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RaggedyAnn:
No. Didn't you hear? The guy is broke.

Kidding, . Even if I were looking to hook up, he's way too young and way too ho.rny. I wish him the best, though.



Why does Nairaland change ho.rny to hot Imagine that! Please try randy, lustful, or libidinous. Hot is very misleading.

omo! O gb'eebo gaan ni òooo paapa julo, libidinous

magically thunderous

when you married at 21,why didn't u tie your womb and get more money if you think work was more important than your family?

what diff does it make tying it at 26/27 even without yiur hubby's consent?

that way too gross an offense in a marital affair










I just wish your hubby throws his calmness out of the window and gives u what ur action deserves

Pidgin2:
What of people that marry single women with 6 kids, yours just has two and you are here asking us if you should marry her as if we are the ones that will live the rest of our lives with her.

N.a. made men dey do that thing or women whose children have grown.

Alennsar:
I cant advise you to marry her cos d way I see tins here she's a wayward girl. how can she bore two children for just boyfriend ha! but if you know you can cope with her best of luck den.

exactly!
she come open toll gate for bros too soteeh he no pay toll fee








issorait!

MYDEBBY:
Thanks a lot Loshybab you made a very wonderful contribution sincerely she has been struggling to come to my house but I always use my job to give her excuses,I will do well to cut off from her as soon as possible. Thanks once again.Let another man carry on and not me.

you welcome anytym!

Souqwaqif:
Thanks a lot mydebby just said my mind.

I guess you're the same person bearing the MYDEBBY moniker

Souqwaqif:
Let's I forget she introduced me to two of her sisters one of them her senior and the other her junior,she also told her kids to be calling me daddy which I am not comfortable with,what do I do?

This part of the story really cracks my ribs

To the situation, I'm not married but I personally think the young widow is overwhelmed by your care and financial contributions, which you did out of sympathy. I assume the kids also got along well with you during that visit which is why she feels you will make a good foster/step dad to them.

That you're married doesn't even bother her,owing partly to your wife being away.Look man,this is a woman who has missed the warm embrace of a loving man,so you shouldn't be surprised about feelings.

On the other hand,i understand your fears as a married man,but you collecting her contact in the first place raised more questions on your intentions but u were just disappointed by her marital status thereby turning it to sympathy.

Sir! if you really mean to discontinue the affairs but wish to maintain the financial support,you have to cut off all communications with her asap even on social media,under the assumption that yiu already have her account details coz I do not think sitting her down and having a heart-to-heart talk is gonna work here.













NB:Hope she doesn't know your place of abode coz if she does,my bro.......,,,you are in trouble and will take more than giving her a attitude for her to stop visiting.

GOODLUCK!

This thread has been really helpful. thanks to the op


I got a regret mail but wish the lucky applicants all the best in the next stage of the recruitment process.

MzDeeb:
I don't see it as a right to collect transport fare from a male friend i go visit. When its not like it was written in d constitution.

Iif we go out together.. I pay our t. Fare. Though he frowns at it. But then again i always do explain to him that there's nothing there.. Not like i have excess money.. But to me its just common sense.. We should just learn to be considerate. Just because he is a guy doesn't mean he should bore all my expenses.

What a nice farm you've got?

murphyibiam15:
don't think you are important here...probably you are new here.

and how can you talk to me...you can only write and not talk here...iti

the 'madam' na JJC.....Free am!

Southyqueen:
he told me he waz goin to pee so i followed him to the bathroom and held his manhood for him...that the craziest thing i will never forget

is he physically challenged?

ndidibabe:
A colleague at work who is still breastfeeding her baby told me how her husband sucked her breast for close to an hour last night while they were making love.

According to her, the husband said he has missed a lot not to have been sucking the breast milk since as he found it sweet and pleasurable. My friend doesn't find the act interesting but just wanted to please the husband.

For me I think the husband is just a pervert. Besides, won't the baby be infected by sucking the same breast with a full grown man as it seems this will now be done on regular basis?

why is it not proper/healthy?

Or is boobs milk now being given nafdac reg. no now?

