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But politicians are looting our money and still living good lives?

How about that? Has KARMA collected bribe?

What some people haven't realised up till now is that Hausa Fulani may not have big cars or big buildings like our IBO guys, but when it comes to leadership, politics and how to grab power, they are second to none.

Its like they went to study the 48 laws of power. They can finish you because of power. And I in my own opinion think its because of that their habit of rearing cattle that they indulge in.

Many prophets of God were dope ass leaders, they led millions of people, like Moses, Jesus Christ, and Muhammad (PBUThem). But they were all cattle rearers!!!!!!!!!!!

Bunch of scammers. The Emir of Ilorin is a stooge of the Fulani Hausa caliphate administration of Nigeria. Smart guys know that these guys press every goddamn button in Nigeria, the installed buhari bla bla bla and so on.



The Emir is the chairman of council of traditional rulers of kwara state. So whatever his "oga" tell him to do is what will spread across the state.



So now tell me is kwara a North Fulani state or not?



Former governor Muhammad Lawal tried to tamper with the emirate, he died.



These guys are cabals, speak against them and you are gone. The people of kwara are "majorly" speaking Yoruba but they are ruled by the Emirate.



You know the rest!!!!

Bunch of scammers. The Emir of Ilorin is a stooge of the Fulani Hausa caliphate administration of Nigeria. Smart guys know that these guys press every goddamn button in Nigeria, the installed buhari bla bla bla and so on.

The Emir is the chairman of council of traditional rulers of kwara state. So whatever his "oga" tell him to do is what will spread across the state.

So now tell me is kwara a North Fulani state or not?

Former governor Muhammad Lawal tried to tamper with the emirate, he died.

These guys are cabals, speak against them and you are gone. The people of kwara are "majorly" speaking Yoruba but they are ruled by the Emirate.

You know the rest!!!!

Smiling and suffering as usual, the typical Nigerian anthem.

Big jeeps being rode on the streets with almajiri children begging the driver for food.

Welcome to Nigeria!!!

The moment you learn to stop blaming buhari for your problems is the moment you will grow and develop.

Oya start blaming buhari

Controversy, a very big tool in media, double edged sword too, be careful with it or your ship might sink.

Ask kemi, she knew how prison was like.
As dele momodu, he fled to Cotonou on bike,

If you can effectively master controversy, you will be smiling to the banks all the time and will be trending all the time,
Check guys like #davido #wizkid #burnaboy and so on.
Your management too also matters!!

How will someone bred up and brought up in Lagos know whether their is Atlantic ocean in his state?

Is your name "someone"?

Fear the trouble that when it starts both the innocent and guilty will both suffer.

When the guilty are being punished, the innocent too might suffer.

Solution:
1. Deport them back to their home states
2. Bag, tag and gag them, brand them and give them jobs to do, shoe making, cloth sewing, barbing and so on. Years later some of them will become entrepreneurs and economy boosters.
An example is what Germany did with migrants from Syria and other Arab world.

Don't give up on any man, those that disappoint you hand them over to the police to fry their asses!!

Continue to be drinking burantashi in the night and sleeping with women and procreating like pigs and dogs without taking care of the children or any means of taking g care of them and come and be expecting the federal government will take care of them for you.


Bunch of *****, f**L's and st***d people, imagine 9million children roaming the streets in Nigeria with bowls and empty stomachs all in the name of one old system that they won't abolish.

Even Islam forbids begging in the streets, the Quran stipulated terms and conditions to be met before marrying more than one wife.
Only one man can birth up to 50 children. Keep reproducing, you will produce criminals, thieves, bokoharam, armed robbers, yahoo yahoo and so on.

God will not do for man, what man supposed to do for himself.

Continue to be sitting down there and be expecting them to give power to you. Keep deceiving yourselves.

Those in whose hands power lies are even still debating which of their "trusted" friends and allies or family members should they give power to. Talkless of someone they don't know. You have millions in your account and you have grown old, with kids, okay you will will all your properties to an outsider that you don't know abi?


Set your bed, put pillow and sleep don't worry ehn, they will bring the power to meet you inside your room, ***** man!!!!

On election day they will not come out, they will go to shop to go and sell market, later they will say they are marginalised. Because they hate buhari, buhari is idiot, buhari is cow, buhari is brainless, dullard, jubril from Sudan, yes we have heard you, alaye leave buhari, talk about issues not person. How will Nigeria develop? By abandoning your hometown and fleeing to Lagos?

Don't worry, like God sent "manna" from heaven to children of Israel, may be he will send power to you too!!!

Don't quote me, discuss the topic!!!!

O boy, let me just shut my mouth.

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Don't quote me, I don't give a *****

Even Baba God himself tamed and caged women, cut their high wings, tied rope to their necks and handed it over to men.

Don't misjudge what I typed, its just hyperbole. Nevertheless, if you tamper with what God has designed then there will be serious trouble.

