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Idowuogbo: We go see= Long tinnnnn>>>>>

i hia u!

Ok
How can I buy the Air time?

Idowuogbo: buy me air time instead!

Ok
we go see

Idowuogbo: Bad mouth

Pay back today
This girl I go buy you lunch

chukham: my ex gul frnd who told me 24hrs ago that she reali loves me and wants me back, though i refused, just deleted my from her 2go mobile chat just becos i refused to send her airtime. i discovered early that she's not worth loving due to her bad attitude.so i left her. she is very mannerless.the experiences i had wth her made me to hate women.she always nags. she is neva wrong. she neva had d right word to comfort me wen eva am down rather she adds fuel to my pains and sorrow.well thank God she is out of my life for gud. oh! i pity the man that will take her as a wife. dat man wont last 2months.

Foolish man
wasting people time
She deleted your contact
Now what?

Aza Montana: All i know is that our brothers never marry abroad because they fear being challenged. Y do yol marry oyibo or non nigerian natives abroad? Is it because you want paper or do you realy love them? if you realy love them why cann't you love us too because we are all in the same country as these other non 9ja ladies.

Nigerian man want Nigerian women and love Nigerian women
I know people who said it that they will not go to Nigeria and marry a Nigerian woman that they will find
a Nigerian woman UK/U.S/Canada to marry here
Some people did but things happen

@MRbrownJAY's "thats impossible because these men want to be able to do (abroad) the things that men in 9ja do. for example: beat the hell out of you if you have disagreements, and not be prosecuted for it."

Any Men that beat a women should go to jail
Why at the same time Nigerian women shouldn't put their hand on their husband
Think he wouldn't defend himself
@MRbrownJAY's You have some valid point Yes Nigerian man with high school education want to marry a Nigerian woman that is a nurse or Doctor
But in UK and U.S there are men with high school education that are married to women with better education
I talked about balancing our Nigerian way and the culture of UK/U.S/Canada
Some Nigerian men don't tell the women the type of education UK/U.S/Canada
The type of jobs they do in UK/U.S/Canada

israel ben-zion:
My friend, not everyone here understands Swahili. Translate all u hv said into English so that others can read. Thanks a lot.

You know what is pepper, Yes or NO
Nigerian woman will rob your face with pepper
She will change fast than some Nigerian women already living there
Your dumb A?? and your kids are not her first priority
She wan to buy land and start build house that is she first priority
Marry a woman that will love a commit to the betterment of the family not individual with the mentality of it is all about me
I am sure you dumb B a?? got it now FOOL

Aza Montana: Most men are afraid of challenges and blv that woman abroad will never respect them. Maybe it has been proven that when our sistas get to other countries they change and loose the values they had back home. I would understand if your dont wanna marry an oyibo or a native from the west because you would ofcourse need someone to follow you back to naija in your old age but not marrying your own kind just because she is abroad is just wicked ohh. Maybe us sistas just need to show our abroad brothers that being a naija lady abroad does not turn you in to oyibo, we need to show them that we are still the same woman we would be even if we were still in the village

Great comment
The biggest problem for Nigerian men and women is balancing Nigerian and America Culture
Some women want to be Nigerian woman when it is time to pay the bills
America woman other day

Mynd_44: So it is now a crime to say you are not interested anymore?

Yes because she took all his money
Now the dude is broken
She doesn't want him anymore
Sad life for the dude

fubbyy: I've taken a good look at my life , from inception till date,though am always on the lucky side when it comes to relationships with women but I think the best for me is a contract marriage(give me a child,I pay u and u walk away) I choose this because of some personal reasons and I think singlehood is the best so I have been planning this in my mind for a very long time but sometimes I wonder if anyone else ever taught of this

If you are with me let's rob mind
Your insults are also welcome because am expecting them in the sense that this is naija , mentality here is still shallow when it comes to issue like this, its a western thing, I know that

Lot of people living in foreign countries
Have women make babies in Nigerian for them
It will cost you dude

Policewoman: Dumb question. You can give her your b a l l s for all i care.

Policewoman your profile photo na OOOOOOOOOOOO
Real Police woman?
Can you arrest somebody for me
I will give you gym membership for one year FREE

Idowuogbo: Na crime? Abeg shift>>>>>>>>

OK Sorry
I go move

Idowuogbo: 3 secs from heaven.

U go make am?

I am in
Sorry too slow

Idowuogbo: U are disappointed in who? U ok ? I sabi u ni! Oh gal u beta sempe b4 I provoke.

U cant b priced but ur papa go collect bride price abi?

O slow gan o! As in u b dodo! Plantain!

This girl with bad mouth

Idowuogbo: Omo Ele mi!!!!!!

How far?

I am two miles away
So how close?

jennykadry: How much are you paying for your Internet? I will pay for you to get a good wifi connection instead of this pay as you go you subscribed to that discourages you from typing in proper English making it very difficult for some of us to comprehend.

