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Investment › Re: I Have 1500 US Dollar For Sale In Abuja by luminouz(m): 3:13pm On Jul 07, 2020
tixina:
URGENTLY NEEDED
Face to face forex transaction in abuja, we urgently need $5m in abuja, buyer's rate is 450, pls call or text me on 08169482591 only if you know and trust your seller.
Kuku tell us,you are from efcc!!!


5M dollars in cash? Nawa oooooh
Romance › Re: Photos: Transgender Man Pregnant With A Second Child by luminouz(m): 2:59pm On Jul 07, 2020
Tadeknkeepcalm:
There's no all the way. That's the limit.
Wrong.


Genital reconstructive surgery to give her a diivk and remove her ovaries and all that. Butt shave to make her ass less round or big and lots more.
Romance › Re: I Became Abusive By Chance And My Girl Loves It by luminouz(m): 2:47pm On Jul 07, 2020
otipoju:
I overheard a lady in my nieghbourhood backnthen telling her friend that she can never date a guy who is not man enough to beat her when she misbehaves.

I dont know where she is now.
Prolly alive and better looking sef


You need to see what I've seen mehn.


Funny thing is,these same women will shout 'no man dare beat me' while on a fuqed up psycho level, they relish being beaten like their dads used to do.

Women are simple in complex ways or should I say complex in simple ways? grin
Romance › Re: I Became Abusive By Chance And My Girl Loves It by luminouz(m): 2:43pm On Jul 07, 2020
ModestGal:
I'm a Taekwando black belter, its only if a guy is ready to die hes gonna try that shit with me. And also, I am crew NO FORGIVENESS of such kind of mental problem. Go see a psychologist and never com back to me.
Sick people
Black what? grin grin grin grin

I have one in judo and juijitsu....

Who do you think will win/ grin
Romance › Re: I Became Abusive By Chance And My Girl Loves It by luminouz(m): 2:40pm On Jul 07, 2020
decatalyst:
I am warning you, don't ever beat her again...





...if you don't want....















If you don't want....








I repeat....









If you don't want to see her tears again! grin

Only a man out of control beats a woman.
She is welding a knife and coming straight at you...what u Goan do?
Romance › Re: I Became Abusive By Chance And My Girl Loves It by luminouz(m): 2:38pm On Jul 07, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
see the above animal being proud of his BS... just because some women are foolishly ok with being abused, and/or desperate to stay with demons, doesnt mean what you did is remotely right.

you should get rid of that woman because you can never tame her (whether with belt or chains). the day she has enough with you she will tell you what she really thinks of your mother.
She already said her worst!!!

What could be worse than calling someone's mum a bitčh?

Face the fact hommie,some women love being dominated like that. Infact, from my experience, some seem.to think its a very mainly thing to do. Maybe they grew up seeing such or they are twisted,I don't know. But they will keep nagging and being troublesome till they get a slap or two.
Being nice and gentle make u look weak to them.


*sighs* Oh My!! The things I have seen om this planet ehn.
Romance › Re: Photos: Transgender Man Pregnant With A Second Child by luminouz(m): 2:13pm On Jul 07, 2020
Tadeknkeepcalm:
Shebi you're a man, and we should refer to you as a man and make no distinction.
But you can get pregnant. Didn't the "scientifically proven" doctors find a way to stop your menses?
Couldn't they remove you vagina, uterus, womb and all other parts belonging to women as they removed your boobs?

Make una dey lie unaself there. If you're one of those woke guys, please, read and pass.
She didn't go ALL THE WAY.

Time, resources and choice were the factors.

I dont love big boobs but now I realize big boobs are way better than NO BOOBS.
Dafuq will my mouth be playing with when junior is doing PEEKABOO downstairs??


Her kids will definitely grow up confused.
Health › Re: Ronnie and Donnie Galyon: World’s Longest-Living Conjoined Twins Dies At 68 (Pic by luminouz(m): 10:29pm On Jul 06, 2020
osram:
which club?
*rolling eyes*
Health › Re: Ronnie and Donnie Galyon: World’s Longest-Living Conjoined Twins Dies At 68 (Pic by luminouz(m): 6:53pm On Jul 06, 2020
osram:
I least expected this sort of response from u.


I really hold u in high esteem
Join the club. She broke my heart last year. grin
Health › Re: Ronnie and Donnie Galyon: World’s Longest-Living Conjoined Twins Dies At 68 (Pic by luminouz(m): 6:52pm On Jul 06, 2020
doggedfighter:
What a life !
What was going on God's mind when he was creating these ones?

How did he feel watching them for the past 68 years?

Sighs
Didn't you do science in school?

It's called birth defect.
Health › Re: Bubonic Plague Hits China. Country Bans Eating Animals Carrying Black Death Bug by luminouz(m): 12:17pm On Jul 06, 2020
Again? undecided

Celebrities › Re: Richard Mofe Damijo Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by luminouz(m): 12:00pm On Jul 06, 2020
sisisioge:
We yeared you! grin
Lol...


Have a good one cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Richard Mofe Damijo Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by luminouz(m): 11:59am On Jul 06, 2020
martineverest:
amechi's dad isn't Igbo
Does it matter?

