Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by luminouz(m): 11:53pm On May 29, 2019 |
jonvalek: I literally know of a dude with a 12Inch size who's dating a girl I'd banged before, up until yesterday she still misses me because my Joystick knows the road to her center of gravity. And am only 6Inch (If not 5.5 sef ). My point is, she mocks her dude for having a massive stick that shrinks half way and hails my endurance for giving her multiple orgasm. My pointer to all my guys with average/small joystick is know what arouses her and work on that, go for sucking the hell out of her and find the G.... Avoid doggy most of the time because it drops off and please and please, avoid Fat Arse Ladies, because their arse go drop your confidence. Most importantly feel confidence by imaging you have a 6Inch and above Joystick, believe me, it helps. Lemme ask this... How did u locate ur ex center of gravity? I've seen some girls who dont have!! |
Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by luminouz(m): 11:52pm On May 29, 2019 |
jonvalek: I literally know of a dude with a 12Inch size who's dating a girl I'd banged before, up until yesterday she still misses me because my Joystick knows the road to her center of gravity. And am only 6Inch (If not 5.5 sef ). My point is, she mocks her dude for having a massive stick that shrinks half way and hails my endurance for giving her multiple orgasm. My pointer to all my guys with average/small joystick is know what arouses her and work on that, go for sucking the hell out of her and find the G.... Avoid doggy most of the time because it drops off and please and please, avoid Fat Arse Ladies, because their arse go drop your confidence. Most importantly feel confidence by imaging you have a 6Inch and above Joystick, believe me, it helps. Lmaoooo...fat ass ladies are my favourite meat. N I abso-fvcking-lutely love doggy! N my dick is not 12 inches!! My point? Its all about ur skill set!!! |
Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by luminouz(m): 11:49pm On May 29, 2019 |
Jaynom: Lol ... Funny how most of the comments are from men. How can a man tell a woman that size matters? Vaginas are of different width and Depth U make perfect sense!!! Seeing comments like this shows hope still dey for NL |
Romance › Re: Dzifa Sweetness: Dump Any Lady Who Complains About Your Manhood by luminouz(m): 11:46pm On May 29, 2019 |
frankkydee: Is your clits as big as that?  U wicked,I swear!!! |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 11:40pm On May 29, 2019 |
Lexusgs430: And he is surprised she was mad at him.........
How come he cannot tell his dad, he has no money to send call credit?
How come it's N200, he wants to send to his dad? Have u been broke before?? I doubt it! I've been so hungry before I was killing and eating people in my dream...how come una dey form on NL na!! Is 200 naira not money?? What if the dad needed to make an urgent call? Or we should wait till we get 10k?? Any amount is appreciated in such situations. |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 11:35pm On May 29, 2019 |
solasoulmusic: Thank you and I’m honored but my heart is elsewhere Awwwwww...  Tell d nigga is fvcking lucky to have you!!!! I wish you the best!  |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 11:30pm On May 29, 2019 |
solasoulmusic: Money comes and goes but the loyalty that stays and supports is valuable she should have sent it sometimes yes it’s frustrating when you have to handle all the bills but for the people we love we should not count the cost. I’ve sent credit to someone when they only called me for one minute Ion know u from Adam but take a thousand kisses from me darling. Your first sentence is gold personified! The rest has diamond crested all over! Are u married? My younger bro is ready sis.  |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 11:23pm On May 29, 2019 |
Acidosis: If I'm 40, and earn only 40k salary, I will get married. Marriage is not meant for the rich and certainly not for the sole purpose of procreating. Should a man on a 40k salary get married? YES, if his fiancee is willing!
Some people will not make 100k a month in their life time! There are some HARD facts we need to start telling ourselves. Some on big salaries today will someday lose their jobs, while they're married. This is another hard fact. U nailed that bro...on fvcking point!! |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 11:22pm On May 29, 2019 |
bettercreature: That comment by luminouz doesn’t make any sense! It wasn’t ordinary 200 naira (it was the last straw) this lady has been taking care of your immediately family,as if that isn’t enough you are telling her to start sending money to your relatives,It’s even very embarrassing telling your wife to send money to your dad let alone just 200naira Its just super wrong This poster is taking advantage of his wife generousity Look at it this way... She contributes yes but he does his part too,just not enough. He took too much for granted? Yes...but come o...if you can't ask ur wife for help,who will u ask? Ain't u guys partners? Didn't she know ur broke? If a man does all that for his family n hers and gets broke, can't the wife help? That's what I'm saying about the marriage ish. Who really enjoys the marriage eh? My only comma with the guy is that he NEVER should have mentioned his dad's name for the card,that's totally unnecessary. He should have done what he needed to do with the card on his own. |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 11:10pm On May 29, 2019 |
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Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 11:08pm On May 29, 2019 |
godofuck231: she's stretched thin, there's something going on in her mind, when a woman stops talking to you she's about to make a horrible decision, I better massage her and pet her to confession, let her vet the anger and you should shut the f#ckup never to reply, then make up with outings and gifts, a shoe and a bag will do. next time know her limits and don't thin her out. U people will not kill me with senselessness! OP borrowed 200 naira card yet u miraculously want him to suddenly have access to money for outings,gifts,a shoe and a bag  From where? Jumia?  Una go just dey advise anyhow!!!  |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 11:06pm On May 29, 2019 |
Acidosis: Oga say what you know. There are many married men earning that salary, and even less. The average salary of a teacher in a private school is lower, yet some married men work in these schools. Not only teachers, all the lab scientists with ND in your universities, and other National Diploma holders in banks, military, police, civil service, custom, prisons, etc. earn around and even lower.
