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Its not bad to give God from your surplus as a result of his blessings but give God "sharwama" each week and end up drinking Garri

Wetin concern me with thing wey no be me chop am After 3 abi na 5 children...I reserve my comment

HeapThat is a mobile book warehouse.Nice one,Mr BRT

MARKone:
Sad

The rate of perversion against little children, especially the girl child, is getting Alarming and calls for a more tighter, stringent punitive measures. Left to me, such offenders, if convicted, should be dragged to a T-junction and set ablaze.




Very silly of you. You must be one of those perverts roaming around. You didn't even reason that the victims identity would want to be protected, which is ideal.

I believe that everyone agrees with me when i say that it would have even been more reasonable to leave the picture out of the picture altogether.Thanks man!:-)

MARKone:
Sad

The rate of perversion against little children, especially the girl child, is getting Alarming and calls for a more tighter, stringent punitive measures. Left to me, such offenders, if convicted, should be dragged to a T-junction and set ablaze.




Very silly of you. You must be one of those perverts roaming around. You didn't even reason that the victims identity would want to be protected, which is ideal.

I am not perverted.It was silly of the Op to just post a random picture.Misguided pictures,really

....and she's still singleMarry your own make i come chop rice

Nairaland!!!Absolutely fake pic.Is it a 10year old girl that would have bigger boobs than some women on this forum

Poo factory .And that Lagos girl said she has the largest ukwu.Abeg go learn work

Pictures of the kettle and the water being boiled or adontblivit

Naija's Bruce Jenner

I havent been shocked yet. . .OMG,I have been shocked by the idiocy of the Op

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I came across this today...
25 Interesting,Fun Facts

1. You breathe on average about 5 million times a year.

2. Months that begin on a Sunday always have a Friday the 13th in them.

3. You are born with 300 bones, by the time you are an adult you will have 206.

4. The average lead pencil will write a line about 35 miles long or write approximatel y 50,000 English words.

5. One fourth of the bones in your body are in your feet.

6. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it.

7. The present population is expected to rise to 15 Billion by the year 2080.

8. The largest recorded snowflake was 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick.

9. The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.

10. The Matami Tribe of West Africa play their own version of football, instead of a normal football they use a human skull.

11. Coca-Cola would be green if the food colorant wasn't added.

12. During the 17th Century, the Sultan of Turkey ordered his whole harem of women to be drowned and replaced with a new one.

13. Coffins used for cremation are usually made with plastic handles.

14. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

15. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

16. Cockroaches can live several weeks with their heads cut off.

17. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. We dare you, give it a try!

18. Of all the words in the English language, the word "SET" has the most definitions.

19. Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

20. The world's oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9,000 years old!

21. Scientists have tracked butterflies travelling over 3,000 miles.

22. The silkworm consumes 86,000 times its own weight in 56 days.

23. If removed from the stress of the modern world, the average human would sleep about 10 hours a day.

24.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

25.Tigers have striped skin not just striped fur

Hope you enjoyed it all?Share your fun facts too.....

Iranu....Let her just bare the boobs for the "Vaseline Crew" to see na

HungerBAD:
The Lord is my Strength.

God no go let woman let me late for work.

Bye.

Work by 2:04pmI guess that should be omo-onile work

I found this somewhere on Facebook......
One day, two young boys were in the field, staring
at a lady bathing. Then the first boy started
running and so did the second one. When they
stopped the second one asked: "Why are you
running like a mad person?" Then the other
replied,
"It's because my mother said that if I ever look at
a
naked woman's body, I will turn into stone and I
felt something getting hard in my pants."
This just reminds me of the way parents lie to their daughters,that they would get pregnant if a boy touches them

Please Nairalanders,you could share your experiences with your "Lie-nus" parents.



Cc:Lalasticlala

Osinbanjo and Saraki Discussing how to steal public funds.No Shiit!

See how the woman pose with the gator.I remember those times when we pose with hands on waist just to snap pinshure

...And someone says he isnt gay

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Why the topic then?Channels Tv Newcaster caught kissing colleague on live tv.Nairaland..Seun..Mods..Ops.

Why the topic then?Channels Tv Newcaster caught kissing colleague on live tv.Nairaland..Seun..Mod's..Op's.

When some people stole the iron bars besides them,what then could wedge the bus?Buhari,DO SOMETHING!!!!!