Women are not slaves but don't turn then to kings or you will smell pepper. Women are not spitting tools but don't overpamper them or you will hear weeeen!!!.

As for those clamouring for gender equality, don't deceive yourselves, God has already elevated a man above a woman, but if you a mumu man, go to the market, buy rope, tie it around your neck and give it to a woman.
A word is enough for the *****

You said guys are attacking ladies, after all these headlines everyday?

1. Chinese man notices his twin babies have different DNA test results

2. Man drinks sniper his girlfriend breaks his heart

3. Wife kills her husband after he found him cheating

Saw an armour tank and some soldiers in uniforms on Zaria road yesterday evening. Just wondering what the hell is happening sha. Baba God please take over oooo. No more peace in Naija anymore, wahala wahala everyday. To chop na wahala.

While some are sitting in their houses enjoying the show, in chaos lies great opportunities!!!

Where you come from doesn't matter, its what you do that counts!!!

Jonathan said he had no shoes, he built almajiri schools for them in the north

Ibb came from whatever, he started construction of Lagos bridge, moved capital to abuja

Abacha came from Niger, according to rumours, don't know if its true, he kept abacha loot for us

Obj came from prison, he wiped out odi and zaki biam

Buhari came from daura, he is still battling with the steering

Yaradua(rest in peace) came from I don't know, he did amnesty for militants.


Stop asking what can Nigeria do for you, ask what can you do for Nigeria.

Good or bad, do something, because everybody is a story.

Yeye dey smell. Be fighting yourselves here while those clowns are inside aircon looting you dry.

Abuja is south south, kwara is shit shit, what impact has that had on the standard of living of the common man?

Happy fighting!!!

And some later regret it in the long run. When the bad guy breaks her heart and dumps her. She will then be saying all guys are bad.

Leeching, gold digging , forming are some of the first tools she first start to learn with. Send me card, by me shoes, take me shopping, fix my hair, subscribe my dstv , fuel my car.

Bad guys don't cry to their mama when heartbroken, they can handle themselves. Because they like been prone to cheating with many guys, thy will prefer jumping and tasting and dumping the guys as they sleep with them.

Stop "bombing" our "goldmine".

Abbatoir men will be praying for cows to kill. Cows will be praying to God " Not today ".


Welcome to Nigeria, dead bodies on the streets, millions in their accounts.

Good things don't last.

Life is like football, Okocha will dribble everybody and won't collect any award, why Kanu will hide beside the post and collect all the trophies. Life ain't fair.

Well don't miss the fun, Okocha too had fun!!!!!

Nigerian *****don't play nice at all. They always play wicked and bad.


Fela sang: if you call her African ******, she no go gree she go say, she go say I be lady oooooooo!!!!

Never underestimate a ******, especially the Nigeria version, she can go to hell for your case!!!

There was this girl in my former workplace. She was very fine. An epitome of beauty, We all the male staff know she is a who.re. Many of the staff, young and old have slept with her.

Later on I just noticed that she was giving me green lights, I was like "what the hell is going on?". A girl that formed like Holy Mary when she first came to the office? So I started dogding her codedly. Usually ladies don't fall for guys if they don't need something, d!ck, money, power, or others.
I later left the job, though due to some issues, hers also included.

You don't fear Nigerian *******? Don't worry, they will contribute money for you to buy jeep, after you have bought it, then they will pray to God to let you die of road accident. Then no dey tell person!!!

Funny thing about Nigerian ***** is that she will be telling you no whereas, she is giving it free to all your friends. When you now reach assembly in the evening, your friends will now be making jest of you say, "which girl?" I don't *****her!!!


Nigerian ******, one even tattooed, welcome to the gates of hell on her ******. Some of them already know where they are going when they die!!!

Nigerian *****, hope you are not jealous?

DNA test is the solution, just codedly get strands of your kids hair or blood and take tests for all of them. From there you will know whether she has been faithful with you all this while.

Women have been robbing men since 1910, they will just lie flat on their back, the idiot monkey will be going up and down, sweating profusely while they do nothing. And if she is "full house " wife, the guy don die be that. She will inherit all your properties and finally give you "rice and sniper". Adios amigo,

Before you lie/sleep with a woman, always have a back up plan, they are like the devil, no crime dinning with him, but use a looooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg spoon!!

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Please don't quote me!

When you carried her, her ***** will be hard, round and firm like Zuma rock

Immediately she goes to the bathroom and come back with wrapper or towel then you will see the ***** touching her belly button.

Chai May God save us from Nigerian *******!!!!!

Many of them have "tens" of body count. They will form for you like Baba God just delivered them from their mothers womb. But when you enter, you will be asking yourself

"Guy, am I swimming inside Atlantic Ocean?"

After *****ing with all the guys in the street, they will still be calling their ***** private part. Nigerian *****, God will *****you!!!!!

What code did you pressed?

This table you are shaking, I hope it doesn't fall sha