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Sports › Re: Poland Vs Nigeria: International Friendly 0 - 1 (Full Time) by lozanni(m): 11:22pm On Mar 23, 2018

Timil:
Tin ba mu e mo ma do idi e fa ya

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Sports › Re: Poland Vs Nigeria: International Friendly 0 - 1 (Full Time) by lozanni(m): 11:19pm On Mar 23, 2018

GeeString:
This victory must not be underestimated.

This is a victory against a world class, full strength, world cup team, a Top 10 FIFA team boasting one of the Top 3 strikers in the world, a team that topped their qualification group & we beat them on their own turf!

Like this comment if you u believe I'm finer than Joel Obi.

who fine help. That guy go dey loaded with cash, get fine cars and houses, come marry one of the finest woman on top of everything.
SE defeat of Poland is no mean feat, Up SE.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Commits Suicide In Canada After Killing His Girlfriend by lozanni(m): 10:30pm On Mar 20, 2018

WebSurfer:
A life in Canada that many Nigerians would kill for is what this idiot took away... two lives

Don’t go into relationships when you are not emotionally balanced enough to handle the worse

Modified: have once picked up a knife threatening to kill an ex who never wanted to submit to the truth after getting a hint of her promiscuous ways from her WhatsApp nko convos the way I decided to creep in (which I never did before).. dropped the knife and left after she cried and confessed...

Please don't try that knife threatening move again.
It's a thin line between pretense and reality. If your former girlfriend is the foul mouthed type who confesses to being a serial cheater and then dares you to do your worst,you might not have dropped the knife and walk away, the way you did.
In anger you might lose self control and bury the knife deep into her stomach or you could just try to inflict a knife wound on her, but this also could lead to death, through loss of blood. I know of one such encounter.
Please stay away from knives.

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Crime › Re: Man Murdered In Kwara, Head Cut Off & Dumped Beside A Market (Graphic Photos) by lozanni(m): 10:24pm On Mar 19, 2018

Liquidfart:
yoloba HEADsmen on the loose

Unfortunate as this incident is, your quote had me in stitches.
They are looking for heads.

Crime › Re: Man Murdered In Kwara, Head Cut Off & Dumped Beside A Market (Graphic Photos) by lozanni(m): 10:17pm On Mar 19, 2018

Python1, your attention is needed here also. Your people have started again. undecided

Crime › Re: Ritualists Arrested By Osun Police & Charms Recovered (Pics) by lozanni(m): 11:14am On Mar 14, 2018

Funkybabee:
seriously but u have not reply my question

Nairaland is fun shaa

Continue calling us names. I know that very soon one Ikechukwu go catch you and make you his wifey tongue

Seriously, we are wife-ing many of your girls. In my small villa alone, I know about six Yoruba wives.

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Car Talk › Re: Lady Shows Off The N35m Gwagon Her Parents Bought For Her (Photos) by lozanni(m): 10:34pm On Mar 08, 2018

Apart from being a status symbol, I just don't like that Jeep.
It is not aesthetically pleasing to the eye, in fact it's headlamps look like the eyes of an angry man.

Crime › Re: Ritualists Arrested By Osun Police & Charms Recovered (Pics) by lozanni(m): 9:09pm On Mar 08, 2018

Funkybabee:
And what about your gorvernment ,any achievement so far that u and him can point to.thank God we can still point at what he used our money for abi what contribution did ur goverment do in other to reduced his osu children moving here with their load in other to eat and make it in life abi na for statue state u came from so that we can understand what okorogbongbe used ur money for

We know your Governor Ruf used your money to build the tallest drum in the world and entered the Guinness book of records, lol. The State does not have money now and is owing everyone, hence the company that owes you can not pay you for service rendered.
Okorogbongbe, cheesy

, is not my Governor ooh. He is just one of the maverick APC Governors we have, one is busy building Statutes, the other is busy building the tallest drum in the world, another is busy bulldozing the houses of political opponents, also one is busy scaring senators from his state by attacking them and destroying their properties. Smh.

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Crime › Re: Ritualists Arrested By Osun Police & Charms Recovered (Pics) by lozanni(m): 8:28pm On Mar 08, 2018

Funkybabee:
See pot calling ketlle,Na their place wey blood money full pass ooo drinking and sucking blood kill their own sibling becuz of money and they are shouting Afonja up and down..anyway it's not easy to be a yeastner dry and barren land without fruits

It's normal

No crying quote pls

You are from Osun State cheesy

I understand. But your people Sabi owe money, I mean see your state Government and the company that owes you money. Smh.

