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Sex is overrated. 50% of married women cheat on their husband. 99.99% of girlfriend cheat on their boyfriend.
90% of Nigerian girls visit their ex for last sex a week or two to their wedding.
Lastly finding a virgin in Nigeria is like finding diamond. You must surly find it but not everywhere.

Failure to conduct DNA test on those children in your house is a success of training someone child, and you will earn up without a blood in the surface of the earth.

freddie009:
I had the same thought, I was like it had to be an engineering job or nothing. My friends were angry at me, when they give me a job link I would ask if is an engineering job. I didn't go for the concluding stage of UBA interview because I wanted to complete my master probably it will give me a better chance of landing a job in the oil and gas sector, 11 years after graduation. Las las nah teaching I end up.

same mentality am having, am always looking for engineering work. This is my 5yrs at home

drphantom:
Hello there.

Please refer to my comment to the OP.
It seems to me you're both making the same mistake.

thanks for the comments, ..my mentality has kept me at home for so long

Oktane:
Bros quote me on a dead thread. Perhaps I can be of help.

I will need sincere answers to the following questions;

Your age

Your qualifications/specialization

Your career experience (if any)

I may just be able to help you if you are flexible enough.

Cheers!


And by the way....it's a great life. The screwed part is he colour of your current lenses.

please be of help to me. Please sir. I have over stay at home

Yankee101:
Most of the jobs were via CV
You need to state what you have done and what you can do to attract attention, it must stand out

Avoid even the slightest spelling errors

please can you help me re-arrange my CV

flexxyworld:
Everybody has sweet and reasonable excuses but achievers just find a way around those excuses. Regardless. when you are trully willing and ready, you will find a way. coming for an interview doesn't mean relocating. you can beg for virtuals, HR are humans. There are churches, there are cheap motels, UNtil you get rid of your expectancy on people, you will just keep getting disappointed. Take responsibility man, Nobody owes you anything. Trust God and Trust your timing. everything will just fall in place. Thanks for understanding too. my best wishes bro

thanks bro. Wrong mentality has kept me till date without tangible Job

engrrichie92:
Throw away this mentality completely...please
I had this same mentality during my NYSC days, until I met someone on NL here that exposed me to the right information

People land jobs based on merit, well
I did and I still am...worked in 5 major organizations so far, currently working with one abroad atm...and all has been on merit, no connect, no referrals whatsoever

For entry level jobs,
What did you finish with?
you are in a good space if you finished with 2:1 and above because there are tons of entry level jobs with no experience requirements out there.
You just need to prepare for those technical tests and interviews like your life depends on it -Gmat/SHL/Aptitude practice tests were my bible at the time

If you didnt finish with 2:1 and above,
now is the time to dig into sellable and marketable skills: front end, back-end, digital marketing, cybersecurity, etc
6-9months of diligently acquiring any of these skill sets will land you internship job opportunities (research Fintechs in Nigeria) and then you can take it from there

If you have the right skills/information, getting a Job will be the least of your issue
Always remember, looking for JOB is a JOB in itself....don't sit and wait for anybody; WAKE UP and put in the work; you will be glad you did

thanks for This Bro, I know I am always ye cause of my problem, the op mentality is what is keeping me till date,.. please can you help me to re-arrange my CV for me

Isabi4lov:
All the places I have worked and where I'm working presently was through my CV plus God's grace. God will see you through.

please can you help me re-arrange my CV for me

MarketDispatch:
You are not using the right keywords in your CV. Go and take a 2nd look at your CV and rewrite it with the right keywords that will filter it out as what recruiters are looking for

please vcan you help me re-arrange my cv

Jeromejnr:
I would like to see your CV sef.

please can you help me re-arrange my CV too

kestolove95:
D guy Don dey broke

read again, read well, read slowly and with understanding. Go back and read it again

Ologundudu2020:
How can someone crave for money this much

read again, read well, read slowly and with understanding. Go back and read it again

SodiumValproate:
Never used ALX so I can't say.

ok..., Which language/framework do you think I can learn fast for backend?

SodiumValproate:
Backend web-dev isn't saturated..

People run away from it, hence it is still in high demand in regards to web development.

ok, thanks. I will migrate to backend after my frontend,. How do you see ALX software engineering program. Does it worth the stress??

How is Taraba? I only have 1 Taraba friend which I lost his contact? Do you people have fine girls??

2saviourfriday9:
Onces he reach the promise land only 50 peoples will come out to campaign for him

I dey tell you, I know of one saviour Friday from ibiono or ikono. Are you the one??

Obakoolex:
It doesn't matter akwa ibom is PDP strong hold....our 25% is okay for us over there

you won't see 3% over here. Go to the north and beg for the 25%

SodiumValproate:
Saturated UI/UX?

