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if you are black musician in the usa writing your contents and facing the heat of the music game, you would have done the same or even worse. blacks are going through hell,

me too need wife oo abeg hala me if you get one

I created a thread about the IBO guys and the mod banned me. Well this piece if its true is dope clinical and master class. Its pure and completely flawless. Its under the belt for the concerned party.


History is illuminating!

May God save us from women.

When you reached heaven and angel Gabriel asked you to take a picture with all the men that you have slept with.

Lol!

After accusing him of raping you, you are sorry?

What do women want?

If a guy is begging a lady before he fxcks her he is a simp, nobody talks about that everybody say its normal

But if a lady gets raped by a guy whether a simp or not, everybody starts shouting.


Typical society!!! Welcome everyone!!!

Lol!!!

1.He doesn't have money like dangote, otedola and wale adenuga,

2.He is not funny like basket mouth and bovi

3.He is not romantic like Lexington Steele and manddingo

4.He is a one minute man

5.His d!ck is too small

6.He always frowns his face

7.He doesn't wear expensive clothes

8.He doesn't use good perfumes.

9.He doesn't play with the kids

10.He doesnt talk to anyone in the neighbourhood.

11.He is a plumber, mechanic, teacher, student, barber, carpenter, vulchaniser, and shoemaker.

12.He doesn't supposed to be created by God.

The moment you start listening to Nigerian ladies rants and complaints is the moment you are edging towards drinking sniper or jumping from third mainland bridge.

One of them will look at you and say to her friend "I hate that guy" ask her why she will say" I don't know I just hate him!" . Fear Nigerian women.
Devil bought pen and paper and received lectures from them.

God will not give us these epitomes of beauties in Nigeria, all He will be giving us are tiny ass ladies who break bottles at the slightest issue. Chai!!!

Welcome to Nigeria, all we think about is how to loot the public funds.

Like for Ronaldo, share for Messi

@everprecious don't take this the wrong way. sesameq is not the enemy here. let's look at the bigger picture. the government that is spending millions on senators as wardrobe allowance and kitchen allowance but can't spend well on its youths should be rebuked not sesameq.

let's address issues and not point fingers. working for govt. is herculean and definitely not good, buts it's still better than nothing at all. half bread is better than none. which would you prefer? a decent guy earning 20k or an armed robber or yahoo yahoo riding jeep? the whole labour industry of Nigeria needs to be revamped. but let's not throw the baby out with the bath water. I heard that the social investment programmes was commenced with only 2billion, and around 500,000 people are benefiting from it. meanwhile politicians are looting billions into their account.

so a politician that stole 10billion for instance can employ all the youths of Nigeria if he is paying them 20k every month.

you said sweeping markets and cleaning gutters is not good, what will be worst is if hunger kills them or if they become armed robbers.
its is by now clear to everyone eyes that the govt cannot provide that dreamed Paradise for everybody but the little they can do, don't let's us be blinded by hatred.

Welcome to Nigeria, where ghosts are riding cars, getting nominated for political posts.

Well Nigeria doesn't even recognise you until you are dead.

God bless Nigeria

We all know where all this will end, just stories on the pages of newspapers as usual.

Those who supposed to do something are inside aircon sipping chilled beer.

RIP to the dead though

DJ spinal sign am LAGBAJA MASKING NO BE CHINA!!!


Fela, Lagbaja, Alariwo, and many others were the real deal in Nigerian music industry.

happy birthday man

DJ please play me "200 million mumu" by lagbaja

Guys please don't abuse, bash or attack anyone or anybody.

And please don't quote me. I beg you in God's name

Let just discuss the topic together. Thanks!!!

Depends on your libido or her sexual urge or arousal. Usually women are many times turned on but always pretend and be forming.

They like sex more than men.

Years back, it was the day after sallah, we were in the sitting room, my uncles wife was giving him green light in our presence. She was damn hot.

So as a guy what will you do if your wife is Hot? Say no?

