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Gaspardd:
She told me specifically that if i do not go to church with her next sunday, i shld just forget about her for the rest of my life.

Her claim is...she has never made any request like that b4, so for her to insist on it means she is very serious about it. Tho my response was "I'll rather die" but reason why she would be so clear cut about it kinda bothers me. One mind is telling me to just say fùck it and be a man but another voice is telling me to give it a rethink or something.

What do you want us to do for you now?

Teespice:
irigburu onwe gi na ji asuru na ofe ugu

smh

Gbanjami theological lokeagbon sewoloni.

Translate that too...
SMH

ffo:
You are wrong bro

For FUQ only then

Vivonose:
Lol...I hope I can cook oo
Cos i can't say

Lemme taste something you cook and I will tell you

Hussein01:
the point I am trying to make is a shark cannot make any movement on land, not to talk of biting to the point of killing a lion.

let agree the duo are only masters in their abodes.

Its an abstractive comparison bro.
No one would expect a shark to move on land naaaaaa....you get it? Abstractive Comparison.

Vivonose:
na we ooo , infact the food section,that would be my comfort zone assuming I was there
Would love to go next year

Dont go alone biko,invite me join.


Hope you can cook sha!

Hussein01:
I agreed with everything up there but
shark kills lion even on the land!

can u please explain further

On Size alone,the shark is way bigger than the lion, then teeth arrangement and bite force. A shark can bite a lion into two unequal or equal halves.

Vivonose:
Sounds interesting and fun
Was the food and makeover free?

FFO!!

For Food Only!!

*sighs*
Poor bird was prolly fuqed up by the volume of sound from the huge speakers during the Thanksgiving and here these peeps are thinking na witchy bird.

olassy239:
I'm not a fan neither but I just can't stand it when Messi is being compared to someone who just stand at the box wetin for some stray ball to Tap in. Messi just makes me wanna watch football,he makes the game sexy for me

Really?
Come here and I will make every game sexy for you babe

Expert17:
Must u comment.......

Since u r matured and u r not like us ........

Just excuse us SIR....

Ok...I'm done.

olassy239:
stop deceiving urself with I'm neither of the two, even a one year old will know which side you are on through ur comments.

I'm no fan of either. I just hate seeing you make a fool of yourself defending someone who doesn't know you exist na?

Dont you guys ever get tired of the needless back and forth e-brawls. it's pathetic.

anochuko01:
No right thinking person would ever imagine that Messi wouldn't perform in another league. And he doesn't need to move anywhere to prove anybody wrong.

A certain Pele who's regarded as the greatest ever baller never stepped his feet to play European football.

.......Top consistent performances for 14 straight years no be joke abeg.

This is better.

NiklauseFred:
Hehehehe who do you?

olassy239:
Ronaldo fans will definitely be blind with ignorance as to how it's related to the topic,but the Goat's fans will understand

I'm neither one of Ronaldo or Messi's idiotic fans. These guys dont even know you exist. Na by force to clout chase ni.

I wan give you small lamba but you are from my state so make I chill.

Expert17:
Leave NIGERIA b4 we take u Serious

Die before I take you serious bro

NiklauseFred:
Yea she's divorced
Dude is looking sugar mummy

Can you blame me?
Make I chop small from ur uncle's investment in her life na.
Seriously,she needs succour.

anochuko01:
Yeah, the sun needs to move into the sea to prove it can perform elsewhere too.

Very wrong analogy.

The sun and sea are not humans and do not play football.

Find another one that works!

olassy239:
Cristiano Ronaldo has played 145 games more than Leo Messi in his entire career and has scored only 21 goals more than the argentinian. Also, Leo Messi has given 64 assists more than Cristiano Ronaldo in his entire career, making a total of 971 goals generated in 840 games (1.16 goals generated by game).

Please,how is this history related to the topic?

