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flexyrule:
Looks like the Akoto we used back in the days at University of Ado Ekiti. Those small busses can make you lose a substantial amount of weight in just one trip.

Big ups Innoson.
But when would they start providing car loans to individuals? A friend of mine who just relocated to the US drives a 2018 Honda. He got it through a loan and uses it for UBER. In Nigeria, no one would trust you with a 2003 Toyota Corolla..

So u went to unad

Which set are you?

how is this related to the topic?

get some sense naaaaaaa

yazga:
There’s NO cream, syrup or tablets that can increase penis size. There is NO cream, syrup or tablets that can give bigger breasts. There’s NO cream, syrup or tablets that can giver bigger bumbum.

There’s NONE.

STOP letting scammers make a fool of you. And STOP being a fool too. And to be more sincere, There’s NO exercise that can give SIGNIFICANT PERMANENT increase in the size of penis, bumbum or breasts. There are debates on the results that exercise can give- but one thing is guaranteed-

There’s NO exercise that can turn Genevieve to Mercy Johnson. The results of exercise tend to be minimal and temporary. That’s IF there are any results at all. Exercise can make your NATURAL body look great and make your skin glow- but that’s all there is to it
Exercise won’t suddenly make you look significantly bigger in those places.

The people you see/admire on TV either have that banging shape NATURALLY or through SURGERY. You can’t gym your breasts from 32A to 36DD. You can’t gym your hips from 28 to 34. It does NOT work like that and it can NOT. And there’s NO cream or tablets that can give such results.

There’s NO tablets/creams that can do these things or give these magical results. It is ALL scam. They are playing on your foolishness and your ignorance. Please stop being a prey in the hands of scammers.

You are beautiful the way you are.
Don’t let anyone take you for a fool.

“Oh what of so-and-so tablet?”

At best there are two different kinds of tablets that may be marketed to you.
1. Appetite increasing tablets
2. Steroid tablets.

Now here’s the thing:
Appetite increasing tablets (like apetamin) only increases your appetite and make you eat more. Appetite increasing tablets do NOT cause any specific selective weight gain in any particular areas of the body like the breasts, bumbum or penis.

It makes you eat more and you add more weight generally. That’s it. And that also means you may end up looking like a watermelon. Steroid tablets on the other hand are completely dangerous- because you are being sold a medication solely for its side effect- and not for its actual use. Steroid tablets cause weight gain AND things like cataracts, stretch marks, stomach ulcers, hypertension which can kill you. And at the end of the day steroid tablets end up making you look like an overblown balloon with unnecessary fats all over your neck, tummy, thighs, and everywhere else.

But they never tell you that.And the victims of it don’t argue so the rest of you make a fool of yourselves

So bottom line:
Regardless of what it is called-
There is NO tablet or cream or syrup that can make you have selective increase body size in specific places that you want like the breasts, bumbum or penis.

At best, it’s a scam.
At worst, you end up looking like a geepee tank.

The funny part to all of this is that when it comes to sexual activity and procreation- “size” is NOT the most important factor, but rather the “use” of what you have.

Ignorance and insecurity makes you think size is more important than use and expertise. But it’s not the case.

A crayon penis can impregnate.
A tangerine breast can breastfeed and sexually satisfy. You don’t need to have a particular size to make your partner happy.

But pornography and unrealistic imaginations have ruined too many of you psychologically that you assume bigger is better.

Scammers are cashing out on your insecurities, ignorance and low self esteem- by selling you lies and a scam that promises what it will never deliver.

I hope one day you become smart enough to accept yourself for who you are and be happy in your skin.

Till then, Namaste

your meme had me in stitches!!!!

okorotalkative:
Hehe i actually thought I've seen it all until now.....

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Inquisitor97:
Hey guy, for the fact that your girl didn't bleed doesn't make you to think she is not a virgin
Same thing happened to me years back with my girlfriend, yes she claimed to be virgin which I eventually think she will bleed at our first sex, but she didn't.

From psychological reasoning, I concluded that truly she is a virgin when we first had our first sex.

Just let me let you know something, if you truly love her, why having doubtful mindset, what if she is telling you the truth, definitely you've disvirgin her like that.

My kind advise for you is just be with her as time goes on, she will later dance to your tune. Mind you I'm still moving on with my then partner I earlier discussed about. Thanks to true love

Which psychological reasoning bro?

Give facts,don't be vague

Tiffany07:
Lol. Funny enough, I didn't have any of these lists about physical qualities between 16-20. I don't know if it was because I saw most of the guys around me as buddies then, so I didn't crush much.
But I still have
Tall, dark and handsome Yoruba men topping my non existent list. Nobody should just come for me if I end up marrying a fair, average height man sha. But I doubt it.

What's special about tall,dark Yoruba men. Better do fair and average height before I change am for you.

Amarabae:
Oriaku alota go!
The original oriaku Di ya
Lolo Di ora nma
I miss you guys.
I have short words for single guys finding it hard to toast a girl.
Listen up, Girls are not rocket science !
Look beyond the make up, attitude and saucyness
Be bold and confident in striking up a conversation with a girl ,
Boldness exert a strong manly aroma over a guy , it makes a woman feel like a woman around you.
We love it!
Don't be timid and shy!
Dress well, apply perfume, polish your shoe, and walk up to her.
Don't be boring in conversation ,,be lively,
Crack jokes,
Stop asking her interview questions,
Tell her interesting things you noticed about her ,
Look her into the eyes,
Smile.
Give her a walk.
Be lively and bold.
And
Finally approach her with a handsome healthy wallet!
Brokenness makes love to taste somehow.
Believe me ,Only one woman can love and be faithful to you while you are broke
And that woman is your mother.
Leave someone's daughter alone

I have all that except the handsome,healthy wallet.

