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Romance › Re: What Are Your Experiences With Older Ladies? by luminouz(m): 5:40pm On Sep 06, 2020
Lemme read comments
Politics › Re: Naira Rains At Hanan Buhari’s Wedding Party by luminouz(m): 5:38pm On Sep 06, 2020
Hope those naira notes are not contaminated sha
Foreign Affairs › Re: Noor bin Ladin Says Trump 'Must Be Re-Elected' To Prevent Another 9/11 by luminouz(m): 5:36pm On Sep 06, 2020
Wolgrace:
Osama Bin Laden that was professionally and criminally trained by the American founding fathers of terrorist organisations..? The same men groomed Trump through Jesuit Order of chaos and destruction?

See, I don't have time to dish out all about these satanists. Both republic and democratic parties are two horns of America's god, Satan aka BAPHOMET.. The sons and daughters of the great harlot mother.

Many secrets to unravel about them, but no time..
Lmaoooooo


Now I see why u were so passionate about that other topic...

WtF u been smoking bro? cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:24pm On Sep 06, 2020
Zzor:
what is your own inside,did he complain, he's my friend off here and he's cool with it.Stop trying to subtly initiate people into your redpill occult
Ok
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Refusing To Submit To Me Because Of Our Age Differences by luminouz(m): 4:06pm On Sep 06, 2020
LIES
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:59pm On Sep 06, 2020
Zzor:
im fine
All that story and "I'm fine" is the best reply you can come up with? undecided


Damn, una girls dey taya me sometimes
Crime › Re: Lady Shares Pictures Of Injuries Inflicted On Her Mum By Dad (Disturbing Pix) by luminouz(m): 3:20pm On Sep 06, 2020
Shuku:
Are you saying parental discipline can/might/could/may involve beating up a child with a fan belt and kicking the child out at 10.30pm?

While growing up, did you ever observe any loving father/mother discipline their child in that way? I did not o. Not even pets are treated as such and they are animals right?

Do you know what a fan belt is?

Are you aware that 10.30pm is 90 minutes before midnight?

Stop paying her school fees? The damage the lady has reported is terrible. To her body, mind, psyche. The person who should be protecting her is the one abandoning her to whatever fate befalls her. He doesn't care what the outcome might be.

Please, that's child abuse of the highest order. The man should be invited for questioning by relevant authorities. And prosecuted as well as jailed for gross misconduct and cruelty, child abuse and spousal abuse (domestic abuse).
Many parents have done worse than fan belt and the kids turned out right. You dont know what some kids have done to incur the wrath of their parents. Or have you seen a father/mother beating a blameless child? You only listen to one part and lose all logic and I wonder why nigerians are reactors at the wrong thing. If y'all have so much righteous indignation, we won't have leaders like buhari ruling us, cuz y'all will vote right. Hypocrisy dey kill us dey go ni.

Its laughable that no one would come to her aid when the said dad finally decides to stop paying her school fees. Will you,kind Sir, pick up her bills? She is a pharmacy student and still has some years to go. I bet you won't, so stop being ideal and get being real.


Let's all stop being emotional biko and be objective. If you still have some indignation to share,then use these threads to cool down

1. At what age did your parents stop beating you?

2. Mother and their resetting slaps or beatings



There are tens of such threads so take your time to read them.


One love
Crime › Re: Lady Shares Pictures Of Injuries Inflicted On Her Mum By Dad (Disturbing Pix) by luminouz(m): 11:26am On Sep 06, 2020
Wolgrace:
Emotional? Why try to rub or envelope or pin the truth to it? This is not so.. The only reason for your elongated bias argument is that she didn't die in the process.. Punching wife is a murder attempt, more like near death (you know the danger of uncontrollable anger), it is a well known fact that women are naturally weaker..

Hey! No matter what she did to the man, turning his wife to punching bag is not the right way of handling her errors.. Many are jailed for it due to life loss from the beastie act..

-Kindly make it plain that you are a wife-beater apologist..
K...
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Erica Threatens To Kill Laycon by luminouz(m): 8:03am On Sep 06, 2020
humilitypays:
There are classy Nigerian girls my brother...you need to upgrade..we have done white but saw that classy black chicks are the best brother lol



Erica is a mistake!


With her tiny boobs like onions, to me she is not fine for Laycon to be killing himselve over..she is just like one of those girls in the neighborhood guys use to cure konji at night but Laycon seems to have been turned down by so many ladies in the past so he saw Erica and felt he has landed the most beautiful woman on earth lol, its always like that for guys who find it difficult to get a girl, when one mgbeke or plain Jane replies their hello, they see her as the most beautiful woman on earth, that's Laycon's problem with Erica.



Nengi is the only beautiful girl to my taste in that house. Nengi only!!


Lilo is a bit okay but she is short!


Others na just usual plain Janes that full every Nigerian street and homes.