You lots should stop putting pressures on people. Rather preach contentment, financial/wealth management and, of course, empowerment.
This young man failed in the area of financial management. I'm not sure he has kids, yet he allowed his taste and that of his wife pushed him to a 3-bedroom apartment. You can imagine how they spend wrecklessly on other household needs because wifey's biz dey boom - a case of eating their dinner in the morning. No mind that one...criticising 60k salary. Homes have survived on less!!! |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 11:03pm On May 29, 2019 |
jelel6: To all those misguided Chelsea fans and heavily bias English media, Sarri winning a trophy has definitely made his first season BETTER THAN Pep's own with Man City. Who only managed fourth place despite having better players than this current Chelsea squad.
Also, the English media darling Pochettino and Klopp still haven't won ANYTHING YET. And one of them will Still be trophyless after CL Final on Saturday.
Chelsea's board and Fans should put that into perspective before calling for Sarri's head. We don't have many top-class players. With the prospective ban and Hazard leaving, we'll still only hope for another Top 4 finish. In fact, missing out wouldn't be a disaster considering the circumstances.
Convince Sarri to stay and rebuff Juventus. Let him have a proper preseason. Forget Lampard for now for God sake. GTFOH!!! MOFO!!!  |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 11:02pm On May 29, 2019 |
Viking007: Probably the most sensible comment on this thread. Guy,na true I talk o...I keep wondering what dafuq do I get from marrying if marriage is like this? Funny enough,its the miserably married ones that are on my neck now to goan marry...seeing their marital lives is enough proof na! |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:58pm On May 29, 2019 |
NwanyiAwkaetiti: women are not wired to bear such responsibilities. It's the man's place to take care of the home. Even God was d one that shared the roles. That women are doing good for themselves these days should not fool you. Wow...I will bookmark this response in case those NL feminists start claiming equality upandan... |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:57pm On May 29, 2019 |
clive2u: lmao. U be clown bt na kinda good idea sha  |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:56pm On May 29, 2019 |
spiceadole: Lol..your wife is a clown. When she agreed to marry a man who earns about 60K while her business was flourishing, what did she think? This is just the beginning for her. By the time you make money, you will dump her for another woman. Na una way You sound bitter!!! Take a deep breath and think! N oh...if push comes to shove,u will survive on a 29k salary! Facts! |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:52pm On May 29, 2019 |
jaxxy: U have a good wife and I know u helped with her own business during the early days bt don’t take her for granted. Putting her under undue pressure for so long isn’t manly, have a plan to increase ur finances. Think like a man and stop waiting for her to look for a job for u or help u with a business seeing her current position. Try to think and act for urself 1st or atleast make sm solo efforts 1st. Be a man.
U need serious money management skills and investment or business ideas to create a better situation for urselves based on ur current income. Try and do this urgently. Good piece of advice!!!  |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:52pm On May 29, 2019 |
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Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:50pm On May 29, 2019 |
NwanyiAwkaetiti: Unfortunately that seed has already planted itself in her mind. Any Lil thing it will rear it's head until the Op becomes the Man of d house in every ramification. 2 solutions to that then...the hard way or the easy way Easy way? ,refuse food,become moody, start tying ropes together and eyeing the ceiling,dont bathe...she gets the implied message u wan kill ursef!!!  This option has 80% success rate Hard way? Talk tough and scatter everything in the house,let her know u try ur best and shout it that u guys are partners in the marriage,there will always be twists and turns! So she should deal with it unless she wants u to steal or do yahoo...then refuse dont ask for help from her henceforth till she gives u herself This option works 90% but with higher risk tag... Sense will not kill this ALIEN  |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:44pm On May 29, 2019 |
NwanyiAwkaetiti: Better go make money. Imagine 200naira credit to send to his father! See its frustrating that when married instead of moving higher, you burdened and falling from bills as a woman while the man is there. You guys would have been fine if there no outside burden and all. What's stopping the op from starting a side business sef!?
