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If na Naija,the teachers go dey bobo us with English e.g Medulla oblongata,hydrostatic skeleton,ectomorph e.t.c. The thing wey their Papa no sabi.

But that guy has skill to be an artist sha! Very intricate

Is this news? Churches have now become businesses? When a pastor's net-worth is 150million dollars! They have forgotten that being Christian means following Christ and that Christ did not amass such wealth. They brand tap-water and olive oil and call it Holy and sell it for 10times the price. They forget that such things should be given freely if at all they are effective

Now,we understand why Buhari is stopping over briefly in the UK on his next holiday. Although,that briefly may be 1month cos I know he will do a compulsory check-up

kalufelix:
Sorry For Your Pain. It's Either You're Finally Out Of The Mess Or You Already Mastered The Depression. Withdraw From Thoughts Of Taking Your Life Or Harming Yoursef. No Matter How Useless You May Think You Are You Are Still On A Purpose And Your Star Must Not Shine In Your 20s Or 30s Or 40s & 50s Maintain A Close R/ship With Your God And Let No Man Deceive You.

What is this man saying?

Naughtytboy:
iam not with my parents, just telling u to use ur head and understand that no one wants to be dependent

And you are the one asking me about life. Anyways,thanks sha! I was bracing myself for a savage reply

Face It. Some youths are lazy. Sit down and let your talent erode. The only way out for them now is kidnapping or cutting someone's head for ritual. Smh!

Naughtytboy:
you are a fool, what do you know about life?

Pained Goat. He is one of them. So you are not ashamed abi? Go and join N.U.R.T.W at least and ease the weight on your parents na

He was fair when he was younger and now he's dark.

21years ago,he was carried. 21 years later,he is carrying himself. Those of you who are above 25years and are still staying with your parents and not just staying with your parents but you are still eating from Mummy's pot,collecting 100naira to stake a bet and 300naira to barb your hair,,,

Just remember that your village people are not following you. Your shadow is too depressing to be followed

Amberon11:
But Una get mouth oo

*In DJ Khaled's voice*
I got a mouth but i used my thumbs for this one

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Is this not that same scandalously dressed lady at Aremu Afolayan's birthday some time ago

At the same time,she looks like Bolanle Olukanni,the female co-host of MTN Project Fame after Adaora Oleh. Except that this one is heavier on top

Randy Policemen

They just want to take them to the station and spank them and bleep them for free

They are just using that one as pastime. In Lagos and Ogun State,the technique that the members of the force use is to harass Yahoo-boys,even 16year old boys with dreadlocks and 5th hand Android phone

No 40 Grooms-men
#Issokay

If you knew Iceberg before meeting Juliet Ibrahim,click Share

If you didn't know him before he met Juliet Ibrahim,click Like

Lets just hope he doesn't dump her when his career becomes a little bit brighter than his shadow

FarmTech:
Sinner normally use passages like these to fight criticism. But the bible told us when to judge and when not to. Don't judge people with respect to their eternal state. Don't judge a sinner when u are commuting the same sin. If u are a fornicator, don't go about preaching against fornication. remove the beam in ur eyes so that u can see clearly the speck in ur brother's eyes.
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On the other hand, we have the right to judge if an act is sinful or not. Before u can tell SB to forsake his sins, u must first identify sin by making a judgement. The bible never condemn this kind of judging. Yet u will see sinners quoting bible for u whenever u speak against sin.
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The passages below will help:

John 7:24 King James Version (KJV)
24 Judge not according to the appearance, but
judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 5:1-5 New International Version
(NIV)
Dealing With a Case of Incest
5 It is actually reported that there is sexual
immorality among you, and of a kind that even
pagans do not tolerate: A man is sleeping with
his father’s wife.

2 And you are proud! Shouldn’t
you rather have gone into mourning and have put
out of your fellowship the man who has been
doing this?

3 For my part, even though I am not
physically present, I am with you in spirit. As one
who is present with you in this way, I have
already passed judgment in the name of our Lord
Jesus on the one who has been doing this.

4 So
when you are assembled and I am with you in
spirit, and the power of our Lord Jesus is present,


5 hand this man over to Satan for the destruction
of the flesh,[ a ][b ] so that his spirit may be saved
on the day of the Lord.

