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 Politics / Re: Pressure Mounts On Apostle Suleman & Sheikh Gumi To Contest 2023 Presidency by lordsterlin(m): 7:09am On Jan 10, 2020 |
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| Crime / This Woman Is A Child Thief by lordsterlin(m): 6:26am On Dec 24, 2019 |
My experience from Asaba to Port Harcourt today was with mix fellings. I joined RTC from Asaba to pH, on getting to Awo-omama (Imo state) , Our vehicle was stopped for visual search. We were asked to pull over. Our Driver: "Officer, we dey go pH oo". Police officer: who born dat boy?" Driver: "see him mother" Officer: "madam come back here. As soon she alighted from the vehicle, she gave the police officer a Tip & and the office declined. Officer: "na your son?" Mother: "yes" Officer: " when you born d boy?" Mother: "I nor remember o" Officer: "madam,so you know fit remember wen you born this boy?" Officer: " call your husband" Mother: put a call across and handed the phone to officer. Officer: Oga, I dey with your wife, when your wife born this boy"? Father: father couldn't remember too. While we were complain of the delay, after about 30mins ,one of us said "look back oo, they've stopped another vehicle" They one behind behind us was serious. After over 40 mins of interrogation, it was discovered that the boy was under the influence of drug. The boy was stolen/kidnapped from Onitsha and he's been taking to Owerri. I won't add pictorial evidence if am not SURE. They (women) both admitted committing the #crime I want to thank the Nigeria Police for insisting on the right thing. Parents !!! Watch over your kids/wards. #achienemevictorejiofor � 1 Share
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| Events / Brand Ambassador Wanted!!! by lordsterlin(m): 6:45pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Padded Recruitment List With Unqualified Persons –PSC Commissioner by lordsterlin(m): 6:10pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
Islie: I know of a guy in Rivers state who didn't go for the screening but got invited for medicals whereas his friend who participated in all the processes was excluded |
| Travel / Re: I Urgently Want To Travel To Cyprus This Year, How Possible? Suggestions Please by lordsterlin(m): 4:33pm On Sep 18, 2019 |
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| Politics / Why The Nigerian Foreign Reserves Keep Depleting by lordsterlin(m): 4:16pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
Nigerians has to imbibe true CHANGE in all ramifications for economic turn around Follow this Storyline: �� "Mr. David Ahmed Okoro started the day early, having set his alarm-clock (MADE IN FINLAND) for 6am. While his teapot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his clipper (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on his shirt (MADE IN THE UK), and designer jeans (MADE IN ITALY) and shoes (MADE IN THE USA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric cooker (MADE IN INDIA), he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his wristwatch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to his radio (MADE IN VIETNAM) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled with petrol imported from (SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying NIGERIAN job... At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), David Ahmed Okoro decided to relax for a while. He put on his slippers (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN SOUTH AFRICA), while fiddling with his mobile phone (MADE IN SOUTH KOREA), and then wondered why he cant find a good paying job in... NIGERIA.� He turned on his TV (Made in Japan) and watched Nigerian minister for Agriculture speaking on how difficult is it for CBN to meet up the weekly forex demands to the tune of $2.5bn by Nigerians to import anything and everything amidst the scarce forex in Nigeria. Mr. David Ahmed Okoro felt achy and sore in his left kneel, he decided to take two tablets of his TRAMADOL TABLETS (MADE IN BANGLADESH) to relieve the pain. Lying down on his bed (made in UAE) and wondering why NIGERIAN External Foreign Reserve has depleted to under $26bn which has translated to free fall depreciation of Nigerian NAIRA to US DOLLAR at INTERBANK AND PARALLEL MARKET RATES.......� In his kitchen, he has Rice (made in Thailand, Palm oil (made in Malaysia), Wheat Flour (made in Brazil), De-Rica Tomatoes Paste (Made in China) and Sugar cubes (made in Netherlands)." ==== Nigeria must produce In Nigeria what they consume, before any of the monetary policy of CBN can make sense! Only MADE in NIGERIA goods and items can grow Nigeria economy and help create jobs for the millions of jobless Nigerians. Any nation that import majorly foreign made goods rather than producing their own are hurting its people.... When we keep importing foreign made products into Nigeria, we keep importing poverty into our country and exporting jobs abroad... PLEASE SHARE FREELY TO ENLIGHTEN ALL NIGERIANS By Francis Okumagba |
| Politics / We Are Nigerians by lordsterlin(m): 4:38pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