My point is made.
Celebrities › Re: Richard Mofe Damijo Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by luminouz(m): 11:03am On Jul 06, 2020
Sammy07:
Then the senero will be either of their parents are Yoruba.

Or either of their families.
That's the case in all scenarios.

I.dont know what martineverest is arguing about.
Celebrities › Re: Richard Mofe Damijo Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by luminouz(m): 11:02am On Jul 06, 2020
sisisioge:
Who you oga? Baba hot there you dey talk you grin
Lmaooo...


I'm hot too and younger babe wink
Celebrities › Re: Richard Mofe Damijo Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by luminouz(m): 11:01am On Jul 06, 2020
martineverest:
my former classmate bears that name and she is from effurun ,Warri ..she is urhobo.


that fact that the name sounds Yoruba or it's a Yoruba name doesn't make him yoruba.... Tboss (tokunbo),delẹ momodu ,Délé Giwa etc all got Yoruba names ,but they aren't Yoruba
Depends on their surnames and tribe. Itsekiri is part yoruba.
But if dad is igbo/urhobo/anioma and mom is yoruba, you find such names common.

I find your assertion 'that a name is yoruba doesn't make the bearer yoruba' wrong. I have given you instances of where such names are common.

Rotimi Amaechi is another example. Rotimi is a yoruba name so his mum is yoruba and dad igbo. Will you now say he is not a yoruba man? He is both yoruba and igbo,though he may be more predisposed to his igbo side
Celebrities › Re: Richard Mofe Damijo Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by luminouz(m): 10:18am On Jul 06, 2020
sisisioge:
Chai! This guy is seriously hot!!! His beards,...awww...I love you papi kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Happy birthday sir!
Iffa slap u...


Love me,u hear? Love me and leave him alone tongue
Celebrities › Re: Richard Mofe Damijo Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by luminouz(m): 10:17am On Jul 06, 2020
martineverest:
Yoruba Ke?..... u think the 'mofe' is Yoruba?...

Richard is from Warri, Delta
Mofe is from Eyimofe(this is what I want)..a Yoruba word
Crime › Re: Taraba Man Whose Wife Cut Off His Manhood Cries Out by luminouz(m): 10:12pm On Jul 05, 2020
ogunkpa:
How come, where were you when she cut off your koboko, were you sleeping?
Lazy yoot

Read the post and educate your lazy ass
undecided undecided
Crime › Re: Taraba Man Whose Wife Cut Off His Manhood Cries Out by luminouz(m): 10:11pm On Jul 05, 2020
What's the surgery for if not to reattach the cut dick? undecided
Crime › Re: Woman Buries Her Baby Alive In Kaduna by luminouz(m): 5:05pm On Jul 05, 2020
Rozz:
lol,i don't curse people
grin wink
Crime › Re: Woman Buries Her Baby Alive In Kaduna by luminouz(m): 3:42pm On Jul 05, 2020
Rozz:
What is yet to happen on the surface of the earth?
Lmaoooo...see you sounding philosophical about these two women


If to say na man issue now, you go don curse taya grin
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Clashes With SARS Officers At Ecobank In Lagos by luminouz(m): 5:50pm On Jul 04, 2020
Possiblegee:
i cover my ass with the blood of Jesus grin Lala gay spotted 6 months ban please
tongue tongue

Don't be shy darling!!!
We both know how u like it!!!



Abeg....I don play with you enough..bye bye
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Clashes With SARS Officers At Ecobank In Lagos by luminouz(m): 5:46pm On Jul 04, 2020
Possiblegee:
who is your darling you foolhuh
You!!!

My sweetheart grin kiss
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Clashes With SARS Officers At Ecobank In Lagos by luminouz(m): 5:05pm On Jul 04, 2020
Possiblegee:
then your a swine you and your miserable � wife grin
Lmaoooooo...


E pain am.


Sorry darling kiss kiss kiss
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Clashes With SARS Officers At Ecobank In Lagos by luminouz(m): 4:59pm On Jul 04, 2020
Possiblegee:
I’m yet to see any innocent man that didn’t argue with naija police and got shot .. mind you police brutality in South Africa is worst than naija own men day tell you something you day argue, Mugu you go just die like rat grin
You are a coward
Education › Re: Law School Result: University Of Ibadan Produces 3 First Class Out Of Total Of 5 by luminouz(m): 4:53pm On Jul 04, 2020
ucham:
Na ur papa him know say dey exist? grin

This one pain you. Igbos are kings anywhere anytime. Deal with it.

If e pain you, drink sniper.
Lol,don't mask your pain with false braggadocio.


You are no king. wink
Education › Re: Law School Result: University Of Ibadan Produces 3 First Class Out Of Total Of 5 by luminouz(m): 4:45pm On Jul 04, 2020
ucham:
Even for Yoruba land we dey dominate them. Madu Kelechi cheesy

Show me one Yoruba wey fit get First class for Law School from UNN.

Igbo Amaka.
See ya life outside. The dude doesnt even know u exist.

Be carrying other people's achievement on your head like gala you hear? Your eye go soon clear
Education › Re: Law School Result: University Of Ibadan Produces 3 First Class Out Of Total Of 5 by luminouz(m): 4:43pm On Jul 04, 2020
Fireforce:
What about DELSU
Are you for real,mudafvcker?? grin

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