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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Opens Up About His Affairs With 'miss Kedike', Chidnma Ekile by lordtim001(m): 8:10am On May 03, 2016
Wizkid wants another baby-mama...BTW I believe Vector and Flavour have something to going with Ms Kedike(especially Flavour) cos the Chemistry is so strong...Just like Falz and Simi
Politics › Re: Gov Obiano Launched Helicopter To Monitor Herdsmen by lordtim001(m): 8:06am On May 03, 2016
If this reaches FP,i'm sure the mod would post it as:"Fulani Herdsmen crisis and Governor Willie Obiano did this" grin
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage/tunji Balogun: Fan Rudely Responds To Tolu Oniru's Instagram Post by lordtim001(m): 8:03am On May 03, 2016
Why Tee-Billz all the time?I'm sure they will move this to FP...Everyday since last week,we must have at least 3 threads on FP about Tiwa,Tee-billz or the celebrity friends...Na wa Oh!
Politics › Re: Gov Obiano Launched Helicopter To Monitor Herdsmen by lordtim001(m): 7:58am On May 03, 2016
Governor Obiano continue the good work...And to even think that he is from APGA and neither APC or PDP,the other "lukewarm" parties like Fresh,Hope,KOWA,SDP(even CPC that came second to PDP in 2011) e.t.c should sit up and re-strategize because Presidency isn't for APC or PDP...I drop my pen
Politics › Re: Gov Obiano Launched Helicopter To Monitor Herdsmen by lordtim001(m): 7:46am On May 03, 2016
He should monitor the beheading of those Fulani herdsmen...And to even think that i used to look upon them and treat them compassionately
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Just one year into his reign of "change",and Nigeria is surely being "changed"...Please dont quote me.I'm politically neutral
Celebrities › Re: Drake’s ‘one Dance’ Breaks Adele’s ‘hello’ UK Streaming Record. by lordtim001(m): 7:42am On May 03, 2016
K...But i hope Wizkid doesn't have a hand in the success because it was as if he was singing inside a pool(I think they call that cameo appearance)...Good job Drake


#INeedAOneDance
Education › Re: What Course Can My Sister Study With This Waec Result by lordtim001(m): 10:48am On Apr 22, 2016
Is there anything like C8?






I dont know why i have a feeling that this is your result...Absolutely,you/her would make a good lawyerhuh



Our gate house isn't occupied.....
Crime › Re: Phone Number 419ners Now Use to Defraud Nigerians by lordtim001(m): 7:16am On Apr 22, 2016
Do you know that one called me one saying he was from GTB was and that my ATM would be blocked and that i should tell him my details: My name,the number at the front and back of the ATM card.He even asked for my pin....It was then i knew that he was trying to duplicate my ATM card and ask for my pin to "move" all my cash.


Please Beware!
Crime › Re: Motorcyclist Lures, Rapes Pupil In Hotel by lordtim001(m): 4:26pm On Apr 21, 2016
When i saw the topic,i was interested...I just wanna ask a question:"Gave her what"...What did he give her?Pregnancy?Mtcheew!!!





As for Mr Imo,you shall die a rapist!Pervert!
Education › Re: 2016/2017 Complete WAEC Time Table Now Available by lordtim001(m): 9:52pm On Mar 14, 2016
Engineermbugame:
Wrote mine,3years ago. 4b3,4c6 and A 1 in marketing ,studying busines administration.
Who ask you,Mr Man?Imagine,your title is Engineer and you are studying Bus.Adminhuh
Celebrities › Re: Davido And His Celebrity Barber For The Past 12years [PICS] by lordtim001(m): 1:46pm On Jan 08, 2016
Davido doesn't barb style na...Just lowcut...But that barber will be a millionaire now o...Davido,consider me o.I can cut hair anywhere(nose , nyash, ....e.t.c)

#No Homo undecided
Celebrities › Re: Timaya, Reekado Banks At Oritsefemi’s Birthday Party (photos) by lordtim001(m): 1:39pm On Jan 08, 2016
Na so!!!Even Diego Costa is claiming 26...I wee eat my head if that OritseFemi man is 31...So that means Banky W is older than him?....*Falls down from ewedu tree*
Science/Technology › Re: See The Huge Snake I Killed In Our Village Farm This Afternoon. (pics) by lordtim001(m): 1:32pm On Jan 08, 2016
Every snake i killed was a hit...From rattlesnake to anaconda yet only me gree chop am...Vegetarian ti take over.Iyalaya Carnivores...Egbon Op,if you want a bigger snake,come and collect it.God Bless You!
NYSC › Re: Back To Back Speech Using NYSC Allawee by lordtim001(m): 1:25pm On Jan 08, 2016
And this made frontpagehuh Mods,abeg leave trash topics/posts For Lawma
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Finally God Have Done It For Me Wit A Job by lordtim001(m): 1:19pm On Jan 08, 2016
Oboy even people wey dey talk trash for Romance section don dey fire prayer.Congrats Bro.Just wanna say this:

Every job opportunity was a hit.From clerk to manager...Teekem ti take over.Iyalaya poverty!

