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Romance › Re: Share Your Sex Experience During This Lockdown by luminouz(m): 8:14pm On Jun 09, 2020
delectablegyal:
my thread my rule. read through the thread and realise I have no sexperience in this. share your own sex escapade during the lockdown since you are a well known philanderer.
Am I?

Go and get some then and stop pestering us on sex issues...

You know what they say: Dont knock it till u try it!! undecided
Romance › Re: Is It Normal To Visit Someone You Are Dating Uninvited?? by luminouz(m): 8:11pm On Jun 09, 2020
dingbang:
Well I would like a heads up so I can arrange fuel and food for your coming.
She doesn't want fuel and food but to catch your cheating ASS grin grin
Romance › Re: Are Kenyan Babes Curvier Than SA Babes (18+) by luminouz(m): 8:05pm On Jun 09, 2020
They both seem to have pronounced forehead...I wonder if the Kikuyu and the Zulu are related tribes
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Brother What I Saw Or Remain Silent by luminouz(m): 8:03pm On Jun 09, 2020
Lies....




LIES




LIEEEESSSS




MUDAFVCKING LIEEEEESSS

..DONT U NIGGAS EVER GET TIRED? undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Share Your Sex Experience During This Lockdown by luminouz(m): 7:53pm On Jun 09, 2020
delectablegyal:
all these guys. una no sabi share sexcapade? explain. like a story of how you had sex with them. where you had sex and many more.
You always create sex threads asking for shiit but behave as if you no be human being. You no get pussy ni or u dey look for novel material?


Share your own sexperience...that's how it is done. Then others will be encouraged to share theirs undecided

I smell another male hiding under a female moniker
Health › Re: Nigerian Doctors To Begin Nationwide Strike June 15 Amid COVID-19 by luminouz(m): 1:07pm On Jun 08, 2020
Olalekanbanky1:
These doctors sef.
Despite the huge amount of money they are receiving. If u know how much an ordinary student doctor (housemanship) dey receive ehn.
Nigerian public/civil service seriously needs to be reformed.
You need a new brain biko.... grin
Romance › Re: My Friend's Marriage Is On Fire , I Need Advice Pls by luminouz(m): 12:36pm On Jun 08, 2020
Lies..



Lies....




LIES....





LIEEEESSSSS!!!



MUDAFVCKING LIEEEESSS!!!


undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Politics › Re: Bisi Fayemi Celebrates Her 57th Birthday by luminouz(m): 11:50am On Jun 08, 2020
Forgive me ma'am....


Now I will dedicate the rest of today to reading YOU kiss


faithfull18:
See youths, don't tell me you read all that.
Politics › Re: Bisi Fayemi Celebrates Her 57th Birthday by luminouz(m): 10:03am On Jun 08, 2020
Kingpele:
Happy birthday
Not today...it is still 11th...some overzealous PA rushed to post this here ni
Politics › Re: Bisi Fayemi Celebrates Her 57th Birthday by luminouz(m): 10:02am On Jun 08, 2020
She is well read.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Double Dating Me With Another Guy, Please Advice Me by luminouz(m): 11:26pm On Jun 07, 2020
Fineboy444:
I don tire for all this woman matter
Commit suicide if you dont know what to do next. Fool
U nailed it.... grin


Your comment had me guffawing out loud
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Has Never Satisfied Me Sexually But Expects Sex Everytime From Me by luminouz(m): 10:50pm On Jun 07, 2020
Lies

Lies every time undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: What I Found On My Sales Girl's Facebook Messages by luminouz(m): 6:12pm On Jun 06, 2020
galadima77:
Never play God on people because the end results are always devastating. I once registered a second 2go account as a female to get into my girlfriend's mind... and the things I found out are unprintable.

Most times the instinct that drives you to invade someone's privacy is right but your mind need a confirmation... Avoid it!

Though mine saved me a lot of stress and time to move on.
So why tell people to avoid a confirmation. Is it not the best way to be sure of who you're dating. In your case,it saved you stress and time, why not advice same for other men/women?


Be real and raw,it won't kill you.
Crime › Re: The Man Kissing A Minor In A Video Arrested by luminouz(m): 5:38pm On Jun 06, 2020
Lovelyn451:
Step mothers should protect their daughters from step brothers o, step siblings don't feel any sibling bond for each other. My friend is from a polygamous royal home and she tells me how they have incestous relationships in the palace. Step brothers and sisters sneaking into each others room to have sex
Why not report to the police or is NL the courtroom? You lots do the right thing in a very wrong way!!!

Your friend could tell u but not the appropriate quarters abi? undecided
Romance › Re: Yoruba Lady Shares Her Ordeal Meeting The Igbo Parents Of The Love Of Her Life. by luminouz(m): 7:56am On Jun 06, 2020
Rozz:
not at all,my dad doesn't have problems with it.You know how our mothers are always careful about everything
Lol,so you decided to.add snippets of your face today cuz I called you a hairy balls nigga yday?


