papers coz he's of your nationality when you travel out, you'd discover Nigerians still dey learn work.
Science/Technology / Re: Aryan Kheterpal Has Higher IQ Than Albert Einstein With Perfect Test Score by LordAzubuike(f): 12:28pm On Mar 02, 2020
Chingykay77:

Yeah bro for USA to applaud Nigerians for creating the most professors in their country isn't a joke
But the thing na say if this kind ppl dy Naija this stupid Govt no go recognized them o na when dy blow finish them go carry their stupid mouth say that's our soil Man

SMH for this Naija
Which Nigerians account for the highest number of professors in the USA? undecided

Or you think this is your mediocre OAU or UI where they dish out professorship like beans.
Science/Technology / Re: Aryan Kheterpal Has Higher IQ Than Albert Einstein With Perfect Test Score by LordAzubuike(f): 12:26pm On Mar 02, 2020
mvem:
so bbn no dey US or Europe or they don't pay attention to entertainment
Don't mind him.... Nobody is the cause of his misfortune.
Science/Technology / Re: Aryan Kheterpal Has Higher IQ Than Albert Einstein With Perfect Test Score by LordAzubuike(f): 12:25pm On Mar 02, 2020
misreal:
I am sure we have better brains here in nigeria.but because nigeria is seriously paying attention to bbn, we are not able to discover people like this.
Which better brains? Why do you people like hyping yourselves like this. Do you know what a 162 point IQ is? grin That's no child's play
Celebrities / Re: Kayode Odumosu 'Pa Kasumu' is Dead! by LordAzubuike(f): 11:42pm On Mar 01, 2020
This man dey smoke pipe like say tomorrow no dey.

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake I Killed In The Toilet This Night by LordAzubuike(f): 10:35pm On Mar 01, 2020
I've been hearing stories of snakes finding their way into toilet pipes.. that's one thing I don't wish to experience.
Celebrities / Re: Davido: My New Private Jet Has Arrived by LordAzubuike(f): 8:56pm On Mar 01, 2020
Bobbyfreshh:


Wizkid get money pass who? Lol
Lol not a fan of Nigerian music but wizkid is actually richer than that guy. Where the confusion is is that davido makes too much noise about his wealth, wizkid does less noise making.

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Romance / Re: Share Ur Experience Of Students Caught Romancing During Night Class On Campus by LordAzubuike(f): 3:47pm On Mar 01, 2020
Horllamideh:

Wow, na SLT dey there. I last set my feet in Unilorin half a decade ago.
E pain me say I no Bleep for that school Sha... And sex was very cheap there. You don't need to do to much to make a unilorin girl wet.
Sports / Re: Liverpool Finally Beaten In The EPL, Arsenal's Invincible Record Preserved by LordAzubuike(f): 1:14pm On Mar 01, 2020
judedwriter:


Yes o. I won't forget when ruud missed that penalty that would have finally ended the invisicibles of arsenal grin


Even yakubu missed a late goal for Portsmouth gainst them too
Education / Re: What's The Most Memorable Thing That Happened To You In The University? by LordAzubuike(f): 12:01pm On Mar 01, 2020
bobogii2008:
In my 300 level,I went out with a friend of mine to another friends place. When we got there, we met some two other guys that were part of the biggest boys in school then. We got talking,then one of them brought out a big stash of weed, and he started to 'mol' a wrap for everyone there. I have never smoked weed in my life, but I didn't want to look like one jew boy because of d kind of guys that were there, so I took a wrap for myself too and started smoking it. About 30 minutes later I started feeling very funny, my heart was racing, I started sweating profusely, it felt like the whole of my brain wanted to pop out of my skul, I thought I was going to die, thoughts of my parents finding out their son died from taking marijuana made me panic the more.then I started praying silently right there, I was like God if you make me scale through this ill never take marijuana again in my life...lol.....how I managed to get bk home that day I can't remember. I didn't feel normal for days. I later found out the marijuana had been laced with some other stuff. Ever since then I no gree go near igbo again o.
Don't take weed from strangers. They lace it with all sorts including cocaine . You might suffered a heart attack and get killed.
Romance / Re: Share Ur Experience Of Students Caught Romancing During Night Class On Campus by LordAzubuike(f): 11:40am On Mar 01, 2020
Horllamideh:
Unilorin's skyway is a zone of romance.....i have seen students making out under CBT tent before,they were so engrossed in the thing (missionary style), am sure they didn't notice a guy was looking for seat close to where the WIFI connection is at excellent around dat place.
Lol CBT tent close to LT1 abi na SLT.

I did my MSc there.
Sports / Re: Liverpool Finally Beaten In The EPL, Arsenal's Invincible Record Preserved by LordAzubuike(f): 9:33am On Mar 01, 2020
That arsenal's invincible was a joke and not worthy of being called an invincible. It was full of too many draws and near losses. Na oriyomi dem take escape on several occasions.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by LordAzubuike(f): 9:14am On Mar 01, 2020
fabyom:
Arsenal was lucky that year (2004). Yakubu should have scored that one -one chance he had against (Lehman)arsenal a few minutes to the end of the match.
I was at the Unilorin SUB then! We Man united fans were so annoyed with the YAK then! lol! Arsenal was not spectacular, too many draws and near losses.
There was nothing really spectacular about that their invisibles . Draws here an there. They were lucky on so many ocasions too
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by LordAzubuike(f): 9:09am On Mar 01, 2020
fabyom:
Arsenal was lucky that year (2004). Yakubu should have scored that one -one chance he had against (Lehman)arsenal a few minutes to the end of the match.
I was at the Unilorin SUB then! We Man united fans were so annoyed with the YAK then! lol! Arsenal was not spectacular, too many draws and near losses.
You can say that again.

