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LyfeJennings:
I once saw a guy at Ikeja City Mall
Hmmmmmmm
This guy be like god
Thia guy is fine asf
As in the guy shake me
I dey fear to shake am back

Bro...I dey tell you say I beat that Jordan guy hands down. And I dont even think I'm sexy...


Some naija men are so fine, even as a man you go admire them ni

Not hating but I beat him hands down and I dey naija with light issues and onion scarcity.

I.dont even consider myself sexy!!!...




Who dafuq gives out such awards blindly like this?

Splitmind:
Again you have just described the thought process of women and are projecting it onto men because we aren't sitting down to take your bullshit anymore.

This woman is clearly in the wrong and coming here to fish for sympathy. To you you never see the topic at hand only man-woman fight, she's asking for support after her failed attempt at manipulation but because women are so used to special treatment and no accountability you see nothing wrong with this behaviour.

If OP was a man the situation would still be ridiculous but because she's female you feel the need to form sisterhood and defend her.

Geddifokouttahere.

Lol...you and that geh dey fight upandan

Its now I know that the dude is trolling.

Na the same person under the two monikers.


No way a normal healthy dude sounds like a sorry case



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patoski39:
Una sure say no b one person dae operate those 2 accounts

I swear down. I think its just like that...


The pattern is too suspicious and cunning

kneehighbootz:
Look, let's be honest. The guy didn't try at all. I mean, a woman you're trying to be in a relationship with and you couldn't put your best foot forward. Like, what would it take to show care and concern for the woman you want to date and presumably marry?
I know the economy is hard for all of us but we shouldn't lose our humanity. Everything is so transactional right now, even love.

And nairaland guys, you guys should quit the online masturbation. Every time Nigerian women are beggars, urgent 2k, blah blah blah. In all my time on nl, I've seen more begging threads opened by males than the females on this forum. Stop fooling yourselves.

This is always what you type every time. Dont you have any other statement or view?

CalliDora1:
Don't mind him. He thinks he can shame me. He's here running his mouth tap but he has almost drained my battery with calls.

Dafe, michdaf, I'm done. Please let me be. Or did you think I would be sitting like a puppet waiting for you to come back?

Jesus!!!
You are one fuqed up woman. You clearly have issues you need to deal with before considering another relationship. You keep mentioning his real name for fuq sakes, all for what? Online clout?

Lemme tell you this: People on NL dont really give a fuq about you or him. This is just entertainment to them. In a week's time, no one even remembers you or him anymore...
If you are matured, you would have settled with him Offline. Your emotions are making a mockery of the whole thing.

Why on earth would you come online for such a mundane issue when the dude is just a text away. I taya o.

Hollusilva28:
searching for my soulmate. I pray you find your partner there

Thanks bro.

Decimus:
Yes bro. He should be paying her monthly, then save up to send her abroad for Masters next year.

Sarcasm at it's finest

SarutobiEky:
Lmao. you ehn...them just dey fall my hand as if the dear go make her consider them.

Consider them for what?

They dont know if she is pretty or not but I guess they wanna help a damsel in distress.


I.wish her the best though. Naija hard as it is

Sixfeetbelle:
I just finished dinner

I'm a romancelander. I should be here!

Serve mine quick. I'm starving

Hollusilva28:
Do you believe that majorities of foreigners prefer marrying from Africa continent. But due to our greedy devil handwork that have destroyed our images. I mean fraud, this is what is killing us now, those foreigners are afraid of dating an African man or woman. They believe that we have a marriage culture of sticking with our partners for better for worse.

I'm a living testimony. I met my wife on FB. I joined a dating group on FB & posted my pics. she slid to my dm & requested for video chat. but after 4days, she stopped replying to my messages and I stop, that evening she told me, her parents forbidden her to talk to me due to 419 from africa. I told her it's okay, if she didn't trust me.

After 3months, she chatted with me back & apologize, till today the rest is history

Oya daddy, drop the name of the group na...make I sharply join

Decimus:
I understand you bro. It's good now that you are ready to correct your mistake, that lady is a gem and she doesn't deserve such treatment from you. Since she's not picking your calls, text her to send you her account number so you can wire her account. She also said you are a civil servant, maybe you should place her on a certain percentage of your salary, like 35%.
If she refuse to send her account number, go and drop the money at her doorstep.

Are you for real?

Sixfeetbelle:
Bitter souls like you will keep on showcasing your bitterness in all you do/say.

You here again!!!!


Oya goan cook dinner!!!

You dey mind them. Calling her dear dear upandan and already like 7milliom don send her PM.

