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Oya start blaming buhari

I am an arsenal fan but anytime anyday, I will still give it to didier drogba because the guy always score against us shaa nii!! Even in his dreams if he play against arsenal he will score us!!!

Dope ass footballer. African best also!!!

Vote for wike, as president of Nigeria 2023

Like for wike, share for bubu!!!

Wike for President 2023,

Like for Wike, share for bubu!!!

Chai, so we can't produce the cure by ourselves in Nigeria?

That apart, I just hope they don't turn this too in stealing and looting means.

Nigerian politicians kai!!!

Blessings and more blessings. Baba God bless me too with fine kids oo

Buhari is dullard and brainless, gandollar is stone hearted and mean

What about Governor Nyesom Wike?

Like for wike share for bubu.

You hate bubu, no problem, now wike is in charge, enjoy him!!! Lol!!

Okay women don't want sex, but they spend hours painting their faces in front of the mirror

1. Spend a lot of time adding shoulder pad, bra, Bumbum pad high heels and so on.

2. Undergo boob enlargement surgery, yansh enlargement surgery
3. Post nude pictures and walk only with pants and bikinis in the streets of Lagos and Abuja, every second?
4. They will be eyeing you and be giving you greenlight when they see you and your pocket are handsome?

5. That we have many of them working in brothels and motels and not in factories and companies? Or they are just sweeping the floor of the hotel and cutting the flowers?


6. The clitoris has mor nerve endings than the penis cap of the male. So literarily a woman will feel more sexual urge than a man. The peak of the mans enjoyment is when he ejaculates.

One of my uncles dated one like that. I was still in pry sch then but could still remember. She was very classy, rich and egoistic. Nevertheless we all still loved her. My uncle broke her heart and didn't later marry her. And we abused and rebuked him for doing that. But she too was later happily married. Up till now we are still good friends with her.

Many women don't even date for sex, d!ck or fxxking sake, they just want the guys attention. My uncle is the type, all sorts of women flock around him. Up till now in my street, if I am passing ma y of them, though they have now married with kids, they will still be asking "how is brother so so so" I will reply them and be wondering, so you still miss this man?

Call buhari in aso rock, let him come and help you to pack it!!

When wike is through with you, yours eyes will open!!!

Stop thinking like a Jew, start thinking like a member. Stop saying "them" , start saying "us" , "we".

Nobody will do for somebody, what somebody supposed to for somebody"

The less you worry about your state or country, the better you will be. Most business men wake up everyday thinking about their business. They hardly talk about bad roads, no light and so on. Nobody will talk about those issues. Everybody will just move on and pretend they werent there.

Cunning man die, cunning men bury am

1. Men don't want to jump from third mainland bridge again because of women
2. Men don't want to be drinking sniper again because of women
3. Men don't want to be standing in front of dangite trailer because of women again
4. Men want to enjoy just one minute of life without trouble.

Chai may God save us oooo

Give the man one cold bottle of beer

To those idiots fighting tribal wars on nairaland, those stealing your money are inside aircon, you are here fighting.

Have a happy fight!!

Trust me there are good females out there but its what we see everyday that makes us single guys afraid all the time.


Check this thread, its today's post
https://www.nairaland.com/5847104/banker-commits-suicide-after-marriage

This is just for fun and not meant for bashing or abuse really. Sorry guys if you have been abused. Was just perusing this on Facebook, saw it and added some spice, sorry for the beef.

Seems everyone is bitter these days? Is it corona virus? May God save us!!! Lol!!

Inna lillahi wa inna illayhi rojiun. May the Almighty forgive the dead and grant his beloved family fortitude to bear the loss. Amin

To those saying nonsense above. If you can't say good, its better to be quiet. He who hasn't died doesn't know the kind of death that will take him.

Nice comments above by Baba Awo. North always believing power is their birth right, east always believing in restructuring or a fragment of them going to "you already know". South west always trying to bridge the gap but filled with backstabbers and betrayers. South south always bombing pipelines and relying only on crude oil.

What an old man saw whilst sitting, a child cannot see it even if he climbs and iroko!!!

Supposed to use laptop or desktop for the WhatsApp

Lol, virgin guys always think that women have gold plated between their legs. Lol!!!

'Was once under the impression too though. Women, they can kill you with "forming".

Dangote, Chardonnay brother or what do they call them, femi otedola, wale adenuga, Ibrahim babangida, olusegun obasango, and all the retired generals, good luck jona jona, yakubu gowon, Mrs( mariam sanusi) , bua(bua company), Indimi,


How many of these guys live in aso rock?

If you like carry bulldozer go and demolish aso rock. Those ruling you don't even live there.

The moment you realise aso rock is just a building is the beginning of your "soji" in Nigeria.

May God save us

River state people abeg don't complain oooo, shebi you voted for him?

So keep on enjoying him!!

River state, enjoy your governor, shebi you voted for him now,


So please don't complain oooo!!!

Welcome to Nigeria, where there are lawmakers and law breakers

Camels and mind you they are beast of burden. They can drink a lot of water.