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Travel › Re: Man Strips Unclad On Plane, Watches Porn & Then Attacks Air Hostess In Malaysia by lozanni(m): 5:40pm On Mar 08, 2018

Candypot:
Hmm konji na bastard

Exactly. Why watch porn on a flight when you know that there might be no way to ease 'tension' during the flight?
A lecturer of mine, a Sociologist, once claimed that there have been cases of sexually aroused men, with no means of relieving their sexual tensions suddenly going berserk to the extent, in one particular case, of using cutlass to behead people.
I did not believe the above claims then, but now I do.

Fashion › Re: Tailor Told Lagos Lady That Her Clothe Was Missing... by lozanni(m): 6:16pm On Mar 07, 2018

cyndy1000:
LOL. So Nigerian tailors has upgraded in lying.

No bi today those tailors begin lie.
I had a tailor, once, whom if you pay to sew clothes for you will eat up the whole money and starts giving you excuses whenever you show up to collect your clothes. This tailor was so bad that everyone stopped patronizing him, last time I saw him, he had taken to driving a commercial bus.
Another friend told me of how his tailor stole his clothing material. The tailor used some of the materials to sew a cloth for his son, the friend found out about this later, and gave my friend a tight ill-fitting outfit to wear grin

. The tailor was able to get away with it initially, as he lied to my friend that the material he brought was not enough for him to use in sewing a good outfit for him.

Crime › Re: Father And Son Arrested For Selling Hard Drugs To Students In Lagos (Photos) by lozanni(m): 10:57pm On Mar 05, 2018

stefanweeks:
Family Collabo

Awon pablo escoba

Baba Odarun ati Omo eh.

Ejo gbodon bi nko to gun sho sho sho.

A snake must definitely give birth to a long thing. Lol.

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Kill Lebanese At Ghana Zenith Bank, Steal His N16M (Graphic Pics) by lozanni(m): 1:18am On Mar 01, 2018

Hadone:
IPOB again

No, it's Ipobmania angry

Islam › Re: Man Beaten For Sleeping Unclad In A Mosque And Using Quran As Pillow (Photo) by lozanni(m): 1:13am On Mar 01, 2018

Pavore9:
Where is Mercy and Charity in this? Very likely he is dealing with a mental disorder.

Exactly my thoughts. People and religious over zealousness. Smh.

Politics › Re: Igbo Intimidating Buhari With Biafra To Get Appointments – Sagay by lozanni(m): 12:50pm On Feb 24, 2018

UduMgbo1:
this big kpomo mouth bastard professor

Yolobas will call him:' Aje-microphone' (Mouth that swallows the microphone grin

) That man has an opinion on everything. Imagine a whole Professor with his low level of generalization.
Small wonder the war on corruption is so stagnated.

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Politics › Re: Nollywood Is So Popular In Kenya - Reno Omokri Shares Vacation Pictures by lozanni(m): 1:02am On Feb 23, 2018

pherahrhi:
where can someone buy a drone in Nigeria

Check Konga and Jumia online. Get your N1. 3 to N1. 6m ready undecided

Crime › Re: Man Kills Wife In Lagos, Shaves Her Hairs, Dumps Her Body In Water (Graphic Pic) by lozanni(m): 12:28am On Feb 23, 2018

cococandy:
Yea.
I’m pretty sure the people who told her not to listen to feminist home wreckers are here typing tufiakwa over her bloated lifeless body.

It's so sad she ended up this way. World Health Organization (WHO) once said that 30% of Nigerians have mental health issues. That means one in every three Nigerian! Scary.

Happy belated birthday. I hope the birthday cake is still remaining. cheesy

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Crime › Re: Man Kills Wife In Lagos, Shaves Her Hairs, Dumps Her Body In Water (Graphic Pic) by lozanni(m): 12:16am On Feb 23, 2018

Essential:
HE MUST BE IGBO AND I SMELL RITUAL. ALWAYS AND ONLY IGBOS. RITUAL AND IGBO ARE 5 AND 6.

.Na so

You get sense well well.

Events › Re: Igbo Man And Oyinbo Lady's Traditional Wedding Photos by lozanni(m): 11:06pm On Feb 22, 2018

EvilChild:
These thirsty nigga would do anything to get the green card.
I won't even attempt staying in the same room with this old ugly looking she goat', if her face could be this scattered, i wonder what her pussy will look like.
This marriage is gonna crash two weeks from now.
Insha Allah.
Allah doesn't support this kin d of trash.

E pain am. You call the guy thirsty? Did you see the rich opulence of his country home? The guy is loaded with cash.
The white wife is also Ok, in looks. Stop letting that green monster get the better of you.

Politics › Re: Why Fulani Herdsmen Kill - Ango Abdullahi Says by lozanni(m): 7:09pm On Feb 18, 2018

madridguy:
The wailers and ipork miscreants will call him names now but always adopt him and sing his praise whenever he attacks PMB.

