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adagz 01:
Jamb question

Hope u sat for jamb or pre-degree?

[b]I'm curious to see if there is anyone on NL, who has the guts to repost this with their own answers.

(1) Is there anyone on NL list you would have sex with?
Yes, most definitly.uhuh, geez now im thinking about it.damn quiz.

(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
hmmm im a night person

(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes, i don't know many people who haven't

(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No

(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
Shower,

(6)Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
ummm

(7) Do you love someone on NL?
Yes.

( Love or Money?
Love,

(9) Credit cards or cash?
Cash

(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
YES!!

(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel?
Camping

(12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
umm i dont think any of the places are that weird

(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
NONONONONONONONO

(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?
No

(15) Ever been to a bar?
Yep

(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No

(17) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Nah, not a huge drinker

(18) Had sex in a movie theater?
No,

(19) Had sex in a bathroom?
NO

(20) Have you ever had sex at work?
NO

(21) Ever been to an adult store?
NO

(22) Bought something from an adult store?
NO

(23) Have you been caught having sex?
Hell Yes

(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
NO

(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
NO

(26)Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
MR-CORK,IDI-ILEKE,OMOLOLA,INKED-NERD,SA LADY, 190,MOBO444,GOOGLES,ODUNNU,ZIN-DRILL, ALL FELLOW NAIRALANDERS
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I know a story of one woman, when her muslim husband get converted and shave the beard, the wife told him he married him just because of that beard, that what she likes most in him.

thank god i'm not in that group again.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) on Friday said that it did not forward any advisory list to the Peoples Democratic Party(PDP).

This is contrary to reports by some newspapers. The EFCC said that the list published was downloaded from their website and that the list was that of politicians that are having pending criminal cases against them.

Chairman of the Commission, Mrs. Farida Waziri, who stated this in Abuja when the leadership of the Nigerian Bar Association, (NBA) paid her a courtesy visit at the commission’s headquarters, said the move was part of the intrigues and blackmail, which the commission has been going through.

According to Mrs. Waziri, ”I am a lawyer and I know the process to follow. I am not dabbling into constitutional matters, the list in question did not emanate from EFCC.

“I only woke up on that fateful morning and I watched the discussion on the “platform”, a television programme, where it was said that we released a list of politicians that should not be allowed to contest in 2011 on the platform of the PDP.

“I immediately called my top officials to confirm, but they all told me that they never released any list to the media. I see the act as part of the blackmail which the commission has been experiencing.

“Anyway, we are used to it. I am not frightened, neither am I scared because we are doing the right thing. If I tell you what I have been going through, you will know that my existence is by the grace of God.”

Earlier, the President of NBA, Mr. J.B Daudu (SAN), commended the commission for the strides it has achieved in tackling corruption, adding that the association was ready to partner with the commission in its move to eradicate corruption.


http://www.tribune.com.ng/sat/index.php/news/2424-we-did-not-send-any-corruption-list-to-pdp-efcc.html

I was trained to prepare for the worst in my profession, but when things like this takes love dimension no man is strong enough to stand it. Move on, better days coming that will heal the wound.

haters, they will say it is back pass , because he has simply beat their club

@ILEKE-IDI.

Which part of Ekiti are u? and moreover which part of Ekiti is our new governor.

Thanks

I recommend you as number one the list of such women.

haha, i never support terrorism. Nigeria should be free for all.

Yes, the award to live behind bars for the rest of his life.

I think there is abolition of capital punishment, even for a terrorist.

May God deliver Nigeria form this (COBRAS) OKAH

[b]LAGOS — Nigerian authorities have arrested the brother of an ex-militant leader implicated in recent deadly car bombings, alleging he is behind threats on behalf of MEND rebels, security sources said Sunday.
Charles Okah was arrested on Saturday in Lagos, security sources familiar with the case told AFP on condition of anonymity.
He is the brother of Henry Okah, former chief of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND), who was arrested in South Africa the day after the October 1 independence day twin blasts. He is accused of playing a key role in the bombings that killed at least 12 people.
Charles Okah, who is considered a MEND spokesman, "was arrested after the bomb alert emails and text messages were traced to him," one of the security sources told AFP.
Nigeria's intelligence agency and police could not be immediately reached for comment.
According to the sources, authorities suspect Charles Okah of being among the authors of statements issued on behalf of MEND. The statements usually come from the same email address and are signed with what is believed to be an alias, Jomo Gbomo.
One such statement warned of the independence day car bombings about an hour before they occurred, while another later claimed responsibility.
On Friday, a statement on behalf of MEND warned of a new attack in the capital Abuja, while claiming the government had wrongly implicated opponents of President Goodluck Jonathan in the earlier blasts.
There has long been suspicion that Henry Okah was among the authors of MEND statements. He has however denied any involvement, both in the statements as well as in the car bombings.
MEND claims to be fighting for a fairer distribution of oil revenue in the deeply impoverished Niger Delta, the heart of the country's oil industry.
It has carried out scores of attacks in the Niger Delta in recent years, but this month's bombings were the first such incidents in the capital Abuja.
Authorities call the militant group "amorphous" and it is believed to have splintered, especially over a government amnesty offered last year.
Thousands of ex-militants signed up for the amnesty, which has been credited with greatly reducing unrest in the Niger Delta.



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this is evidence that nothing good can come out of nigeria.

standard chartered belongs to south africa, so they dont value life over there as we value life here. may her gentle souls rest in perfect peace.

lol