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GrabHisBalls:
Yeah, how are you?

Lol, I'm fine ooooo...
Been a while.

Probably hot oil, cheap silicone or adverse allergic reactions to whatever was injected into her. Full scale plastic surgery and a long refractory period lie ahead of her,if she can afford the humongous medical bills.

Some of these comments got me laughing.


OP...give yourself time and you will find your diamond in the rough.


GrabHisBalls babe, I sight you. Hope you good.

lefulefu:
oya luminouz and offpoint come an answer

Lmaoooo...

I get taste jor...
She must have big booty o

Mine is dying without getting off this planet. I know I was made to scour the stars and see galaxies,being seeing stuffs since i was little. I hope to achieve this in my lifetime but if not, I can always come back. The gate may be shut but I know where the key is.



N.B
Fear is for those with something to lose. I have hit rock bottom before,the only way to conquer it is to know you can't win all the time and to learn lessons from your losses.

She is bold,bold girls get my goat. I hope he doesn't abuse it though!

Cigarette and walking stick

oluwaseyi000:
My guy you need skills asap

I will strongly advise you learn IT skills - programming will be good and if you can afford it CCNA, programing is what saved my life, it's the reason why i am alive and balling, i got a job with a reputable IT firm before finishing my service and when there was mass layoff in my place i got another job within same month with plenty other offers i turned down, when people hear my pay they tend not to believe it

All my friends that are not into IT are still on the street getting insulted with 25k, 40k jobs even the one that attended private school while my other programmer friend is even better than me

The street is tough my brother, no one cares, everyone expects from you, even your parent will stylishly start nagging about food, something they've been doing since your birth but now it will be a big deal to them

This country and society is of no help unless you have something doing you will be tempted with all sort of vice, don't wait till you become desperate, start now

Hmmmm...big boy!

Oya,where is my share?

freshupdates:
When will we see nice couples like this meet on NL? By the way, I help gain access to your partner’s WhatsApp Account remotely without touching his/her phone, even if he/she lives far away from you. I will send you my tutorial for free but if you can’t go through the stress of doing it yourself then you can pay for my service 3k. if you need this WhatsApp me 081,05,08,21,36

Lol...sleuthing on a Saturday morning?
C'mon!

A nice thread is gradually turning into a war zone again. The thread derails and all that's left is chaos. It's too early in the morning for this naaaaaa.

maynation:
This is the reason why I ignore your numerous mentions.
Grow up

Oponu ayerada.

Lol,the guy is half in love with you already.


And its... 'Oponu ayirada'

She hated him before and now she loves him?

I'm confused here.

Rekhina:
Lefulefu luminouz and co ....be very careful

Why u mention my name naaaaaa

Tboymessiah:
My gal do sell with a guy at shoprite, but they do close late sometimes 11:30pm,or 12:am, she do pass night in the guy Aoz (unknown to me )but when I came to visit her, she thought have gone back to the city where I stay, she didn't come home dat day, so she realized hve found out she don't sleep at home but deny there's nothing btw them, unti I spy via there chatting :
Guy.. good morning my baby.
girl... love, Hmmm.
but she told me the guy collected the phone from her hand to type (love ) just to check if her phone can chat........ shoprite Akure.

This one off me

Pele o bros!

Another sob thread. Very pathetic


Your mum warned you,you saw with your own eyes and despite all indications that she doesn't give a damn about you... You are still asking if she would change after marriage, which means you intend to marry her...


What exactly is the advice you want now?

maiahsaiah:
Nah, this one was just a he-goat.

Ok babe.

anselm791:
at this time of the morning?

Had some work to clear off my fuqin table.

maiahsaiah:
I remember going to the hospital when I was around the age of 10 or so. When it was my turn to see the doctor, I went in. He asked what was the problem. I told him I had malaria. He looked at me, and asked the same question, I replied with the same answer. He now said, since you already know what you have, why are you here? That’s when it dawned on me that I should tell him symptoms...lol. After explaining the symptoms, he scribbled something in a paper and gave me.

When I left the office, I checked the paper. Normally, I wouldn’t have checked, would have just gone to the pharmacy/injection department. But something said I should check. I saw 10 injections two per day. I laughed. Went outside the hospital, tore the paper and went home (this was someone that vomitted blood just before she went to see the doctor o).

Days later, I returned with my dad and this time met with a female doctor who ordered for a test first. They saw the typhoid was already at a dangerous level. The lady understood somehow that I didn’t like injections, and prescribed drugs for me.

From my other experience with doctors, one thing I’ll say is female doctors are better. They are naturally caring.

Male doctors will only transfer aggression on you or try to play on your intelligence especially if you’re a female. That’s how one useless doctor wanted to sleep with me in the name of collecting samples.

Lol...the doc. was tripping for you

Virus99:
I had typhoid based on the test result... And the Doctor's only solution is drip.
Even before the test result came out, he already put me on drip.

He was about to give me the 5th drip in just 2 days... When my brothers refused.

The man is notorious for giving people drip.

I heard someone fell into a well, upon the person's rescue and taken to the same hospital the doctor was busy administering drips!

Imagine! Someone rescued from inside water and yet being hammered with water

You're MAD

THE DRIP DOCTOR SEASON ONE.

Teebilion:
The thread would have been more interesting if it were
‘ Share your experience with Nigerian NURSES’

But still

1 .while serving in lokoja , A female doctor was giving me injections and receiving call , left the injection in my ass to be replying chats

2. Refusal to treat my dying friend less we registered, buy a card and pay in advance , coz we were broke , all our pleas went into deaf ears

3 . Waited Four and half hours for the doctor to tell me ‘you are fine ‘

Your number one had me guffawing like a mad man.

Nice one,I really needed that laugh

Do you guys like posting these Sob stories to gather likes or what?

Any sane mudafvcker already knows what to do in such a situation but here you are, still asking us what you should fuqin DO!!!

These topics appeal as click-baits to unsuspecting people and should at least have some semblance of logic. What you posted up there not only lacked maggi,salt and pepper were lacking too.

One more thread like this and I will donate a testicle to charity

purples25:
and you have dropped a golden blast. Shikena ! Your business with me is done.

Nawa o...I was just messing with you na!

purples25:
I pray she is found.

if her face does not look 17 to you, let me explain, not every girl grows up with that very girly, very youthful face. Some girls from the start have matured faces, so understand that some are young but dont look like kiddies. Besides, this is how a lot of girls will look without makeup, hair styles and skin treatment. Stop using that your useless beauty measurement to guess her age. I hate nigerian guys attitude. Most of you are not more physically attractive sef.

I checked your dp and understood why you're angry.

canalily:
the.body.is.17..but.the.face.is.35...

I'm sure you won't make heaven with this savagery!