Must you always mention Ipob? Here is a Professor, a former VC of ABU, justifying murder and what your mind goes to is the issue of Ipob.
When a mad man throws a stone into a crowded market, he does not care whom the stone hits. Pray that all these justification of murder by eminent people like Ango Abdullahi does not end up causing weeping in your home town.

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Celebrities › Re: E-money Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by lozanni(m): 6:56pm On Feb 18, 2018

H
Happy birthday to blessed brother.

Celebrities › Re: E-money Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by lozanni(m): 6:54pm On Feb 18, 2018

OboOlora:
Olohun, ma je ki nshey akobata fun egbe mi

Cc: IamAirforce1 and Kcee

Lol.You need a mentor, it does not matter if he is your age-mate because fate can place him in a better position than you.
Airforce1 and Kcee are both into the music industry as artists, so they have to show respect to the one who records and markets their songs if they want to go far.

Travel › Re: Atlanta-Bound Delta Flight Catches Fire, Makes Emergency Landing In Nigeria by lozanni(m): 12:49pm On Feb 14, 2018

Andrewgame42:
Imagine the faces of those Nigerians that wanted to run away from this country
They will have to spend one more night here

imagine. After forming Akata and saying goodbye, you still find yourself back to the country.

Politics › Re: Oludamilola Osinbajo To Wed Oluseun Bakare (Photos) by lozanni(m): 4:59pm On Feb 13, 2018

nairavsdollars:
The groom's father unfortunately died in a ghastly crash on Sunday

So sad. It's possible that the groom's father had been on his neck to get married.
The sudden death of his father might have brought home the reality of his mortality to him and caused him to do the right thing expected of him.
It's also possible that the wedding announcement had already been fixed for this week and they decided to go ahead with the plan in honor of the memory of their Dad.
I wish both of them a happy and fruitful married life.

Crime › Re: Vulcanizer Butchers Wife In Mbiabam Ibiono, Akwa Ibom State (Graphic Photos) by lozanni(m): 4:38pm On Feb 12, 2018

soberdrunk:
I am sure he will blame Devil, it is the kids i pity the most, imagine growing up knowing your daddy used your mummy to practice "spartacus"

Imagine the look of shock on the faces of the children. This incident will scar them for life, God help the innocent Souls.

Crime › Re: Pastor Daniel Onwugbufor Arrested For Car Snatching Blames The Devil by lozanni(m): 12:30pm On Feb 12, 2018

ycat:
Pastor Ogwuofar is one person or you have used made him a twin.

No, it Animashaun and Co who do the actually stealing and hand them over to the Pastor.
However, as a Pastor, the man falls hands seriously.

Politics › Re: Dirtier Lagos? Heaps Of Refuse Everywhere by lozanni(m): 12:27pm On Feb 12, 2018

Zoharariel:
Ambode is rather pre-occupied with increasing the Lekki & Ikoyi toll fares oloshii oloriburuku, olori roboto bi ori ninja-turtle.

Onikun bembe biii ball felele.

Alapa tinrin bii ilekun molue.

Onidi gigan bii bread agege.

Jeki Won mu eeh ni be yen. Lol.

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Politics › Re: Dirtier Lagos? Heaps Of Refuse Everywhere by lozanni(m): 12:27pm On Feb 12, 2018

Zoharariel:
Ambode is rather pre-occupied with increasing the Lekki & Ikoyi toll fares oloshii oloriburuku, olori roboto bi ori ninja-turtle.

Onikun bembe biii ball felele.

Alapa tinrin bii ilekun molue.

Onidi gigan bii bread agege.

Jeki Won mu e ni be yen. Lol.

Crime › Re: Pastor Daniel Onwugbufor Arrested For Car Snatching Blames The Devil by lozanni(m): 11:55am On Feb 12, 2018

ycat:
iThe developers have landed!

Wrong! It's the developers and their sophisticated friend. grin

Sports › Re: Samuel Ighalo Celebrates His 7th Birthday, As Odion Ighalo Celebrates First Son by lozanni(m): 11:52am On Feb 12, 2018

Handsome boy cheesy

He looks so much like his Dad.
Beautiful family, I wish them well

Politics › Re: Which Nigerian Leader in 2019 Can Transform The Country To Look Like This?(Photo by lozanni(m): 10:43am On Feb 12, 2018

Bluffly:
Do you know that most of those corporations are corruption personified. They inflate figures and steal as well. They collaborate with e public sector o perpetrate corrupt acts.
Sincerity and creativity, has nothing to do with the size of projects you've handled or the salary you are earning.
Until people learn to manage their insatiable wants.

God bless you my brother. What you wrote is exactly what I stated above.

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