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Decypher:
Some pastors actually lie more than the devil. I have a pastor friend. The kind of lies this men tell on the pulpit suprises the Devil himself.

I burst our laughing at your comment.

Nice Saturday humor!

FemiMaduka:
Blacks generally have a heightened sense of 'God-consciousness'

It has to do with suffering from the God Complex. It's something ingrained in our DNA.



Modified:
Checked the album, Everything we need, Hands On and God is, are cool enough for me.

What about y'all?

dairykidd:
Guy u know say u na my aruba for NL but which secondary school u go like that where e be say English dey make them soak pant

Na one tuush private school o.
The girls are very good too but I've always been told I speak like an oyibo and that's what wets their pants, one of the reasons my friend Dele had much success with them too.

You won't understand how much girls like men with good spoken english, like they can die for that stuff. I once ditched a NL babe because she said the number one thing she wants in a man is good spoken English. So she wanted me because of that. I was angry because a man is more than just that and English is foreign as a language. If you can't be proud of your heritage,then luminouz is not the man for you.

Reminds me of my own Secondary school days. Those girls be blushing anytime you look at them and if you just speak English for class lasan,dem go sigh with wanton longing.

The arrival of my best friend Dele from the US changed all that. Dude is darker than kiwi polish and as handsome as the old Egyptian gods. But instead of being rivals,our love for novels made us besties,till he left.

I learnt a lesson during that period that has helped me till date.

'The pussy is never yours,it's just your turn,mudafvcker!!'

English,Please!!!!

completey:
@iLegendd, i have tangent template please how can i make it unique?

Sent a PM!!!

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helpmyministry1:
Lovely Family. So cute. Money en. It can fix a lotta things oh.

Thank you to everyone who has patronized me so far.
You guys are the best.

If you still haven't gotten yours, now is the time oh. 1k only. so start sending in your logos today.

Send a PM bro

flyca:
Lol. Reminding me my age. World pipu
More than that sir. Do you have a problem with that?

Lol,not that. Think he is being inquisitive

Its been a while but I appreciated how you helped me back then. You have a good soul.

Ni hao ma?

Mariangeles:
I swear, you really cracked me up with that one
I'm good, thanks. I hope you are too...

I'm good ,thanks

Mariangeles:
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Baba for your innermost mind...

If you know anything about me at all,you will know I'm real and raw,no pretense.
Hope u gud?

Mariangeles:
They were just too much for you to handle shey ?

Wrong!!!
They are my special customers babe.

I'm drawn to their smartness and their perceived coldness - which is a front,because they are very emotional people,just not to everyone. There is something about my aura that gets their goat. They are a special class though, because its so rare to meet really intelligent women who you can rub minds with. You have no idea how scarce that is around here

Some of them are really good women while most are maelstroms of negativity.

N.B: I know 4 women on this forum like that. You are one of them.

A305:
The very smart but emotional unavailable once.

They are very smart (book smart and street smart), Good command of English but they are always emotional unavailable but if they however fall in love, they always love hard and very wild in bed. They always act like teenagers when they in love.

I have seen them many times.

FarahAideed:
BUHARI : This climate chanji again !! Is it a type of cow?

Werey!!!!!

Blinkers:
I know you are seeking attention like other idîots here do. You seven, had to bolden your stupidity.

I hope your comment gets ignored!

Yet you didn't ignore it. You should have

wiseone28:
Your puccci

Savage

Emotionss:
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The truth of the matter is that you are a weakling.
A man who can't control his wife and organize his home. Op you be woman wrapper

He is soft yeah.
He should have curbed her excesses ages ago. She knew she could do shit and get away with it.
I wish I traded places with the OP for just a week. His wife would either run away or become a lamb.

Nothing turns me off worse than a bad attitude in women.

The girls here impressed me today.
They made salient points based on logic and zero emotion. They didn't go with the male vs female bullcrap or justify underage violence.

Nice one.

condemn:
I'm 34 and in my own 3 bedroom flat rented and furnished. I have an uncompleted building in warri and I live in Lagos. Yes, money is needed to make life better but don't make it look as if it is all you need to keep a woman. You call me olowo? My brother if you see me in person, you nor go fit talk oh

Nice one!

Blazebond:
Wetin you sef come dey write here,oya remain poor nau,make your family and friends use you make yeye,dem tell you say one man go carry all the women for earth before,listen all men,u better work smart and honest to have money o,money stops nonsense oooooooooooo,nor follow dis yeye write-up ooooooooooo,if you get money many women go run follow you ooooo,even d werey when be they style since say she get class would not be able to resist anymore o,bleep all this so called over-sense write-up ooo,make money make your family and friends nor dey hiss anytime dem see your phone call.

You need help ASAP!!!
What a Neanderthal-level intellect!!!

Nice one OP.

lefulefu:
hmm d big god wey sponsor the surgery must be quite weaLTHY

I dey tells u

Richdad50:
So silly of you going down this path for a child you don't even know. A child with no grudges or hurt. Tomorrow you will be fasting and praying with a wife for children but the poor woman wouldn't know it's a consequence of her foolish hubby.
Boy, recieve sense. Dont cage your destiny because of a few likes from people that don't care or know you.
Richdad

Keep quiet jor, as if you're any better!!!