Ikomfreshest:

The person who stole my money

Confirm name:
- Desmond Agbor Ojong
Fidelity Bank -
How much did he steal??
What do you want to do about it?
Bring proof of theft.

I still love my 11....

Him no scout well...

Isaiah 4:1 And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.


The Bible never lies.

Still Indoor

Back then in school,
I was a Dance Artist, no show wey dey happen 4 skul wey dem no dey invite me, I dey rehearse constantly.
I dey always sleep 4 night.

one girl meet me ask me, "Precious, how you take dey do this thing, nah you dey attend every party, nah still the same you dey top department, Distinction from start to finish, how you take dey do am"
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I laff, I look her come tell her
" It's called Time Management"

If God has contracted a woman to build the Ark...
Carry your talk go another place... I say it and I say it again, most Women are very dull.
It's like their mum button is always on active.
still waiting for the woman that can out think me, perhaps she can be my soul mate.
Cox like this like this, girls senselessness just dey everywhere.

The ability to provide
as stated in the bible


Genesis 3:17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;

your body has limits.
when you try to build it more than it could go,
when you decide to go 3hours on top of her instead of your usual 30mins.

when you dey down, you go dey talk shit about pple wey dey up, how him tek reach there, whatever the way, my brother it wasn't be a softwork.

you can't be soft in this country and make it in life.
even the Bible says "Violence taketh it by force"...

do what you like to do, and add a pinch of violence and see huge success.

Nice. I wonder if...

how much do you charge 4 your service??

Oga OP you sabi lie, Which Lion dey Gamji...
Abi nah you dash Gamji gate Lion??!
Since all my years wey I dey go Gamji, I never ever see Lion, moreover Gamji gate no be Zoo.
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werey tumabo

who hold you? why you Kum dey tell us...

what if Ned Nwoko hears this, Shey u no dey fear for your girl friend NEH...

I know Bauchi is very poor

But What about Niger State??!
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Forget the capital is Minna which is popular but those people are Damn poor.


Don't look at their cities, Go to their villages and see...

Truth about Life:
- While you live for tomorrow always remember that your life can end today -

wtf
for 5 years??
and you regret it??
don't give me that crap girl...
you had all the time to correct your mistake,
yes, you didn't gain admission to study in Oxford, very well then, well there are still colleges you can study...

but "No", you (choose) decide to put your poor mom on a lease thinking she is going to produce a Medical Student...

Inexplicably cases like this, I doubt if your mom might live past a year...

The idea of Females owning the Future is truly Horrifying...

Imagine life without a little Spank...

eaglejay13:

It also happens with telegram

What mobile are are using??

how much shares did dangote buy??

I want to buy 0.00001 shares

Does this happen only with whatsapp, if yes update the whatsapp app, could be a slight bug.

else it could be your mobile device os

while on a shooting yday, a snake almost bite my friend... Thank God his Chi was not asleep..

Shit doesn't ęven look like a tattoo... more like a graphic photo art...

Well Atleast you've made your billions from Nigerians.

Please Just tell us the price...
So if we are calling, it's 4 a straight deal.
Am planning on buying a Venza, although I have been giving a good deal for a 4matic, I could use something sleek and simple 4 the time been.

So please drop your range, if it's good, I will contact u.!

ps: I love white cars

Screaming in Burna's voice
"Anybody, wey no wan to suhgi, we go Knack am Something"

Can it walk?? have you ask your self if it can crawl

I know nothing about Ghanaians, Just like the way I know nothing about Nigerians...

The car is really outdated
To be honest I won't advice my dad or my enemy 4 that matter to buy this...

The car still looked packed, has your dad bought it or planning to buy it??