IN CASE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN We are NIGERIANS -We call every toothpaste MACLEAN We don't care -We call every noodle INDOMIE We are like that -We call every insecticide SHELLTOX We can't help it -We call every detergent OMO It's in our DNA -We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there ” We are like that We are just like that -When NEPA takes light, we go out and,check if it's the whole street We are just like that -We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card We don't have a problem -We buy something,skip Instructions & ask neighbors how it's used We don't care -We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before going We don't trust anybody,,not even a machine that is made by man -We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going We are courteous -We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning, -We are like that -We cant change we are who we are. -we are NIGERIANS. . GOOD AFTERNOON FOLKS! ANONYMOUS! |
| Religion / Re: Police Seize Pastor Fatoyinbo’s Passport, Conduct Search On His House, Office by lordsterlin(m): 1:09pm On Aug 29, 2019 |
Beface: Probably he has a diary he keeps about his alleged rape victims. Didn't Nnamdi Kanu say 'Nigeria is a zoo'? |
| Politics / Re: Pius Odubu Emerges As NDDC Chairman, As Buhari Constitutes NDDC Board by lordsterlin(m): 7:47am On Aug 28, 2019 |
CGMedia:Edo state has APC National chairman, 2 Ministers and now NDDC chairman whilst Rivers state with the Rotimi Amaechi the self-styled leader of APC in the South-south has just himself as minister and a mere commissioner in the now reconstituted board. Lemme hear someone describe him as 'Lion of the Niger Delta' again 2 Likes |
| Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani: I Will Marry 3 Men, Build Houses For Them by lordsterlin(m): 10:29pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
Please come and marry me, I am available. I promise to take good care of you in the oza room TrendVibes: 1 Like 1 Share
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| Politics / Re: Minister Of Niger Delta, Akpabio Resumes Work One Hour After Swearing-in (photo) by lordsterlin(m): 10:25pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
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| Health / Re: Why Kill Cockroaches? by lordsterlin(m): 7:24am On Aug 19, 2019 |
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| Health / Why Kill Cockroaches? by lordsterlin(m): 11:24pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
*Health Education* *Cockroaches* Can survive a week without its head. Can survive 2weeks without water. Can survive one month without food Defecates on human food. Can trigger severe asthma attack. Spreads bacteria that can cause food poisoning and typhoid. A cockroach can kill you. If you don’t kill it first. These things are capable of the worst things you can imagine. They eat almost anything even fellow insects. Hair, books, sweets, meat anything- they will eat. They are attracted to human food. They vomit on the food. They defecate on the food. Absolutely disgusting animals. Some young cockroaches have been documented to crawl over sleeping human beings and crawl inside the ears, noses, and even open mouths. So if you have cockroaches in your house and you sleep sometimes with your mouth open and drooling, a cockroach can scroll in for a kiss.� Cockroaches have been known to spread at least 33 kinds of bacteria, including E. coli and Salmonella, six parasitic worms and more than seven other types of human pathogens. E. coli and Salmonella for example are classic causes of serious food poisoning, typhoid and diarrhea. So what to do? Prevent the environment that helps them thrive. That’s the main answer. Keep your cupboards, sinks, tables and floors clean and free of dirty plates, unused utensils and old newspapers. Clean your dishes, food crumbs and oil spills right away once you cook. Always store your food in airtight containers, and never leave your food out (even if it is pet food!). Storing up food in nylon bags and sacks like garri and rice is NOT the best for you. These idiots can eat through the sack and ruin that food for you. Don’t risk it at all. Seal cracks and gaps in walls, floors and openings around or inside cabinets. Also make sure that you seal gaps around pipes, plumbing, wall outlets, and spaces under the doors to your house and kitchen. From time to time, run hot water in spare bathrooms and little used sinks. Always check your bag and your children's school bags when they return home, as well as your shopping items before storing them. If despite all these measures, you still have a cockroach problem at home, contact a pest professional for assistance with elimination and prevention. Smack with a broom. Squash with slippers. Boil in hot water. Spray with an insecticide. Kill with a gun. Use whatever means you can. But don’t ever ignore. One cockroach can produce up to 1,000 new ones in a year to torment your life. Kill cockroaches now Before they kill you. So ladies and gentlemen. Do the world a favour: Kill a cockroach today. When you go to your friends house, as a show of goodwill, kill a cockroach. When you go to your partner’s house, as a show of love, kill a cockroach. Wherever you go, and you find one- kill it. Just do it.