Bandwagon:
I'm in my early 30's a graduate but presently unemployed tho I have one or two things I do online to make an income but it's never enough.

Now bearing my age in mind, I'm having the inclination to start a family thank God I have a place of my own so accommodation is nothing to worry about. Feeding too isn't an issue. The only issue I have now is the basics requirements to make a comfortable living.

Would it be wise for me to take a woman considering the added responsibility talk more of putting her in the family way.

I'm also of the opinion that I may be motivated to work harder and think smarter when I have responsibility he's staring at me. Perhaps my limited responsibility isn't enough motivation to make a breakthrough.

I just need reasonable advice on what to do in this kind of situation because tone is not really on my side anymore.

Finally, can I still find a lady out there who wouldn't place too much financial burden me. I'm just scared of not being able to fulfil my responsibility as a man if I choose to settle down and that can be very frustrating especially if ones partner is a nagging one.

Too many things on my mind. I just need someone to relate to.

In your early thirty,if at that age,you're feared you might fail as a married man,then I bet the fear will continue to stare at your face till you clock your early 40s.


The best way to allay your fears is to face them. Your time starts now bro. goodluck!

freshyabstel:
I am a young guy based in Abuja and I am going through a difficult time in my life to make decision on life partner.

I am seeing two girls, both are yoruba girls, graduate, beautiful and doing well for themselves, one is a Barrister and the other is a fashion designer.

Now the Barrister drinks and smokes, bossy and don't like being spoken to in a certain way (Like advising her to stop all of those unhealthy habits, she gets paranoid and says "I met her like this and she isn't going to stop or I should learn to be with her like this" NB: I don't smoke or drink. Now she's a nice girl but crazy, we have genotype compatibility. (AA + AS) She's old enough to settle down but she isn't exhibiting virtues in that regard. Like I told her I was coming to see her last nyt from and she said u shouldnt come because we had a little misunderstanding, but I insisted on going, I got to her house at about 10pm and didn't meet her at home, I waited for her up until 3 am this morning, she came back with a couple of friends all drunk with the smell of cigarette all over them all. I just helped her from the car (bcox she was apparently drunk) took her into the house, we had a brief talk and she slept.

Now for the fashion designer, she's godly, beautiful and crazy too, but she doesn't smoke or drink, and we have genotype incompatibility (AS + AS), she complains at every little thing that is not perfect and she like her bidding to be done eggs, I was talking to her about an estate I saw that I would love us to live there when we settle down (if I'm gonna get married to her) but she declined and said, no that it's too far from town, for crying out loud we are both mobile so I don't see distance as an issue and it not far at all, it's just that all her live she's never been off town, now my choice of the estate is because of constant electricity. Please I need brilliant advice, I want to settle down and I don't want to miss it.

THANKS MOA

my advice is there is a third lady you didn't mention, who is homely,beautiful, a graduate,genotype compatible and hardworking BUT might not be up to the other ladies' standard just yet.....go get her man!







I guess your Wi-fey ultimate search is yours alone to run.Goodluck!

adeniyimam:
Wat departm
ent and wat was dha interview all about?

human nutrition.....it was both written and oral containing questions related to the department or course applied for.

mrphysics:
Alright dear. Sorry at the bold line. This one I am not taking it serious, God will help me, but towards the exam time, I shall soak myself in book

no problem bro

delishpot:
He thinks he is sooo special and important hence his resignation would hurt us

Then he's obviously not thinking right



Like someone rightly said,that man is a big mistake as far as this administration is concerned.

Physika:
Which department?

Human nutrition

georgen2u:
Dear Nlanders am just a jobless Graduate that managed to raise some money through menial jobs got a house and OK now

Then I struggled and raise 500k I have always have passion for Agriculture
However I need a low agric business or farming I can use the money to start and be sure that in less than 12 months I will start earning

Am new to Ibadan central
I don't have access to land
Please don't mock me I need help

I wouldn't mind partnering with anyone living close by
My whatsapp number
+234 817 279 1196

whatever you have passion for and you sure will generAte returns even if it's just smiling

Freetech:
Leasing for 2 to 5 years also available. Give me a shout if you are interested.

