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Sports › Re: Football World Greets Ronaldo As He Clocks A Century Of Goals for Portugal by luminouz(m): 4:43pm On Sep 09, 2020
paulolee:
congrats man....such a nice record he is chasing but messi still remains the realest GOAT because he do score goals and is more of a playmaker too unlike cr7..
its funny u guys keeps dragging this GOAT issue between cr7 and messi forgetting the FACT dt messi had more ballon d or awards, more trophies and individual awards than cr7 and most importantly messi started football 2 SEASONS after cr7 did and he isnt dt far away from his goal records...
I hope this Messi you dey always defend know you sha...cuz the energy u dey use carry the guy matter for head...na die
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:38am On Sep 09, 2020
anastasius:
I used to be a male feminist. I've learnt the hard way. Naija women are leeches
Tell us what made you change your mind.

This will,I believe, help the thread
Sports › Re: US Open 2020: Djokovic Defaulted After Hitting Ball At Line Judge (video) by luminouz(m): 2:02am On Sep 08, 2020
Ovie56:
Just as i thought half life half brain, with limited cognitive functions. People who aren't capable of a coherent thought and speech. I made a point which you had no counter argument here you trying to prove you're more stupid than I initially thought.
K
Sports › Re: US Open 2020: Djokovic Defaulted After Hitting Ball At Line Judge (video) by luminouz(m): 10:13pm On Sep 07, 2020
Ovie56:
What does repentant have to do with any of my claim? How is being someone's fan a sin? I have been replying to an half brain half life troll damn.
Now that you have confessed, goan sin no more......



Bye Darling kiss
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:21pm On Sep 07, 2020
KVN1:
Hello redpillers,

I messed up again.

I traveled to another city for some business transactions.

Prior to that time, there's this girl I've been chatting with and making overt passes at( yeah, I've been raw and straight to the point with her), and whenever I say sth about making out with her, she turns me down weakly with words like"you're high, your head" etc

Once upon a time,I invited her over to my school,she schools in another state..She agreed to come, but I had to cancel, because I was checking my expenses.

Throughout last week,I was in the town where she stays,but I had to finish with most important stuffs first..

On Thursday,I gave her a call and asked her to come to the hotel where I was lodging..she begged me to shift our meeting to Sunday because that's the only time she's free from work. In the course of our meeting plans,she told me she'll be coming with her sister cos she doesn't trust me. I asked her to bring her purse along to clear her sister's bills..she finally coordinate shaa

Mind you,I was lodging in a hotel, and because I accepted the postponement,I had to pay for two extra nights (just to have sex... for my mind naa)

She called me two hours to our scheduled meeting time and told me she wouldn't be able to make it that she made some loss in the shop which she would be trying to pay back by working overtime... I became furious,but I was still calm.. I called her again, this time, trying to cajole her to come... that I already wasted cash for her sake...She stylishly dropped the call and claimed it was network..but this time,she was beginning to feel guilty...so I banked on that... I asked her where she stays and she lied about that...

I again remembered she once told me that so I traced her to her place.


On seeing me,she was so shocked, surprised...but happy that I could find my way to her place...

I wasn't having any of those, so I rebuked her severely, but this time,she was begging.I decided to relax and bit...she gave me a hug, but I didn't hug back..but after some minutes,the third leg took over from the brain... I kissed her in the ear twice, and she was relaxed. I decided to calm down when I noticed someone coming around.

So this time again,I made a move to hold her and bring her closer to me, but this time,she protested. This one come vex me. How she go get mind make me waste money for hotel still come dey do rubbish... I tried to catch her hand almost forcefully ..and we stuggled with it for some time with her claiming that I was hurting her

The biggest f up came when she started begging me to ''show her love" still no want make I even kiss her and I think I became needy...

I teased her with money but eventually gave it to her claiming she'd have gotten more if she had complied with our terms of meeting..

After I gave her the money without even considering what I've been through already, I felt scales fall from my eyes and I come realize say I don jonse..

Redpillers,abeg make una advise me because I dey vex..

I still want this girl to pay in kind but I think I need help on how to go about it..

Till today,she never even call me to know if I reach home in peace

Insults are allowed.
This one jazzed u ni?
Sports › Re: US Open 2020: Djokovic Defaulted After Hitting Ball At Line Judge (video) by luminouz(m): 8:49pm On Sep 07, 2020
Ovie56:
What's bad being a Djokovic fan? Once you accept your ignorance everything will be better for you?
Just say 'I'm an unrepentant Djokovic fan' and we are done bro...


Come on, its just a simple sentence
Sports › Re: US Open 2020: Djokovic Defaulted After Hitting Ball At Line Judge (video) by luminouz(m): 8:21pm On Sep 07, 2020
Ovie56:
Admit your ignorance and arrogance simple.
Admit you're an unrepentant djokovic fan first.
TV/Movies › Re: Ozo Tells Nengi: 'I Am In Love With You. I Can't Change It' by luminouz(m): 6:56pm On Sep 07, 2020
Nawa o...