So brother, you need to taste some of our classy Nigerian babes, u go run throway that your oyimbo chick weh de taste like water grin


Classy, hot black ladies rock jareh kiss
This one too dey talk...with ya head like coconut. grin

no humility at all!!
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Erica Threatens To Kill Laycon by luminouz(m): 7:33am On Sep 06, 2020
loko50:
Keeping quiet to insults is the best way to show maturity. Let big brother discipline Erica. At least the game has it's written rules.
Ok boss
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Erica Threatens To Kill Laycon by luminouz(m): 7:08am On Sep 06, 2020
espn:
Where is the pretense. Do you expect him to beat her up. This guy is just like me because I have anger issues but I choose to work on it. People with anger issues who decide to work on it always try as much as possible to be very cool and even act like an idiot but trust me after the whole insult and harassment I will never forgive the person.
So who now lost@last sentence.

If you're angry,show it and air your grievance,not cool harbouring shiit in your heart. It could blow it up.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Erica Threatens To Kill Laycon by luminouz(m): 7:07am On Sep 06, 2020
JaneYave:
After all the drinking? He tried,abeg.Not all guys will behave like him. That death threat we all know is impossible,insecurity,hatred and alcohol wil be her hinderance.l wish her well.
K
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Erica Threatens To Kill Laycon by luminouz(m): 6:44am On Sep 06, 2020
JaneYave:
He had shown the real character twice.Firstly,when he declined her gesture to gossip Kidd when she was hurt.Then by sweetly keeping quiet to the insults.Thats a hero walking in there!
Lmaoooo...keeping quiet to insults is a sign of heroism? The death threats nko?


You never even blamed the Erica babe. grin
Crime › Re: Lady Shares Pictures Of Injuries Inflicted On Her Mum By Dad (Disturbing Pix) by luminouz(m): 6:14am On Sep 06, 2020
Wolgrace:
You left the subject matter to exclaim the name of our Lord God.. She reported physical abuses and attempted murder with pure evidence.

What will he report with evidence? Even if he has, can he be proven guitless for his beasty attack against his wife?

Whatever the cause, he's a monster.. I believe you support wife beating as a means of handling marital lapses, reason you are earnestly looking for his side of story to justify his ungodly act..

Sir, you are so wrong.. Even though the wife is at fault, not sure yet, punching or beating is not the right way to handle an erring wife- this is the main subject matter you are dodging.. He acted beastly!
On this note, I give up on your case. If you can't converse without getting emotional, I just dont know what to say ..


One love bro/sis
Crime › Re: Lady Shares Pictures Of Injuries Inflicted On Her Mum By Dad (Disturbing Pix) by luminouz(m): 11:53pm On Sep 05, 2020
Fourwinds:
with the physical abuse I'm seeing on the woman what evidence do you need again... Even if the man come out to say his wife abused is ancestors, will that be tenable again?
*sighs*

Just follow the news aiit, we will hear some updates soon enough
Crime › Re: Lady Shares Pictures Of Injuries Inflicted On Her Mum By Dad (Disturbing Pix) by luminouz(m): 11:53pm On Sep 05, 2020
Wolgrace:
Yes sir.. Even if the findings favours him, he would still be declared guilty for the physical abuses on her body and lower degree attempted murder with the bolded chapters and parts of the law (it's bruise and blood case now). And the woman might walk free because the man may only have emotional stories that touches and favours him without any physical evidence to present in the presence of justice.

So, should we still wait to unfold or not when the man already failed woefully to keep his marital vow?
Jesus!!!

Stop being emotional and keep yourself tuned biko. grin

Its almost as if you want me to join you in killing the man.
Romance › Re: I No Marry Again!!!! Bride Changed Her Mind And Abandoned Her Husband On Wedding by luminouz(m): 11:42pm On Sep 05, 2020
Zzor:
of that's how she wants it,so be it
But if na man try am... your response would be different...

undecided undecided undecided undecided
Crime › Re: Lady Shares Pictures Of Injuries Inflicted On Her Mum By Dad (Disturbing Pix) by luminouz(m): 11:38pm On Sep 05, 2020
Wolgrace:
He will get served..
Lol...


Just wait and see,aiit?

No matter how much I hate domestic violence...there is never smoke without fire...men are castigated and shamed without even being heard first. You automatically assumed the man is an animal. While he may truly be, he may also be a victim of circumstance. I believe his side of the story should be heard,not just judging him on SM on the altar of your emotions.
Crime › Re: Lady Shares Pictures Of Injuries Inflicted On Her Mum By Dad (Disturbing Pix) by luminouz(m): 11:32pm On Sep 05, 2020
Wolgrace:
If God is never guilty for public shaming after many warnings, then she did right.. We know its not common for women to beat their husbands when they do wrongs as they don't possess such headship. Does that give men the automatic license to abusive the headship by laying hands on their wives when wrong? No way!

