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Hope like he too doesn't collect N20?

God just made all the ladies in Ghana very very beautiful and left us with __________ ladies in Nigeria.


Only one Ghanaian lady is as beautiful as twenty Nigerian ladies.

Argue with your keyboard!!

4gb free on mtn? Are you joking?

Punshak zamani, where the hell are you now?

Prayers are still being processed by Baba God, so what about the curses now?

Happy birthday Baba!! Long life and more prosperity!!!!

He who fight and run lives to fight another day!!!

Some people spent four or five years in the university to study law or medicine or engineering.

You can't stop learning from the university of women. Everyday is a lesson!!! But you can ask those with experience how they coped when such and such happened. What is her level of love or you, can she die for you? Can she donate her kidney for you? Pretend that you are sick, ho will she take care of you? At the end of the month, lie to her that you have not collected salary, watch how she will react, those are the green lights that will make you know her level of love, easy, medium, hard, etc.

I am not married or engaged self, so I don't know how it feels self, the last time I was in love she broke my heart. But it doesnt mean all women as bad, but ogbeni watch your six! Sleep with one eye closed!!!

What someone thinks about you doesn't need to affect your behaviour or reaction even if she is as close as your wife, just create a chamber for her in your heart and move on. Women don't love the way men love. They love with emotion, men love with logic. See now, judging by this thread, you can off your cloth now and start fighting with someone because of woman matter. "May be" she is just pilling yourlegs to see how you will react.






You need some redpills try www.miseducations.com or the prof s profile www.nairaland.com/ ubun.ja . remove the dot there.





So that we won't be reading "man jumps from third mainland bridge after his girlfriend broke up with him" or "man drinks sniper after his girlfriend slept with his best friend".





You can also download the PDF format of the book titled " the manipulated man" by "esther villar" .



The person who has seen where thunder has struck will not be part of those abusing "the god of thunder".





Don't quote me, I don't care!!!

Hmmn, no good news on romance section, everyday you will be hearing

1. Man jumps from third mainland bridge after fighting with his wife

2. Man was sentenced to life imprisonment after beating wife to stupor

3. Man dies on sex romp with wife


When will there be peace in our families? No wonder there is chaos in the society. If two to three people can't live together in peace, how will millions live together in peace?

Fear Nigerian women, they can't buy iPhone or laptop or motorcar for their boyfriends, all they can buy for them are handkerchiefs, towels and boxers.

Fear the following
1.God
2. Nigerian women
3.Nigerian women

WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALES?
1. Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth.
2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch.
3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions do tear people apart.
4. Female cow meat is the strongest and hardest meat to chew.
5. And the most annoying one is...it is the female mosquitoes that causes MALARIA.
Females get wahala! Wallahi! �


Don't spoil the fun kindly add yours.

I don't know any thing about the writeup above trust me because I am a man and I never get girlfriend talkless of wife, I just saw it on Facebook, copied it added two or three maggi and salt and dropped it here.


Someone said some women menstruate twice in a month, chai that will pain like hell? How will she go about it?

SURE TRUTH MENSTRUAL CYCLE AND OVULATION PERIOD...



Most ladies don't understand this because of much heavy grammar used to teach it, and we don't listen to our body too.





Pls read, start listening to your body for signs and follow the simple analysis/steps for ease of getting pregnant........ �





MENSTRUAL PERIOD:The time blood flows out of your private area, when you use pad. �





MENSTRUAL CYCLE: Days it takes to see another blood in the month. If you last saw your period in October 11th and it started again on November 10th 2017, then you have 30days cycle (count from 11 October to 10 November).





NOTE: It is erroneous to believe its 28days cycle, different women have different cycles ranging from 21-35 days. �





OVULATION PERIOD: This is time to get pregnant without stress. This is 2 weeks after your period or 2 weeks before the next period.





Here's a simple way to calculate your ovulation (unsafe) period.



1. From the first day you see the blood of your period.



2. Pick up a calendar and count 14 days including the first day of the blood stain.



3. Mark the 14th day with a pen.



4. Mark 3 days before the 14th day, and



5.mark 2 days after the 14th day.



6. You will notice you have 6 days marked. These 6 days are your ovulation/fertile days also known as unsafe period. That is if you have sex on any of these days, then you have 98% chances of being pregnant.



7. Do this every month diligently Qua OTHER DAY IS YOUR SAFE PERIOD.



For example: 1. If your period is 11th Nov, 2017, 2. 14 days after the first day of the blood stain will be on 24h of this Nov month (2weeks after) counting from 11th. 3. 14th day is on the 24th November 2017. 4. 3days before the 14th day is 21, 22, 23. 5. 2days after 24th November 2017 is 25 and 26 6. 21-26th November (6days) is when you are ovulating. It is your fertile window and period.





