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Last weekend I just had a talk with a doctor regarding height
The conversation started by me telling him that is son is grown really tall
The doctor told me that he is the shortest person in the house now
We talk about factors that contribute to people height
Genetic, environment, food etc

What about marring people that go to church that are very evil?
Secretive, liar and cheat
Keep information
I will take Atheist over evil church goers

Case Close

RealBitch: *ignoring a certain ranting mad man*

You are an ignorant ashawo kobo. Kobo
Fool let the rabid gay dog enter inside your
Stop playing hood rat
DOG, DOG,DOG

RealBitch: your gf is an ashawo,your sisters/grand mother is an ashawo and your mother has been an ashawo and would always be. Im sure it was in the line of duty that she got raped by a rabid gay dog concieved a prize fool like you. E. O. D

Village Girl
I have ask your b a?? to back off me
But your big ashawo mouth and hood rat mentality will not let you stop
You know about rabid gay dog so
Tell us the last time that Rabid gay dog put his joystick inside your Nasty P

RealBitch: prize fool. E. O. D

Dumb ghetto B
Hood rat

oparah chi: You think i want to remain stuck in it ehn...i dated her 4 5yrs nd u tink i wld jst b over her lyk dat...c'mon b realistic mr male folk.

Go to her house and start crying that might help
You need to move on with life or become a slave to her
Women with games

12large1: luckgames devil punish you. so i leave nigeria 6 years ago to move back 6 years later to start afresh. pplease nairaland is maint for help and not joke well this is serious im not kiddding

You need to learn some lesson
Useless child
You don't want to go to school but swag your pants and run the street
Go to school and stop blaming you partners
You young do something with your life and stop working hard for a minimum wage fool
Go to any country , you will becoming illegal immigrant

RealBitch: while im having a cleansing bath at this end, could you be nice enough to bend on your scrawny fours and start mopping the other end¿¿

Just back off me FOOLISH Girl
One more time I told you that you look like a hood rat
Get off that ghetto mentality
Tattoo all over your back, is the art or what ?
Ashawo looking girl

RealBitch: daddy,pls ask this adopted son of yours to get a life. @'BADluck' games¿¿ Dont have any usefull calling in life,do you??i'll help. Get a mop,from where you are,do a 190 degree spin and start walking towards the third mainland bridge.keep walking

P cloth
Take a bath Nasty B
Jump in the lake FOOL

UGOCHUKWU3: My humble opinion,if ur nt dat tall,pls go for a taller lady,it makes more sense and for the sake of unborn babies

Last weekend I just had a talk with a doctor regarding height
The conversation started by me telling him that is son is grown really tall
The doctor told me that he is the shortest person in the house now
We talk about factors that contribute to people height
Genetic, environment, food etc

Move back to Nigeria
Likely have some respect for your partners

RealBitch: yeah,sure. Here's my middle finger.

Now stick that your middle finger in your
Nasty P FOOLISH girl

RealBitch: its DEAD

Good go die
Dead Now what FOOL

12large1: my name is adam johnson{not real name] but my problem is this 7 years ago i came to the u.s went to highschool, after finishing highschool 3years ago i didnt go to college instead i been doing minial jobs i wasnt born in the u.s but i have a greencard and a united states passport. all my family is in the u.s these african parents dont know how to talk they just know how to shout. now i wanna move out of the country i really dont care if i go homeless for a few months in another country, i wanna start all over go to college get a bachelors and a masters but not in the united states. so my question to you guys is please what country can you start afresh, a country with the best economy somewhere i can work 60hrs plus a week and also go to school please you guys should help me. assuming you have a u.s passport, are you allowed to work in the u.k,china,japan,netherlands any good country. im still young

Stop young man
Why moving out of the country
save your money and move to other state
Your partners are mad because you didn't go to college?
You can go to trade school

RealBitch: whats wrong with this Godforsaken lowlife¿? Somebody, please do this fo..ol a favour and stop the world. Im sure he wants to get off

FOOL
drop death
I will not get off with a hood rat like you
So go play with your fingers in your P
Your look give an impression that you are a lowlife Nasty girl

RealBitch: you give stupidity a whole new meaning,brother. Wow.

I am not your brother Sorry
Go play dumb B

RealBitch: a certain psycho has escaped yaba left.

You are a resident of Yaba
Please don't escape you need help
FOOL

tpia: when you're living with her for donkey years without any marriage in sight, I dont know how happy you want her to be.

maybe she's tired of preventing pregnancy, sad about getting abortion, or fed up with being a sperm holder with nothing to show for it.

why not just sit her down and tell her how you feel. and ask why she seems depressed.

mr first time user id!

