₦airaland Forum

wurabecca:
today is your day.......won't you club?

U gat this wrong!!!
Today ain't my bufday joor..
Mo kan bere queshun lowo e ni?
Am a man....birthdays funfare ain't my thing! But other guys do it n 99% of mature gehs celebrate theirs!
U feel me??

humeeh:
His head is full of petrol ni ke

Lmaoooooo
Now look what u did....u made me laugh aloud this night!!!! *smiles n thumbs up*

Haaaaa!!!!
Sighs....there is a difference between being nice n being servile!!!! OP..ur d latter version
Haba.. See d way u dey beg n she dey use clean yansh upandan....she is not worth this trouble naaaa

How many times must I say this??
GIRLS DON'T LIKE PUSEY ASS NIGGAS!!!!

Oya....draw ur 2 ears n give those presents to ur mum...sister..aunty or d mad woman on ur street!
Sense drops on U!!!

kimbraa:
You don't look to me like who has slept with just three women.

Lmaoooooo!!
Now..DAT up there is d story of my life....its hard to be believed!!!
I am not what I look like babe....have that in mind!!!!
*winks*

kimbraa:
I don't buy it, but if you insist.

U still haven't told me what u think.looking at my dp?
Humor me....aiit

wurabecca:
Happy birthday....send me your digits..... lemmie send you something......MTN TRANSFER #50 ara e noni

Lmaoooo!!
U gat bad mouth ooo!!!
Bloody Yoruba geh!!

kimbraa:
3 seems too small a figure for a sexually active guy. Perhaps, you must be very young and not too into women. That's nice if it's the truth.

Lmaoooooo!!!
See my profile n tell me what u think....
Its d truth!!!! Seriously!!!!

kimbraa:
It alway stops at 3 even when you've lose count.

Lmaoooo...I get ur point now
But mine ain't like DAT!! I am for real!!!
No time for pretenses babe!!!

kimbraa:
It's always 3.

Lmaoooooo!!
Of cuz....
Its when I consummate another relationship it becomes 4!!!

Lmaoooo!!!

What is this one saying oo

humeeh:
Taaahh...Be whyning me o

Lmaoooo
No na!!!

fataisulaiman:
I know I've been a jerk. I let my past experiences with women affect my thinking. I now realize I hurt a very beautiful gem who's only crime was to love me.

I ran into her in the cafeteria yesterday in company of some of her friends. Immediately she saw me, the beautiful smile she had on her pretty face disappeared and was replaced with a cold, dark frown. I tried pleading with her but she just didn't respond to me. After begging her to hear me out, she sighed and told her friends she would catch up with them. She then told me she doesn't have much time as she had a class in 15 minutes.

Even though some people here told me not to apologize, I just had to. I pleaded with her, begged her to forgive me, that I never meant to hurt her. Everything just came out in a jumbled mess as she kept looking at her wristwatch and the place was so noisy. I asked her to give me another chance, but she told me that boat had sailed already, that i had hurt her one too many times, she didn't know who I was again, and she doesn't think the damage can be undone. I pleaded and begged, but she stood firm. I think after a while i softened her heart a bit as she told me we'll talk about it some other time. I asked her when, and she mentioned she'll call me when she decides. She then hurried away after pulling back from the hug I wanted to give her.

Last night as I lay in bed unable to sleep, my mind full of her thoughts, i remembered all the times we had together. I thought of all the good times we had, how she behaved like a baby who wanted to be pampered, the sad look on her face the day I told her I won't be around for her birthday, and our first kiss. I remembered the times she'd spend with me at home in my little studio apartment, where we'll lie for hours in bed watching movies and talking. We never fully consummated our relationship, but the things we did anytime she came over to spend time with me was way beyond two people just having casual sex. I remembered when I began to act up to her and make her cry, and I realized I had been a fool all along. I didn't know when the tears started flowing out and stain my pillow. I'm still waiting for her to call as she promised. I've tried so hard not to call her so I don't use my desperation to push her away, and each second seems like an hour.

Which sulaiman be u sef?
U begged like a girl...u think she gon come back
I m 90% sure she is gone!!!! Though miracles can still happen!!!
Ur just too soft hommie...it's not ur fault...it is what it is......
N when I read u cried....I was half wanting to flog n half pitying u....coz I know matters of d heart can be so dreadfully painful...
Ikp20...harddon n some others told u what to do..but u didn't listen....guess u really liked her
D summary is this.....no girl likes soft guys no matter what they say....they want MEN!!!! Alphas!!!! Learn to be an alpha n u will never go through this again....I meant Alpha not Cruel ooo...
I hope she comes back sha...for ur sake..

sighs....am kinda sorry for d OP

Now.....remember u went there to read.....start jacking hommie...ASAP

humeeh:
Ive been good...Hope u dey hustle mine join as usual?

Lmaoooo!!
Ur covered babe....ur covered!!!

[quote author=decatalyst post=60268285][/quote]This thread is about d OP so amma leave u to ur stuff!!
U seemed bored....try freezing ur fart to lighten up ur mood!!!

humeeh:
Yaaay!Moi alien pop!

Where aff u beened?

Awwww...cutiebunny!!!
Me have been around o.....
Just doubling my hustle y'know!
How u been girl

decatalyst:
You dey look your side?

Why u pained hommie....goan slip into something more comfortable... Like a Coma!!!!

Just 3....n daz a fact!!!

Welll.....this is to all NL unattached ladies!
Who wants this kinda stuff wif me
Then work harder....I won't marry a liability!!!

wurabecca:
Son You are Nigerian...we are Nigerians.......Case Closed

Celebrate ko.......................hgdfddakjjjvrate ni

Ur funny
U mean u don't celebrate birthdays or what

folakemigeh:
He's obviously hurt by the breakup, He's just forming

Nawa o.....81 likes in 10 days?
Ur market is really booming!!!

Sabrina18:
That's her life, we all have freedom to live the way we want so far its not a crime.

Are u sure ur a woman??
Which mumu comment be this
U sound like those depravedly depleted feminists!!

Ziinno:
I would fire him too if I were his superior. If left unchecked, he could have my Job someday. Go outshine someone else, some place else. Lol.

Xerox01:
lol... this your own na die o

Lmaoooo!!

emmabest2000:
Na wuluwulu nao ...

I don't wanna imagine what will happen if these ones FART

Xerox01:
We should fry Breeze abi?

Or maybe freeze FART!!!

madridsta007:
You do not need to DM me then.
Go ahead and make the applications you want to make.

OK....disregard my DM!!!

madridsta007:
Well, I wrote that because of a conversation I had with a friend of mine.
It is quite late anyway to get into a top Uni in the UK whose starting date is September, as you will need visa + the processing period. However, with sponsorship's, if there is an established one already available, Western Universities are somewhat flexible.

Am thinking of next year bro!!!!
I wanna plan early!!!
U feel me??

madridsta007:
Yes, sure.
Did your name come out on the list too?

Thanks
Lmaaooooo....PTDF?? No!!!!

madridsta007:
And I replied you. Send me your email so I can send it to someone in the Uni and he can advice you.

Hello!
Sorry for butting in on u...I am also interested in Cranfield(energy and power research division).... Can I send u a mail too

Stellie:
thanks alot..... Pls help me pray for my mum also... Everyone is just turnin me down.... Dis lyf... My mother dies i die with her also .. Cus lyf wont b worth living anymore... God shud take d lead

Babe....u need to take it easy dear...
Ur in my prayers as well.....Ur mum won't die IJN!!!!
Please just be brave at this time....

Cc..shinarlaura....lalasticlala.....IamSinZ.....a lady needs our help