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NairalandCS:
We need details if we are going help.

How much does she need ?

How much do you have ?

How are we sure you aren't just here to scam us like the rest ?


You just rush put akant number.

I would have loved to help but just how do I trust ur real?

Modified

OK..lemme call my ukwu brothers... Lefulefu...dacovajnr......this lady needs our help!!!
Come in ASAP

missloluwa:
Hey guys,

I'm in my mid 20's and i've been working for a few years now, my current salary is very decent and i'm striving to earn more. Obviously at my age, i'm thinking of the long term which obviously includes my career but i'm also looking forward to and marriage and kids. However, the vast majority of guys i've met are either not ready for the long term, or they're still in their 'struggling' phase.

Is it bad that I want someone who is at least on the same level as me, or maybe even slightly below? Am I a 'gold-digger' because i don't really want to 'eat garri' with a guy before he blows? I've dated these guys before but even till now their level hasn't changed much despite all their talk about potential.

I don't mind having to split the bill once in a while or even contribute but i'm a lady that's used to certain tastes. My family isn't Dangote rich but we're doing quite well, and i'd like to continue living that life or at least not drop too far below. What do you guys think? Do I keep looking for these 'almost/made guys'(can anyone tell me where to find them? lol) or do I settle for a struggler.

I can just imagine how many guys go don PM u now....
Nice advert babe!!! Nice advert!!!

Phargbemmy:
luminouz the badt guy


luminouz the badt guy

Lmaoooooo!!!
Sup hommie

Midgut:
Humans are evil!
How would someone, because he wants to get rich, threat his fellow human with death? This man's story touched my earth.
I pray God heal you totally and return all your loss.

Ur earth ke?
U have d whole planet in ur chest
Gimme d Asian continent.... I beg u!!!

Papaaldrich:
I remember when my father do take me to Mandela's.where I got my first pair of suit.

In ya igbo-fivered dream!!!

Papaaldrich:
I remember when my father do take me to Mandela's.where I got my first pair of suit.

In ya igbo-fivered dream!!!

ibkayee:
Too sad

Take it easy OK

I smell UKWU on her dou!!!!

khiaa:
Lol No I didn't do any of that. Luminouz is a creative writer that specializes in alien fantasy stories.

I asked him to change the name of the female character in his story to Khiaa but he decided to create a story about us instead. Baby it's not real, it was written for fun and humor.

Lmaooooo!!!!
Alezy d dark Knight!!!
I was just messing around....no harm intended of course!!
Khiaa baby...wuz up

U can poison him since he is so weird!!!
Ode omo....abanilojuje!!!

Big bad boom!!
After then vroom
Next thing I know
I grew a mushroom
Thanks y'all!!!

OP u satisfied?

cassyrooy:
Hmmm!





43 here

U is a bad bouy!

fumiswtpusy:
Even though I am a yoruba girl,i am so happy how ojukwu executed these backstabber by ordering him to be shot severally before he finally died crying like a baby about to be deflowerd.
Moral lesson.
Never mess with biafrans or betray.or you get the banjo treatment.even me funmi I am always afraid of biafrans.

Nawa o
Get a life naaaaa

Tapout:
if u cant explain why tilapia is among the lot, then shut the fvck up

E PAIN AM!!!!

26.....

ehikwe22:
don't argue what you don't know. Have you ever been to the riverine areas in Delta eg Warriors? I've seen catfishes hatch in June grow till they get very big till around October when it gets dried and those not killed start sinking themselves in the soil

Thank you once again
U seem some idiots just jump to conclusions like they are professors of fishery

Cc.Tapout..u see ur life

Kobicove:
Where on Earth does fish come out of the ground?

You look like someone who went to school so pls think and reason logically

The most plausible explanation is that they were washed into the compound by the flood...that's assuming there isn't a pond existing there

Plausible shey

ehikwe22:
No. This is Delta for you. In Warri those years, we used to see them hatch and start developing till they get big. It's in all the gutters and any water body you can think of. I've went to a compound next to K. W estate at Ovie palace road to fish. It was someone's flooded compound with grasses and lots of fishes all over the compound.

Thank you...delta n bayelsa states have these in common

Tapout:
Ignorance at its peak
op those are fishes from someone's fish pond... Possible effect of overflow from excess rain fall or pond leakage

How can fishes come out from the ground, did u plant them??

Modified ** lord have mercy!!! I just discovered that 90% of nairalanders on the first page actually believe op

Ogbeni keep quiet... So u never heard of lungfish before abi....native to Niger Delta.it can survive by hibernating in mud for long periods of dry season n.emerge during d rainy season
I have seen catfish do same...don't know about tilapia though....
So d scenario is quite possible!!!

teflonjake:
And where's MISS ONDO?

She dey toilet... Make I call am?

FemiEddy:
Haaah, please have mercy ooo

Lmaooooo

alajoshomolu:
Picked a lady with heavy looking bum on Friday feeling lucky to land such a curvy babe without much stress.
Became suspicious when her hips wasn't rolling d way it shld at d hotel lobby but decided to ignore d first warning signs since she was quite friendly and sounded quite intelligent.
We had great s*x ,though I felt somtin was amiss anytime I grabbed her.
Got up in the middle of d night to pee only to step on something that felt like a pillow.
Picked it up only to realize what it really was.
Screamed at d babe as I felt I had been scammed.
I really enjoyed d s*x cos of d thought of those hips.
D mind is indeed a powerful thing!

Lmaooooooooo!!!!!

FemiEddy:
U no lie at all chief, u have said it all, he won't make the mistake again

No be lie ..
Iffa i catch any babe with DAT bumpad eh...I go tear am comot n make her walk home unclad....dats d penalty for deceiving me!!!

khiaa:
Hey gangsta, how yoooou doin?
I think he was referring to the creative love story that you wrote about Buncherstabb, himself and I

Lmaooooooo!!!
Yeah I guess!!!!

khiaa:
Which comment was that, was it the one by luminouz?

Someborri call d luminouz gangsta

khiaa:
Which comment was that, was it the one by luminouz?

Someborri call d luminouz gangsta

billycayana:
Get well baby

See this one o...
Whoz ur baby??

Benekruku:


We finally got him

We will suck his blood till it dries up

Crazy hommie

Evaberry:
...

I know what I'm looking at and it is definitely not that meal

I know it...its dat pink serviette

40kobo77:
Wow.

Is this not the Ooni of Ife runaway bride Wuraola?

These light skin ladies are starting to confuse me like the Chinese. They all look alike to me now.

Can't tell a real light skin with the fake ones now.

Lmaooooo

Cuddlebugie:
In a world built for the able-bodied, disabled people face countless barriers in their everyday lives and dating can be very challenging for them. This kind of love is rare......
That is a REAL man

Make we hear word joor...
Yet ordinary AFIN (albino) u go dey run say no be ur portion IJN!!!