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 Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Channels TV 2019 Job Recruitment by lordsterlin(m): 7:10pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
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| Politics / My Ordeal At The Hands Of SARS Men ~ Kofi Bartels Of Nigeria Info Fm by lordsterlin(m): 4:41pm On Jun 05, 2019 |
MY ORDEAL AT THE HANDS OF SARS MEN Yesterday, I was driving in my area and saw SARS officers beating up a boy who lives in the area. His mum fries Akara for a living and I knew immediately that they wouldn't be able to 'settle' the officers. He kept shouting "what have I done", while they tried to force him into their bus. They were beating the hell out of him and don't know if he would have survived. I made to go plead with them but at a point hesitated and chose to take a shot of the bus and numberplate. I was given the beating of my life right on the road. They started by smashing my knees repeatedly with wooden bars. As I type this, my left knee is swollen and my right knee seriously bruised. I have pains on my head, neck and back. I was handcuffed like a common criminal and shots were fired to disperse a small crowd that had gathered. After a second round of beating, I was taken to SARS HQ in Port Harcourt where I was beaten more mercilessly by the SARS officers who took me there. This was the beating of my life. About three others also joined in. They are took turns to slap, punch, kick me all over my body in a detention room, while I was struggling with a swollen knee. At least 6 officers, one at a time. One swore he would have "wasted" me if his team were the one who picked me up. I was told to get ready to be thrown into their cell where I would receive the worst torture, including sexual abuse by male inmates. A couple of them told me to watch my back, saying this is my end in Rivers State, due to the human rights issues we treat on radio involving SARS and the police generally. My phones were seized and I had no way of communicating with anyone. I was saved at the last minute when word got to their former boss and they were ordered to release me unconditionally. The pains were unbearable last night and I'll have to go for a skull and knee Xray today. Several times, I've had to use my media platform to shout on behalf of the voiceless in our society who have had their rights trampled upon by people meant to protect them. I got my own first hand experience yesterday. Some of the officers made me know how they felt about that.... literally. So my crimes are; 1. Attempting to do something about the boy who was being beaten. 2. Taking up SARS and police issues on radio. I'm taking their threats to my life seriously and will be putting authorities on notice. But please be aware, if anything happens to me or my family and friends, you know who to suspect.
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| Romance / Monetize Your Sperm, Stop Wasting It. by lordsterlin(m): 3:29pm On Jun 04, 2019 |
Announcement!!.... "There are fertility clinics in Lagos that pay from N20,000 to N50,000 for your sperm. Don't just self-service away, MONETIZE IT!!! There are however criteria 1. Male (18 - 45 yrs), Female (less than 30 years preferably) 2. Non-smoker... 3. Free from Hepatitis, Syphilis, HIV and other diseases.. 4. AA genotype 5. Tall, preferably 5ft 8' and above.. 6. Must be ready and available for intensive screening and medications. Address Of Where To Go.... Omni Medical Centre & Advanced Fertility Clinic 18 Boyle Street, Onikan, Lagos... Kanz Specialist Clinic & Maternity Home Unity Street, Ikeja, Lagos... Ayomide Women's Health Specialist Hospital &IVF Centre (Egg donor are in high demand here) 30, Road, opp. Dayus Petrol Station, 2nd Gate, Powerstation Powerline, Osogbo, Osun. I will add more if I get further information. Thank me later" 2 Shares
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| Education / Re: FUOYE Cancels Governing Council Election As 440 Voters Cast 955 Votes by lordsterlin(m): 6:11am On Jun 01, 2019 |
dinocy: 1 Like
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Live Solution Resource Is A Scam Venture by lordsterlin(m): 6:40am On May 31, 2019 |
They used Jasmine Incorporated for me. |
| Politics / Re: Governor Mai Mala Buni Weds Ummi Adama Gaidam As 3rd Wife, After Swearing-in by lordsterlin(m): 8:34pm On May 30, 2019 |
Davash222: Shun marriage, come act porn make money
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| Politics / Re: Breakdown Of What President Buhari, Osinbajo Will Receive As Salaries/allowances by lordsterlin(m): 4:42pm On May 30, 2019 |
Let's continue to deceive ourselves with this customized lies. So if Pa Buhari earns 1.7million per month and about 17million annually, why did the APC sell its nomination form for 50million? Who is fooling who?
