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which one make i believe self? 2,350 or 1,350?

The Cameroonian minister couldn't have said it better! That schemer should be hanged!

It is essential to know how much the access scratch cards are sold. The school failed to include that, perhaps a delibrate attempt to sabottage or muck her credibility.

You don't want guys to know that your b r e a s t s are too small for a bra, you now tucked them in a 'pako' bra, to seem big. Even if we can't see your b o o b s, . . . GOD IS WATCHING THEM AS BLUE FILM! You continued harrassing Seun sexually, so that your topic can make the front page...GOD DEY WATCH BOTH OF YOU! You voted a useless president, and still insincere to admit regret. . . GOD DEY WATCH UNA!

@Poster, CONGRATS! Your first hurdle to knowing the Truths of life has been completed. You're now a 'real' human. Disentangling with theism is indeed a liberation from orthodox maladies! I dis-enroled some 8yrs ago. And I've always lived in 'peacedom'. Iniatially, no doubt, that you may find it difficult externalising your present status against your former, but with time, you'll be freer. Experience wise, it may be difficult making friends with theists, because they will see you as an enemy, a non-conformist, a hell-goer and 'left-wing' fellow. Don't feel disconcerted. People shouldn't really attach themselves to people, but to the Truth; only the Truth matters! You must be ready to forsake friends(even families), for the truth, if the need arises. Better still, make friends with like-minded fellows. You can search for me on facebook(Babalola Lord Babs Oluwasegun). Plato said: "KNOW THYSELF". Your 'self' is the only irrefutable conviction you have henceforth; stay put. They will come to you(as they've been), in their ancient tongue, bandwagons of scaremongerers, telling you that you'll go to hell(built by their fore-fathers, I suppose), just tell them that you have heard, and will have them in mind. Hence, live freely: forget not the Protagoras' 'Man is The Measure Dictum': '...of those things which are, that they are; of those which are not, that they are not'. Finally, there is more to the Mysteries of Life than just unsuscribing to theism. So that, you have to be sure you know what you know or boast to know. Because, when you know, you don't doubt. When you know, you don't question. When you know, you don't panic. When you know, you don't get confused. Adiøs!
LORD BABS

@Poster, for future case, try and apply grammar when and where it fits. Whenever a co-ordinating conjuction like 'and' is used to combine two different clauses, the verb becomes plural. Thus, the caption of your post should have been: 'prominent Ijaw leaders and south-south elders endorse(not endorses) Gej for 2015.'

Pls, wat is d meaning of d word 'Elds' as used here?

don't you see that patience is very fat; a doubled-Mitchel?

bomb competition has begun!!!

I say: one of the bombers may be a nairalander; who knows?

@ Beaf, i'm madly enthused to rebuke you on your dilute posts; you are merely an antique fool! your moral recidivism and intellectual paucity thus, must accordingly be sutured. The outbursts of the Legal luminary was entirely decoded, when he frowned against the illegal confrontation and affront of the "Jonathan's soldiers" against the blatant excess of our supposed democrats. In responding to the status quo, you irresponsibly inured to sycophantic assassination of character, a.k.a. argumentum ad hominem, by pandering to a pot-pourri of fallacies, especially that of the Red herring, by deviating from the normal course of argument, to state in categorical, that section of the Law or of any democratic convention that upholds the said act. stop being a consistent fool!

Grandiose farting!

Reminds me of Raju's farting style in The 3 Idiots, The nitwit is a genius in flavoury farts!

"God"

"God dey".

"No shoes".

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=768717.msg9227414#msg9227414 date=1317106226]In layman's term please?

Dont you think it's unnecessary to be using terms and phrases that nobody would understand just to prove that you're a lawyer? (or where those typos?)[/quote]. Do not mistranslate simplicity for grandiloquence or superciliousness; how much your tone smacks of treacherous hostility, no hard feelings.

