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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by LordAzubuike(f): 4:37pm On Mar 22, 2020
babyfaceafrica:
it is better you check and know ur fate
If you check you'd be disappointed because 95% of Nigerian ladies cheat. So it's better you don't check at all.

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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? by LordAzubuike(f): 4:34pm On Mar 22, 2020
I was using her roommate to spy on her. Never trust girls, they snitch on each other alot.

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Events / Re: Groom Walks Out On Bride In Jos During Church Wedding by LordAzubuike(f): 4:08pm On Mar 22, 2020
Winneygirl:
Spent 10 years plotting a revenge?
Evil fool.
I wonder what he will spend the next 10 years of his life doing... Probably monitoring her and not living his own life.
Vindictive fool.
Why you con carry the matter for head like say na you e affect

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Some Lagos Churches Empty As They Comply With Social Distance Order by LordAzubuike(f): 3:13pm On Mar 22, 2020
valboy20:

People that went to church today, what exactly was their aim? To pray to the God that created Corona, or the one that doesn't care and refused to do anything about it?


These Christian people have been ever since shouting that God created the virus, God is angry with humans etc.. I begin to wonder why a God could be so wicked and egoistic to the extent that he unleashed a plague on his own people. A plague that could affect even the innocent and those who served him well. grin

You refuse to serve him, hell. You serve him but didnt serve him well, hell. You served him well but backslided at the last hour and died, hell. He didn't create humans to be 100% perfect yet he's expecting us to be.

Sometimes we really have to box out of religion and have a deep thought.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: LASG Sensitises Transport Unions by LordAzubuike(f): 3:00pm On Mar 22, 2020
Maximum of 2 persons per row means they would multiply the transport fare x2 to make up for the missing 2 passengers coz I trust these danfo guys, they cannot come and lose.

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Technology Market / Re: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by LordAzubuike(f): 12:21pm On Mar 22, 2020
art1f3:
Original Apple AirPods 2 for sale in Abuja. Costs 35k.
Slightly negotiable.
15k
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Lagos State Goverment Disrupts Party, Seals Event Centers by LordAzubuike(f): 11:07am On Mar 22, 2020
chuxyfranklin:


How would government be interested in shutting down Economic activities that they're obviously gaining from??
I'm just trying to tell you that they are foolishly shutting down economic activities here and there due to something they have almost zero knowledge about.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Lagos State Goverment Disrupts Party, Seals Event Centers by LordAzubuike(f): 11:03am On Mar 22, 2020
spirul77:
Nigerians enh, we are our own problems o, can't even adhere to common instructions.
A friend arrived from Ghana on Wednesday and I was shocked the way the guy was arguing there was nothing like corona in Nigeria that the govt just want to chop money, I was in awe at his ignorance and how sure he was, dude has been calling me to coke drink beer, I dey japa From the guy o.
The virus is real but overhyped in this part of the world. They are just interested in causing panic. Shutting down economic activities here and there. Use your brain.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Adeboye, Oyedepo, Okonkwo, Adeyemi, Others Hold Online Services by LordAzubuike(f): 10:16am On Mar 22, 2020
totowunmido:
No offerings, no tithes, no sowing of seeds. Bad business grin grin
They've been doing online offering and collecting cheques even before this.
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Influential Nairalander Of 2019!! by LordAzubuike(f): 11:52pm On Mar 21, 2020
BIGVAJINA:
You all know its me
RIP if it's true you're truly dead.
Education / Re: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by LordAzubuike(f): 10:56pm On Mar 21, 2020
CzarChris:
I have a B.Eng degree in Soil and Water Engineering,
B.Sc in Geology and Mining
PGD in Water Resources Engineering(Civil Engineering),
M.Sc in Engineering and Environmental Geology
PHD in view in Environmental Geology

I currently work as a lecturer in one of the top Federal Universities in Nigeria and I also run a private consultancy firm with bias in Geotechnical Engineering.
You have two BSc degrees?
Education / Re: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by LordAzubuike(f): 10:54pm On Mar 21, 2020
baillers123:
fortunately, IamCisco certified.. Studied CCNA during the 2012 long ASUU strike
You didn't study medicine. Probably one of those BMS courses like physiology, anatomy and the likes.

