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Lmaoooo!!!

These guys won't kill me sha

Loladearewa01:
Wow makes alot of sense

Makes no sense.
Lions kill crocodiles all the time.
NatGeoWild is your Google.

Lion not able to kill a shark is a better alternative statement

I like the ikenga outlook

*sighs*

Two minutes is even good.
Yday,nkechi came and I lasted 1 minute 6 seconds. I timed myself. The look of shock and disappointment on her face was something to see. I had earlier boasted to be a 30min-1hour guy.
I think her poosy was the cause.very tight and sweet..

Divinelady:
. God won't forgive you o

Omo Ibadan...kini show o

Victoria25:
No go there......am so pretty right from my mothers womb okay.

Ermmm...who asked you?

lefulefu:
inside life .ehm offpoint and luminious come and give ur own experience when una dey sponsor d babe wey una dey date for uni

Lmaoooo...

Baba you know your guy naaaaaaa...I no mumu reach that level. Once I see you dey wan bill me,my convo go be like

Her: (on the phone,speaking in a strangled voice) I'm not feeling fine but I'm ok sha

Me: Ok

Her: You are not caring,won't you ask what's wrong with me?

Me: Oya tell me o

Her: I need 20k. To make my hair and buy some toiletries.

Me: Really? What of your father? He is not dead,is he?

Her: No.

Me: Do you want him to die?

Her: God forbid.

Me: Stop transferring his duties to me then. Ask your parents for money. I only give to orphans.


Her: You Mudaf.......

Me: cuts call and grins like a Tiger!