Modified
Please take note that there is no more land for leasing. All our remaining land is for outright sale.

where is the route to that apete-akufo area pls?
How does one get there I mean?

Freetech:
Leasing for 2 to 5 years also available. Give me a shout if you are interested.

Modified
Please take note that there is no more land for leasing. All our remaining land is for outright sale.

where is the route to that apete-akufo area pls?

maximilano:
The issue of keeping one Nigeria is fast coming to the front burner and it is essential to know what we want. Kindly drop your reasons for or against the breaking up of Nigeria. No insults or hate speeches.. Please be objective, thanks.

una mean say i go dey do visa or go need int'l passport before i go fit see my beautiful girls for north?














una get boil for yansh b dt abi

information1:
Ahead of the fulfillment of the promise to open the budget of the National Assembly to the Nigerian public, (#Opennass), the President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki, has vowed to resign, if the 2017 budget that would be sent to President Muhammadu Buhari, did not contain the details of the line by line disclosure of the budget of the National Assembly.

Saraki said this through his Special Assistant on Social Media, Bamikole Omisore, in an exclusive message sent to Post-Nigeria, on Friday night.
If you remeber, that the Senate Leader, Ahmed Lawan, had on Thursday, said the National Assembly would ensure that the 2017 budget is laid before Buhari for his assent, hopefully by next week.

“ The line by line of the National Assembly Budget, a key part of the #Opennass, is a done deal. Will be laid with 2017 budget, ” Saraki tweeted.

In a swift reply, Aye Dee, a vibrant Social Media Commentator, via his twitter handle said: “When shall we get a #PromiseKept hashtag for your personal promise to make the NASS budget open?”

Reacting, Omisore speaking on behalf of his boss, Saraki, insisted that the 2017 budget that is yet to be submitted to the President for his assent, will be laid side by side with the details of the National Assembly budget, or he will resign.

“You should. If the 2017 National budget is passed, and you don’t have line by line budget of the National Assembly, I will resign, #Opennass”, he tweeted.

Saraki came into office in June 2015, promising accountability and transparency; promising to open the budget of the National Assembly to the public.

With N23.347 billion in 2003, the National Assembly’s budget now stands at about N115 billion, representing over 492 percent rise in 13 years.
Until 2016, the budget had often gone as high as N150 billion.

In 2010, when the budget hit a shocking record sum of N154.2 billion, David Mark, Saraki’s predecessor, decided to block Nigerians from knowing details of how the National Assembly’s jumbo allocations were spent, especially how much members earned in allowances, thus, wrapping up the Federal Legislators’ finances in utmost secrecy.

Saraki clinched the Senate leadership position in June 2015, months after Buhari was inaugurated as Nigeria’s President.

https://informationengine./2017/04/29/saraki-threatens-to-resign-as-senate-president-next-week/

threat! howwww in earth is it one?

somebody explain to me.










coz me 'I'm not understanding oooo'

TheLogicalMind:
That white snake is just too beautiful

ofcourse, the kind one wey possessed cuties dey turn to,to treat some guys bleep ass

ahza:
1. Giant African Millipede

Giant African millipedes are one of the largest millipedes in the world. It grows up to length of 15 inch and 4 inch in thickness, look like small snakes. In real world they are harmless herbivores, can’t bite and can’t sting. Millipedes coil it’s long body into a spiral shape when it faces the predators.

African millipedes have 250 legs, movement of these small legs seems very attractive. They live in moist soil, under rocks of rainforest in various part of Africa. When they die they become main food for other African millipedes, they known as nutrient recyclers because of this habit.


2. Goliath Bird Eater

It is the second largest spider species in the world, native to rainforest of South America. Their hairy body and legs makes a scary look for them, but not at all harmful for humans. When it faces any threat these spiders rub their abdomen using their legs, this causes an irritation to the skin.

In fact goliath birdeater have venom, but not lethal for human beings. As they don’t have teeth this species of spider inject it’s saliva into the body of prey, this will break down it’s tissues so that the spider can have it easily.


