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2Baba is tall AF. Even though Annie is more than average in height and she is wearing heels, he is still taller than her. Google brought up 2.04 metres i.e 6ft 8inches

Bad step!
When they are not in Primary school!Do you think Baba Sikira will ever wash his uniform?

She looks like Shina Rambo abi B-Red... Let her mother wait on God to bless the real father's career and not push it on Davido because of 30 billion cedis abi pesos.
Wait,did anyone just notice that Davido did not attach currency to that shiit? What if it was bitcoin? What if it was even related to money? And Naija girls dey die for am. Smh!

pocohantas:
Ahnahn, this pic will be used as meme o

when you remember all the outstanding wedding bills
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Perfect meme! Lets us have a break from the usual Odunlade Adekola or Oshiomole

This will soon become a trend. People will start putting artificial blemishes on their skin. But daamn,she's cute

See that car in the distance. Is there no alternative route? If that trailer backtracks and smashes the car now,they will blame Buhari or Obiano

ladyF:
Blame it on greed. Thank God you came out unhurt, the ending could have been very different.

I won't be surprised if someone else falls for this tomorrow.

Make una come rate my new dp on a scale of 1 to 5. La dp la hot!

It's LadyF again.

La DP,,,La Scam!

Nairaland mods and sensational headlines are like 5 & 6.
They wrote : See what Juliet Ibrahim did. I thought it would be something scandalous

Thank God he is not a SARS agent. Maybe he will have shot the welder after he repaired the gun for him

Wedding Party 2 is coming early today

The despatch rider carrying Banky W & Adesua's IV just dropped an I.V near my leg when I was walking.

Seun Osewa,why does Nairaland no t have an evil grin emoji. I prefer using that to a smirk. Please look into it ASAP

I dont think its a regular full-time course of 4 years. A little bird told me it was distant learning programme he was running which could last about 6- 7 years sha. Judging from that daddy near him there in the last picture confirms my suspicion

Eco99:
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All i see is bush trees with nd algae infested walls

So called graduates cannot even have the common sense to pick a "good site" for their one in a lifetime picx

Worst of it a so called "popular actor" dat should hav professional experience is among the buffoons

Mtchewwww

#Eco99#

Hater Alert! Let me assume you are a graduate. I guess you and your coursemates did yours in a professional studio,abi? Thats my problem with Nigerians. Harmless pictures and you look out of the box to bring a stupid idea and attach to it. Even if you are a graduate,that wall they are standing close to is a beautiful fiasco compared to your dilapidated lecture halls.
Dont mind me sha o!
To those of you that will quote me saying I'm a fan of this actor, I say....
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I dont watch his movies.I just love his memes

5007 hp!!!
That beast can supply power to 170 domestic generators!
And that V16 engine wont be spitting like the now inferior V8.
If Only.....


This is the reason why Nigerian guys will continue kidnapping in diaspora. These fvcked up Arab Princes will buy it and park it in their penthouse, just to please their eyes meanwhile we go dey struggle to buy used Toyota Camry Pencil edition

Quite a beast!
Even Koenisegg Agera,McLaren P1, Lamborghini Elemento and Lamborghini Aventador are still around 2.9 secs in 0-60 mph acceleration.
But even if it goes from 0-60 mph in 1 sec,it cannot be used as ambulance na! All of that is just for quarter mile street races or Racing championship. It cannot be used to save lives!!!

schumastic:
No boobs?

Signed.

Vice Chairman,

Bachelors Club, Lagos Branch.

Which do you prefer? Small boobs,naturally beautiful,funny and smart or Big boobs,beautiful by means of 100k worth of beauty products and a clueless bimbo?
All of that chest is flesh and one day,it will sag. The smaller,the more bearable.
#BeautyOverBoobs

OMG!
Did i just see that she's gonna turn 50 next month?
* Goes on knees *
Father Lord, please give my future wife sense. Use your holy spirit to tell her to avoid bleaching creams so that she wont end up with green veins, black knuckles and disgusting cellulite!
Also,let her develop a good regimen of wholesome diet and exercise to keep her in shape...So,that these Slay Mamas of Instagram and Snapchat will be envious when they become abandoned,outdated,ugly,poor,illegimate grandmas at 50 and my wife will be looking like Regina Askia.
Also help me too to look good for her.
In Jesus Name
AMENNNNN!!!

She's crying because the money to be given to her family is gone with the wind. And probably, her parents will send her out again to die because of their greed!

And most importantly, her reward of studs in Paradise is probably delayed pending her release from police custody.

Gourdoinc:
I do not think I can be friends with a person who has ever or will ever eat a dog. to those who keep talking about how crunchy that animal could be when garnished with scent leaf. thy senses have surely vacated the brains

Chai,eat it with good Egusi soup and any swallow. Good substitute for 'Ogunfe'. Try eating the mouth and gums or ribs? Wonderful biscuit bone! Try the ear? Wonderful cartilage!
This own don make dog-meat hungry me.
Iya Ekaette!

Just donate him to the '404' cause

The ear be like la.......... own when he dey dance shoki!

The next thing we will hear is :
Katsina goat herdsmen kill 7 farmers

Who wan die? But this photo is disturbing o! And concerning the rate of boat mishaps in 2017. Hmmmm!

I dont know why Chidoka bears an uncanny resemblance to the Classic Man

This was not a debate. They just threw jabs at each other especially Obiano and Chidoka. The only people that really had something to offer were Obaze and Chidoka. Obiano was just quoting inflated figures saying that the IGR was 550 billion when in fact it was only 49 billion. He also wants to build a 4th airport when the roads are bad,when there are erosion gullies even in the capital and there is no efficient rail system! Smh

This election is basically between Chidoka and Obaze if things go well

2 to 3 weeks after shipment? Thats too long!
Meanwhile,i just saw the Kiicaa on Jumia for 26,500. Thanks anyways

bobo65:
Whatsapp me 07032443577

I have an oukitel c8

And today is aliexpress discount day, I can get this phone for u for 21, 500 but it's about 2 to 3 weeks delivery after shipment, tho can be faster sha

I'm not on whatsapp o. I'm using a small phone. My phone got stolen

Can i get the kiicaa power newly used with all the accessories from someone in Lagos? Its out of stock on Jumia. My budget is 27k and i can come and pick it up myself if you stay around Ogba, Berger or Ikeja. If farther,you can also drop it off for me and i will add extra money for t-fare. Please drop your number if interested!

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A 101 year old woman put to bed? This wan pass Sarah and Abraham

I thought it was to stabilize the current and control power surge...Just like a stabilizer and i guess it acts as a rectifier to convert AC to DC

Benin mythology sef...Thank God i'm not from Benin if not,I would be breaking their traditions steadily.
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Me wey never see my scalp in over a decade now,I go kon shave my head because Oba die?
BTW,the man has died since and they were just stalling the news to get a new Oba in place...Same with the Ooni of Ife

He's a good coach but thinking he was planning to resign after last season and when their hopes became high this season,he planned to retire there...Anyway Kudos to Leicester from a 5th place team supporter

Upon say Wizkid short,he's still a head taller than Chidinma? ...I like short girls tho

Wizkid wants another baby-mama...BTW I believe Vector and Flavour have something to going with Ms Kedike(especially Flavour) cos the Chemistry is so strong...Just like Falz and Simi