You want him to marry a useless girl that can't cook or clean
Thank your Jesus that you didn't marry the fool

agigoodman: WHAT CAN A MAN DO TO SATISFY HIS WOMAN?

I have this girl I love SO MUCH. I’ve done everything within my power to please her. The thing is when we newly met, my friends were against her and even some of her so-called friends lied against her, yet I stood by her. I supported her when she lost her job. She became my responsibility.
One they we both decided to travel abroad but things didn’t work out, so I decided to travel alone to SA to settle down before getting her over, but when I got to SA things weren’t the way I imagined it from Nigeria. My friends in SA who invited me to come lied to me. I had to use part of the money I used for my BTA to pay the bills and also bought food stuff. After sometime I decided to return back to Nigeria and work more and then go to London or some other European countries, mean while, when I was in SA going through hard times, I was still missing my girlfriend. We always talk on phone and I explained to her situation of things in SA, and then she will cry on the phone and ask me to come back. One day I made that step and I came back to Nigeria. Getting to Nigeria we started living together. Thing were going smoothly at the beginning, and after something she started acting strange, we quarrel over every little thing. At 1st she praised me for giving her so much attention, a year latter she started complaining about the same attention, saying she needs her space. We quarrel over every thing. She will never do something wrong and apologize. She lacks saying THANKS & I’M SORRY
She’s not good at domestic duties. I wash the dishes and clean the house without bothering her, and sometime I try to teach her how to do these things. It’s been 3 years now since we started dating. She can’t cock properly nor clean the house without me reminding her. And when I remind her to clean up or wash the dishes, she shouts at me and whenever she does something that I’m not happy about, and I confront her, she will raise her voice on me and saying whatever she has on her lips, she’ll walk out on me. She never takes correction
I don’t know what to do men, I’m losing my mind. I can’t live with her & I can’t live without her…,  I have lost my friends and relatives for saying nasty things about my girl. I have no body to talk to now.
PLEASE somebody talk to me, tell me what to do

Useless Girl
Change the locks
Send her to her family house
She will tell you that she is going to change BIG LIE
Don't talk to her or answer her phone
Tell her to have a great life

Exponental: .
On behalf of myself n other guys dat are not stingy, how much will it cost u 2 keep those legs open hourly, daily, weekly or betterstill, permanently open?
I (we) await ur response..

Can only pay 2 cent for one hour

RealBitch: prize bastard

Prize dog hood rat
B

Mynd_44: Are you sure you are not gay already?

Completely agreed

This is a second class P

aloy/emeka:
Divorce his azz and divide his wealth into 2 and then slam him a heavy child support bill. While you are at it, do not forget to  demand for the house as part of your divorce settlement. By the time you are done with him, Ijeoma will find him broke and distasteful. Then use the money you made from the divorce and buy yourself a  very tall, handsome and young Nigerian male undergraduate lover and all you need to do is recharge his/their cell phones constantly. Don't get any man who is more than 28  because old cargo men no be market oooo. Life is short.

FOOL
The court make the decision on child support
Guess what you might have a fight in your hand
You might have to pay him child support NIGERIA
bribery the court and Judge

Luv Mercy: When the guy front me with sex when he has not done anytin for me.

Buy your a house before asking you for TOTO
Men should let you play with yourself
Your fingers in your TOTO FOOL

namename: I am a married man of 32 years old man also blessed with a kid, Mistakenly my wife’s younger sister who happen to be living with us is currently 2 months pregnant for me, After advicing her to abort, she said: she cant take the risk, when i asked why! she said one of her elder sister has tried it before and lost her life during the process, pls am so confused right now, my wife is currently away from me for a business trip and she must not know about this. Am so confused, Pls i need an advice.

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Dude you just won a Gold medal
For playing close to home
Lucky you marry two sisters
There are lot of TOTO out there why your wife's sister?

Luv Mercy: Some guys if you allow them,they are ready to Bleep a girl for 24hrs everyday and they call it love,when they can't even give a girl money either in 2wks or weekly.i hate stingy guys that use girls.they make girls to have negative mind and might conclude to have sex for cash instead of love.

Go get a JOB FOOL
Are you ashawo?

N/A

cshall1120: Girl my situation was kind of the same. Just move on. Momma is partially just an excuse for what he intended to do all along. He knew what he was doing when he got involved with. And I knew its hard, I cried for months but the best thing to do is move on. This is his culture and you cant change that....Sorry that you have to experience that, I personally know that its not a good feeling. But if you like Nigerian men there are others out there willing to date African American women, just be careful

It is not culture but excuse, I have done it
Like you clearly stated that other are willing to date and marry AA woman
I am happily married to AA woman