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Catholic Archdiocese Of Lagos Suspends Public Mass For 4 Weeks. by LordAzubuike(f): 10:06pm On Mar 21, 2020
Education / Re: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by LordAzubuike(f): 10:05pm On Mar 21, 2020
baillers123:
Studied medicine and surgery, now works with spectranet
Stop telling cheap lies.
Music/Radio / Re: Who's Richer?fuji Musicians Like Pasuma And R N B Singers Like 2face by LordAzubuike(f): 8:50pm On Mar 21, 2020
CLASSIFYD:
C'mon, lets b realistic here. Only d elderly nd touts patronize dem. Deir music dnt evn go beyond d shores of lagos nd oda western states in naija which inturn limits deir success.
Meanwhile psquare nd 2face are busy globetrotn nd touring africa nd making deir cool clean cash! Talk less of deir endorsement deals.
I aint sayn fuji musicians are broke bt dey sure aint richer dan em rnb dudes.
Someone with sense. Fuji music is limited to the yorubas. Even among the yorubas, there's still limit, only the elderly, touts and street urchins listen to and buy their music. RnB , hip-hop and the likes have a broader audience. And to that person arguing that Fuji artists get booked for shows lol so na rnb no dey see bookings right? They even charge higher.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by LordAzubuike(f): 7:53pm On Mar 21, 2020
lilachiever:


Wednesday
Ok pls kindly drop your WhatsApp number on a dead thread so you can remove it later.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ayman Zawahiri Could Be Eliminated Soon (Pix) by LordAzubuike(f): 6:07pm On Mar 21, 2020
For this era of Corona, una still get time dey hunt person wey carry attack of 19 years ago.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancée Pussy Hole Is Tight And Needle-like (Help). by LordAzubuike(f): 6:07pm On Mar 21, 2020
DenreleDave:


The only solution

Simply find a hot iron rod like the size of ur dick and insert in her pussy... By doing this, u av made a pussy meant 4 ur dick alone


Note, pls make sure it is the actual size of ur dick ooo.. If he big pass ur dick, u will surely come here to complain that it's too big, don't make the poor girl suffer.. Do it careful with a hot iron rod of ur size, okay?
Grow up
Travel / Re: Major Blow For Foreign Airlines As FG Shuts Abuja, Lagos Airport In A Few Days by LordAzubuike(f): 10:32am On Mar 21, 2020
This virus is overhyped in Nigeria. Yet the clueless government is shutting down economic activities.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by LordAzubuike(f): 9:56am On Mar 21, 2020
lilachiever:



LASU, Ojo.
When r u coming to iyana ipaja or a closer location?. I stay at berger.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by LordAzubuike(f): 11:21pm On Mar 20, 2020
lilachiever:
HP Laptop Charger (Big mouth) for sale #1000
Location
Education / Re: Coronavirus: WAEC Postpones Examination Indefinitely by LordAzubuike(f): 7:36pm On Mar 20, 2020
OChimex:
To be honest, I see no reason why Nigeria is seriously shutting everything down.

I repeat, they should dare not shut the economic activities down and tell people to stay indoors.


The best thing to do now is to close boarders, and stop flights from high risk countries.

This virus is said to be just with people who flew into the country. It hasn't spread to those living in the country.

So the govt should thread with caution so as to not cripple economic activities and bring a total collapse of the economy.

In this country, over 90 percent of Nigerians don't even have enough to eat for the day not to talk of surviving on savings if the govt dare to tell everybody to stay indoors..

Someone with sense.. thumbs up. The virus is being overhyped in Nigeria. Suddenly they are shutting down everything here and there.

