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RemoveKebab:
That Nigga na P.I.M.P for our politicians.
Abuja konnects

Always using catchy titles and you wonder what Dafuq is so gorgeous/captivating/otherworldly about beauty pageants....


He never reports on anything else but beauty Queens

ValCon888:
This OP is lucky. She has not met a guy that will check her pant to see if she's on her period.

U kidding me? Some go fuq her with her period, whether fake or real!!!

Jesus....Alexreports and beauty Queens!!


Dem use am do you


Hyping URG LEE gehs every time

Poshriel:
Right now the closed boarders are not only solution... This thing is here and its in quantum.. Get tested get isolated get well.. Cos any state with over 150 cases probably has 75% of its populace living with the virus

Quantum ko...Mechanics ni...

You no like Astrophysics!!!

extremelygolden:
Issorite.
I sure say aso ebi go dey?

Congratulations in advance.

Lmaoooo....aso ebi go dey...everything go set gan.


I keep having this feeling that you are familiar but just not connecting the dots.

Anyways, have a good one.

Please,let's help OP sell this car oh...

Its a distress sale. He needs the dough urgently...


Disclaimer: in case he rejects my offer!!!

Niceguy4ever:
The machine is in Lagos. Very much available for inspection. Message me on WhatsApp and book a date.

4.5?

Will message u now!!!

OBelz:
Do you know that your ex that blocked you or the one you blocked still uses another Facebook account to monitor you?
I do that share your experience

Was that what you did or what your ex taught you? I need details on what you explicitly did.

Another FB account can only monitor you if you accept their friend requests. Otherwise,how do you access their messages?

Just gimme details ok?

Luckygurl:
Lmao! Either way we must find each other

Yes ooo

extremelygolden:
Thanks. Please stay safe.

I don't understand the in-law part, sha.

Uwc!!!

You go understand the in-law part in nine months time

Oh No!!! Another mumu thread!!!



Give it a rest, hommie

donbachi:
He should not be comfortable...her lies scattered USSR.

Lol...goes for me too

You met her and liked her and all that...



What's now the big thread-opening deal?

extremelygolden:
Nwanne nkem, let's say I read comments.

Lmaoooo..alright...be good oh...my in-law!!

Luckygurl:
I believed him at first but after I visited him and saw the splash apartment he lived in, the doubts in me grew, this is someone in his early 30's. For someone of his status, girls no go gree him rest except he's the disciplined type.

Truth is if he had opened up to me on time before I even asked, just maybe I'd have overlooked that afterall he's divorced already (that's after I've done my due diligence and convinced beyond reasonable doubts that he's saying the truth)

One thing he doesn't know is plenty of my gender would agree to date him without him even hiding any of these things

GBAM!!! You nailed it. If I were in his shoes, I go come out straight...konji no easy and e no make sense to deny my kids na...

At the last paragraph, you're right again. That dude would be buried in an avalanche of pussies even if he ain't divorced. Some girls dont mind at all.



As for you, no worries sis,your man will find you or you find him or you both find each other

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extremelygolden:
I think say you don relocate nah. Don't know you're still at IB. Well, no wahala.

But the thing be say I no dey too believe for all those PM things, jare. No vex.

Lmaoooo...I no vex jare...

But you're someborry who obviously knows me...and I haven't the foggiest idea of who you are... Enlighten me biko

Onyi22:
This is the type of guy am praying for, not those ones that soak garri in the morning, afternoon n night then come online to type rubbish wit their free MB from M T N...
Dating a broke ass guy all in the name of Love is scam,
ladies pls don't settled for a frustrated broke ass guy all in the name of ''things will get better.. ''
Dump his ugly ass immediately u find someone more richer, wealthier, famous than him...
We have many depressed n frustrated ones on this forum

Lmaoooooo... U this geh will not kill me..



Seems you like the bashing NL guys give you when you post such stuffs!!

Luckygurl:
Yeah!
We met in February at my former ppa. We got talking and he said he likes me and would want us to date. I visited him once. I just found it hard to believe that a handsome comfortable guy like him was single, asked him a couple of times and he insisted he was single.

Just as I was about saying a yes to him, the FBI part of me decided to ask questions and dig deep. My informant told me he was married with two kids abroad. I confronted him and he says he got married to a white for papers during his school days and he has a daughter from the union.

I halted everything at once. Not cos he was once married or had a child but because he kept away that info from me and even when I had to ask he didn't see it as a big deal.

So now! I'm back to the drawing board

Ehya....I feel u but why is it that girls dont believe a handsome comfortable guy can be single! It is very much possible. I'm one of them.

But I faulted his hiding his marital status. That's where we differ,I will never have hidden it to fool any girl. One thing in life I know is that many girls will still date you even if you be armed robber or an assassin,so long they know the truth.

I keep it 100% real with women and they like that.

Pascopele:

Shey I lie ni Pasco?


I no get pikin or wife na...

extremelygolden:
Nwanne, PH girls already have a hold in your heart. But just let me know if they misbehave, ok?

Shuuuuu...which one be PH gehs na...I no dey PH oh...


Send me PM jare,make we relate

Newking1:
this is not for you, its for G boys normal level so stay well pls

G boys? And you have the guts to post it online?


EFCC DEY COME FOR YOU, SCAMMER!!

Newking1:
I see booty everywhere, now lets make money. Join that Channel below and in two weeks you will be happy for you life cause you will know life is sweet with money, you are not growing any younger, suffering and poverty is far much worse than what you are thinking

Make the money alone naaaaa...naso u love me reach?

