₦airaland Forum

Fart no get weight but e dey full belle.

If you have ever been constipated enough,you go understand the proverb.

funmisticqueen:
Lol. How do i bookmark the post, i don't have the app

Lol,you can screenshot it o.

funmisticqueen:
it is the fact that sometimes helping them will drag you down to their level. I tried helping out some, and got burned out in the process.

I will not advise any woman to date one, that is how someone drank a crate of beer in front of me without getting drunk and had the nerve to tell me he didn't have a drinking problem. His wife will now be unfortunate enough to stick my him when he has liver disease.

Lmaoooo...
You're always funny on your posts. Very driven and fire filled.

Know what I think?
I think you are a good girl who despite all your words would still give love a chance enough to marry whoever makes you happy. Money is not the real issue you have with men,trust and happiness are.

Bookmark this reply,because a time will come you will see I'm right.

Seeing you and logobenz squabble got me laughing, the two of you are more alike than you both know.

funmisticqueen:
Because broke guys bring nothing to the table but their brokeness and their still have the temerity to be ugly and ENTITLED,despite being broke.

Their sense of entilement ks their most irritating quality, you think a girl must say yes to your paltry offer of sex, thinking that a few pickup lines from also broke pickup artistes calling themselves redpillers and alpha males like Ubunja and co will have her at their feet. They also think that their pen1ses are worth something and then they also forget that sex benefits them and not the girl. They also feel that every girl should be raped and their fragile ego doesn't understand the word NO.

They show no signs of wanting to improve their behavior or their wretched situation, they want someone else's daughter to suffer with them because misery loves company. They are not ready to give commitment, or to start a family. The only thing they end up doing is getting some unfortunate woman pregnant, then transmitting poverty to their children.


I have more to say but, ladies do not deserve to be with broke men especially those with no values, life missíon and home training. If ladies continue to look down on them with condenscencion and scorn, then maybe they would get their heads out of their assholes and get their shit together.

Knew you'd reply hot hot!!!

Only God knows what it is about broke guys that ticks you off everytime.

Iamgrey5:
This man should be careful about creating religious crises in my beloved Oyo state


The MURIC man is almost everywhere looking for where to cause trouble.

A church was also involved naaaa...
Why religious crises go occur?

ppogba:
I was informed after she had left.

If you have ever had the opportunity of meeting some of these people even at the planning stage, you would have known better.

I had but I still told them the truth, so when the shiit hits the fan,they would remember a soul who wasn't afraid of telling them the truth to their faces.

Commentor:
Village people finally got the old man.

At 91 years?

You don't even know how to use the so-called village people meme!

damyslim:
Ftc all the way

Yinmu.
Someone using MTN 5G stole it from you.

Better luck next time,eh?

These guys would soon ask for DNA results,or iris scan or fingerprint because my phone is on a triple-combo lockdown babe.

I ain't going to no ATMs to feed y'all lazy SARS (Seriously Annoying Reprobate Suckers)

ZaraGift:
I have been hearing this since I was small

Small geh....
See long tongue

micgray100:
Thugs everywhere In Lagos.. Reason I left Lagos for Abuja for good... Things easier here without agberos. Built my house without omonile issue here from foundation to roofing.


I register Limited Liability Company with CAC for just 75k.. call or watsapp 0703 272 8941

75k?
People are offering me 30k here!!!
Why are you that expensive?

mercyvivv:
God help them. I have a niece in similar predicament right now. What we'll do is what we're yet to fathom because usually they withhold their passport the moment they land in Lebanon. Mmm...
Meanwhile...
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Which one is God help them?

What are you doing to get her out?
She is your niece for fuq's sakes!!!

ppogba:
A lady I know travelled to Lebanon about a month ago. The lady in question is married with a child and when I asked the father what she was going to do there he said ' they say the work in places like Mr Biggs and Shoprite there". Immediately, I closed the case for fear of being labelled " an enemy of progress. But I was like, Lebanon of all places. Till now, I have not asked if the lady had communicated with him.

You knew but you kept quiet?

How in God's name are you being humane?

She could die there because you didn't tell the husband the truth

Ugosample:
what is your point

Oh well,

I guess I will just give up on nairaland then.

Can't save them all.

SenorFax:
How the hell is he gonna explain himself. Even if he's not a rapist, imagine if the girl invited him over just to treat his fvck-up.

Because I can't imagine how he entered a room to rape a lady, and the lady made her way out of the room before him and calls attention on him, and he just sits there.
Story looks like he's framed.

You could be right!
Time will tell I guess

Abraham?
Really?

*sighs*

Can somebody feel the envy,animosity,stupidity and jealousy dripping on this thread? It's so thick I could slice and butter some loaves with it. Such emotions pouring out of mature humans almost paralysed me. Now,I know who some people are,just by these comments.


One other thing is sure:


None of the commenters (bashers and bashed) had a first class

I have a confession...

I have a terrible addiction...

Its the pursuit of knowledge, never drugs or money or power or fame or any of that stuff. People think I'm very weird and alien because of it.


Others use drugs to escape reality and travel into a void, devoid of pain,fear and unhappiness. They don't want to feel weak,useless and unwanted. Drugs are a means of escape from the hell they go through, I completely understand. Every human feels sad,fvcked and helpless at a point in their lives.
Others use religion(Jesus,Mohammed,Tao and other gods) to ease their pain and help them live through it on the promise of better tomorrow.

Others use money or power or something else to ease their pain.

I prefer to use knowledge, to understand why humans have a yearning in their psyche so deep nothing fills it till they die. Not religion,not money,not humans and certainly not drugs. We find ways to get by in life,clutching and snatching at anything that promises us peace or happiness but what is even true happiness when you are not even free. Humans were MADE,whittled down and incomplete.

So I get by,using knowledge.
Knowledge is my opium,heroine and cocaine all in one.

Knowledge and her sister Logic keep me sane,in a world where everything else is insane.


#luminouz#
#foodforthoughts#

jaxxy:
I have one bt can’t drive everywhere and everytime. I’m not a Uber fan like dat unless I hv company and I was in a hurry. I’ve used the buses in the past and it was generally fine. That’s probably one of those rare situations. I hope.

That's ok then!!

ngwababe:
Make una give me my money first oo, nonsense bank.

You and who?

If you dare change your bank...I will...

Nice!

jaxxy:
I entered the brt bus recently and it stinked I mean after getting filled initially. I guess it cos every manner of persons enter there and the windows are shut due to the Ac bt it wasn’t funny. Need to have sm ventilation in those buses. Aside that it’s fine

Then buy yourself a car bro!

My own is that he still used the same tongue to lick her asshole and brought it back to lick the vagina...

Very risky something!!!

missjo:
Lol, sure.
If you have the photos, please oblige

Sure,but its for private viewing only,in my chambers.

Still eager?

A Moroccan with such lovely honey coloured hair?
Its just like seeing a blond Iranian!!!

That's rare!! They mostly have black hair