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Education / Re: Aker Nguyilan: Jambite Dies In Car Accident While Travelling To Write JAMB Exams by LordAzubuike(f): 8:00am On Mar 19, 2020
BIGGIE121:
I don't know why student's have to travel out of their city to go and write an exam that simply last for 2 to 3 hours.
Don't mind that Islamic extremist called oloyede. The guy was more of a terrorist during his stint as VC in unilorin. I was running my MSc then. He has continued from where he left off. First he introduced NIN for those kids to have before they can register. He wasn't successful with that then he introduced posting of students to long and far distance even interstate just to write jamb. I don't know what these people gain in making life miserable for others. Even in a university setting, na all those Muslim Alfa and teblik lecturers dey wicked pass. They just derive joy in seeing people struggle and suffer.
Cc Fragility6

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by LordAzubuike(f): 7:50pm On Mar 18, 2020
BestAccessories:


Lemme come and be going jejely.

How can Anker speaker be better than Bose?

Bose and JBL sef no dey the same category.

Even Bluedio headset, Bluetooth speaker beat Anker in some department.

Anker speaker isn't better than Bose.
I heard someone's BT speaker yesterday and instantly asked for the brand. It was Anker. First time of hearing the name but the quality was so good I had to check it out.
Health / Re: Covid-19: I Just Tested Positive To The Corona Virus. (twitter User Shares) by LordAzubuike(f): 6:02pm On Mar 18, 2020
He's in the UK. Corona virus find it hard to survive in sub Saharan Africa
Education / Re: Over 30years, Popular Wassce Candidate Ciroma Chukwudi Adekunle Passes Waec by LordAzubuike(f): 11:22am On Mar 18, 2020
I used to think Ciroma was an outstanding student who blasted his waec and they decided to honor him by using his name on the answer booklet.

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NYSC / Re: Kano Corpers And Camp Soldiers Clash In Karaye NYSC Orientation Camp by LordAzubuike(f): 10:59am On Mar 18, 2020
lanre9ja:


It should be Major General not Brigadier General. During my camping same thing happen but then it a Yoruba man from Ibadan.
Do you know what you're saying at all grin. Nysc is paramilitary. And it can be likened to a batallion divided into different platoons. In the army, a captain usually leads a batallion. Staff sergeants and warrant officers can lead a platoon.

Cc arcnomec SirKriz
Sports / Re: Coronavirus: Matuidi, Kevin Durant, Three Brooklyn Nets players test positive by LordAzubuike(f): 10:49am On Mar 18, 2020
Jestin:
Oluwa pls visit Italy. How the country overtook China still beats my imagination.
Italians travel alot.
Family / Re: Help Find My Brother (missing Person Case) by LordAzubuike(f): 5:36pm On Mar 17, 2020
Baba don cross boarder via niger, agadez, Libya , Mediterranean Sea dey go Europe find greener pastures.
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Shows Off His Bikes In New Video by LordAzubuike(f): 12:45pm On Mar 17, 2020
Felixamos:
his songs are Crap!! (feel free to quote me)... EFCC and nairaland has made him popular..

Ask those calling themselves "marlians" what it represents or what it stands for and you would see how stupid some youths are(cause they don't even know)... Those "follow, follow gang"..

#Shout_out_to_Simi_and_falz..

So someone is with me. He uses almost the same beats in all his song, almost the same rhythm and style.

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Politics / Re: Isa Pantami: Boko Haram Kicks Against New Sim Card Policy, Threatens Minister by LordAzubuike(f): 10:14pm On Mar 16, 2020
Ade3000yrs:
Modern warfare is no longer about fire power,
You just said complete nonsense
Education / Re: A Big Mistake In My JAMB Exam by LordAzubuike(f): 5:44pm On Mar 16, 2020
When na prick you go dey fvck up and down how you wan take remember your center. When I wrote mine in the 90s, pencil and paper, we made sure we located our centers at least 2 days before.

Well to answer your question, there might be a remedy but your chance are slim. Go to Abuja and lodge your complaint there if you want prompt attendance or you can send them a mail if you have the patience.

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