₦airaland Forum

Kobicove:
Don't be too hopeful o

If a whale swallows you here in Lagos it will vomit you in the Niger Delta

Na Ogun go kee that Kain whale

Dreyton36:
Do I know you? No
Do you know me? No

Mind your business olofofo

Lights up my kpoli in peace

I will track you done hommie and fix you real good.

You're asking for it,and you will get it

2rez:
Oh k, like this kain stature bah?

Lemme Biko. Your wahala plenty

Juliusmalema:
People say some men do gossip like women but I always find it hard to believe till I read your post.


West and gossips

K

2rez:
Lol, how u go run from a grown up man like u? He grown up i presume. He fit dey pretend sef. Infact, na their type dey run very coded game of ga.y. No be deeper life u call am? I case my rest.

He is matured na..na grown up guy.

I guess he was scared. If I were gay,I would overpower him easily na.

Lol.

IntersexSherry:
through the abdomen they were able to do this and when its time for delivery. A C-C section delivery will be done.

Who are they? So it's kinda like IVF?
Because from the way you narrated the story, I thought he is hermaphrodite or something.

Dreyton36:
Idiotic dance
Desmond idiottt

Paste your u.s and canada banks let's do magic jare

Lights up my kpoli in peace

You are the married man with 4 kids and you also a yahoo nigga?

IntersexSherry:
he got a penis and he got pregnant, so he is a man?? He got no vagina..
Intersex people exist. Learn

So how dia he get pregnant na? Where is the hole into which the sperm went? Or his own sperm fertilised his own egg?

Juliusmalema:
People say some men do gossip like women but I always find it hard to believe till I read your post.


West and gossips

Please keep quiet. Or answer the question.

Not me.

I find it weird.

I don't get the rationale behind the act. Does that mean I never cherished her before kneeling or does it mean she is too short to access?

The PDA is just fuqin messy for me. Why do I have to do it where people are or something?

Anyways, I wish them well

Viknat:
I talk am say most big boys dey onto human organ business, since that asaba own cast, men, my eye come over open o. Abet make runs babes dey careful . my focus is on girls, cos guys cant be easily persuaded

What happened in asaba Biko?

Calivigny island..not far from Grenada abi?


*Calculates how to reach there in record time if a whale swallows me up*

hashtagged:
reminds me of a story of an Arab lady who chopped her husband's dick off and escaped jail to chop it off again after it was reattached

That's some premium shiit hommie.

Jeon:
Blacks self anywhere they are they must disgrace themselves.

Lol...still koshilo jor

Jeon:
Blacks self anywhere they are they must disgrace themselves.

Alaye koshidanu jor

Damn.


Peace is a lie, there is only passion
Through passion, you gain strength
Through strength,you gain power
Through power,you gain victory
Through,victory, your chains are broken.
-The Dark Side


Love and hatred, jealousy and envy
Are opposite sides of the same coin
Their father is passion,
Their mom is ambition.
-Lumi,2021

GOFRONT:
Set awon Baba Ijesha.....

Three days ago, one of them created a thread where he addressed himself as a "faithfull husband at HEART"!!!.... yet his John Thomas could not focus on only the kitty of his wife but that of a deeper Life lady....

Randy men everywhere bringing home HIV and syphillis as daddy oyoyo to their wives.

If you believe that thread,then you will believe anything.

Ade4dayo70:
True story kings...

I got scammed this morning by a supposed legit government grant which I intended to use for a startup I recently innovated...an organic powder that's beneficial to everyone.

I've had premonition and always vigilant about cybercrime like this but it came at the moment I was eager to take a shot at entrepreneurship, and seemed too real that I couldn't see the flaws.

The link was sent to me by one unfortunate supposed helper via Twitter few weeks ago.

Yesterday, when I got set to proceed the production of the product after enough research and documentation... I remembered the grant platform decided to apply this morning.

I was charged N750 through my account details I filled for the payment....for allocation of a profile manager that would help me follow the process successfully with regular update.

Then I received a call from the unfortunate supposed manager for verification purpose.

After few discussions, I suddenly received a debit alert of N25,000 without any prior payment agreement.

Then it got dawned on me that I've been scammed. I've gone to the bank to block my card and was assured of possible reversal(which I doubt).

Be Vigilant kings.

Sorry bro.

I stay away from any platform that tells me to pay this and that before I get that and this. The worse is asking me to put my bank details and pin or whatever. I stay far away from them.