EarthFireH2o:
If the solution is obvious in my post
Then be so kind and humane to point it out to me
I might've missed it somewhere
Instead of wailing and calling everything you come across lies...
Thank you

This is a lie....


No grown ass man would be asking questions like a toddler because one girl wants you...what dafuq is so special in that for you to create a new thread to ask questions. Ain't you ballsy enough to fix this yourself?.

Oh Lord!!!

Another mudafvcking lie again this morning!!!


Is Romanceland cursed


Why dafuq are grown ass men wailing like this online?


This is the 3rd mudafvcking thread I will read so early this morning... Dafuq is wrong with y'all?


IS THE SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM NOT OBVIOUS FROM YOUR OWN POST?

Read your story yourself and YOU WILL GLARINGLY SEE WHAT DAFUQ YOU SHOULD DO!!!

extremelygolden:
We became friends as a result of working in the same area. Nothing serious. We unexpectedly lost contacts for about 3 years when I had a redeployment, and according to him, he resigned and travelled out. I doubt he travelled out sha, because I later found out he was a seasoned liar.

One day he called. Said he just stumbled on my phone number. But all na wash, I am sure of that.

1. He visited me twice and each time I mentioned that I will pay him a visit the next week, he'll form travelling out of Lagos.

2. I usually hear the laughter or cry of a baby in the background whenever he's on the phone with me. When I asked him, he lied that his neighbours children are always around him whenever he's at home.

3. He was always issuing directives to a certain Bimbo. My personal research on him made me discover that Bimbo is actually his wife. He told me she was a friend.

4. My intuition has never failed me. I knew something wasn't right but I couldn't place my finger on it. Then I asked for his Facebook account.

5. He told me he wasn't really into social media, especially Facebook. That was when I knew that he wasn't for real. It was very strange and that actually piqued my interest. I mean, how could a guy who builds inverter, etc say he doesn't do social media?

6. One day, I made up my mind to dig out whatever it was he was hiding, so I started with Facebook. It didn't take me up to 5 minutes to locate his account, filled with numerous wedding pictures of himself and his wife, family pictures of the couple and their two children. He looked very young, so you wouldn't suspect that he was married. He told me so himself that he wasn't married. Can you imagine that?

7. I kept on searching and I found out that he used his wife to open another account where majority of her contacts were white guys. But what shocked me most was that under relationship I saw SINGLE. Whereas that Facebook account was opened recently. A married woman with two children claiming Single!

She also has another FB account with details of her business and contacts.

I wanted to pay them a surprise visit one day with all the information I garnered, but later changed my mind. I mean, it wasn't worth my useful time.

Up till date, he doesn't know why I stopped picking his calls or responding to his messages. I never told him of my findings. I only thank God I never really got committed with him before my discovery. And the guy seems to know ladies from different sections of Lagos State. I mean, he's damned so promiscuous. Always on phone with them.

To me, any man who has the boldness to deny his wife and children for any reason is more than irresponsible! And that's who that guy is!

Leave him alone and face me...

I'm.not married and I have no kids!!!

Bola146:
Yes especially on this nairaland, I met a guy, he lied that he is a single father of one, until i found out that he has 4 daughters

And what is the difference?

He is a father,he never lied about that naaa!!

IyaTola:
Not almost.We met on facebook as usual.We have been speaking for about three months. I usually travel to go shop for my store.You will never see a trace of this man anywhere.

He even said he wanted us to relocate to another country, but I notice he hardly pick his calls late at night .But i will be wondering, he will give me one excuse or the other.

So I went to Lagos we were suppose to meet up.I lodge myself In a hotel,I got into lagos so late.This guy said he was coming,today tomorrow I have not seen him.

So I came on my Facebook,on my message request i saw a lady have been dropping messages to me.She even added me on Facebook .Come and see message,I read the message then went on her page. Oga is married with two kids and another one on the way.The woman started calling my Number. She told me how she is pregnant the guy will not respect her. How he gave her STD. I was so lost ,don't even know how to console her over the phone.She said she got my number from her husband phone.

After that call she said she want to be my friend that I'm a nice person.I just block her so called husband including her.She even added me with another Facebook again.That made me put up a bio on my Facebook. After that rubbish.


Second experience
I almost oo hmmmm, Mr man lied he wasn't married and he was seeking for a serious relationship. Myself i just came in to the states of recent b4 he approached me.
But my ex thought me something on how to check on someone via Facebook with their digits. So, that taught came to my mind and i decided to give it a trial.
Loo and behold Mr was with his so called wife on profile pics.
At first i was like..., why will this man lie for not being married� or is he a divorcee... But he never said so to me.
Next thing i did was to chat a lady who was always tagging him in her Post and this lady looks like the lady he was with on his Profile pix.
I chatted her, we got talking i asked her if she knows the man, shockingly to me she admitted being his wife and the MR man has 4 grown Kids. Iyameeee oo church dismissed that was how i sent him a message telling him to please go and take care of his family oo. Mr man Got shocked and AHAHHHH TOSIN TOSIN.... Till now he still claiming to be single, even after i saw his Facebook account, this guy still claim it was because of travelling he did the wedding, promising Heaven and Earth,he would come to place late hour claiming if he was married how would he be staying out late....... Men Men Men some of them Devil is just learning from them. Chai.

Elaborate more the FB tactic ur ex taught u...


U use their digits but what of their password?

Give up and D.I.E

Give up and D.I.E....