Then no dey count am, na your body go tell you

Very sure she isn't from Nigeria

Every time I am watching nollyafrica on freetv, they always show IBO films where kanayo o kanayo and his cohorts are doing money ritual all the time.

I always ask myself, is it only through money ritual one can become rich?

On the other hand let's give credits also to too and creative guys like NKEM OWOH, MAMA G, ehn (VEE BOOT) forgot his name, very funny guy like this and AKI and PAWPAW,

New actors and producers need to learn from these old guys a swear, because their content sucks!!!

(Just joking)

Just give her pant to a Yahoo guy!!!

Problem solved. She won't disturb you again!!!

Lol!!

Like HIV/ AIDS, being a good or bad person doesn't show for face. But the biggest mistake many women make nowadays is all they look at are face value.

If ten guys come out now to propose to you as a woman, 8 had Jeeps and deep pockets, the rest were poor, whom would you pick?

If a guy toasts a lady and she said no, its the guys fault not the lady's fault. In the institution of marriage, the one who gets to choose most are the ladies but we have all seen what our modern day ladies are choosing. Cars, money, betrayals, heartbreaking, jumping from third midland bridge, drinking sniper and so on. Are they making the good choices? They type of children we birth determines the type of society we have. Yahoo yahoo, olosho, weed smokers and looting politicians are all what we have nowadays.
In one movie, "acrimony" starring taraji p Henson. The woman wasn't able to stay with the guy when he was poor.

In another movie , a Yoruba one "black sheep" starring mercy aigbe, the guy pretended to be poor and toasted her, she said no, meanwhile he was very rich. When she discovered that he was rich, she was begging him for one night stand.

So it all goes down to what standard have you as a lady set for yourself, for some ladies its money for hand back for ground, they don't count their body count anymore. Whilst some of them still have conscience" they will be thinking, what am I doing with my body?". Shebi we heard about 28 abortions recently?.
Toasting a lady nowadays with poor pockets is like telling her "Hey lady, I am an idiot please slap me!!!"

No be only oyinbo people get coincidence, we have them too here in Africa or Nigeria

Sambo dasuki arrested buhari and when buhari became president he ordered his arrest

Former governor fashola was governor while prof yemi osibanjo was his commissioner, now prof yemi is the vice president and fashola is a minister under him.

There are many many others like that,

Feel free to add yours

Their parents don't even know that leaving their children for the society to breed is wrong.

When you start telling them, they will be looking at you like, "who is this idiot?"

Keep deceiving yourselves, their parents are drinking burantaaaaashi right now and still f**cking, producing more babies of almajiri for you, you will deport, deport, deport, you will tire!!!!!!


Someone has headache, you went to buy cutlass, is beheading the solution?

Hell rufai of Kaduna dey,


Atiefku of Adamawa dey


Prof zulum of borno dey

Tinubu of Lagos dey

Fashola dey (I don't know if he will contest)

Peter obi dey

Rochas okorocha dey

Rotimi amaechi dey

Former president goodluck dey

But like someone said above, my own opinion is, they won't still follow status quo this time around, that is power normally supposed to go to south this time around, but they will still dilly dally and still manipulate and betray each other as usual, because right now a lot of think thanks and smart guys are jostling for the throne this time around.
Like bubu was a sellout, we might still end up with another sellout as usual, they will just negotiate, bargain and keep their individual interests as usual.
The president might even be a "newcomer" or a "john doe"

I just hope this isn't a scam sha, because the rate at which then dey scam for this fora na only God fit save person

Ibos are always right about all what they usually say about Nigeria, zoo and bla bla bla. But its just that they are doing it the wrong way and always with hatred and enmity. Had it been they are going about it with love, care and passion, they would have been the most celebrated tribe.

Population or being plenty doesn't determine what you will do, the almajiri Fulani were just plenty for nothing but no tangible value from them.

Its not how much teeth there are in the mouth, its how meat cutting sharp they are!!

Karma my ass!!!

Karma ko!!! Kamaru ni!!!!!!