You must be among those who played PS1 die for that SUB grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korean Official Suspected Of Having Coronavirus Shot Dead by LordAzubuike(f): 8:34am On Feb 29, 2020
Jeromejnr:


A high official came late for a meeting with Kim one time, they shot him not with gun o..with Anti rocket missiles.
Or you forgot about the civilian who couldn't smile when Kim was around. Officials say he dey plan bad thing na why he no smile. They wasted no time blowing off his head.
Celebrities / Re: Surplus: Stephen Soetan Slumps, Dies While Playing Football In Ogun by LordAzubuike(f): 8:04pm On Feb 28, 2020
They were even laughing thinking it was something else.
Anyways trust Nigerians, they'll start saying he was jazzed.

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Properties / Re: I Want To Quit The Apartment I Moved Into Just A Month Ago. Noise Is Killing Me by LordAzubuike(f): 5:47pm On Feb 28, 2020
You didn't do your proper research before renting the place.

Years ago I wanted to get one. The building was okay and met my taste but I ran for my life when I noticed there was a welder shop just next to the compound. I hate noise . I love a quiet, peaceful and boring environment.

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Education / Re: Army Day Secondary School Sobi Barracks, Ilorin,kwara State In Shambles. by LordAzubuike(f): 5:39pm On Feb 28, 2020
That toilet tho
Health / Re: In Gombe, Women Boil Used Sanitary Pads And Drink It To Get High – NDLEA by LordAzubuike(f): 5:33pm On Feb 28, 2020
Jonathan39:
I have lived in the North, Northern youths do most of those things
Yeah they do some but not all.. some of them are exagerrated
Health / Re: In Gombe, Women Boil Used Sanitary Pads And Drink It To Get High – NDLEA by LordAzubuike(f): 4:01pm On Feb 28, 2020
anonymousghost2:


Shut up please
Your mother must have forgotten to teach you manners.
Health / Re: In Gombe, Women Boil Used Sanitary Pads And Drink It To Get High – NDLEA by LordAzubuike(f): 2:23pm On Feb 28, 2020
Never believe these things.

Same people will come out and tell you, northerners sniff lizard faeces to get high, they drink 3 days old urine to get high etc, they sniff pit laterine to get high etc.

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Politics / Re: N700,000: Nigerian Senators Monthly Salary Revealed by LordAzubuike(f): 10:38am On Feb 28, 2020
Politics / Re: Soldiers Beat Up Lagos State Government Clean-Up Committee Officials by LordAzubuike(f): 11:56am On Feb 27, 2020
Deepfeel:


Northerners don't fear soldiers like we do in the south , you won't see soldiers harassing them like they do in the south cause, they will always retaliate
Not so. Army is an hausa thingy so it's always a case of the army attacking their own tribe. They harass them there but it's very rare simply because of tribalism.
Politics / Re: Soldiers Beat Up Lagos State Government Clean-Up Committee Officials by LordAzubuike(f): 10:33am On Feb 27, 2020
Deepfeel:
They only do these things in the south, in the north the situation is always like this
The soldier is obviously his friend or family member who do am strong thing. . He can't try this with a random soldier.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Napoli Vs Barcelona : UCL (1 - 1) On 25th February 2020 by LordAzubuike(f): 5:43am On Feb 27, 2020
Beedude:
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So teams like Chelsea , Leicester and Man city who came out of no where to win the so called competitive league has more heads than Liverpool? No matter how u paint it, no excuse for failure. If Leicester can do it, I wonder why a great club like Liverpool should wait for over 20yrs without a league cup. Unless u want to start comparing Liverpool to teams like Everton, Tottenham and co
Non of those teams you mentioned up there are the cause of liverpools misfortune. And nobody came out of bo where to win anything. They all worked hard for it. Nobody talk say make Liverpool no work hard. And if not for the heavy money Liverpool have been spending in the last five years, they wouldn't have been dreaming about any title now.
Politics / Re: Mohammed Abba Kidnapped As ISWAP Attacks Bambula, Chibok by LordAzubuike(f): 5:35am On Feb 27, 2020
GamalNasser:
Boko Haram conducting intelligence driven extraction like special forces ...I feel bad for that Civilian JTF boss because he will be really punished .
No be small brutality dem go brutalize am

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Sports / Re: Man City May Lose Key Players Including Guardiola If They Win The UCL by LordAzubuike(f): 1:30pm On Feb 26, 2020
Nikiballerz:
A proper club with history and the present...they sell to buy and not those with sugar daddies with DIRTY money like ABRAHAMOVIC and the ARABS
See who dey talk lol.. when it comes to hiring mercenaries and toiling with ffp rules, liVARpoor have been culprits in the last few years. And please kindly remove your photo, Liverpool doesn't have 18 league titles. They presently have non

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