Lemme leave this to bbnaija lovers
Sports › Re: US Open 2020: Djokovic Defaulted After Hitting Ball At Line Judge (video) by luminouz(m): 6:53pm On Sep 07, 2020
Ovie56:
Or you could say you have no argument to counter my claim.
Others did but u no listen...

Just calm your balls nigga
Romance › Re: What Are Your Experiences With Older Ladies? by luminouz(m): 6:52pm On Sep 07, 2020
Fussion1000:
Distance, we didnt stay in same town. 2. fear people know her in the street where I usually stay whenever I go to town she based.

3. I have been dating another girl now.... young girl in that town, so she baseddon't give me chance to be with another lady in that town ,whenever I visit the town she would be around me until I go back to my base.
Ok bro
Romance › Re: What Are Your Experiences With Older Ladies? by luminouz(m): 3:12pm On Sep 07, 2020
Fussion1000:
I have dated up to 5 older ladies but one stood out and she was oldest. 50 yrs last year.

We scheduled to meet in one guest house, meanwhile I tot she won't come, I went to joint to drink palm wine and latter beer, I drank to delay ejaculation.

She later surfaced, we started sex by 10 pm, that woman she was a typical example of wet and extral largesse puuusy, like running tap at that age, within a space of 1 hour I released 3 times, despite that I have drunk which it supposed to delay ejaculation.....I rest here.

Whenever I see a friend bragging about how strong he is on bed I use to say how I wish I push this woman to u, ...........you will come back and give me overwhelming feedback.
So where is she now and why did y'all break up?
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon And Kiddwaya Dine Together After Erica's Eviction. by luminouz(m): 3:08pm On Sep 07, 2020
dfrost:
No need dignifying dolts with 2-figure IQ with smart responses. That's the type of brain-dead folks BBN produces. cheesy grin

First thing that a person with a smart device should always do is search the meaning of a word or term before arguing. Bubu got the term right "lazy youths". Not just physically but mentally too.
Lmaoooo.....

Now I know e pain you sha... Are u the catalyst guy ni? grin grin

Sorry darling...take it easy.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon And Kiddwaya Dine Together After Erica's Eviction. by luminouz(m): 3:05pm On Sep 07, 2020
dfrost:
OTA cheesy grin what do you even know about OTA? cheesy grin

Please, please and please focus on your darling program. Good day. cheesy smiley

Modified:

Usually I don't dignify individuals that throw insults around (subtly or otherwise) with a second mention but you earned it today. Don't appear dense. It's not good for one's image.
Haaabaaa.... Naso this thing pain you reach?

After I typed one love and told you my piece,you still so petty you had to reply with exactly what you accused me of... Egbon take it easy na..

You made me note your moniker and I now know how to get under ur skin next time. wink
Sports › Re: US Open 2020: Djokovic Defaulted After Hitting Ball At Line Judge (video) by luminouz(m): 2:21pm On Sep 07, 2020
Ovie56:
Which people's champ, man is always salty after every defeat calling his opponents shot lucky, he's nothing more than a weak era champ created ny media hype
secondly Serbian and czech authorities gave him permission to host the tournament and invite fans. Few days before the matches there was a friendly match with full fans in Czech no one bats an eye but since Novak's sin is that he always beat Federer they came after him while no one talks about the football with crowd
Thirdly there's nothing wrong with plays wanting to have a say in their own sport players take less than 7% of total revenue isn't that bad? some lower ranked players had to take up extra job to support their career.
Just say you're djokovic's fan. All these your talks no enter.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon And Kiddwaya Dine Together After Erica's Eviction. by luminouz(m): 1:48pm On Sep 07, 2020
dfrost:
Your choice of language gave you away. Do have a nice day. Shalom.

Terrestrial television is a type of television broadcasting in which the television signal is transmitted by radio waves from the terrestrial transmitter of a television station to a TV receiver having an antenna. smiley
Lol...I know bro...but I'm more familiar with Broadcast or OTA(Over the Air) as terminologies.

We ain't fighting na...one love
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon And Kiddwaya Dine Together After Erica's Eviction. by luminouz(m): 12:48pm On Sep 07, 2020
MelesZanawi:
Google terrestrial TV and stop advertising your ignorance.
No vex darling
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon And Kiddwaya Dine Together After Erica's Eviction. by luminouz(m): 12:46pm On Sep 07, 2020
shogz89:
stop arguing,, gotv is a terrestrial TV
No vex mai dear
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon And Kiddwaya Dine Together After Erica's Eviction. by luminouz(m): 12:45pm On Sep 07, 2020
afroxyz:
I thought the same o, but I say make i no argue. Aquatic tv
Aquatic TV dey too? grin
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon And Kiddwaya Dine Together After Erica's Eviction. by luminouz(m): 12:45pm On Sep 07, 2020
losdiose:
Lol

It is Terrestrial TV na

Abi u no know before?
I no know o bros
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon And Kiddwaya Dine Together After Erica's Eviction. by luminouz(m): 10:44am On Sep 07, 2020
dfrost:
Don't you think you should have looked up what he wrote before replying? undecided
Alaye,keep quiet. Thats how una be defending rubbish...