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| Romance / Please Advice A Friend by lordsterlin(m): 2:31pm On May 30, 2019 |
A guy dated a girl for 3yrs without sex, even after their traditional marriage the girl did not still allow the guy to touch her. The wedding day was fixed and the day before the wedding – bachelors eve he still approached the girl but she turned him down again and begged him to wait till after the wedding, so he agreed. At last the D-day finally came and the guy was waiting patiently for the wedding to be over. At 6pm the newest couple were finally in their hotel so the guy asked his wife to come to the bathroom with him. She said she was shy and couldn’t bath with him so the guy agreed. She went and took her bath first and after her bath she went to bed while her husband also went to take his bath. When he finished bathing he came out in his birth-suit to meet his wife who was already asleep, so he went to the bed and kissed her, she woke up and was panting when she saw her husband in his glory. He started romancing her but she started crying begging him to wait till nightfall, He was already on heat but he managed to control himself. She asked him to wait so she can get some rest, that when she wakes up, he will do what ever he desires. He settles back dissappointed. Around 9pm armed robbers broke into the hotel, they were 5 in number. When they barged into the room, five of them took turns in raping his wife after collecting their money, the first guy deflowered her. He couldn’t bear it, he cried as he watched those heartless men force themselves into his wife atgun-point. They left her unconscious so she was rushed to the hospital and when she regained her consciousness her husband sent her packing. : : Did the guy do the right thing by sending her packing? If you were the guy what will you do  Feel free to say your mind. |
| Education / Re: Fraud By Nigerian Private Schools by lordsterlin(m): 12:12am On May 29, 2019 |
alfarouq: More incompetent teachers are teaching our children. |
| Education / Fraud By Nigerian Private Schools by lordsterlin(m): 4:28pm On May 28, 2019 |
FRAUD BY NIGERIAN PRIVATE SCHOOLS! HOMEWORK! HOMEWORK! AND MORE HOMEWORK FOR PARENTS. It has become clear to many parents that the task of teaching their children has been shifted to them despite the huge fees they keep doling out to private schools. Children come home with homework that requires over 6 hours to complete and the children are usually clueless about the topic. Clearly some of these topics were never introduced in class and the burden of breaking in the topic is shifted to the parents. In some cases a topic is given a very brief introduction in class then a slew of tasks is bundled as assignments and becomes the parent's responsibility to ground the child in the subject. Nigerian parents remain docile. They know they are being shafted but continue to take it. Some schools try to drive the narrative that all other kids are up to par and only yours is finding it difficult. Bull! The teachers are trained to sell you that line (the only training they seem to receive). This belief gives every parent a catch-up mentality. So you either enroll in their "extra lessons " or you find yourself doing homework for your children everyday. This phenomenon (fraud) was prevalent in China until parents got together and fought against it. After paying exorbitant school fees, the schools pay peanuts to the teachers. Some private school teachers in Nigeria consider themselves unemployed because their remuneration is so small! They can't be bothered to be dedicated. Besides many just simply are untrained. The private schools have found a solution: transfer the teaching tasks to the parents! Parents must individually reject this fraud! Insist on only one assignment per subject per week. If the schools won't comply then we must refuse to pay school fees this term! Insist that teaching must be in the classroom! Not through 'extra lessons '! It is a big lie that every other child except yours is doing well! They only exploit your competitive spirit! Enough is enough! Teach our children or we will not pay the school fees! If we are doing all the work we might as well enroll them in the LEA public schools! |
| Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Scores Fastest Goal In Belgian League (Photos) by lordsterlin(m): 11:04pm On May 26, 2019 |
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Ready To Offer Two Players To Man United In Exchange For Pogba by lordsterlin(m): 6:37pm On May 26, 2019 |
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Ready To Offer Two Players To Man United In Exchange For Pogba by lordsterlin(m): 6:33pm On May 26, 2019 |
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| Phones / Re: "I Sent A Samsung Phone From Finland To Nigeria, My Brother Got Biscuit" - Lady by lordsterlin(m): 3:23pm On May 22, 2019 |