Speak for yourself and not for another person. These pastors are self-righteous. They trample on the flock of God in their care. I am not judging anyone. The pastor is the one judging. I was just giving a candid advice to all. I am a Christian but i have loads of Muslim friends. I have some people you consider indecent as friends. But,I am not a sanctimonious,self righteous fanatic who criticises others but still have major flaws. What i know that i do knowingly or unknowingly(sin) is a shame so I wont even bother condemning another who does such. I have tried to train my conscience. Have a nice night

Danfo Oversteer a.k.a (Yiwo):

When you are staying in Lagos and you are a driver of that yellow bus and you want to escape from LASTMA,VIO or FRSC or maybe you want to make a sharp turn, turn to the steering wheel 360 degrees to either the left or right like 5times and ACCELERATE

johnime:
I need advise please my Bf claims he loves me so much even up till this point still begging me to stay with him n help him fight this battle. I'm 24yrs, he is 34yrs n the side chick is 30yrs.

To cut the story short she is pregnant for my bf n have refused to remove it only because she feels she is out of age n want to tie him down by all means saying "she knows he loves the gf so much but she just want 2carry his baby even if he is not there for the child".

My bf has begged her but she insist to keep it to him the reason why he started seeing her was because that period we had issues n since then she has been trying all her best to keep him by assisting him with money n the rest the painful thing is that when ever we have a fight he compairs me with her saying whats my passion let me go learn something the babe makes shoes me i just rounded services looking for job cos i want the Career kind of a lady thing.

I'm confused should i fight with him or just let go ??

This thread is for Falz and Cuppy. Create a new topic in the romance section. If it gets to front page,thank me later

PointZerom:
If he's not seeking for attention, let him disclose the pastor's name.

If he should disclose it,what would it change? More disgrace to the pastor. Bashing on Social Media. He is Smart!

A Feminist Approach will not help matters. Just as the males have failed so will the females.

The females will fight for women rights,provide enabling environment for learning and co-habiting with others for the girl-child but as usual,the focus will be on the female gender alone. Just as my oga Mynd44 said, give them more places in government but do not favour them over the males.

I pray if one day this happens,the feminists will concentrate their efforts to the North East and other areas of Nigeria to stop female suicide bombing, domestic violence meted out to males,kidnapping e.t.c. Anyone that says Women are not as criminal as men,i will say:
Cobwebs are gathering in your brain

PointZerom:
What is the name of the pastor that cursed him?

He didnt disclose the name for obvious reasons. But his family and circle of friends may know. Ask his fiancee.

Now,leave me alone and quote me no more cos I am being tempted by your signature

Kobicove:
Empty curses that have no effect...

Religion thrives on the Fear Factor

Some Pastors that get their powers from unholy sources will curse you and it will catch you bad bad!

PointZerom:
What is sheeple?

According to Freeze Advanced Dictionary,sheeple are the followers of these pastors
Although,the Bible said Overseers should take care of the flock of God in their care doesn't mean they should curse them or milk them dry of their hard-earned legal tender.
Do Not Put Them In Bondage!

The first sign to show me that you love me GIRL is to demand for my account number and pad my account nicely


I know you want the account number
Quote me and ask for it.






WAITING

KJV
Matthew 7:1,2
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.


Matthew 7:21-23
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Condemning another person is totally wrong. Cursing him that he will die in 2 years is worse. These pastors do not know their fate

James 3:1(NIV)
Not many of you should become teachers, my fellow believers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly.

Please do not judge others.
Please teach Biblical doctrine and not the doctrine of men that is common. Common may not be approved by God. The ones doing common things are on the broad path to destruction(Matt 7:13,14)

#FREE_THE_SHEEPLE &
#CURSE_NOT_THE_SHEEPLE

People always die due to brief illness nowadays. Either headache or purging. What is the state of the Teaching Hospitals? I'll tell you with my experience in Gbagada General Hospital(State Hospital) in 2008

Unqualified Doctors(not knowledge-wise though),dispassionate interns and nurses,ghost consultants,unfriendly matrons,lacklustre receptionists(that will only attend to you after greasing their palms with legal tender or threats),congested wards,unsanitary environment,inadequate equipments.The one that shocked me was borrowing syringe after using it on another person( Had to buy a new one for about 80naira).

NIGERIA

Gangster NSNS Boss
Woss wobi!!!
Won pe e!!!


For those of you saying 'Material no reach', i don't blame you. You think this material is like those ankara that you buy 250naira per yard?
#Baad_2017
#CDQ_YeahYeah

Worthless record
But thank God they are managing to hold on to their coach unlike Chelsea and Leicester that sack coaches with any small opportunity

But the topic said they gave birth on the same day. Thunder fire bloggers

Who is the mother among them sef? They should be sisters at most

You no want make them sell market?

Free the sheeple!

Maybe you are not using the original fast/flash charger. Try using the original charger not just any bb charger. That was how it was produced

15,500 naira Thieves! For phone of 40k. Na wa o

Let them not allow Beverly Naya into the reception or else she will come and re-enact the part of Rosie. Damn! That seductress