Please behind skill do you i can learn that' is not saturated, am currently learn web development

Just to get a SIMP to like her

IwasNeverGone:
Poland rarely gives visa tho

ok. Which country is the easiest and more affordable?!

Please help

Laple0541:
If that's your wish, it shall be granted in Jesus mighty name. Greet my father when you get there because I am 99.9% sure Tinubu will win the election.

maybe hardship never reach your side. I am really affected by APC poor leadership. Everyone is suffering, when Tinubu wins, it would be better to take my life than to suffer for another 8yrs. I will greet your father for you and I won't forget to tell him why I join him in the under world. I will also tell him what APC is doing to the masses, most importantly, I ask him why he train you this way. Your selfishness is top notch, abi you are supporting Tinubu base on your emotional attachment to him or Base on what you are getting.

Laple0541:
Likewise my humble self, the crowd was massive. Tinubu is loved by everyone except those children that were born to hate for their entire lifetime.


Come May 29th, 2023, Tinubu will be sworn in as the new president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria by God's grace.

If it pains you, help yourself with a bottle of sniper biko.

I will take the sniper once Tinubu is declare the winner of the election. I can't continue to suffer for another 8year. To die is better than what many Nigerians are passing through.

Chibusparks06:
Good evening All, I recently got a student visa to study at the University of Newcastle (New South Wales) in Australia. I will be leaving by next weekend by God’s grace. Please, I would appreciate it if anyone can help link me up with anyone in that location (for accommodation) as I do not know anyone. Thank you so much and God bless.
My phone number: 07038684438
Email: cg.eweanua@gmail.com

please how do I start the admission process. Please guide me

Smile4mee01:
Hi Precious,
Thanks for reaching out.

Good luck with your student application.

Like some student, I paid for a 10day stay @ one of the accomodation provided by the university. Though it was expensive but it gave me he chance to inspect a few houses before I moved in. In fact I only stayed 8 days and the uni refunded my balance.

However there are many other alternatives. You could go to flatshare, it’s a common site for those who want to share. Or Facebook marketplace. Or realestate.com.au

My discipline: Financial Analysis ( Investment )

Studying and working is tough, but very doable. The challenge brings out the best in you as you grind a little harder. Balance is key. When you start making money you are tempted to work and forget studying , when you only study the financial burden weighs on you.

What most students do is to work like crazy during vacation, the money made during vacation is often enough to pay your fees in part and live comfortably.

Australia is a good country guys. No Nigerian I have met here has regretted coming, the few who left left as multi millionaires of done right.

please how do I even start vthe admission process. Please guide me

walmadamori:
hello sir, please i have a very important question on applying for a master degree in a finland university.
during the application period, must i sent my official transcipt from my school by post or can i just upload the electronic copy, then send the official paper copy during the verification period? thank you

please how do I start the admission process?

Please I need help on how to apply for admission in any of these countries: Australia, finland, hungary and Poland. Please I need step by step guidance on how to apply for admission, get Visa, and everything needed to study in any of those countries.

Enilode:
Hnnnnm

Even our colonial maters are still using coin.

Bad government and Looting had finish this country. If we don't use our head in this coming election, they will continue using it for use

this election might be the last chance Nigeria have to vote in a good leader. If we vote bat or atiku our problem will continue, but with Peter obi, we shall smile,

Kobojunkie:
Your brother's private life is not your business as there is no law against one choosing to move forward with a red-flag-laden relationship. Relationships, even marriage, are trial-and-error.

That said, so you decided to endure standing outside of your own place for many hours because of your brother's relationship problems? Well, the next time similar happens, be sure not to open another thread on Nairaland so we can all be reminded on this thread how you chose not to put a meaningful end to that issue in particular.

I won't.., my stay with them is going to be over very soon, because I'm going to go against my dad to get my own apartment, I won't be aware of anything that happen again..

Update on the yesterday issue:
I was really angry at myself yesterday, it put me into more depression because am not supposed to be there. The reason why I wanted to go to the police was that, was thinking maybe she has harm herself inside after locking the door, I wanted a witness
before opening the door forcefully, because I didn't hear any movement from the house, I was even trying to push the iron door, yet refused to come open the door, I became afraid if she has harm herself. I thank God because she is alive, she finally opened the door at around 9p.m.

Reason why I called my brother a SIMP: The red flag of this lady is too obvious even to a blind to see, yet he ignored those red flag.
Secondly, he didn't date this Lady upto a year to know she is submissive or not. I myself get to know her only 2 weeks to their wedding. After only 3 months from their wedding she stated giving my brother real headache.

aylipple:
Abeg, make dem no spoil Christmas Village for the rest of us.
Spent my Christmas last year in Uyo & the Christmas village was the place to be every evening after work; funny enough, there are Akwa Ibomites who have lived most of their lives in the state but have never experienced the Christmas village.

I have not gone to Christmas village before, even Christmas carol