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| Jokes Etc / Crack Ya Ribs by lordsterlin(m): 7:40pm On May 19, 2019 |
Parents hire a seer to help foretell their little boy’s future. “Leave banana, money, and the Bible with him in a room. Check moments later which of the items he’s holding”, says the seer. “If he’s holding the Bible, he’ll be a preacher. If money, a businessman; banana, a farmer.” The parents do as instructed and, opening the door later, they find that he has eaten the banana, pocketed the money, and is sitting on the Bible. “There you have it”, cheers the seer, “You have yourselves a politician”. Fazebuuk Yeyebrity wrote. Lol |
| Politics / Re: How I Buy From Street Hawkers by lordsterlin(m): 8:09pm On May 17, 2019 |
czarina: What pains me the most is when these hawkers are made to chase fast moving cars especially bus drivers. |
| Politics / How I Buy From Street Hawkers by lordsterlin(m): 7:15pm On May 17, 2019 |
#How_I_buy_from_street_hawkers! 1. I stop or beckon on a hawker. I don't make them run after my car. That could cause injury. 2. I speak to them politely as human beings. An exchange of greeting would be nice before the bargaining or pricing starts. A simple "how are you" will suffice 3. Point out or pick the items on the tray you want to buy. 4. Bargain and price to get value for your money. 5. Pay and leave a tip. I prefer to leave my change as a tip but sometimes, I would leave a large tip depending on my assessment of the neediness of the hawker. 6. I conclude the transaction with a thank you. If the tray is heavy or big, I help them lift it up onto their heads. #Note: Most street hawkers are just struggling to eke out a living. Some of those women you see on our streets selling from corn to bananas are poor and really needy people. They often have many dependants and most travel into the city from far suburbs. Look kindly on them and don't price too hard. No one out of choice would want to be in the sun with a basin or tray laden with pears or groundnuts all day long. Help them grow their business and care better for their dependants by leaving tips with your purchase. They deserve the aid much more than those who make no effort to earn a living. That tip of yours as an act of love may make a difference in their otherwise hard day. Please do it, no matter how little it is. Thank you for sharing. 5 Likes 2 Shares
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| Health / Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by lordsterlin(m): 10:40am On Apr 09, 2019 |
positivevibez: Guy go for test at a general hospital. Its free so you neednt delay to know your status. |
| Education / Re: University Admission Offer Vs Nigeria Air Force Recruitment Offer by lordsterlin(m): 11:00pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
molon23: My lil bro is in the NAF. He lives in a flat at the barracks. He has enough time to further his education aside getting his monthly salary. So considering the job situation in the country, I'd advice you to take the job but ultimately the choice is yours entirely. Don't let us sweet mouth you. Hope i made common sense? |
| Politics / Why I Do Not Support APC by lordsterlin(m): 11:49pm On Mar 08, 2019 |
Before now, I have never publicly identified with any political party because I felt none of the parties are ideologically driven. Party for me should be a bureaucratic extension of political philosophies. But majority of our politicians are not driven by ideals but by interests, that explains why it’s easy for them to cross carpet from one party to another like change of clothing. Not even the badbelle supporters that are united to see Arsenal exit from Europa league change support for different team playing against Arsenal like them. However, as our democracy advances, the ideologies of the two major political parties are becoming bolder and clearer. I used to be a proponent of vote anybody across party, not any more. Party do matter because at the very core of each party lies what each of them truly believe in. The Mohammadu Buhari led APC has shown that the party greatly lean towards the left (socialism). They love welfarist policies. It is the very foundation on which the party was built. Buhari’s socialist party promised prosperity, equality and security but delivered poverty, misery and tyranny. Equality was however achieved in bit only in the sense that everyone are becoming equal in wailing. This scenario isn’t new in the world, it is the kind of thing that have been seen over and over again in places that socialism has been practiced in history, with Venezuela being the latest example. Socialism may show early signs of success and appeal, for example the ideal of sharing money to trader in the market for flexing seem