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AntiMCU:
Your definition of logic you mean.

Funny, you're the only one that sees that it that way.

About five other folks after me said the same thing to the Op.

Go and correct them na, Mr Logic

I'm alien so I see deeper than u humans. You hammered on the literal but I dig deeper into the subliminal. Like I said, your emotions beclouded your judgement and the others. I saw the way you twisted everything and I just let you be. Trust me,if she had meant only international politics,I would have come for her myself. A man should have general knowledge and be widely read.

My last reply.

AntiMCU:
Anywhere in her post where she indicated that?

Today na Sunday...

No carry ur animosity reach my side.

Its simple logic...

ochuski:
very possible my guy... no matter the govt, people eet get money still get money

I know...but i said average Nigerian!

ochuski:
.

N you think an average Nigerian go cough out almost 3k dollars this buhari period?

IAmStrange:
And is that all Wow!

It seems you've changed. I was expecting your comments to be somewhat harsh as usual

She don mature sha

LZAA:
All these telemundo and zee world boys no go kee person for NL las las

As in, the guy weaken me

Twoclans:
Lumi stop casting me ,wetin be ur own ?


Standing sex is a quickie position I hope you know.Fast ,sweet and out .Before they turn somebody's body to borewhole

Lmaooooooo....


Ok Ma.

hkidola00:
he he,cool na akingbile she dey stay..will inbox ur mail

Cool....


* dials iya Jedi's number*

Twoclans:
@ OP not every lady bleeds when they loose their virginity,I did not bleed and its not a big deal .Regardless it does not make sense for a lady to lie about her virginity status .

Sexual compatibility is very important ,i dont go near guys that have high sex drive because I know I am not a fan of sex .I love my body and I can't stand someone touching me always .So if your girl is like me then OYO is your case.

Lies....
Someone who enjoys standing sex no come bee sex fan?

Bia,be careful

CastingCrowns:
Lol Thanks.. I ll have to to think about it.

Lmaoooo...

CastingCrowns:
My Preference Didnt Change Much.. When I Was Younger I Wanted A Tall, Very Intelligent,confident, Good Bad Boy That Is Ambitous And Has Drive And Very Neat Cause I Am An Extreme Neat Freak...At This Stage I Have To Add Compatible And Godfearing.. But Not All This Over Churchy Type.

I Like your nose

Oya coman take me for free.

Luckygurl:
Nothing has really changed in the way I pictured my dream guy.
I've never been so keen on facial appearance or him been handsome. Just give me a man with a good dress sense and body build.
He should be significantly older than me

Someone who loves God and is from a close knitted family and finally someone with a purpose.

Well! I'm still waiting for the dream guy while I mould myself into his dream woman

*singing hymns*


Look no more Ye Faithful,
Joyful and Triumphant,
Here come to Ye,Luminouz
Riding on the chariots of faith and love and bodybuild,
He comes with a dazzling smile and older than you..
Good dress sense hath God blessed him with..
O say no more, embrace him with joy.

Chorus:

Embrace him with joy
Give him pounded yam and vegetable
Embrace him (4x)
Embrace him with joy (2x)

Repeat till fade.



I'm in a clownish mood tonight

Starlight10:
listening to him speak would have captivated me, i would have followed him about and sleep wherever he slept. A man of great wisdom is hard to come by now, and I did not say wise men ohh. So many guys think they are wise but they lack wisdowisdom.

Jesu! See as you dey lie


So you will follow Jesus upandan abi only to listen to his wisdom? Una no go chop or born children abi?


Liar

IamPlato:
Lol. Just Here With A Solution Bro. Since Ilegend's is Very Expensive i Decided To Create Help From My Experiences So Far and Offer It At An Affordable Price

Nothing does you bro.

Hustle go pay o

lilwetdick:
no..only human head

Cool....
Pound yours then!

*runs outta thread*

AntiMCU:
So because he's not conversant about international politics, he's dumb.

Are you aware we're smart in some topics and dumb in others?

For your mind..

Mtcheww.