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| Travel / Re: Nigerians Without National ID Card Won’t Get Travel Passports, Says NIMC by lordsterlin(m): 7:21pm On Aug 05, 2019 |
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| Politics / Why Touts Lead Us In Nigeria by lordsterlin(m): 12:51pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
Lekki to Iyana-Ipaja = N500 4,4,4,4,2 Arrangement = 18 Passengers Gross Revenue per Trip = N9,000 NURTW + Area Boy Charge = N2,000 Fuel = N1,000 Net Revenue per Trip = N 6,000. Now, let's say the driver is able to do 3 Return Journeys (6Trips) daily = N6,000 x 6 = N36,000 per day N36,000 x 30 Days = N1,080,000 Monthly = N12,960,000 every year! This is why after 3 years, he will contest Local Government Chairmanship, win it, collect more money, enter State House, collect even more, settle in Senate! Dear Graduate, NO JOB is beneath you. As far as you work diligently, you will stand before kings. Can you now see why we have touts leading us? Being a graduate doesn't guarantee wealth, for you to be rich you have to apply what you've not been taught in school to get rich. You must start somewhere. Start with something small today and be glad you did |
| Sports / Re: Henry Onyekuru Weds Esty In Benin by lordsterlin(m): 11:51am On Jul 26, 2019 |
ChemBrodar: TWENTY-TWO years getting married to his long time sweetheart, wonderful! Me I am 17 o
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| Politics / Re: Gbemi Saraki’s Nomination As Minister: Kwara APC Caucus Kicks by lordsterlin(m): 10:12pm On Jul 25, 2019 |
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| Politics / Re: Ministerial Screening: Ngige Blasts PDP (Video) by lordsterlin(m): 10:06pm On Jul 25, 2019 |
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| Politics / Re: Snake Chases Ondo Lawmakers Out Of Assembly, Falls From Roof During Plenary by lordsterlin(m): 6:26pm On Jul 25, 2019 |
OdumegwuOjukwu: Nnamdi Kanu concluded that 'Nigeria is a zoo'. With all the happenings so far, I am constrained to agree. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: "I Cannot Be A Governor And Not Be A Governor" - Godwin Obaseki Laments by lordsterlin(m): 11:02am On Jul 20, 2019 |
Gistvic: Obaseki is an ingrate!!! Did he win the governorship election by himself, someone definitely helped him and that person is Adams. If it was convenient for him to be governor despite he's lack of popularity against the PDP candidate then, is it not also proper that he remains puppet to the person who made his dreams come true? 2 Likes |
| Politics / How A Muslim Northerner Returned My Infinix Hot 7 Pro by lordsterlin(m): 11:41am On Jul 19, 2019 |
Dear Nairalanders, I have not been able to contain the immense joy exuding from my inside since Tuesday hence, my decision to share what some might call testimony. On the 9th of July, 2019 I boarded a Peugeot 406 cab at Lugbe enroute Berger in Abuja. I decided to charge my Infinix Hot 7 Pro using the the available car charger the driver an a middle aged Muslim from Kaduna state gave me. Upon getting to my destination, I alighted from the vehicle forgetting my phone which was turned off at the time in the car. I only remembered after I had gotten to Arab junction. Immediately, I tried calling the lines but it was a futile effort nevertheless I kept trying till Thursday 11th July before I eventually went to retrieve my MTN sim leaving the Airtel. In my mind, I will continue calling that line till Monday but if it remained unavailable then I'd move on. On Saturday morning after I returned from a powerful vigil hosted by Gateway International Church wherein Rev Ntia Ntia ministered with the power of God visibly present to heal the sick and deliver those oppressed of the devil. I decided to give the number a try. To my surprise, the phone rang. Then I quickly sent a text requesting for the phone to be returned as I was willing to pay him any reasonable fee he requested for his troubles. To shorten the story, the man willingly returned the phone without accepting any inducements from me. Friends, I am more than elated to finally have my phone back!
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| Politics / Re: Eucharia Ojukwu: Senator Elisha Abbo's Wife Died Of HIV/AIDS - Sister Tells Sun by lordsterlin(m): 3:50pm On Jul 08, 2019 |
Beremx: Its hard to believe the lady's story because if the man actually had HIV and was on treatment, he wouldn't be able to infect his wife and even anybody unless it was his wife who infected him with the virus. If the latter is true then one can understand why he became violent with her and denied her attention. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Celebrities / Re: Funke Adejumo Reacts To Rape Allegation Again Biodun Fatoyinbo By Busola Dakolo by lordsterlin(m): 12:00pm On Jul 04, 2019 |
Sanchez01: You've observed very well dear one. The Woman of God used tacit diplomacy to bring to bear her point. Indeed the House of God should return to its original state, which is a place for consolation and penitence. A place where God the Father is truly sought after and not a den or harbinger of satanism. |
| Politics / Re: Caption This Picture Of President Buhari And Osinbajo by lordsterlin(m): 2:52pm On Jun 30, 2019 |
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| Celebrities / Re: Deji Yesufu Calls For Gofundme For Timi Dakolo's Legal Battle by lordsterlin(m): 8:41pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
IamD18: Their intention is to milk Nigerians.
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| Career / Re: NNPC Or A First Generation Bank? by lordsterlin(m): 9:50am On Jun 28, 2019 |
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| Religion / Father, This Government Must Favour Me by lordsterlin(m): 10:44pm On Jun 13, 2019 |
Do you want to survive this four years of President Buhari? Then say after me; 'this government must favour me in Jesus name:
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| Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan's Dress To A Child Dedication Event (Photos) by lordsterlin(m): 8:35pm On Jun 09, 2019 |
Chai! Diaris God o
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