noble. But any accomplishments gained quickly fade as the fundamental deficiencies of central planning emerge. It is the initial illusion of success that gives government intervention its seductive appeal. In the long run, socialism has always proven to be a formula for tyranny and misery. Buhari fed on dubious poverty reduction schemes and it has become a pathway to siphoning the country’s wealth. The party embraces socialist policies that require unsustainable huge state spending with the disguise of providing free infrastructure and social services rather than liberal reforms that will lift economic responsibilities off government’s shoulder. For Buhari and his party, individual rights should be replaced with total government control, regulation of business and the natural order of risk and reward should be ignored. Buhari used the Social Intervention Program to borrow staggering loans from China only to spend a small portion of it on the actual project, this is evident by the mal-nutrition food given to pupils in the name of school feeding program and the majority of the money are being ferried in Bullion vans to Bourdilion avenue on election night and others are stalk in private foreign accounts. Among the damning consequences of Buhari welfarist policies are a failed heath system, a dysfunctional educational system and a large debt. Buhari and APC business policies and socialist programs have supervised the collapse of the economy and the Human Developmental Indexes of Nigeria are all in the negative. Millions of jobs were lost due to hostile business environment and many millions of people creeped into the poverty level in 3 years. For Buhari and his party, bridging the gap between the rich and the poor is not by creating robust and large middle class but by destroying the middle class and reducing the rich to the standard of the poor instead of raising the poor to meet the standard of the rich. Worse than the destruction of the economy is Mr Buhari’s attack on success and the pseudo war class he has declared between the rich and the poor. ‘You must be corrupt to be able to own two cars’, ‘live within your means’, ‘how can a chief justice be a millionaire, he must be a thief’, all these he has insinuated in actions and words. Just like all socialist leaders, Buhari created an enemy for the poor, he made them believe that their conditions are like this because a certain rich man in Nnewi or Abuja has looted away their own share of cake . He made them begrudge success and he promoted abject poverty and lack as honorable virtues. Poverty and mediocrity is a sign of honest living he has pushed into the Nigerian psyche. Who else noticed the primary school Buhari’s polling unit was located? The place was dilapidated, no electricity, not painted, not plastered, that is the backyard of where the most powerful man in Africa hails from. That to him is a sign of integrity and it isn’t a failure. A caption of a picture of Mrs Aisha Buhari coming out from a mud house reads “this is the family house of Buhari in Daura”, the picture was shared by one of APC’s campaign FB accounts and a lot of APC supporters were hailing and commending. Such is how low Buhari has reduced the thinking of many people who now believe that there is something glorious about such a lifestyle. This wouldn’t have been painful if Buhari was actually poor, Buhari is a millionaire in dollar worth over 80million dollars according to WikiLeaks finding. But his deceit and fake life has made many poor people think that he is one of them. Poverty has been weaponized by Buhari led APC party, their hidden motto is keep the people perpetually depended on government, give them handouts and take away their minds and reasoning. It is not surprising that the latest WAEC ratings have APC controlled states and states Buhari got his million votes at the bottom of the table. I supported the PDP wholeheartedly in the last presidential and national election because Atiku led PDP created an alternative party and nation. Atiku envisaged a nation that is entirely different from Buharis Nigeria. A Nigeria with a smaller but efficient government, a Nigerian economy that encourages free market and enterprise, a nation that promotes unity and rewards hard work. A true capitalist society that actually drive growth and development. A country with less of government’s control of the people. A country that the government will not attack wealth but create wealth, a government that knows what it takes to improve the lives of the people, create a middle class, nurtures the human spirit, inspires human creativity by providing a powerful system of incentives that promote hard work, thrift and efficiency. I am proud of my support for that Nigeria, even though the outcome of that election is not what I wanted. I am proud because even though the victory was stolen (which will be reclaimed back from the court), it has deepened my resolves that Atiku has created a party that I will be proud to identify with. Minus the corruption that is found in both PDP AND APC (even more in APC), I think I have found a party to register as a member, if only PDP stay true to the ideals they ran with in the presidential election. 1 Like