I'm sure she meant general knowledge, not specialist stuff.

omolorlarh:
These are my qualities too except that I would have added a tall man. May our heart desires be granted.

Why must he be tall?
Are u tall?

No dey stress Jesus biko.

lilwetdick:
me and the guy yarn our own commot, i no know why you want put mouth and am i stopping the guy from hustling

Can you pound yam bro?

lilwetdick:
mind your business

You are my biznez hommie.
Dude is advertising stuffs for men,legally and you dey yarn economics. If he goes broke,can you feed him ni?

Let a nigga hustle in peace o

lilwetdick:
that is the mistake you make, you need mathematics, economics to understand simple things, you also need biology to understand the science of life..you see these books on the above subjects have changed human society than motivational books

Motivational books author are fake gurus, they make money from the gullible, you dont need motivational books to be successful in life.

if you like have ideas in anything if you dont understand basic principles of how things works, that idea is useless

Egbon,just park well.
Naso you go just jump into any thread and start antagonizing anyhow.
Buy his book or leave him be na.

What are you? Ilegend 2.0 or what?

Olivegreen:
Why do they always come after the side chick?? Some side chicks may even be thinking they're the main chicks.

That's why money is important cuz I can't start figting anybody and I can't kill myself. Now if you have money you must have boys (agberos, military men, bodygaurds, assasins etc)

One phone call and my boys will kidnap you, deal with you for a whole week then set you free. You would never suspect I am behind your kidnap and you'll come running back to me for forgiveness.

Thank God you're broke then.
Your mind is evil!

Jewessgratitude:
ROFLOL����....my belle ooo... Veeeery funnyyyyy.

Mehn...I can feel your broke state�

As for your Chinese name... You're a clown walai���.

Anyways. Dont mention me again o. Don't deal with chinese broke guys����

Lmaoooo...
So now I'm broke because I refused to pay your bills?
Aunty cover your face abeg and PAY YOUR OWN BILLS.

Jewessgratitude:
As if you can solve it��.

My bills! I got bills to pay!

*let's out a long drawn out hiss*

When do you naija girls EVER NOT have bills to pay

*walks out of thread*

Jewessgratitude:
Confirm what? Thats the least of my worries for now. Ok?
Now if you'll excuse me.�

Lmaoooo...

So what's worrying you babe?

Amanda4life:
She may have been abused when she was a child.
Somebody may have used finger., if that is the case she will not bleed

Amandaaaaaaaa....

Shuuuuuuu....keep kwayet dia

Jewessgratitude:
Hahahaha���....you ehn... I'll blow you o. Hehehehe...virgin kor�

I'm serious na...wanna confirm?

hkidola00:
hahahaha,wetin be ur location make I give u one girl's number... na just tfare go cost u, hope ur around Ibadan??

Na Ibadan I dey sef...agbowo side!


Oya drop ooooo

MunorAnne:
Get a grip, bro.

I still dont like ur face...

Now buzz off!

Jewessgratitude:
If you know how hard I'm retraining myself from tongue-lashing you ehn.. You will just delete this rubbish post.

Mtchewww....

Please keep quiet, let virgins like us learn.

Victoronah1:
thank you so much. She will not spread leg, and be telling me because she is tight that's why. I thought maybe she was not aroused enough that's why I bought Spanish fly 5k from ShopRite this girl drank like half and slept off. I felt like dying

Laugh wan kill me.


She drank Spanish fly and slept off....


Jesu!!!

annford:
It is not every woman (virgin) that bleeds when they have their first sex. The way there are different sizes of penis, so there are different sizes of hymen. Did you know some females are born without hymen? Some women have slim hymen, some have big hymen, some have small hymen while others are not born with hymen. As a woman grows older, the size of her hymen changes too. Some women rupture their hymen while carrying out exercises which include but not limited to cycling, horse riding, sprinting, and so many other sporting activities. Your girlfriend may have actually been deflowered by you.

The way you shout sports eh dey baffle me. How many girls dey do cycling and horse riding. Just say she might have lost it pounding yam or fufu.