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there is this beautiful girl, we are neighbors actually. I've been showing random acts of kindness to her on several occasions- I have held doors, lit her path, said nice words, to mention a few, but this girl only knocks at my door when she needs an escort to go somewhere. it started with the bank then other dangerous places, she once told me to escort her to where she would plate her (gentlemen dont give no for an answer) and asked me to wait for her to finish but shame no gree me, only me waka go, she promised to call me to come pick her up (with leg) but didn't call and came back on her own. not that I dont like escorting her (after all it shows she feels comfortable walking with me) but I don't want to be just an escort. what do you do when a sister zones you? whether na friend, brother, recharge card, charge battery, or ESCORT zone. |
I don flow oo thanks to you ^^ Dyoungstar: Following silently... |
"I'm sorry mum"-i said, scratching my head and grinning at the same time. "I'm going over to agnes' side to see if they are ready, now go and wait the others whole I go check up on agnes, and don't gi around watching retarded kids annoying soccer"- my mum said and flew on to her sister' my aunt agnes' side of the area. I was about to leave anyway, I shrugged and flapped my little wings headed to our little hide out, it has been our hiding place for months before our human neighbors started thinking of getting rid of our kind, laboring to invent things to carry out their devious plans. well they would have to look for someone else to get rid of, since we are moving and leaving them to their punny weapons, cuz we are one step ahead of them, we've always been. well at least we became immune to their wacky pesticides, we also learnt how to migrate and adapt and also dominate our new environment. this part of the world sucks. Man is always trying to out smart every other creature. destroying the free habitat they were given, even breaching to ecosystem of other creatures, destroying our God given space with their research and developments. well it wont be long and I won't have to see all this nonsense anymore, before the day ends we will be on a flight headed to africa, ' The land of no development' , ' The land of backward ness' . I remember when my uncle ben first came back from africa, the awesome story he told us about the place, everyone present held their jaws with their mouths agape- "you mean they don't have electricity?"- my dad had asked with the most amazement. "they have! it just barely comes on"- uncle replied him enthusiastically, scratching his beard. he continued - "the place is very hot, you could survive for decades, and a lot of folks don't observe the ' golden hygiene rules ' " - uncle ben said with air quotes on ' the golden hygiene rules' "plus africans don't resist us that much"- his african partner chipped in. uncle ben had gone to africa a bachelor but returned with this hot black african dame that inspired my interest in our african types. " the conditions in africa is favour able to our kind and for our survival also" uncle ben continued , looking each of us in the eye to see our response, which was positive. "from the weather, lack of maintenance, careless ness, dirty environment, africa is the best place to live, plus with this western dudes trying to exterminate us , we gotta move and africa is our best bet." my uncle ended his speech with this and everyone bought his idea. |
Seun: Me? No way!very touching... |
I'm beginning to like this d'bang guy. |
iceberylin: Dude the las episode thrilled me....episode 366 ? |
this are the kind of things that turns me on ! not that kind of on...a machine-learning project out of the "UK's University of Sheffield" is currently being developed. The research paves the way for robots to work intelligently alongside humans in ways that are currently familiar only through science fiction films. The robots could play important roles in crisis situations such as search and rescue missions, or operate in environments where it would be dangerous for humans to work. using a camera and an array of sensors. The robot starts with no information about its environment and the objects within it. But by overlaying different frames from the camera and selecting key reference points within the scene, it builds up a 3D map of the world around it. Other sensors pick up barometric and ultrasonic data, which give the robot additional clues about its environment. All this information is fed into autopilot software to allow the robot to navigate safely, but also to learn about the objects nearby and navigate to specific items. technology rocks huh? ============================================================== ============ source :- http://build.slashdot.org/story/14/06/29/0239239/intelligent-autonomous-flying-robots-learn-and-map-environment-as-they-fly |