3. Milk Snake

Milk snakes are species of the king snake family mainly found within region of Southeastern Canada. The resemblance of this snake with venomous coral snake makes for a wrong assumption on many people that it is a harmful snake. This helps the milk snake to keep away many predators and this species of snake is completely harmless.
It is quite hard to recognize the variation in color pattern of coral and milk snakes. The the red color next to black are milk snakes and red next to yellow are coral snakes. They feed on insects, earthworms and slugs.


4. Manta Ray

It is the largest species of rays in the ocean, found within sub tropical and tropical waters. Thy grow up to a size of 25 feet, have large forward facing mouth and fins. Manta rays are completely harmless even though they are large in size, despite the fact that they have been nicknamed as devil fish because of their stern devilish looks and how they hunt, they are actually not harmful to humans.
Actually divers swim along with them in tropical waters. They travel over deep sea alone or in group, sometimes they associate with other species of fish. Small fishes are the main food of manta rays.


5. Vultures

The frightening appearance, eating dead bodies, terrifying wingspan make vultures a scary looking bird. But in real world it is a harmless one, it won’t attack a living body but likes to have dead bodies. Vultures have sharp beaks and claws, but they use these tools only to cut down the dead animal bodies.
They are the highest flyers among the various species of birds even higher than eagles, sometimes they fly at 37000 feet height, remember the height of everest is 29029 feet. They also travel long distances in search of food. Vultures also have strong stomachs, and can diet 90% of bones within their food.


6. Aye-aye

The name of this animal sounds really suspicious They even look and point at people like Bush babies . Aye-aye's are among the world’s largest nocturnal primate found within Madagascar, by nocturnal I mean that they are mostly active at night. They have long bushy tail, round and big eyes, dark color and slender fingers overall have a devil like appearance, nevertheless aye-aye's are gentle and harmless in nature.
The long middle finger is the main tool of an aye-aye, it uses it for easy movement across tree branches, also to pick larvaes and insects beneath bark of trees. But the natives of Madagascar believes that if they point it’s finger at you it is a death sentence. Because of this reason they kill this gentle animal on sight.


7. Vampire Bats

Because of the name attached to it most humans dread this mammal. The only flying mammal in the world that feed on blood, rest in dark caves, have sharp teeth and scary looking face. Human attack by a vampire bat is very rare, they suck blood from cattles. At the same time they never suck enough blood that might cause the death of their host.
Vampire bats live in colonies that have members up to 1000. They usually roam in midnights and using their razor sharp teeth to suck blood from bodies of cows, goats and other birds. the saliva of this bats also prevent blood from clotting. Who knows?, they might even be sucking out bad blood.


8. Gharial

Gharials are member of the gavialidae crocodile family, it looks exactly like crocodiles. But gharials have long narrow snouts, they are native to Indian subcontinent. Unlike other members of crocodile family they never attack humans or other large animals. In fact their jaws can’t hold any large animal.
The elongated narrow snout of gharial holds 110 sharp teeths. But they never attack other large animals, they use this tool to catch fishes, frogs and insects.


9. Basking Shark

Basking sharks are the second largest fish in the world. They grow up to a length of 33 feet, this large size and wide open mouth make it to look so dangerous. Actually they are filter feeders and not at all aggressive, smaller fishes are their main food and they never attack humans even though they can and nothing will happen.
Their snout have a conical shape and slits that helps to open the mouth so wide. Basking sharks open their mouth while they travel in sea to let their body filter out water (i don't see the logic in that tho), In that way basking sharks get enough food. They spend most of their time and feeding at the surface of the ocean, During winter season they migrate to deep ocean.


10. Ball pythons

These snakes are generally docile and easy to handle. They don't get large enough to pose a threat of constriction. They rarely grow larger than 5 - 6 ft (152 - 182 cm). The average adult size is even smaller than that.


11. Children's python

These snakes do not get their name because they are recommended for children. They are actually named after English zoologist John George Children. Adults grow to an average length of around 3 ft (1 m) and rarely exceed 5 ft (1.5 m). Due to their relatively small size (and the fact that they are non-venomous like all pythons), these snakes are not considered dangerous to humans at all.

