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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Season 8 Predictions. by luminouz(m): 9:46pm On Apr 29, 2019
Jesus...on top GoThuh

Goan cook dinner right now or I will...
Literature › Re: ALIEN - GALAXY AT WAR!!! by luminouz(op): 12:02pm On Apr 28, 2019
@mrsthang...
How ya doing grin
Ur post today had me guffawing...where did u get em wild imaginations from?? Especially on the if M dies part(God forbid) and ur sexual choices afterwards,from Older men to younger men and paying a guy to fvck while u watch and do ur thing!! grin if you put some will into it,u could be a great writer!!

Lol,so u now run from M when he initiateshuh grin Seems u love doing the chasing,the thrill and feel get ur juices flowing, seeing a man in that position kinda cools ur ardour...its strange u know,cuz men are the ones wired by culture from birth to chase women. If you had been a guy, u would be a sex god or something lol, u have so many traits I can relate with... If I didn't know better,I would have said its a man under that moniker of urs. I hope M stops it soon so u can get back to the status quo tongue ... I suspect if he continues,u might lose interest in sex sef and he will feel veeeerryyyy weird..Believe me when I tell u this,I think he is starting to improve on the sex thing, Hell,dude might even be feeling some upsurge of testoterones right now and he is feeling like his early 20's again. But the irony of life is this,the more you chase,the more the other party withdraws. Remember how mundane u think guys who disturb u incessantly with calls or text or mails or shiit ARE?? ME TOO!(from girls I mean). The thrill ain't there no more. Fvcked, if you ask me.

That Vibrator is still alive?? grin I was hoping it would have exploded or something... First time I'm seeing one dou. Noisy little snitch if you get my drift. Nice manicured nails.
Lastly,the song u dropped is 'just there' for me...have u tried Tank's album(SEX,LOVE AND PAIN). its got cool tracks...

N.B...Seems peeps are starting to consider ur plea for zero post likes...You mentioned caramelo...u in the country recentlyhuh shocked
Romance › Re: WHO Is The Weirdest Person You Ever Fuvkked? by luminouz(m): 11:38am On Apr 28, 2019
Here to read the Sunday menu LIES!!! grin

Romance › Re: Why Are Some Men Heartless by luminouz(m): 11:33am On Apr 28, 2019
missyb08:
Sure bro
Who is ur bro??

Crime › Re: Salisu Abubakar, Islamic Cleric Who Helps Kidnappers In The North (Photo) by luminouz(m): 10:03pm On Apr 27, 2019
N the mumu police leaked out these detailshuh

1. The man's family is as good as dead
2. The kidnappers would all find new hideouts
3. The police will end up looking like fôols.
4. And the spate of violence will continue!
Christianity Etc › Re: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by luminouz(m): 9:58pm On Apr 26, 2019
capitalzero:
yes can be fine tuned with aids of drugs or herbs that make you see weird things.
So because u can't see, then others that DO see are psychotic or on drugshuh

Now I see why u chose that ur moniker!! smiley
Romance › Re: Lady Accuses Girl Of Dating Her Father In Benin. Confronts Her With Her Friends by luminouz(m): 1:51am On Apr 25, 2019
lefulefu:
grin every babe swallows
Abi grin
Romance › Re: If A Gay Guy Offers You... by luminouz(m): 6:38pm On Apr 24, 2019
khiaa:
Come on luminouz, you are a writer, use your creative imagination to entice me to come to Nigeria. smiley
The point is,do I need to entice you?? Seems like fakery to me...I'm real and raw...so no enticement....you wanna see what naija night life is all about,then COME!!! grin
Romance › Re: Lady Accuses Girl Of Dating Her Father In Benin. Confronts Her With Her Friends by luminouz(m): 6:20pm On Apr 24, 2019
lefulefu:
dont fear.bini babes no dey bite.
No,they swallow
Romance › Re: If A Gay Guy Offers You... by luminouz(m): 6:16pm On Apr 24, 2019
khiaa:
You have to tell me what your plans are before I come, so what are they? Start from the morning till the evening. Tell me what you are planning for dinner, fun and excitement. Don't include a movie because I can see one anytime. After you tell me your plans I will tell you my plans when you come and visit me. smiley
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shocked shocked shocked
Na essay u wan make I write be that ooooooo!!!

Be spontaneous and come..just trust me tongue
Romance › Re: If A Gay Guy Offers You... by luminouz(m): 11:38am On Apr 24, 2019
khiaa:
Entice me to come by planning a date for us. wink
Sure thing...next weekend!!! tongue
Romance › Re: If A Gay Guy Offers You... by luminouz(m): 8:17am On Apr 24, 2019
khiaa:
I am curious to know what do you guys do on a date besides going to the movies or out to dinner?
Come here and find out... Curious woman grin
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi: Igbos Are From Ile-Ife - Ohanaeze Kicks by luminouz(m): 12:23pm On Apr 23, 2019
Levi218:
Guy you are a fool you don't know anything good
HATER!!!!!

Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi: Igbos Are From Ile-Ife - Ohanaeze Kicks by luminouz(m): 11:26am On Apr 23, 2019
ledamaster:
Dear Oni, I truelly respect you for your attempt to settle the rift with the Igbos. But the problem with this your settlement is tgat you are targeting the wrong people. Lets all say Igbos now agrees they are brothers with Yoruba, please advice your subjects, especially Tinubu and hia gang of marauders to join hands with the Igbos to stir the presidency to the South East which will finally kill off the rift.
We can sugar coat things as much as we want but the problem is down to Yoruba greedy quest to short change their so called Brothers. As one born and living in the North, I have come to realize that its not the Average Northerner that have issue with Igbo presidency, Bit the Yorubas who use the media to continue on the narratives abd demonization of the South East.
As it stands today, The North Central, South South, And North East dobt have any problem with the idea of a President from the South East. Those who have this far hindered or continuely undermined this are Yorubas, and fanatic North.
Thing is, for as long as the entire South are not united in a collective demand that power must shift to the South in 2023, as we experienced in 1999 under Gen. Abdulsalam, The South West is on a wild goose chase. The Oni can continue in his unity and brotherly preaching but anything short of a South East presidency come 2023, renders his works useless.
I continue to ask Yorubas, What is your problem with a South East presidency? Why do Yorubas always working against it? Even those from Taraba, Benue, Plateau, Nassarawa, Kogi and so on, who fought and killed at the Civil war have now settled with the Igbos and dont see the emergence of someone from there are a bad thing, why are the Yorubas against Ports working in the South South? Why are they against International Airports in South East and South South or in the middle belt? Why are the Yorubas against the equal spread of development in all sections of Nigeria? why must every thing sited only in South West?

Well the thing is as long as Yorubas are coniving and plotting to cheat others of their turn, as long as they are trying to hold others down so also shall they remain on the floor with them. There will never be a South Presidency again unless the Entire South will collectively agreed it must return. As it stands today, the South South are behind the South East
I thought u wanted to say something meaningful, but just look at the trash you posted!!! undecided

Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi: Igbos Are From Ile-Ife - Ohanaeze Kicks by luminouz(m): 11:17am On Apr 23, 2019
essenceplus:
My belle o
I laughed sotey...I farted!!!
grin
Romance › Re: Benue University Student Dies After Marathon Sex With Girlfriend. Photo by luminouz(m): 3:50pm On Apr 22, 2019
mightyhaze:
Dude probably had a bad heart.

Marathon sex is such a waste of time and stamina for useful endeavors. Less than half of that energy could make atleast 15mounds of yam in the farm.. While the girl looks on in admiration..
Admiration @15 mounds of yamhuh shocked

U well so?? undecided

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