**Don't forget that the 6 days is a reminder that sperm stays in the female body for about 6 days. Any sexual contact in between ovulation period will form something that has ears, eyes, etc.





ALSO...... If you want a baby girl, have sex between 3 days before ovulation (21- 23rd) 2017. For a baby boy on the main ovulation day and 3 days after 24th. ...........





MAJOR SIGNS THAT YOUR OVULATION HAS BEGAN... You don't need a doctor, just relax. After 2 weeks you may feel the following:



1. Headache.



2. High body temperature.



3. Dizziness (feeling of tiredness and sleepiness).



4. Breast tenderness/ size increases just like when you are menstruating.



5. Increased sex drive.



6. Light cramps or pain on one side of the pelvis.



7. Abdominal bloating.



8. Heightened sense of smell, taste or vision (you eat more).



9. Vagina mucus becomes slippery (if you notice, put it in between fingers...it stretches like thick catarrh or snail mucus...colorless like egg white. ...........



N/B: If you have headache without a cause, check back to when your period started.



You can drink both malt and peak milk....don't run to the pharmacist always on issues that can be naturally handled, because drugs are not always good on girls.

Or you can take only paracetamol. �



MEN, read and educate your wives and sisters, most don't know this. Women are not climbing climbing tools, care and share!!!

The more you point fingers to sinners, the deeper you step in sin. Self awareness and denial is key in belief and faith. Only God knows who will make heaven. Stop standing at the gates!! Even if you are the gate keeper, which will you prefer, that all of us should enter hell or heaven?

Let "God" play "God"!!!

Like for wike share for bubu

Stop thinking like a Jew, start thinking like a member. Whoever rules the land, ask yourself what benefit accrued to you? Nothing concerns these guys about anybody. If you like lockdown Nigeria for a whole year, they will still be kicking, rocking and making waves. They have enough to live for a lifetime. Like they usually say on radio Nigeria, don't ask what Nigeria can do for you. Ask what can you do for Nigeria.

Nobody cares about anybody, it just business!!

Since the Americans have been in charge nobody complained, now its chinas turn, they are groaning and yelling and gnashing their teeth.

You have China too, I hope your phone wasn't made there?

(Just joking)


When you visit a brothel to fxck, the who.re with ask you "how many rounds" then she will fxck you.


But when you get married to a woman, she will ask you. "How many lives do you have, so that I will quickly kill you"


Lol!!!

(Just joking)

Kill and chop kill and chop mentality every time.


Can't we protect the animals too?

Even if you don't fear God before. When Mtn cut all the N100 that you loaded for extracool for just one minute call,


Small, small fear of God will be entering your heart little by little. Yeye network!!!

Disadvantages of spending too much time in front if a mirror.

The more you look at the mirror, the more your spirit will be taking over. This one is now in hard level. After this na madness remain.

Because the devil smoked a trailer load of weed doesn't mean he will become "The Most High"!!!

You need some redpills try www.miseducations.com or the prof s profile www.nairaland.com/ ubun.ja . remove the dot there.


So that we won't be reading "man jumps from third mainland bridge after his girlfriend broke up with him" or "man drinks sniper after his girlfriend slept with his best friend".


You can also download the PDF format of the book titled " the manipulated man" by "esther villar" .

The person who has seen where thunder has struck will not be part of those abusing "the god of thunder".


Don't quote me, I don't care!!!

Paid protesters. Nothing new. Last last na two two hundred naira and one Congo of garri go end am. Welcome to Nigeria. Tomorrow if buhari visits kano, they will still welcome him and chant "sai baba".

When they said your worst enemy may later be your best friend. May be they were talking about these guys

After all the guys in their streets have """""" some Nigerian ladies will still be calling themselves virgins.


No problem, my grandma (may her soul rest in peace) once too was a virgin.

He who fight and run lives to fight another day.

Untapped natural resources is not good. If the state can lias with the fg, may be they can see how to extract it. But what do you expect, corruption everywhere, law of poverty: if you want to remain poor, sit down, do nothing , be nothing.

Hope we won't be hearing big grammar like "padding", " inconclusive " this time around?

Even if you hustle like dangote, popular like obasanjo, steal like babangida, and do yahoo yahoo like laptop, you cannot be vomiting money like General Sanni Abacha.

RIP to the dead.