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| Politics / Dear Children Of Nobodies by lordsterlin(m): 7:44pm On Jan 03, 2019 |
-Dear Children of Nobodies, don't be decieved by your certificates; thinking that you will have a flashy Job. -Nigeria is equitable not Equally for all of us, NNPC NPA, CBN, FIRS and 82 other juicy places are not for you and me; except if your name is "Lucky or Destined" -"We" and "them" only have few things in common, such as identity Cards, Voters Card, BVN and National Anthem, but even our schools, hospitals, all services and everything is entirely different. -Kindly accept any work and appreciate it with all your heart to serve your father's land with all strenght or better if you kindly start any business today, because no one knows tomorrow. -Instead of a comtemplative dreaming to be in flashy office, why not you start by selling Firewood, Kuli Kuli, shoe polish, wheel Barrow, cutting nails and other simple works. -It's all depend on your instinct, style and capability to grow or transform the business. Don't be like other youths who are physically and psycholigically lazy. -Bill Gate, Dangote, Mark Zuck and others couldn't have make it if they waited for the Government or private employers. They believed in themselves, took the risk, the starting steps and today they are shaking the world. -Believe in yourself and your establishment more than the Government or private offices. They only make you their slave, while you make youself the master. -Don't wait for the world to shake you, shake the world in your own style, start thinking of the best posible ways to make a difference!. -Sir. Zaid Ayuba Alhaji {Sir. Kuli Kuli}. |
| Politics / Re: National ID Cards Ready For Collection —NIMC by lordsterlin(m): 9:56pm On Dec 29, 2018 |
let's make Nigeria work again by voting Atiku come February 16, 2019 1 Like |
| Politics / Rotimi Amaechi: When Truth Becomes Hate by lordsterlin(m): 8:17am On Dec 23, 2018 |
Why did Amaechi fail to provide handover notes but ran away from the convention of Handover on account of precipitate of saturated ego? Why did he go mocking the state, stating there is no money and he will see where we will get monies to run our affairs? Off- course this is after he emptied our monthly 1billon savings which had accrued significantly after three years, sold our strategic assets and made away with the proceeds. He then goes on to build himself a 4billion home in Abuja with a generous pension law to serve his "i don't like money lies", using our monies to fund campaign against our strategic political priority. Then you support him calling Miabiye's disgust against the idiocy HATE. Na huge joke all of una be, una no serious. Make una wait first. My hand still dey inside heaven. E go soon come out. When e come, we go see how things be. You can not be a supporter of stupidity and expect me to join you to LOVE stupidity. What i HATE is your stupidity defending Amaechi's stupidity. That HATE against all these stupidity swells every passing day as i see your stupidity rise with Amaechi's ego and assault on our values, dignity and shared heritage, as you sing in exultant magnification of this idiocy in the name of political loyalty. You can continue to call me HATE filled from your frustrated effort to bring me to terms with your LOVE & DEFENSE for stupidity. I sure will tolerate your idiocy. That capacity to tolerate you, i will acquire from every challenge you pose, rising from your attempt to blackmail and box me into a never to be successful effort at forcing HATE and GUILTY status into my mind and heart. Bros, I big pass that non sense. Check your self. It is my LOVE for VALUES that you HATE and call HATE. It is you that HATE my LOVE for VALUES. You are the HATE filled and frustrated one. I won't bath an eye lid over your HATE inspired invectives. I have watched you and borne you with patience. I will drive my LOVE to awaken the dead conscience of society with fullest sense of force and vigor . You will not win in this battle to darken our conscience and morals. We will win you and the forces of dark hell that drive you. Keep punching. I warn your though, that is hard to kick against the prick. Do not fall on THE ROCK you will break your bones. Worse still do not allow THE ROCK to fall on you. You will be grind into dust. AGAIN, I SAY BE WARNED. |
| Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Awarded Order Of The British Empire (OBE) Medal By Prince Charles by lordsterlin(m): 6:06pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