As a profound lawyer in progress, i've got the locus standi to tell you all that, as regards the subject matter(i.e.the act in question), we should all be temperate and see how the case unfolds. Although, it has been majorly condemned(even by a layman like Seun who presumes he knows the law by mere quoting an excerpt of the Criminal Code), the fact remains that you cannot know what the law says about an act except in the court, where its obvious interpretation resides. Hence, it is abjectly inflagrantedelicto to presume the purported rapists as criminals or guilty of violation, when they've not been proven guilty by a lawful court of jurisdiction. Hence, those intimacy-loving dudes should however be referred to as 'suspects' and not to be indicted by some unlearned elitists on this noblest forum. And, even if you've watched the video umpteens, bottomline says "Reps ipso loquitor"(the fact speaks for itself). Albeit for the suspects, and ipso facto(by the fact itself), it should be affirmed that Ignorantia iuris non excusàt(ignorance of the law is no excuse). Finally, in my own prerogative of comment, and as a moralist(by birth and conformity), i can't be unmindful of the moral aspect of this social imbroglio, which i think it's the taping of the whole sleazy show; it is an abuse of 'common sense'! Thanks.

Yeah, i heard that too months ago, while watching. I think it was in a somewhat romantic scene in a room(perhaps, a hotel); can't lucidly remember. Albeit the tone was at its lowest and cooly, it could still be heard by the sensitive ears. It reproves our lady Asa yearnings aboard boundaries of the internationals. By the way, i heard the Season2(EVENT) is out, how true?

@poster, is your wife older than you in years?

Let's try "Mount Lángbòdó Bank of Òsòròmònìgà"!!!

Fresh air begins 2012, endure!!!

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Retardee odechukwu!!!

'GOOD GOVERNANCE' can't be an agenda of any govt! 'Good governance' simply is a normative idiosyncracy or an underlying quality or nature of any elected govt wherever. I.e. It is wat is conventionally expected of any govt whatsoever. It's like a man dat wakes up in d morning, and says his Agenda today is 'Good behaviour'. In dis wise, u'll agree wit me dat 'good behaviour' is d genetic or idiosyncratic social expectation of evry man; hence it's a norm and not a role. As regds GEJ and Nigeria, if u av lists of agendas(lik Yaradua's 7point), u wud be simply deceiving ursf. On d oda hand, if u av no or u promise no agenda, u are just lik dat buffoon who wakes up in d morning without a set goals or proposed achievements. Or like dat clown who wants to marry but proposes no agenda 4 his marital life. No one is saying agendas are unneeded in naija! Wat Nigerians are criticizing is varieties of vain agenda accustomed of our modern day politicians. Hence, ideally, if u av scores of agenda, u are only a prankster & will achieve notin at d end. If u do not propose agenda, u are much more clueless and clownish! Agenda is liken to Ideology which is a typical fabric of any good govt. If i were GEJ(GOD FORBID!), i may propose my primary agenda as "ELIMINATING CORRUPTION AT THE GOVERNMENTAL LEVEL, AND OPTIMAL REDUCTION AT THE GRASSROOT LEVEL." Then, i shall seek 'first' dis primary agenda and all oda secondary goals shall follow; but not necessarily in my regime(i.e. I may only set d stage 4 my successors). GEJ's statement merely smacks of lack of faith(but fear & doubt), hypocrisy, naivety and more of his cluelessness!

If Nigeria is not a 'failed' state, in a logical sequence, it means it is a 'successful' state. But even the meanest citizen knows that Nigeria is not a successful state. If GEJ had said "Nigeria is not a failed state, neither is it a successful state, ," the logical deduction would have been that Nigeria, as a state, is between 'life and death', or so she appears. Well, not until a mad man identifies his madness, he may yet remain everly mad! GEJ's unpatriotic statement(IMO) smacks of lack of confidence, bravery and sincerity in combating CORRUPTION, by calling a spade a spade, instead of calling the mad man the groom! I pity this generation!

If Nigeria is not a 'failed' state, in a logical sequence, it means it is a 'successful' state. But even the meanest citizen knows that Nigeria is not a successful state. If GEJ had said "Nigeria is not a failed state, neither is it a successful state, ," the logical deduction would have been that Nigeria, as a state, is between 'life and death', or so she appears. Well, not until a mad man identifies his madness, he may yet remain everly mad! GEJ's unpatriotic statement(IMO) smacks of lack of confidence, bravery and sincerity to call a spade a spade, instead of calling the mad man the groom! I pity this generation!

@ poster, since virginity is a virtue, in a logical sequence, dis-virginity is thus a vice. Then your mama must be lacking in "virtue", since she lacks virginity! Am i bluffing?