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KingDash:
I tell you bruh, the fuu just killed that harmless snake for nothing...

Sixfeetbelle:
You might be right sha.

My tendency to associate with the weird and crazy is worrying, even to me.



But I'll still not near a snake, let alone pat its head even with that.

Sixfeetbelle:
Osino pat its head? Me? Pat a snake's head? Tufiakwa!




Oga, you're mad and you have no one to tell you. Sorry.

osazsky:
stop misleading people it's a public forum...any green snake with a yellowish stomach is a eastern green mamba its venomous and can shut down ur entire nervous system in 2 sec if beaten

SafeArch:
Heart of man is indeed wicked. Meanwhile I will never understand law. There were 5 perpetrators yet only one is punished while others walked free in exchange for selling one person out? Doesn't make any iota of sense to me

Obas101:
that's a green mamba... one of the most dangerous snakes in africa

Francis95:

IAmSkinny:
My ogas here, how would you handle this mess of a marriage as an unplugged fellow?

https://www.nairaland.com/6266592/really-frustrated-wife-keeps-denying

Francis95:
Swears, we really argued for long

Francis95:

lefulefu:
i tire oo..report issue .ppl will just laugh at him and reporting to pastor will worsen issue and make him look pathetic .he should off the marriage jor and tell her i no do again.the wife obviously has another dude on the side servicing her .and this also is also a reason a man should be sexually familiar with a lady before he marries her.very important the woman u getting married to finds u sexually attractive.

Martinez39s:
OP thinks his marriage is a do-or-die and divorce is unthinkable, extreme, and irresponsible, just like most Nigerian men. No matter how much you try to preach to conditioned sheeples like the OP that you can't singlehandedly save a sinking titanic (irredeemable marriage/bad wife), they will ignore and look for "solutions" and try to "fix things." In line with OP's desire, simps and fools are dishing out comments to advice him. They are giving him the shovels to widen his bottomless pit.

Martinez39s:
OP doesn't want to know the truth and do the right thing. He is looking for "solution." Nigerian men and "I have been married for __ years ...what do I do 'cos I'm tired?" are like 5 & 6

Herrymax:
i collected a girl number from my area some weeks ago, i didn't call the girl until the third day, when i called her, she responded well, we fixed a date to meet the second day, when we meet the second day, i told the girl what i wanted from her, she said OK that she go give me reply the second day, second day come the girl don start to dey form (girl wey don fall for me already), nah so me self just lockup i no call her again.

following week nah so i dey go work in the morning and saw the girl coming towards my direction.
i just acted like have never Know her all my life and continue on my journey,
the girl just dey amaze say which kind guy be this.

baralatie:
that is because you are not thinking outside the box.
the wife already factored this.why would her husband come and report this kind of issue........impossible
but when she knows the husband mouth sharp like razor and cut like butcher knife....
knowing that the husband narration of events can cause her to make a life changing decision...
she knows that it is either she saves her face or her marriage or the marriage scatter

baralatie:
you still no get people will blame the husband for taking that car from the irrespective of whatever reason he brings.it will be proving to him in favour of the wife as an act of maltreatment.
thereby kissing out

baralatie:
a real man?
are u kidding me?
the Bleep can't touch his wife's breast and you talking about real kini?
she is showing character!
abeg the guy should blow the thing open so he has the narrative.from there the true intentions will come out

baralatie:
you are not understanding fully yet!
as at now!
she has the car,maid and doing of chores in her kitty and if he as the husband withdraws the car.
she will switch the story as the husband is maltreating her and if he comes out that it is because of sex.nkbody will believe that story.
you get the game now

baralatie:
a marriage of 2 years and the wife is using sex as a weapon to manipulate the husband and he should keep quiet.
na there he go die the woman go bury am.
if he open fowl yansh and the woman says he no do again.
who comes out the better?

IDERAWOLE:
I feel like dropping some lines of advice for you, but a bit sleepy now.

From your story, your idea of a great sex is all about penetration of the organs like most men think.

Most men think the way you do. Reason for most sexual frustrations in marriages.

The starting point for great sexual experience is the holding of hands during the day when there's no sex on the agenda. Next is looking into her eyes, all the home chores you've been doing but painfully, they may not be her love languages. Find out her love languages, touching, words of affirmation, helping hands, buying of gifts etc. Some speak all of these languages, some one or two.

Sex doesn't make sense with a lady who is not asking you to make love to her. And how do you make a lady beg you for it? By those things I mentioned above.

That wife of yours will like to gist and talk and you are direct opposite of her from the way you spoke.

Forget about thrusting matter now and get to know your wife. Even lower animals love all those pre-sex fantasies, that most women want. Start practicing it, before you know it, you'll begin to run from too much sex.

baralatie:
all of you guys saying the guy should collect back the car is only giving the women reason to dig in her heels and create a big rift

baralatie:
the best way now is not for the man to suffer in silence!
make the issue blown out open before people that matter(people she cannot hide from) in a way she is made to understand the end result of the choice she is about to make.either she ends the marriage based on the premise she longer is love with the husband as a result she finds him not loveable or she corrects this anomaly with immediate effect.(not try to make she makes a roundabout turn)
this without throwing trantums in the house

Mayababy:
lol...ok

postmann:
I'm as savage as they come. Keep the tough talk underneath your underdeveloped sense of judgment.

Your POV is only a reflection of your cognitive limitations. The first pertinent question on this issue is "who gave them teachers authority to administer drugs on minors?" Everything else is secondary.

I believe your dysfunctional sense of judgment comes from your exposure to perennial societal abuse.

DCatt:
You are just too dumb to get yourself where you really want. What part of I don't care who you are you don't get? If riling people up is your dream achievement, count me out, the only place you will be living rentfree is in your imagination. You are just a ghost on the internet looking to live your best life online.

Again keep everything you know about tribes to yourself, you need it more to guide you to be true to yourself first. One thing I'm not is an impostor or a pushover like you. One of these is who you are and I have no time of day for your kind. No one can beat Igbos in hating others, if Igbos would be the most racist if they are white, so shoke on that your hatred sermon, you are fooling no one.

Mayababy:
lol

DCatt:
Your profile means nothing and I don't really care how you see anything.

I'm called Omoluabi doesn't mean I should be stuppid and allow people to get away with shitt.

You are beholden to public opinion and can go ahead and live your fantasy out here, miss me on that.

You won't be this way if you are not a pushover iddiot looking to please people or hiding who you really are. A nut in your head is either screwed too tight or loose.

Well I still don't believe you are Yoruba.

vikkimimi:
I just did it...it's mind blowing...gush

why do I feel my phone is just wasting in my hands...like I'm not even a gamer...just chats and calls and movies ...

mariahAngel:
The term Igbotic is synonymous with handsomeness, well-fed, wealth and affluence, so it's a compliment.