#Leave Trash For Lawma.
#Baba God Pick Up
Fashion › Re: Chinonso Opara, Miss Toursim Nigeria World Delegate Stuns In Swimwear Shoot(Pic) by lordtim001(m): 12:49pm On Jan 08, 2016
So the mods cannot spell Tourism?Rotfl.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 5:16pm On Nov 10, 2015
gagewonda:
BRO same wit myn although myn isnt married yet bt she is dating a jw she doesnt even love. she still call me to tell me how short he is and how he isnt wat she wants in a man and all. also during my fraternizing wit d jw's i realised alot of their marriages are broken.
Everyone is happy to serve their God with a partner who shares their belief.Many stories of those who went contrary to that command shows that the spouse(mostly women)end up derailing and stop associating with us altogether...Even to convert and marry is dangerous.So,sticking to that command is best
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 5:11pm On Nov 10, 2015
brocab:
Quote> We pray to Jehovah through Jesus?
Isn't Jesus good enough to pray to Him directly-it shows clearly the JW's have used that old pagan religion the Catholic's had used for centuries, in their case they worship Mary-only to recognize Jesus through her.
In your case its Jehovah.
Jesus said: I and the Father are one-meaning to say Jesus is God's seed. There's no other way into heaven without Jesus, God gave His Son all His authority.
Matthew 28:18 "Then Jesus came and spoke to them, saying "All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on Earth.
Praying to Jesus directly, God hears, the problem is you don't preach Jesus-you preach the watchtower, these are the books you leave in every neighbourhood.
I have studied with the JW's I have sat in your temples, I found every time I had enter in, the teaching is all about the watchtower, not once had I heard the bible even mention. Of course you have your own written bibles-like the Mormons do.
Yearly the JW's re-write your bible. Jesus had warned us not the change anything that's written in the bible, and you have done just that, you have your own written bibles-separating the truth from God, like the Mormons have.
You say you know God with your lips-but your hearts are far from Him, Jesus said: by their fruits you will know them, and your fruit worships only the watchtower.
So if you want to pray,you would end your prayer with:In God's name,i have prayed?Please answer me because i dont see how anyone has a problem with praying in Jesus name and i dont see where Catholicism comes into play...Its general and BTW,if you dont have anything resourceful to say or a meaningful question to ask,just keep your thunbs outta this thread....Let us serve God the way we want to
Romance › Re: Photo: When You Are In A Long Distance Relationship. by lordtim001(m): 7:45pm On Nov 09, 2015
Cutehector:
Chei. Hw will dey cope with sex
That's the only thing your retarded brain could think of undecidedYou didn't talk about how they would go to Church?:-/:-/:-/
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Evangelist Over Rape Of 13-years-old Girl by lordtim001(m): 7:41pm On Nov 09, 2015
Where are the hypocritical guys bashing Jw's yesterday?Come here o
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 7:28pm On Nov 09, 2015
Alani86:
"Fear sin"? That's rather a funny statement! Well, the facts of the word of God can never be understood and adopted by people like you; "common rational thinking people". They are meant for those who live by Faith.

You better put aside every weight and ask God for the real WORD/TRUTH. This has nothing to do with all the letters(greek, hebrew, etc) you've so much familiarized yourself with, because they (letters) kill! Isaiah 44:25 and 1Corinthians 8:1b.

In conclusion, hell is never a resting place sir! Rather, it is full of torment, torture, agony and regret; Matthew 13:42.
Sire,Hell is different from Hellfire.Hell is Hades,the common grave of mankind while Hellfire is the main topic of discussion.Hellfire is NOT real
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 7:22pm On Nov 09, 2015
Lorax:
Mr man if the donation is almost null and void. Why insist that I donate before I'm given a magazine?
Dont misunderstand me!I said it is almost null and void if you do it grudgingly and not from your heart.And second,we do not insist.If you express desire to read the magazine without donation,you would be given..Its called:Voluntary donation...Or do you think its the meagre 50bucks that you drop that could print such beautifully illustrated and articulated magazines?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 7:20pm On Nov 09, 2015
Lorax:
Mr man if the donation is almost null and void. Why insist that I donate before I'm given a magazine?
Dont misunderstand me!I said it is almost null and void if you do it grudgingly and not from your heart.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 12:51am On Nov 09, 2015
*Dancing*.The U-17 Cup is ours,mehn!
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 12:26am On Nov 09, 2015
From my experience in school,during their song sessions,,,they always say/sing something like:"Jesus is a Mighty God"...Yes,Jesus is a Mighty God but Jehovah is the Almighty God meaning that he is greater than Jesus.The same song also contradicts the Trinity doctrine...Jehovah is Almighty,Jesus is Mighty and the Holy Spirit is God's active force....Get your dictionary if you dont know the meaning of those words
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 12:18am On Nov 09, 2015
In another news
Nigeria scores again!!!Two-nil! grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 12:07am On Nov 09, 2015
For you that says John 1:1 points to Jesus as God,i guess you are so gullible to see that Jesus had a Father in heaven,God...While he was on earth,when he prayed,who did he pray to?Or he was being stupid by praying to his own entity in the heavens?Or he "cloned" himself?