No matter the circumstances that surrounded the issue, the man is guilty. Almost second/third degree attempted murder..
Just wait and let it unfold. Will you?
Culture › Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by luminouz(m): 9:07pm On Sep 05, 2020
PrecisionFx:
There is equally no jesus, mohammed and hellfire
K...
Culture › Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by luminouz(m): 9:01pm On Sep 05, 2020
spaceacademy:
it is real. metaphysics implies paranormal.my parent narrated the story of agbekoya. the good book talks about principalities,darkness,powers, rulers
What's agbekoya? shocked
Culture › Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by luminouz(m): 8:58pm On Sep 05, 2020
PrecisionFx:
U are lying already, u no see shit.
Please be civil. I'm too old to be pulling diapers off your ass biko.

If you dont believe me, believe there is Jesus and Mohammed and hell fire.


Now,can we rest the matter?
Culture › Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by luminouz(m): 8:53pm On Sep 05, 2020
PrecisionFx:
What is that thing that u have seen so far?
Dem plenty Bros,I won't lie to you...


Sha let's leave am like that!!
Travel › Re: COVID-19: Quarantine Protocol For Travelers Arriving In Nigeria by luminouz(m): 7:52pm On Sep 05, 2020
Gdskillful:
My husband doesn't want me to work.

Aunty, use that phone in your hand to make money while staying at home. Ask me "how?"
Why?

Where!


When? cheesy
Culture › Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by luminouz(m): 7:14pm On Sep 05, 2020
SirMichael1:
You squirrel! I'll have your blood tonight and maybe some meatpies or you've got any suggestions? I'll have your blood non the less. grin grin
Yen yen yen


*rolling eyes*
Culture › Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by luminouz(m): 7:14pm On Sep 05, 2020
sonnie10:
Although I was a child then, I had my ears to ground. There were rumors then that the soldiers were specially picked. The Ogas and among themselves, they knew soldiers that combined some unofficial "strength and powers" in addition to their training. Those were the ones called into the firing squad. Their shots were believed to be more potent.
Hmmm....cool...

Its a case of juju vs juju
Culture › Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by luminouz(m): 6:25pm On Sep 05, 2020
SirMichael1:
Oh, you're looking for loophole in an illogical comment, one that you've just embark off not too recently? Nonsense. grin
You again!!!

One would think you have disgraced yourself enough with not understanding a simple sentence, yet you are trying to do more damage to your e-psyche!!!

Pity ursef naaaa grin
Culture › Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by luminouz(m): 6:23pm On Sep 05, 2020
SirMichael1:
don't worry, old age will hit you soon and you'll start carrying the mamary glands and the pot belly that your wife ought to carry for you. grin
So you do have a sense of humour!!!


Nice one grandpappi
Culture › Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by luminouz(m): 6:14pm On Sep 05, 2020
SirMichael1:
It's marriage, a commitment, not a death sentence. Everytime i look into my daughter's eyes, i always see what i missed while being a bachelor.

You won't understand this though. Anyways, try getting a child in wedlock or if you like, out of wedlock. There's no closure than those white, big beautiful eyes.
*Tired yawn*


All these true confessions would have been avoided only if you could read a simple statement.

Bye bye grandaddy!!!
Culture › Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by luminouz(m): 6:13pm On Sep 05, 2020
sonnie10:
Warning : Graphic story

In those days of firing squad in Nigeria, there was one we went to watch that involved 16 condemned criminals. But one of them was a notorious "Odeshi" boosting criminal. He was the one most people came to watch. In fact, most people betted that he would never die by the guns. Usually, 2 soldiers were given one criminal to execute, so there were 32 soldiers altogether. After the preparations of the drums, the criminals were tied to each drum and the soldiers had their normal parade, then prayers were offered by the priest.

The final moment came. At the command of the leading solider, bullets rained and the smell and sound of hot metals (the bullets colliding with the drums) and gun powder filled the air. From a distance where the watching crowd gathered at the opposite end of the field, I could see red vapor of blood rising in the air from each drum stand. Blood spattered and dripped all over them. Some died at the sound of the gun, some at the first shot, most after a while. We knew because we could see their heads dropped over their chests. However, a medical examiner also approached them to confirm that they were actually dead. How they even thought anyone would survive it still beats my imagination. Ironically, the "Odeshi" criminal did not die. His head was still up. He was the last one standing of the 16.

The way the soldiers worked as a team was to join their next neighbor once their own assigned criminal was confirmed death. Therefore, as the number of criminals reduced, the number of soldiers facing the remaining ones increased. Finally, it was this last one standing versus 32 soldiers. Till today, I wish I had unseen what I saw that day. The down pour of bullets, the ripping of flesh and the dismemberment of individual body parts. The soldiers made a perfect circle on his chest with bullets, which eventually gave way and the pound of flesh landed on the ground creating a blood filled tunnel on his chest. That was when his head dropped. The doctor found his way through the mess and nodded in affirmation.

It was the end of the man with "Odeshi" as the soldier marched away to allow the city undertakers scoop what was left of his remains and nailed the coffin.
So,in essence, the higher the barrage,the weaker the juju bulletproof?
Culture › Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by luminouz(m): 6:11pm On Sep 05, 2020
Offpoint:
But all the mention can be proven, it has been studied and proven... Apart from stories, can you prove efficiency of juju?
Not Bermuda Triangle!!

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