JessetariahMD:I share your views bro 7 Likes |
| Politics / Re: The Other Room by lordsterlin(m): 9:14am On Oct 18, 2018 |
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| Politics / The Other Room by lordsterlin(m): 8:29am On Oct 18, 2018 |
The other room
Where a woman pretends to be weak
So that a man can believe he is strong
Where a woman pretends to be foolish
So that a man can say he is wise
Where a woman stoops
So that a man can conquer. The other room where gods of men Become worshippers of women Where leaders of thought Become minions Of the bleeders of blood Where wielders of power Succumb to power. The other room Where the brashness of testosterone Yields to the bra straps of Estrogen Where the bravado of masculinity Is tamed by the wiles of femininity Where the turgid Becomes the flaccid Three rooms In a house One in which a man Believes he is king Two in which He realizes... A woman is god! |
| Politics / On Dangote And His Police Cars by lordsterlin(m): 7:52am On Oct 07, 2018 |
Something has bothered me. Police men riding in Dangote vehicles. I saw then in Owerri. They are all over Lagos. They are everywhere in abuja. They are all over Kano. How can we let a man sponsor the police? I have thought about it. Yes the police are poorly funded. And they have no functional vehicles. So can’t we just let those who have money donate money and cars to the police? Well, that makes sense. But what about stretching it further. So we let one man build and brand Judiciary courts. And we let another build and brand Nigerian prisons and we let another buy dresses for the DSS and leave his company’s logo on them. The police service is not the Red Cross or Boys’ Brigade. It is the soul of the state. How can the police that ride in Dangote’s vehicles contain Aliko Dangote and his company? The very idea of private sponsorship of the police corrupts the understanding of the average policeman. If the police can accept cars from Dangote, then a DPO can accept a cash gift from an Alaba trader to fuel them. Where then shall we stop? Certain things should be preserved. The criminal justice system must be protected from genuine and dubious philanthropy. They damage public faith in the neutrality and professionalism of those institutions. Dangote can donate cars and machines to hospitals. There are a million avenues to dispose trillions of dollars of charity in this country. Imagine Bill Gates funding the FBI. If Dangote is bothered about security then he can strike a deal with the government. He can fund the teaching hospitals and ask the government to give the money due teaching hospitals to the police. What else do you want me to say? The Dangote inscriptions on Police vehicles that litter this country makes her a Banana Republic. No, a pawpaw Republic. Why must his name be inscribed on them? Imagine rushing into a police station to report a case against Dangote. And the only vehicle available for the arrest is a brand new Police Chinese car with the name of Dangote written all over it. Who knows? Tomorrow it could be the turn of the Army. And you will see names of individual businessmen on their battle tanks. How did Nigeria get to this sorry state? 3 Likes 2 Shares
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| Romance / On The Craze For Perverted Sex by lordsterlin(m): 8:22am On Oct 06, 2018 |
When I was much younger, my mischievous and inquisitive mind conceived the legitimate, sacred act behind closed doors between mature, consenting adults (fathers and mothers) as the blissful connection of two hearts, exchange of deserved pleasure, an exciting emotional activity that is shared, the making of love between couples as an enjoyable, quiet, serene and pleasurable experience of showing affection. We often imagined it as a process where the wife- the receiver sleeps on the bed, whilst the husband, the giver, climbs unaided and unstimulated on the bed like a perfect gentleman, locates the proverbial pot of pleasure and soothingly, lovingly and graciously inserts his member and embark on a systemic sensual oscillation within the sacred primordial cavity whilst the receiver gets the signal of ecstatic pleasure. Fast forward many years later, in recent times, it seems to appear sex has replaced love making and the act has been westernized, adulterated, mutilated, perverted and immorally elevated to the level of bizarre inconvenience like a hostile, unhealthy competition, nay, a fascinating psychic sporting activity with so much noise and extra ordinary performance expectedly to win one another like a world cup final or the Olympics. You hear tales of men going hard, fast and furious like demented horses and you begin to marvel and doubt their sanity. Some do competition to know how long they can