If na man now, na 'huzle huzle' oooo we go dey hear upandan

SarutobiEky:
All these men..consoling the Op if it was your fellow man in the same position, would you be this sympathetic to his plight? Watch how they flood the thread to pacify her. I wonder why e be like this for my gender. Who do us this thing?

BigDawsNet:
You going through a process called Work Stress...it can be challenging and exhausting and can really drain you to the last bar...it will affect lots of things around you and people who care about you will feel the impact...

Only understanding people can flow with that feeling....

All you need is to request for a work leave
..if granted

You need to take a trip

Anywhere around Nigeria or probably west Africa

Just a holiday to clear your head
And eat good food with nice atmosphere
Don't forget to visit the beach ..relax and feel fresh air...

Traveling / Holiday will recharge your soul...

Good luck

Somebody who said she is broke should now tour Nigeria and west Africa?

You wan give her the money or what?

Sixfeetbelle:
Poco does not stand for many girls though

She ain't the only one, just the earliest!!

Brandonx:
She needs your help

.....help her naaa

Brandonx:
I don't know why I find your writeup amusing! But Sister don't worry ehn we ve got you covered.
@ luminouz is here for you.

That FUQ?

Who is she?

King44:
The guy was at fault and not serious but point of correction don't generalise. You sef, I never chop I never chop naso play dey turn reality.

How was he at fault Sir?
A girl you just met deh say she never chop for 3 days and you will send her money or what? No wonder girls dey chop una anyhow


Think deep and see what dafuq I'm saying. Many girls here faulted her story and the interpretations.

You see the way a lady reasons now?


What stops Caligula or whatever she calls herself from asking the guy why he acted like that? But here she is, bringing it online and acting all superior as though the nigga OWED her ANYTHING...

Yet she came online and I see many ladies comments calling him a fairweather friend and all that? A guy you just met like some weeks ago is expected to be an ogbomosho wizard, so as to know your mind WHILE YOU ARE BUSY TESTING him? Who asked you to be a tester?..

That guy did no wrong. He ain't your sponsor and ladies are fond of URGENT 2K, MY DATA FINISHED, I'M HUNGRY and all.sorts of goddamn life issues once they meet a guy and he was just being cautious,so he won't end up with a leech...

If you are pained that much by his actions, confront him and tell him to his face,not come here giving us some telletunes about what HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO FOR YOU OR SOME BS. Then,you acting like you are doing him a favour by being his friend. Block him or not, the fact remains that the dude didn't simp for you and you are hurt.

Pele mai dear.


Cc. CalliDora

mariahAngel:
E se jare!

Nor do you.

I've seen you.

mariahAngel:
Go take a clooooooooooooooooose look at her; does she look poor and ugly to you?

No..she does not

tunde82seidat:
Truth is we are not yet on that level where women approaches men n the men won't see anything bad about it. Most times the man takes advantage of the woman.So don't come for Nigerian ladies for this .It's not their fault.Its a cultural things.not saying it's right

No.spoil their huzle naaaa


Nawa for you oh

Brandonx:
If I dey school by this time I for don go wash my head for my village river.

I no get job na shentro I dey do

Lol...


God.bless ya huzle bro

Brandonx:
Banters with a petulant child ?
You are @ work so face your job and leave nairaland.
This petulant child does not have job

Lol....u still dey school?

Brandonx:
Come o luminouz are you sure you are not possessed?
Why should I miss you ?

Lmaoooo

I missed our banters bro...

Anyways.. Have a good one

SweetCunt97:
Aswears to god. But then, when a lady see a tall handsone man with beards and good physique, she got no choice but to Holla first cos delay is dangerous

Lmaoooo

I concur.

SweetCunt97:
Me. I did. Nothing there.

LiARrrr

Brandonx:
She saw a rich fine man why won't the holy spirit minister to her ?
That's how they go about trying their luck everywhere, ;I believe this isn't her first time

Hello sweetie!!!

Been a while, you miss me?


N.B: Na you even comment after me....

*sighs*


Another one right here!!


Please, NL ladies....send us DM...


Dont die in silence.... Listen to the Holy Spirit naaaa!!

engrchykae:
she knew I don't like seeing her cry,so she often press the mumu button,then I learnt women crying doesn't always mean shit,lot of times,they use it as kids to get their way.
But I had to support my brother,he was about being thrown out.
Any woman who doesn't have regards for your family,who doesn't see your family as her family has bad plans in the future.

Lmaoooo...your wife na drama queen abeg.

I no send ladies tears. Frankly, I react in two ways. I either burst out laughing or get irritated but pity them? Never.

Abeg help your brother o. Infact, I still dont understand why she would cry because you had to help your brother. I mean, your brother is also part of her family now...isn't he?