Op,your sister was on Nairaland and she fell into gutter and you blame it on Aba roads.Smh

If you give me my money,Buhari will come and probe you.

Meanwhile,in less than 30minutes and this made FP. Op,you bad oh *In Niyola's voice*

Here,it goes.My list of top 5 sexies male artistes in no particular order:

1)FLAVOR NABANIA
Some fans refer to him as the hottest man who ever walked the face of the earth. He is very fashionable and
his looks, swag and music have proven to us over and over again that he indeed is one of the hottest in Nigeria.
You only need to watch him perform and how the ladies go wild when they see him to understand the kind of
impact he has.
2)PETER AND PAUL OKOYE
The very popular Nigerian musical twins, P Square have managed to steal our hearts with their perfect looks, ever amazing music and their well-coordinated voices and dance moves.
They are the living definition of sexy
without a doubt. They earned more recognition internationally after their hit collaborations with international superstars Rick Ross and Akon.
3)IYANYA
The Oreo crooner is known for his sexy looks, dance moves and songs.
He is very smooth and stylish. He is well known for his abs which are always left for our viewing on his videos and he sure knows how to keep us locked.
He is extremely good looking, and indeed deserves a spot on this list of the hottest Nigerian Men
4)BANKY W
This R&B star is smooth and the dude is definitely a charmer.
He has a way of getting to the ladies hearts, eyes and minds effortlessly. His vocals are soothing and his music is very appealing. He is stunning and sensual and his fashion sense is on point.

5.SEXY STEEL
Though his music to me is just boring and uninteresting,he has a very sexy body which many ladies die for.You may probably remember him as the guy with oiled 6pacs in Iyanya's Kukere music video.He has a well-toned body with a smashingly hot abs.
That is my list of 5 sexiest male Nigerian Musicians.Show your love by liking and commenting.Also,you could drop yours......


Cc:Lalasticlala

Here,I bring you a list of 50 Commonly Misspelt Words In English under 5 categories:

1.Stress and Pronunciation

Examples-Desparate for desperate,Secretory for secretary,Intergrate for integrate,Grammer for grammer,Benifit for benefit,Sacrilage for sacrilege,Warrent for warrant,Indiginous for Indigenous,Altar for alter,Formally for formerly e.t.c

2.Silent Letters:

Examples-Suttle for subtle,Omnisient for omniscient,Aquire for acquire,Ajust for adjust,Det for debt,Forein for foreign,Rythm for rhythm,Acquiese for acquiesce,Garantee for guarantee,Absess for abscess e.t.c

3.Double Letters:

Examples-Apointment for appointment,bussiness for business,disscus for discuss,essentiall for essential,accomodate for accommodate,adress for address,commitee for committee,embarass for embarrass,skillful for skilful(most common),fulfill for fulfil(very rampant)

4.Grammatical Changes:

Examples-Truely for truly,loveable for lovable,noticable for noticeable,dialing for dialling,omited for omitted,profitted for profited,benefitting for benefiting,timeing for timing,hopeing for hoping e.t.c

5.The Rule "I before E except after C":

Examples-Acheive for achieve,beleive for believe,hygiene for hygeine,decieve for deceive,recieve for receive,foriegn for foreign,seive for sieve,wierd for weird,cheif for chief,forfiet for forfeit

There you have it.50 commonly misspelt words.I hope it was informative as well as educative.Nairalanders take note.Please show love by liking and commenting.PEACE!!!



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I dreamt that all my topics on Nairaland were on front page and all my comments had nothing less than 2000likes

youngice:
my mates are landing on the moon
Flying to mars
Walking on the sun
And I'm here asking this useless sade to be my bae

Walking on Sun ke?Your life will never remain the same.Ndi Yellowbar sha. . . .Nice one!

HerexG:
First I really detest boarding school, why would I give birth to a child if I can't monitor the child's daily progress. I could recall a story of an old school mate of mine who her parent withdrew from a boarding school because of all manner of nasty things their female seniors make them do.

My advice is parents monitor the daily progress of your kids and stop leaving them in the hands of some teachers who gat their worries too

They should take the kid to a certified child Chancellor asap

Child chancellor

When his parents know they cant afford his education and he's schooling in LiverpoolBTW,Good one there Davido....

When his parents know they cant afford it and he's schooling in LiverpoolBTW,Good one there Davido