Please do not be offended

Can you pay for my internet?
One year contract please and it is 50 monthly
Send the check

Mr..Cork:
5 ways to identify  Man Lovers (man love man)

They are slim   
They hate football     
They dont date fat females   
They  always neat & they are too caring  
They love cooking  & they wear tight trouser  

Hope this helps.  Cheers!! 

Slim Fit shirt?
don't date fat females, You like fat females?
You love dirty and don't care about your girl friend
You are a man love

Aza Montana: your account is new --- today
Why?
You just created new account?
To hid your past?

Aza Montana: For your information many woman today make more money than their guys, so why would you wana give me something i consider change because if i were to actually give your small change back and tell you how much i really need you would not afford it. If you really wana do it like that please know that i do not need a few thousands for hair, transport and make up, i need you to buy me a BMW and a house in Miami. C, Can you afford that? if not please give me your love and keep your small change. It does not mean i will not respect you any less because i am not desperate for money. To me whether you are rich or poor i can love and respect you as long as you give me love and i mean real love coz i can smell a dog from the gate.

O Girl
You live in a gated community?
Will you take changed dog?
If I get you a house in Miami and a BMW
So what are you going to give me?
Love, Happiness and peace of mind for life?

bennyraz: I've just submitted an Application to carry a light weapon in Nigeria today. I hope they give me license to carry a gun.. Mrs.chima i will answer ur question then cheers

You want to pack heat?
slow down Dude

Godmother: My girlfriend started liking a guy who happens to be my previous boss in the office and a friend, though we are not too close. We all attend the same church.

She showed him she liked him and a guy who used to gist with her took to ignoring her and looking down on her.

I know its not all guys, but why do most of you guys look down on girls that give you green light? It has happened to me before and I have a brother and male friends so I know what I'm talking about. Yet you wonder why some girls would rather die in silence

Childish and dumb

cantell: I wonder o! Some people sabi throway money.
Although the guy na jones im dey jones.
How can a brokeass nigger dole out 100k for one weekend?

cantell = Canada tell?
M = F?
Stop

cantell: I wonder o! Some people sabi throway money.
Although the guy na jones im dey jones.
How can a brokeass nigger dole out 100k for one weekend?

It is a question
who is a broken A??
You?

jp philips: anything that rocks your boat haba!! your question wicked ooo, even transport you no wan pay, wot if she no carry "vex" money?
oya, every time she is ready to come, drive to her school after the weekend bring her back, is it cheap enough for you?

Dude,
I have other Question
If I came from Lagos to PH for a 2 weeks
Should I give her money on each visit or on my last day leaving for Lagos?
I am just asking you to school me

jp philips: guy, pay what is reasonable to be paid, at least TP is non negotiable for a student, for a working class, movies are non negotiable and functions too, if na PH girl working class, u fit service moto on a good Saturday or other small small kini cos they go keep body like dey no know anything for moto,you can get the tickets yourself if you like, if its close you can just bless her with RRP.

Dude
I want to hang out with you
So that you can show me the way?

Aza Montana: and wat happens da day u run out of money.if u make me get used to yo money, i might fall inlove with it n not u den should u get broke i wud b gone too.do u understand wat i mean. iF u say everyone has a price you make me feel like something which u can pick off da shelf n throw away if u dnt need it anymore.how wud u feel if i priced u? How wud yo ego deal wit dis?we al hav big egos n being priced hurts dat ego n self respect we have.so

There is a price for every things we do
women mostly can be bought and some men

jp philips: _{100k for a weekend? for one person alone or her community? haba!! how much will i pay my expertrates as per TGIF clubbing allowance?}

My question is what is the cheap way to go?

rokiatu: LMAO!!! I am still laughing but my friend is in deep sh..i...t. She have falling out of love with her bf for many reasons known to her. She said she just can't go on with him anymore. She decided to explain everything to her bf, all the reasons she's not in love anymore all but the dude is proving difficult. He says, he just can not let it go. He just can not. And he is serious. He seem too in love to quit. Infact he proposed on the very day she broke up with him. After she said everything, what he had to say was "will you marry me" with a ring out of the blue. He was extra romantic to her, and he didn't even seems to care about the break up. He say that he haven't done any wrong to just let it go like that. I told her to cut all communication with him, but he turns up everyday, to her house. My friend is beginning to get scared. She don't want to call the police on him because she don't want to be that cold. He embarrassed her at social occasions cause he poses as her bf. He keeps calling her "my woman" "my baby" etc etc.

Please people, give me your tips, strategies, and views on how to handle this lunatic before he drive my friend insane.

The dude is now broken
Your friend don't want broken dude

jp philips: All correct sir!!! i quiet!!

So dude
What about #100,000.00 for the weekend pay the ashwao
What is the cheap way to go?

Hello I am here for the weekend
It will cost you #20,000.00
But I am not Ashawo
So tell us if you are not Ashawo why are you expecting him to pay for the weekend
Did you bring your food
Did you pay for Dinner
Did you pay for movies
O God You are Ashawo
AS A GIRL friend you should have no expectation of him pay you for the weekend
Do you need money as a girl friend?