last. Viagras sell in Nigeria more than food. Alomo Kasapreko, that Ghana-manufactured sex stimulant and toxic mixture became more popular than Coca cola simply because the number of sick perverts quadrupled in Nigeria. Oh, how can I forget Baby oku? You want to kill the baby? Bomb dey ya head? You tie her down and make her scream like she is possessed with demons..... Neighbours can't even sleep well again because Baba wolimot is cracking the earth open with his lousy wife. Ye, Yo, Ya, Ha, Hi, Ho, Hu, Huh, kontinew. Fatasi daadaa. Your soundtrack is like you are being hounded in your dream with a cutlass-clutching mad man, Yeeeeeeeh!!!!!!! O pa mi o, onta mi, o se mi lese, no worry, he go kee you. Dey there... These herbal mixtures are now in attractive packages. Orijin onike is reigning and trending- you take toxic mixtures just because you want to be a horse in bed? What exactly do you want to prove? Preserving your ego? Who exactly do you want to impress? Trying to induce your sexual performance via Viagra and herbal mixture is sexual fraud! Obtaining by trick and false pretense! Using all forms of life-ending and Dick-whimperingpills to enhance your bedmatic performance is like taking a loan to provide excess meal, meat and drinks at your wedding- some people will still complain about not taking and getting anything! So, why bother? No single man can fully please a woman! She wants more! Drink a gallon of jedi and baby oku, a lady who will not be satisfied will not be satisfied! The one who will cheat will still cheat! And guess what? By the time these unpalatable mixtures take their ugly toll on your manhood and you can no longer perform owing to habitual loss of erection as orchestrated by the strange pills you have unfortunately introduced into your system in the ides of addiction, as your body has mastered the concoctions and can't function without them and even in spite of them, those women you live your life trying to show yourself an unsolicited superman and Baba Hero for, will leave you and get laid by other bedmatically competent guys who have swallowed weed and Jedi whilst you live! It is pointless to want to kill yourself in a bid to satisfy or altogether impress a woman. Taking excessive Agbo jedi, ale, Opa eyin, afato, Owo mewa, powerhorse, bullet, waafeekulaleyi,somolese, ogidiga, sowokansi, burantashi, fire for fire, apanimawagun, donidoni, iladi, gungomoju and manpower in order to boost your sex drive is getting immediate gain and postponing tomorrow's pain! You will regret it, trust me. If your natural strength can't please your woman, flee- she is not your size! You have taken an engine far bigger than your capacity! It is not a must you drill a big engine, find your size! Shoes get size. Don't let Sikira kill you for your mother. Tell her to go and meet Kiiremi Onkondo- let your children reap you- Je kan jere e. Don't die on top when you can beat a retreat. This piece is however not an excuse for you not to satisfy your wife o, don't go and do 'shuke shuke' and say Princewill wrote you shouldn't kill yourself in working your woman's ass up, you are on your own, other straying irresponsible guys will simply help you out. Anorknow nor dey that one. My emphasis is on using drugs to achieve those unsustainable sexual performance. Eat unripe plantain for iron and traditional garden egg for vitality. Thank me later. By the way, it is nt how well you can smack a woman's snatch like a raven mad Osiwin parapara dat makes her love you, love is not sex. |
| Religion / Did You Say There's No God? by lordsterlin(m): 4:07pm On Sep 28, 2018 |
#mytestimony# Sometime in 2015 my younger sister suddenly felt a lump under her breast and we feared the worst..she was taken to a clinic to ascertain what the lump was but was directed to UPTH where our fear was confirmed "CANCER" of the breast..Being a girl of 15yrs at the time she was visibly shaken to her toes..fortunately it was still at it's early stage so it was just going to be cut out..though we had to schedule for an emergency surgery in December which would be costlier than if we waited for January..for fear of the word 'cancer' we scheduled it for December..lots of rallying around here and there was done..half the RABAS was raised and we were good to go but OLUWA had other plans.. There is a mandate in my spiritual family that whatever material we feel the breath of God should come upon should be brought to service for blessings and my mother used water on that particular Sunday with faith in her heart for my younger sister to drink which she did drink with God knows her level of faith but when God decides on your matter not even your doubt can stop it..and so it happened that she woke the following morning to the disappearance of that lump on her breast because mercy said NO..various scans were undergone yet no trace of it was found till date.. So when next someone says there is no God I simply say NO SHAKING!! Though I know there is a SUPREME being somewhere anywhere that is watching over my affairs and i choose to call him GOD!!! #OBI.O#