Will her love really taste like unwarmed 2- day okro soup?

ImaIma1:
So you are saying it's not possible?

I'm saying the percentage is too fuqin small to justify the excuse most ladies use as a reason for losing their virginity.

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Ladycewhy:
sure i can spot the difference ,just letting you know the internet is actually serious business and a reflection of how people are especially on a faceless forum like this where people can be who they really are. Most people blend in perfectly with society and are afraid of being their real selves in the real world but here is where they take off their cloak and masks and be themselves.

While i will agree one needs to learn to master one's emotions i still maintain my stand that what you see on social media especially on this forum is what you get. This place is a ground for people to be open about themselves as being faceless provides that comfort. And it needs to be taken very seriously.

I personally have gotten a health remedy from a thread that was full of retarded comments.A typical nairaland from page thread that was hijacked by trolls helped me. So i do take the internet seriously and filter it for my benefit.

We are still saying the same thing.
Focus on the education/enlightenment you get from the forum and stop wasting time/emotions on less profitable things like the cusses and disses. I personally dont gain anything from that.

People are not who they are on SM. Few are real and themselves. I have seen so called Machos on NL come out as lambs and feminazis, man desperados. Many people dump their insecurity,anger,pain, fantasies on SM and for me,that's not the best way to evolve. Because,like a drunk with a hangover, you will STILL wake up to reality. Then,who is deceiving who?

ImaIma1:
You aren't sure about that. There are so many dancers, athletes, etc. I am not talking about those who lost it having sex. My 2 year old daughter did a full split yesterday and it got me thinking.

loool...
I'm in the education and sports sectors,so I'm pretty sure.

Ladycewhy:
quoting you was actually my only comment on this thread.


The truth is the internet is where people educate themselves,many people (maybe not in Nigeria) have taken social media seriously that they even took their life based on what people said about them on the internet so yes the internet is to be taken seriously if not the govt will not be fighting tooth and nail to regulate it if it wasn't taken seriously.

And do have a nice day too.

Anyone who bases his/her self worth on what anyone says about them online(especially from peeps who dont even know who you truly are) is weak.

I told you once,learning to control one's emotions online is key to actually enjoying the education SM provides and avoiding getting tainted by the rot SM brings.

The govt. Is a wuzzbug,controlled by a dictatorial president who doesn't want any opposition. Surely, a girl like you can spot the difference.

Ladycewhy:
sometimes you go make sense sometimes you go just go offpoint

Lmaoooo...

I was just teasing her.

She was so ticked off I couldn't resist it
Why taking NL comments so serious naaaaa?


Babe...the topic was not challenging to me,so I just read y'all comments and goofed around. Did you see the insults and diatribes flying around? It amused me that y'all took to your heart stuffs being said by people who actually dont even care about you. I mean, why get ticked off?


Have a nice day oooo

ImaIma1:
If only you know how many splits the girls in my dance group and I did then. We used to worry that it would affect something down there because all of us were Vs then. Also the first time I tried to ride a horse on the beach, I has to scream for the rider to stop because it was so painful down there. I was wondering how people manage galloping on a horse.

A lot of things can actually affect the hymen that can lead to explanation that we can't even explain.

Lol...
Most Nigerian girls dont do what you did babe....

Mariangeles:
What you described is the God-kind of love(unconditional) , we should all have that for humanity but I'm sure that's not what the OP meant...

Then OP and you have the same interest at heart, I don't.

To him and most guys here, woman should love more because his happiness and his children's are secured.

To you, it makes no sense,love should be 50-50 or that he should love more. After all,that's his responsibility. You left your family and surname to bear his and his children. Not so?


To me, I see behind the veils the men and women here use to describe the topic.
It all boils down to one thing. Power.
Its a no brainer that whoever loves more holds the least power and is more vulnerable.



And that is still the PERSONAL INTEREST I'M TALKING OF.

Mariangeles:
Any human can be manipulative and selfish. It is not a female thing.
In fact, I think it's a 'love' thing to be manipulative, selfish, petty, jealous, proud and all what nots...
It takes maturity to address those feelings or else the love dies.

Wrong....

What you call love is nothing but personal interest. Surely,the kind of love the bible talks about aint what you described. That's utterly seffless and not about personal interest. Few humans can even approach such a level. We are too tied to our emotions.

If you have no personal stake in anyone or anything, why experience those range of emotions you described?

I have said my own o.

Mariangeles:
Why are men afraid to love more ?

I dont know about men. I just know about me.

From my perspective,what you ladies refer to as love differ from my own definition. I can cherish and adore my woman but the 'butterfly in tummy,mushy mushy, head in the clouds, can't sleep till you hear her voice' kinda feeling is something I have never felt babe. I stay grounded and logical, all the time. Maybe because I'm alien or some stuff like that, I have always been able to see reality,one that others dont see or choose not to see. And guess what, I have been lucky to meet girls who really loved(in their own definition) me. All I did was to make sure I make them happy.

But I have experienced what you call love from other girls. Some are pure while some are manipulative,selfish and based on what they stood to gain.

One thing is sure, no girl I dated ever told me she would stay if I lose my diick.


Conclusion:


Love is a mirage. What you have are people and their personal interests.

anonymous1759:
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That's the best thing to do. You'll have peace of mind. Someone who loves you more will Tolerate most of your short comings. You can't love each other equally that's a fact.

Nice points

Fountainofyouth:
Mister sexist, Alakija the billionaire is richer than your very existence, and she's still with her husband and very born again, speak only for the females y'all breed in your family.

I hope you won't raise your BP on these boys' issues....


They can so trigger you eh.

theButterfly:
Insecure man. While you're at it why don't you also put a body camera on her so that you can be monitoring her movement when she goes out? Nonsense.

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