You ain't no girl, dude!!! grin grin
Romance › Re: Yoruba Lady Shares Her Ordeal Meeting The Igbo Parents Of The Love Of Her Life. by luminouz(m): 11:04am On Jun 05, 2020
Rozz:
even my mom is against inter tribal marriages,for me I see no big deal in it
Which mom? grin cheesy grin


You are a man with hairy balls, nigga
Romance › Re: Yoruba Lady Shares Her Ordeal Meeting The Igbo Parents Of The Love Of Her Life. by luminouz(m): 10:07am On Jun 05, 2020
Humans bore the fuq outta me despite being interesting specimens of evolution. grin

They make laws and yet make themselves slaves to that same law while being so blind as how to free themselves to the law they made.


They fight for freedom yet lack unity to enjoy it. Believe in the supernatural while condemning parts of it they have closed their minds to.


Being a human is hard. You are born with a name you never chose that you must bear, with a religion you must follow, in a tribe that hates other tribes,into a race that scorns others, with an imaginary social status you must attain to be respected...and you spend your whole life living out a race you can never win, till you die. undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Help! my friend was disvirgin by a prositute he is Dying by luminouz(m): 2:14pm On Jun 03, 2020
ProfDview1:
Liposure come ooooo... Luminouz baba
Wetin I wan talk naaaa
Romance › Re: No Man Is Innocent, All Are Potential Rapist!!!!!!! by luminouz(m): 12:50pm On Jun 02, 2020
DenreleDave:
Lumi baba... I hail u sir... Much respect
Lol....how far bro?


I don use style yab u sef...


U wan cause trouble with your topic abi?
Romance › Re: No Man Is Innocent, All Are Potential Rapist!!!!!!! by luminouz(m): 11:07am On Jun 02, 2020
ITbomb:
70% of Nigerians at one time in their life do struggle with a girl for sex.
That's how it starts
And you carried out this research when?
Romance › Re: No Man Is Innocent, All Are Potential Rapist!!!!!!! by luminouz(m): 11:07am On Jun 02, 2020
This confused nigga again? undecided
Crime › Re: Uwa Omozuwa: Edo State Police Command Arrests One Suspect by luminouz(m): 10:38am On Jun 02, 2020
cbngov01:
I am surprised that this question is coming up. You dont know BVN and even your SIM registration is harnessed into different data basis available to authorities on request. There is a lot of interest in this case so I am not surprised. May the wickedness of the wicked never go unpunished...
I know of BVN but fingerprint database? That's a whole new different level.

Modified:

I reasoned it again and there seems to be a point,especially during biometric scans. I hope the method of fingerprint collection on the extinguisher was correct sha...

Justice for the girl.
Crime › Re: Lady Travelling From Abuja To Akure In A Taxi Molested By Man. Sparks Reactions by luminouz(m): 10:30am On Jun 02, 2020
Even during the interstate ban? shocked

That will put both in trouble and add fuel to the fire oh...
Romance › Re: If Rapture Takes Place Now, What Are You Going To Do? by luminouz(m): 10:56pm On Jun 01, 2020
Well, we go plenty wey go gather dey. That time ehn, na to kuku dey enjoy myself dey go...



tongue
Romance › Re: James Hardle Chase Lets Meet Here by luminouz(m): 9:05pm On Jun 01, 2020
Y'all are tripping on just a couple of novelshuh



Read all his novels and you will realise that THERE IS NO FAVOURITE NOVEL....


THEY ALL MUDAFVCKING DOPE!!
Romance › Re: James Hardle Chase Lets Meet Here by luminouz(m): 8:44pm On Jun 01, 2020
I've read them ALL...


All his editions published by Corgi or Panther Books.


Dude helped in opening up my young mind!! wink
Sports › Re: 5 Most Handsome Young Footballers by luminouz(m): 8:37pm On Jun 01, 2020
Descortes:
lol. If her husband fine she for brag with his looks instead of that of her son cuz e go dey more comparable.

And moreover we all know she's an advocate for 'money over love'
Lol...you get wahala sha...see analysis.

She be my person sha
Sports › Re: 5 Most Handsome Young Footballers by luminouz(m): 8:05pm On Jun 01, 2020
Descortes:
her husband no fine na

Na because of financial security she marry am grin
Wicked mouth kee u dia grin

How u take know?
Sports › Re: 5 Most Handsome Young Footballers by luminouz(m): 7:42pm On Jun 01, 2020
Amarabae:
why taking everything serious.
chill off
I was being playful too wink grin
Sports › Re: 5 Most Handsome Young Footballers by luminouz(m): 7:35pm On Jun 01, 2020
Amarabae:
nothing special in their look, my son is far more handsome.
don't quote me and say nonsense
1. Your son is not a footballer.


2. Your son is not of the same age range with them...your brother or nephew is a good comparison


3. I expect you to praise your husband's looks,not your son's. He is far too young and besides, he should be very fresh at 3-4 years old naaaa.

4. Happy new month

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