Read more: http://www.reptileknowledge.com/articles/article31.php#ixzz4fYyxXKnm

what kinda human being sees these scary animals (esp. the snakes) and starts contemplating if it's likely the dangerous specie (s) or not?


You gotta be shitting me if you think I'll wait

mrphysics:
Thanks for this information. I just realized that UI postgraduate application if very slow and applicants need to have patience as virtue when. applying.

Secondly, the time varies from department to department, and as you have rightly pointed out, it's 18 months but one should not trust such time. One thing that is certain is that UI postgraduate studies is far better than others. And one need to prepare before coming for the exam. Once the announce their sale of application form, I will surely start doing something.

Once again, I really appreciate

please, quote me whenever you get the information that the form is out.thanks


I applied last year but fumbled in the oral interview of the department i applied to.

Jmodel:
They say internet never forget. I will say that in the next 20years, people will not be marrying again like b4.
Reason is that no lady wants to submit to a man as the institution of marriage demand. Also no man wants to be a maga where u work day and night to fend for the family and the woman u are sacrificing for will be very rude to u, try to control u and will not want to contribute anything to d family.

Bar girl,abeg serve this man some chilled red wine and whatever other request he makes,I'll foot the bills














The young man got stuffs upstairs #whispers

FlirtyKaren:
Beautiful Nollywood Actress, Feyisara Hassan, who just turned 24 on Wednesday 26th April 2017, and already has produced five films of her own while featuring in so many more, disclosed in her interview with Vanguard, that being a baby mama is better than being a wife.

The Yoruba actress also talked about her journey as a teenage movie producer, and also revealed why many Yoruba actress (women in general) are becoming babymamas.

Here are excerpts from the interview;


When asked what came make her become a babymama, she said:

"What most people don’t know is that being a babymama is even better than being a wife.

Frankly, I am not against any woman opting to be a babymama, in fact I believe it is good and more peaceful. Being a babymama you enjoy the father of your baby more than if he were your husband.

You can have access to him whenever and wherever you want without any family pressures or restrictions. When you are a wife, there are limitations and restrictions and there’s little room for heartaches. More women are opting to be babymamas because their lives are more peaceful and enjoyable."

You once said you don’t wear bra, can you explain why?

"Yes, I don’t wear bras because I don’t feel comfortable with it but I do wear it now because my man is not comfortable with my not wearing it. I guess it is because of my sexy boobs."

But they are not big?

"They may not be big but they are very special. They are one of the most beautiful parts I love in my body. Medium boobs are sexy and more attractive than the big ones. All kinds of boobs are good though but mine are more attractive and sexy."


What’s your take on sex generally?

"In my opinion and experience, sex is best experienced within a committed relationship where two people have agreed to be exclusive with each other and to explore their sexualities together. This doesn’t have to be within marriage. However, in my opinion, relationships should not exist solely to provide a means for sex. Relationships should be a beautiful tapestry, of which sex is one piece.

And within that relationship, sex should only exist with an incredible amount of communication. The communication should be about when people are ready for different stages of sex, what people like and dislike in sex, and at the core of all this communication should be consent. Our society talks about and does consent very poorly (which is why we have such a high rate of sexual violence)."

Why are Yoruba films so poorly subtitled?

"It depends on the editors; we have good and bad ones. Another reason is that some bad producers find it difficult to pay editors good money. So, what they got is what they paid for."

Finally, what are your biggest dreams as an actress?

"One of my biggest dreams is to become a musician. But all in all my biggest dream is to do what nobody has done in the industry. "


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/being-baby-mama-is-better-than-being.html

Lalasticlala

A product of a one-night stand is what I'll call her.
will no blame her? hell no










simply because it's end time.

#waywardgirls be running mouth anyhow since time immemorial

folks for this thread just wicked,see as them derail thread for the OP head....smh!

Dominicah:
ok, welcome hum

o kare jare omo ele

Dominicah:
go create your own thread

lwbmb........i could have done that without you telling me but heyyyyyyyyyyy! I wish to pitch my tent right on your thread.






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