For more info,read the whole of John Chapter 1.Could God come and live among men or transform his own life to a foetus and be born imperfect?Think too,that when the Bible says that all things came through him,the Bible also mentions Jesus as the Master Worker at Collosians 1:15,16;Proverbs 8:22-31....Even the angels were made with Jesus' help.Dont get it twisted...Its just like a prospective landlord handing over the building of his house to a contractor although he may come from time to time to monitor the progress.Its that simple!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m):
The earth was made to be inhabited...Its the inhabitants that made it bad and that is why,after the wicked ones have been destroyed,the Earth would be ready for the meek ones to inherit....Only the 144,000 anointed ones would go to heaven and Mind you,they are there to rule with Jesus Christ
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m):
Lorax:
Their magazines are awesome, no doubt. I've lived with some of them and I have them as friends.They are wonderful set of people though. Let's be honest, they are biased in many ways.
1. They don't sing any other Christian songs even hymns and they expect you to sing their's.
2. They claim their magazines are free but when it's given to you, a donation is expected and if you decline you are given this evil look. I've seen instances where you won't be given any if you won't donate.
3. They have ridiculous rules.
4. They read the Bible out of context.
5. They claim to know the number of people that will inherit the earth.
1.We dont expect you to sing our songs.Dont get it wrong.Because we do not sing your hyms doesn't mean we'll force you to sing ours.Even when you come to our meetings,you will not be forced to sing along.

2.Donations are voluntary.If you feel that the person's looks will pressure you to donate,will the same person's looks give you money when you are broke.The only reason why you are given that look is because your "flimsy excuse" behind it.Dont feel compelled to do it because its almost null and void if you don't donate cheerfully and willingly

3.Please,expantiate on the examples of these "ridiculous rules".

4.Some complain that we read the Bible out of context or give an explanation out of context because of the logical reasoning that comes into play in Bible books like Revelation.You may see it as out of context

5.The Bible clearly states at Revelation 14:1-5 that 144,000 stand with the Lamb on Mount Zion and that these ones were brought from mankind.Standing before the lamb indicates physical presence and as we know,Mount Zion represents God's Kingdom in Heaven...So logically,it means that it is 144,000 delegated ones who will be there in addition to the already present angels,Jesus and his Father,Jehovah...
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 10:19pm On Nov 08, 2015
The anticipated coming of Christ or ressurection of the patriarchs in 1914,1919,1975 e.t.c were just speculations..Those who did anything to "prepare" for that did that at their own cost and risk.
Even Jesus did not tell his disciples when the end would come(those speculations were a link to the world's end).He said that only the "Father",Jehovah God knew when the world would come.Even Jesus did not know.So if anyone carried a news of the world's end,it was a mis-speculation
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 10:07pm On Nov 08, 2015
#Proudly Jw!
To do my best,i have provided references for you to read on concerning FAQs or better still,visit our website www.jw.org...Select Bible Teachings and the rest of the site is very accessible.

1.HellFire
Watchtower 2012 October 1 pp12-14

2.Heaven
Watchtower 2012 August 1 pp21-23

3.Trinity
Awake 2005 April 22 pp5-7

4.Celebrations
Keep Yourselves in God's Love Ch 13 pp 1-26

5.Archangel
New World Translation Glossary;Watchtower 2010 April 1 pp19

If you are so angry that you cant consider our references,please do your personal research.

And if you feel that we are keeping all the "hot chicks" to ourselves,we follow the Bible's clear command to "Marry only in the Lord".That is why,we too,do not have anything more than casual to do with the "hot chicks" outside our organization.
Concerning blood transfusions,read Keep Yourselves in God's Love Ch 7 pp 1-28

Thanks....And please,keep visiting www.jw.org and you can find the same content in your mothertongue!


P.S:WE ARE NOT PERFECT!
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by lordtim001(m): 9:35pm On Nov 08, 2015
RaeMystix:
The only fact I know about Jehova's witness folks, is that they do waste my damn time.
That was really mean...Have you ever expressed your desire not to welcome them in and they force you to?I guess you are one of the "pretenders" who behave as if they are really into them...I pity you!

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