NiklauseFred:
Lol laugh no go kill me
No go kill the wrong person ooo

No na...I wan treat am small,
She is divorced now,isn't she? She go need comfort na

NiklauseFred:
I dont have her number; wetin I wan use am do kwanu?

Get am jor...I wan avenge your uncle.

Teespice:
have you finished typing or do you have more to say?

Nope. ..
One more thing...

Go and make me pounded yam and vegetable soup with stockfish and isi ewu.


Now,I'm done with you

Hussein01:
the suppose alternative statement will be "cos a lion is the king of the jungle doesn't mean it can fight a shark".

but do shark live in the jungle?

I get your point but we are looking at the strength of a particular animal,in different habitats. Lions kill crocs every time so using that analogy doesn't fit in. Crocs are never masters of the aquatic...hippos kill them even more easily than lions. Sharks are not jungle dwellers but apex predators in water,unlike crocs.

So look at it this way, a lion is master of the jungle but being an apex predator on land doesn't mean it would conquer an apex predator in water because even habitats aside, a shark would kill a lion,any day,any time.

Hope you get it?

Chubhie:
I'm surprised that you seem to have enjoyed what transpired in that ring. Now, tell me, Was this about a blind love for AJ, Nationalism or love for the boxing culture?

I'm surprised you are so bothered about a match you have no personal stake in.
I like AJ yes, but I'm not so illogical to expect him to use the same approach that got him a loss in the previous fight. If he had lost while fighting 'impressively' as you wanted,I wonder how your satisfaction gets him his belts back!

NiklauseFred:
My uncle already forgave her before he left planet earth,so there was no need restraining her and besides she wanted to pay him her last respect.

Her last respect after fuqin him up?

DM me her details, lemme pay her my respects in camera na

Teespice:
No justification whatsoever.
if the relationship has ended, tell her and move on with the woman who you want to marry.

At the end of the day, you are no better than the side chick.

Make we hear word, naso una go dey jump in from nowhere to claim nonsense solidarity.
Why are you blind to what the girl did na?

Chubhie:
Where have you seen Liverpool, Barcelona, Bayern, Man City or Madrid defend for 90mins? Only weaker teams defend against them.

Who was AJ defending himself from? Ruiz who took the the bout all the way to round 12 while still buzzing with energy.

I'm old school now and must come to terms that boxing is now all about the money and never for the culture. At a point in the game, people got frustrated and were baying for them to fight.

Baying ko,braying ni!
Mayweather never bothered about any fan but his own tactics,why should any sane man do otherwise? Na crime now to fight conservatively?

So because you were not entertained,the whole world should stand still? Or maybe we should replay the fight? Wait,how much did you even pay to watch the bout. Were you there live? Or sneaking to watch it on some fuqed up app?
You want to get entertained? Slap any cop close to you.

Chubhie:
I rated Ruiz a better boxer than AJ from that yesterday game. How do people pay such fees to go watch someone dancing around for most of the night? Same frustration a football fan would feel when teams sacrifice the beautiful game in the cover of some mumbo jumbo tactics.

AJ's legs were already shaking at some point. He knew he stood no chance if he actually came out to fight. This is akin to counter attacking strategy in football mostly used by weaker teams.

This strategy exposes AJ as weak not smart.

Lmaoooo....
You guys won't kill me with your analyses sha.

Just take a look at what you wrote up there. Does it sound logical or even sane to you?

So if Liverpool defends for 90 minutes against Tottenham and got one goal to win, would their tactics be included on the table stats? Table shows wins,losses and draws,not whatever bro.

Just say you dont like him and wanted Ruiz to win. Because your analysis is an insult to any logical man anywhere.

Thanks.

grandstar:
A lawyer told me that when he was in the university, he sat for a course he knew nothing about and he was quite certain he would fail.

He said he was overjoyed when he scored 77% in it. That it was actually 2 exclamations ?? that was registered in as 77.

I did not know whether to laugh or cry

This was my favourite back in the day.