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| Politics / Ibrahim Bunu Tells The Truth To Authority by lordsterlin(m): 9:09pm On Sep 10, 2018 |
Do you think you have seen Nigeria at her worse economic meltdown or seen the worse killings and religious wars yet? Well if you think so then just wait until our very dear PMB wins the 2019 presidential election then you'll know better... In the meantime, please ignore your hatred for reading and read this to the end because it is a wake-up call to all of us who wants things to get better in Nigeria. WHY ARE WE BLAMING BUHARI AND NOT OURSELVES! Written by IBRAHIM BUNU. In 2015, we changed a govt under which human beings and businesses fared well. The South watched as the Northern oligarchy, with the help of Lagos media, demonised the govt of the day, manipulated the electoral process to install a radical Islamist and we said nothing. 1. He appointed our Chief of Army Staff and Chief of Air Staff from his tribe/religion, we said nothing. 2. He appointed our National Security Adviser from his tribe/religion,we said nothing. 3. He followed it up with appointment of DG DSS from his village/ religion, we clapped for him. 4. He appointed Chairman EFCC from his tribe/religion; we kept quiet. 5. He appointed IGP from his religion and we said nothing. 6. He appointed Minister of Defence from his tribe and religion, we said nothing. 7. He appointed Minister of Interior from his tribe/religion, and we clapped for him. 8. He appointed CG Immigration from his tribe and religion, we were the more quiet. 9. He appointed CG Civil Defence from his own religion and region, we said nothing. 10. He appointed CG Prisons from his own tribe and religion and we hailed him. 11. He appointed DG NIA from his village, tribe and religion and we said it is his prerogative as President. 12. He appointed Chief of Defence Intelligence from his tribe and religion; we were the more quiet. 13. He appointed his kinsman, same religion, tribe and region the INEC Chairman, just to ensure he declares him winner even if he loses, and we equally said nothing! 14. He appointed the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice from his tribe and religion, we said nothing too! 15. A man is elected President and he concentrated the appointments of heads of entire security agencies in the country in one religion and region and you didn't notice it was in furtherance of an agenda? 16. Why is he so interested in having all the security heads from his religion and region? 17. Generals Obasanjo and T.Y. Danjuma, President Buhari's major supporters, have come out publicly to speak on their fears for Nigeria. The elders know Nigeria is sliding into great danger. Any moment from now, like they called Chief Obasanjo names; they will call Gen. Danjuma too. They might tell you it's because PMB has stopped corruption that the General is angry and crying. They won't tell you that General Danjuma is a very rich Nigerian already that do not need anything from govt appointees. 18. Once President Buhari returned from London, after his last discharge from hospital, at the peak of IPOB agitation, he made a national broadcast and launched "Operation Python Dance" to deal with IPOB. His Attorney General applied to court to declare IPOB a terror group and proscribe it. IPOB never killed a single Nigerian to our knowledge. 19. Uptill this day, the President has not made any broadcast on fulani herdsmen and their militant wing, that have killed and pillaged Nigerians in their thousands. Their leaders come out to take responsibility for such killings and they are still walking free. No arrest. No prosecution. It is an agenda. 20. Who do we now blame? We were warned but we didn't heed the warnings. We needed change so badly and anything but Jonathan was fine. 21. Chief Femi Falana, Pastor Bakare and other rights advocates, you have let Nigerians down. You spoke so vehemently against GEJ but kept quiet in the face of tyranny, injustice and killing of Nigerians under PMB. God will request the blood of the Nigerians who have died in the hands of the emboldened herdsmen,at your hands. As General Danjuma said, we are in real danger in Nigeria. Silence is no longer golden! IBRAHIM BUNU. Northern Integrity. 2019 is fast approaching, a chance we'll have to correct our mistakes and right our wrongs and to salvage what we have left, so please.... Kindly swallow your pride for the sake of humanity and share this message after reading it so that other people can read same and together we can make amends. 1 Like 1 Share |
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