What does terrestrial (land) have to do with TV? Is there Underwater TV, Marine TV, or Estuarine TV?

The only way that could stand is if the channel is called Terrestrial TV.

There are vocabularies particulate to TVs and terrestrial ain't no part of them.

I originally meant it as a joke and those who quoted me got that.
Sports › Re: US Open 2020: Djokovic Defaulted After Hitting Ball At Line Judge (video) by luminouz(m): 10:22am On Sep 07, 2020
pacespot:
Who are you?
Your conscience.



PAY MY MONEY
Romance › Re: What Are Your Experiences With Older Ladies? by luminouz(m): 7:30am On Sep 07, 2020
Joystark:
You are stark raving mad.
Lol...I was teasing you grin


Damn, you got no joy sha
Romance › Re: Hymen Intact Virgin by luminouz(m): 12:14am On Sep 07, 2020
fcdgrand:
hymen intact virgin 18 to 24 years needed for wife, if you are not but know someone 20k instant reward for you. NOTE: doctor will run test, so after test you get 10k then after wedding night, you get remain 10k balance
Lol...2M naira and you go get am from me.
Romance › Re: What Are Your Experiences With Older Ladies? by luminouz(m): 11:57pm On Sep 06, 2020
Joystark:
Why did you mention me now?
What's your business with my comment?
If you talk there again,I'd deal with you mercilessly. Do I look like your mate? undecided
Romance › Re: What Are Your Experiences With Older Ladies? by luminouz(m): 11:56pm On Sep 06, 2020
seanwilliam:
oya na..awon Eyan huncho handler grin
tongue
Romance › Re: What Are Your Experiences With Older Ladies? by luminouz(m): 11:47pm On Sep 06, 2020
Joystark:
The older the berry...
The sweeter the juice embarassed

I've always fancied such relationships, for women tho
What dafuq are you?

A dangling ball sack nigga??

Gerrarahia
Sports › Re: US Open 2020: Djokovic Defaulted After Hitting Ball At Line Judge (video) by luminouz(m): 11:46pm On Sep 06, 2020
pacespot:
There is a world of frustration going on around these days. Don't let people unleash their frustrations on you, coz they are ready to bite at any given opportunity.
I will bite you now now if you no pay me the money u owe me
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Laycon And Kiddwaya Dine Together After Erica's Eviction. by luminouz(m): 11:19pm On Sep 06, 2020
decatalyst:
She will be more mad watching from her TV screen grin


To add salt to injury, kidd will frolick with another girl on that house! By then, she will know that she is worthless and her biggest undoing is having sex or being grumped on terrestrial TV!
Terrestrial TV?? grin grin


Is there Marine TV ni?
Crime › Re: Lady Shares Pictures Of Injuries Inflicted On Her Mum By Dad (Disturbing Pix) by luminouz(m): 10:54pm On Sep 06, 2020
Shuku:
Thank heavens my parents did not use such on me. Cane, yes. Belt, sometimes. Bathroom slippers, a few times. Fan belt, never ever.

Other points you raised, I don't have time to respond. Others have tried to reset you. But no, you didn't hear. So, OYO is your case o.

One love bro.
K
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Being Slapped By Your Partner, What Was Your Reaction by luminouz(m): 6:39pm On Sep 06, 2020
amiibaby:
Lol whatever am not gonna tell u what happened, so u can battle with ur imagination
K..
Romance › Re: What Are Your Experiences With Older Ladies? by luminouz(m): 6:16pm On Sep 06, 2020
FreeSpirited:
grin grin Big yansh comes with big pant sometimes na....We call it Pata-nla. Abi u never jam yansh wey dey swallow preeq? grin...to do doggy will be struggle of hindrance and obstruction of flesh grin
People do say the hindrance stuff of big yansh but I never experienced it before. No matter how big that yansh is, I'd handle it.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Being Slapped By Your Partner, What Was Your Reaction by luminouz(m): 6:11pm On Sep 06, 2020
amiibaby:
Whatever it is I did it does not give him the right to lay his filthy hands on me
Really? What kinda bullshit statement is 'whatever it is I did'

Even if you tried to kill him or if you slapped him first?
So he should take your bullshit and smile while you label him a nice man? grin

You ladies can be funny sometimes sha. BTW, he dumped you the very moment he slapped you.

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