Stay vigilant. It could have been 100k or more

Lonelypacifist6:
Poor dude,

I laughed like hell that day.

Funniest shiit to happen to me in a while

Yeah. When I'm home, I walk around naked too.

I once lived in a 4-bedroom flat with a deeper life flatmate. I'm so used to walking around naked/sleeping naked that I didn't know the dude hasn't slept around 9pm. Went to the kitchen and saw the dude. Mudafucker shouted jesus and ran away from me, to his room and barred himself in. He kept shouting jesus!!

Poor mudafucker thought I wanted to fuq him.

He was always skittish around me afterwards till he packed out.

N.B: I'm reading some yak about sleeping naked makes it easier for the enemy to attack you. That's some BS. The battle is spiritual and your clothes aren't needed for penetration. They will attack you nonetheless.

Doradorwa:
My mom is the opposite of sleeping naked. Whenever I'm at home she would enter my room in the mid night and give me a big slap on my boobs for no reason. Sometimes I sleep opening my laps... She go slap the lap that I will almost quench. She believes sleeping naked make one have spiritual partner.

But at campus I sleep naked.... It's the best after a hard day at school

UyaiIncomparabl:
If as a man, you don't play PS games or its equivalent, then you are a waste of space, honestly.

Clown

ebubey:
The man I'm dating is scared of marriage so I'm backing out...no time

Back out quick. I'm here

UyaiIncomparabl:
He's the broke one. I'm the one who feeds him, and I'm getting tired. He's just fine and has chest for nothing. He is even flashing me now sef. You can imagine the broke fool. Mscheww.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I am still having sinister thoughts about him.

He doesn't have enough money as I want. I think I will dump him soon. I just met one Alhaji who has promised to take care of me and I have seen that he can give me what I want, which is money. He's even an American citizen. I can't put up with any broke dude. Gosh. They stink. Dry pockets. Urggh.

My birthday is soon approaching and the fool can't afford my birthday bills. He's such a disgrace. He can't even afford my bone straight hair. Is that one a man? I'm so done.

You are one crazy ass woman

I laughed reading this. Your drama too much

Eriokanmi:
Tarr. I got married inside one room apartment with our kitchen located outside the house. ..no cars, na box tv we dey use, no single chair...visitors must sit on our bed. Today, we're blessed with good things of life. Our kids attend one of the best schools in the country. We built our house in a choice location in lagos and have travelled the world.

Don't despise your little beginning. You didn't create yourself, God did so your survival mustn't be dependent on the Nigerian economy or any government. Suffice it to say I've dined with world leaders, including Barak Obama right inside the Daughters of American Revolution (DAR) Constitution Hall near the white House in Washington DC on invitation by an organisation in recognition of my business activities in Nigeria. What more can I say?

Drop any girl who's saying you must get married in a 2-bed apartment or organise a talk of the town wedding when you don't have the power or resources to do so. She won't make a good wife. We are blessed with 3 wonderful children...one girl and 2 boys.

Sponsor my wedding bro. Gimme the little to start.

Guyman02:
As a married man with kids, years ago I used to tease younger men to get married, I even sponsor some aspects of their wedding as a way of motivation, now that the economy has hit me hard under this regime, I just look away, anyone who wants to get married should decide by himself, I no dey promote marriage to anyone again.

Buhari's regime is not marriage friendly, one girl here even opened a thread insulting her sister's unemployed fiance for coming to their house to eat food, she won't understand what many young men of marriage age are passing through because she has her parents roof over her head.

Pleas daddy, sponsor me too. I wanna get married ASAP

ekoson95:
Since I started playing VR games, I dey see all these flat screen games like wash

Oculus quest 2 all the way

I could like this....

I love the feeling VR gives

UyaiIncomparabl:
I would have bought this for my man. But he doesn't play PES and has no interest to learn. But, I am an avid PES player. One of the reasons why I will dump him like a hot pot. I want a man who shares my interest.

Lol,must he play ps5 or any game? He surely has other interests na.

I hate playing games, particularly football. Na car race i like back then. Now? I don't give a flying fuq.

Don't lose a good man because of ps5 o.

400 babe

Pweetyccee:
Nah I can't leave my family behind. We move together

Am good

Lol. Good geh.

Pweetyccee:
lol okay with my family right?

Lmaoooo...nope. just you.

Hope you good?