princesa: awww, I'm so sorry jare. Didn't forget you atall ohno apology needed saw you recovered fast lane and your sunset diary didn't grow legs, good luck princess ![]() |
princesa: Print is exceptional. It does it for me.my dear, I'm doing alright. I've been wanting to interact with u, but school stress makes you forget ur friends. but I've been putting my reminder about you on repeat, hope you are doing ok? |
onasa28: If you have anyone that can help u to get across to u. No p. U know that I can use my money to send it out of ibadan.you no fit send am via email? |
where are the nairaland critics? pls come in and chip in your advice. pls go easy, I'm just a beginner |
disclaimer <== now, this is not badass , actually my first story here, I don't know what to call it, short or long or middle...but its a story. ================================================================= ============= ======== I was engrossed in my little self, watching the four little kids kicking the ball without any direction in mind. I thought to my little self *if only I had legs as strong as those I would be out there too, playing the ball, but! with more accuracy and agility, instead of watching these lads annoy me with there childish play pattern* come to think of it, why do every kid I see playing soccer always play as if its a free game. I hissed. ' Oh there they go again!' one of the kids was already crying and yelling "the ball is mine, give me the ball" the other three must have denied him a brief session with his ball 'i thought kids were meant to be the purest in hearts? or is it evolution that turned man this evil?' but who cares? definitely not a creature like me! I looked around to see if there was any activity I could involve my little self in , but everywhere was bore stiff "men this place sucks, I can't take this anymore!!!" I said out loud but no one noticed. as I raised my wings to leave that vicinity, I felt some ones cold hand on my cheek "ouch!"-- I cried in pain "MUM!" my mum must have been looking for me and got really pissed when she saw me perching idly, she never really liked idle me, what a fierce woman. "young man, what in hades name are you doing out here, when everyone else is busy preparing for the journey." that was my mum "I just came out to get warm"-i replied "Genius! with a very lame excuse!" my mum exclaimed, slapping my head this time. |
anyone who reads via audio has *** I love both print and digital but print most cuz u can take notes and show ur library to people. |
dexed: Ksweb, its a paid app though. Then you can use droidedit as the editor. es file explorer as you file manager and ftp client.thanks! although am doing php on pc now with xampp. |
9ja. don dey duck up! |
look! what seun did to this thread |
picture of seun backing up nairaland or I refuse to post. |
fattbabakay: if u dnt feel like answering -------------------->>>>>>>dis way to d door...no time!good luck with getting advice. |
Algorithms are steps taken to solve problems, its not only applied in computer science but its widely used there. Algorithm to avoid data loss after a hack backup! backup!! seun backup!!! note : Algorithms are simple and straight forward and must lead to the end of the problem. in programming there are two main types of Algorithms, pseudo codes and flow charts pseudo codes are steps written in phrases close to a programming language that solves the problem. flow charts are pictorial representation of the program |
fattbabakay: 10x so much boss...pls wia can I get dem to download?? Nd am I to download d compiler seperately also??I thought you said you got good books? if they where so good you wouldn't be asking this |
[quote author=*dhtml]He cannot even spell correctly, olodo-rabata![/quote]I would have loved to continue... but since seun failed us once , he will do it again, and then all my words will be lost, so its pointless |
[quote author=*dhtml]We need to cut off your tongue, shoot your tongue and then shoot you for saying that. You no come get am for respect anymore.[/quote]your father needs to re-enjaculate you. you done dey get affairs with seun? |
I think I would rather believe a story board than this |
Jivi: well, maybe I should hire people for the project instead.naija open source dey always go south |
Donkunxex: seconded...... this cannot happen to. facebook or twitter without dem tellinq deir users about it....luk how dey are working on it.... d only tin I saw on facebook was I'm so sorry or sumtin...seun should be flogged , hanged, and flogged again. |
seun is a big disappointment to web masters... *no diss* let's face it, he is just lucky to have no competitors or else he would have lost it. |
what application (used and confirmed) can be used, to run php codes on android? |
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not that kind of on...