I personally hate men who find it so easy to beg women for money... Lol,u seem to have met those abuja begi begi guys eh  E no concern me jare... Woos,wobi nwanyi,please send me 500 Glo airtime,I wan call mumsy!  |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:39pm On May 29, 2019 |
Rosarie: my dear neither to be a woman and shouldering responsibilities.i sure know where she is coming from.saddled with her primary role which is the home front so it is doubles on her.she is human.and had every right to rant.women hate it when a man is not living up to expectation.there was no need for the guy to talk of his dad.it was wrong. I agree with ur points, especially telling her his dad needs it!!! That was completely unnecessary!!! |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:38pm On May 29, 2019 |
greggng: You don't have a big problem...just sleep close to her in the night...before you do that ensure you have written a lovely special romantic words for her ...you have to drop it by her side befire she wakes up and ensure you leave the house to enable her ponder about your deep words. Start by telling her you do appreciate all her effort...reassure her she will always the centre stage in your life. Tell her that after God she is the next person you love. Tell her by the time you are back, you wanna see that cheerful woman you married...to welcome you with a cheerful heart. OP,this is the best piece of yarn u will get on NL... This works 99% of the time. She is bothered and concerned,reassure her and work harder |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:37pm On May 29, 2019 |
chinchonglee: Hw is she d one catering for u wen u earn 60k monthly..
Wetin u dey use ur 60k do?
Wen i said i rather remain single for life dan get married wit a 60k income u pple thought i woz joking baa. Read well naaaaa....  60k in Ibadan,Oshogbo and Sarki is way better than 60k in lagos, abuja or PH!!! Rather remain single?? Well...I give u till next year...u will sing a different tune! |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:30pm On May 29, 2019 |
Rosarie: not this husband.ok Lol..thanks rosarie but nigga is trying ok? U have no idea how hard it is out there in naija now!!!! To be a man no easy at all! Though I must add that the wife is a keeper!! She is so very fvcking rare these days. She tried for the guy to be honest. Its just temporary frustration from her, it will pass!!! I know just how hard she has tried! |
Family › Re: My Wife And I Are Keeping Malice! by luminouz(m): 10:27pm On May 29, 2019 |
Small money like 200 made her flare up?  Yet husbands have taken care of their wives,sons,her parents, his parents, his and her siblings without grumbling or complaining. Oh yes,its a man's job according to society but once he defaults,hell comes down. No wonder men die young around here. No one ever appreciate the men folk and all they do! I keep asking myself,who really ends up enjoying the institution called marriage? |
Pets › Re: How Do I Make This Dog To Know Me & Not Attack Me? (Photo) by luminouz(m): 7:58pm On May 29, 2019 |
Psoul: Stop bn afraid of the dog and that will settle it.
When u are afraid, ur body produces some secretions which the nose of the dog can smell. This smell triggers the attack mode in the dog. The interpretation of the smell u produce in the brain of the dog goes like this. Anyone that gets scared once he/she shes a dog is a bad person or has a bad intention, so he/she deserved to be attacked to stop his/her bad intention.
That is why the dog tends to attack u once it smells the secretion. Pheromones nigga...pheromones!!! |
Romance › Re: Nigerian lady narrates how friend snatched his bride from boyfriend with gifts by luminouz(m): 7:49pm On May 29, 2019 |
Lovelyn451: This is how most marriage was built, sending her gifts and money, at last the lady has no option but to marry him..only a foolish girl will leave a guy that has spent so much on her Ion get u!! How did u come to know most marriages are built like that? Spending on a girl doesn't mean u love her na!!! When will u ladies get that  It goes on to show that the girl is so lazy to think gifts and money are all a man has to offer her, I keep thinking,will it kill her to make her own money?? Later,u ladies will complain if he treats her like his property or chattel. Why won't he? When he knows she was bought!! |
Romance › Re: Nigerian lady narrates how friend snatched his bride from boyfriend with gifts by luminouz(m): 7:39pm On May 29, 2019 |
Biglittlelois: The extravagant temptation was just too much, I understand why she couldn't resist much longer, lol. Wrong!! For u to understand that she couldn't resist means money plays a big role in your decisions in relationships,not love. I mean,she forgot about a guy she loves based oh iPhone,250k,300k and some more gifts?? Ain't that kinda cheap?? He didn't even buy her a car or a house(Regina Daniels style). What if everything the guy did was a bet and he would just disappear on the wedding day Think!!! Sister,Think!!!!  |
Romance › Re: Nigerian lady narrates how friend snatched his bride from boyfriend with gifts by luminouz(m): 7:35pm On May 29, 2019 |
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Career › Re: Amaka Anku: HR Manager Shares Mail She Got From Prospective Employee by luminouz(m): 7:33pm On May 29, 2019 |
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Career › Re: Amaka Anku: HR Manager Shares Mail She Got From Prospective Employee by luminouz(m): 7:21pm On May 29, 2019 |
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