₦airaland Forum

concho:
ds one weak me

Lmaoooooo!!!
N d thing is d girl knows n makes it her duty to wiggle n jiggle her ass anytime she walks past...she prolly wants me to make a move.....but I won't!!
Her dad is a Vulcanizer!!! I value my face abeg!!!

Toks2008:
You can say that again...Even me sef..bordome Wan kill me...

Having ladies around you is never the same as having your own wife lol!

Ur own no reach mine....do u know I always look st my landlady's daughter's big ass anytime she passes by...as a way of whiling away time

Tamarapetty:
forever young i wanna be forever young

Really??
With DAT ur mouth!!!!!

Lily4star:
LOL, thank you

Bet ur feeling like a gangster!!!!

Lily4star:
You rhyme tight, but this is no fight cos with words too I could drop you in a casket and even if you try to challenge na you go cast first, test me not, I could hurt your feelings like leaked nudes with heart broken like damaged goods and like a phone screen wish you had a protector cos you would feel your shame is been watched on a projector.

LOL, don't Laff me, me sef wan rhyme

Awwwww....babes u try!!!!!

USUKUMA:
this is pretty dope-- coming from a girl! in fact, you just earned my respek... for the (crack your ribs, and defeat lines-- even tho the defeat wordie is quite generic, you still did it justice)

I remember my battling days on fb, I'd done that "crack ribs" line, tho mine was sum'n like this;

"my punches are sleek, deeply cunning/
fist on ya groin, shh, you didnt see it coming/
I'll be the reason you can't sleep at night, hack ya in the morning/
knock out ya teeth, and crack your ribs, you think this is funny?/"

your "emotion for flies" line however is totally unacceptable.

out.

Leave her joor! Emotion for flies means d nigga go dey use flies as...........
She made me smile with em lines!!!!!

ThatAppleGuy:
Luminouz come and see sontin

Whaaaaaaat!!!

Tamarapretty!
Mehn!!!! DAT was hot!!!
Oya come make I give u kiss!!
U try!!!!

Evaberry:
so you want to say u r a virgin or celibate abi

Lmaooooooo!!!!
I see U!!!

MhizzAJ:
Na wa oo
it's too much na

I swear... Its too much...even for an ASS nigga like me!!!

MhizzAJ:
Na wa oo
it's too much na

I swear... Its too much...even for an ASS nigga like me!!!

Tamarapetty:
1hr per round girl

Jesu!! FUNKE!!!
Carry ur wahala dey go abeg!!!

Tamarapetty:
lmao, i don't ooh

Are u sure
Coz I want send u PM before o
But.me no want a 45mins per round girl

Tamarapetty:
the question should be 'CAN A GUY STROKE FOR 45MINS'' they do the stroking, not the ladies. some weaklings can't even last for 10mins

So u mean u do 45mins stroking
As slim as u dey so??
I can't kill myself o abeg....

DrholuwaTOBI:
It's Messi's Era but it has been Ronaldo year


Am not saying Messi is the best player but there is no body that plays more than Messi.

Flying at night is not the only symptom for witchcraft,quoting me is also one.
Shalom.

Yes.....am a witch!!! Satisfied

EndiaSami:
Buzz if interested....

UK or US used?

UK or 9ja used??
Answer quickly

EMMAUGOH:
Al this Yoruba boys won't let us here word. Who knows Nigeria team wella will agree with me without the strong front we have today Nobody could have notice Leon balogun.

I give it to Moses. He is the play maker we have been clamouring for.

We
U n who dey clamour
Tribalist!!

dingbang:
I weak for this matter


Abeg if I don offend u for this life...


Send me your account number..

U offended me
I want a million

I feel very sad for d woman oooooo....
She must be in so much pain!!!

Prettythicksmi:
Yes,more than.

Correct geh!!
Oya PM me!

Evaberry:
lol

u af come again o

Lmaooooo
Can't I make u happy by fulfilling ur wish again
Future plans sounds great!!!!

Don't let any of these NL guys disturb u again o....

Prettythicksmi:
So cute Who will impregnate me naw that pikin dey hungry me?

U get 30billion for akant?

Evaberry:
I'm not a cuddly or a 'awwn' person but this girl is so pretty.

really beautiful baby

she's making me think about being a mother

Saw no more baby..say no more!!!
Luminouz understands u perfectly!!
Oya come lemme make u a mama!!!
U know what to do!!

lefulefu:
her number go dey classified
just look at d wicked wicked backside she"s carrying
omo if dis babe bend her yansh for u ..u go just pour everythin comot

Lmaooooooo.....
DAT ass is thicker than a jungle thicket mehn!!!!
*n my landlady's big ASSed daughter walks past*
Me n my diick:

lefulefu:
mehn!
see back!
Lordcrimson
luminouz
dacovajnr
Femieddy
Randy91
IamSinz
make una come see ukwu

Lefulefu.just gimme her number n I will forgive u not giving me sallah meat today
Her number ASAP!!!

IamZod:
Happy new month Fraih(been a while), Lalas247, luminouz. And all nairalanders. I wish you all a prosperous september.

Happy new month to u too FAM!!!!

shakyum12:
[color=#0000ff]lalasticlala come and see something ooo.

Africans and their stupidity.
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Really
I guess ur an american British? Afghan??
Or a Martian Andromedan?

MhizzAJ:
Nigerian ladies are amazing..so amazing
Cool headed..family oriented and homely

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Bold7:
Fukk that sh!t ,,
Water and vegetables my foot!!!
I know a lot of pple that eat vegetables like goats feeding on leaves,, and they Infact look older than their age.

I don't believe this water and vegetable nonsense being the secret to their youthful look.
There's more to it.

What about their father, he doesn't eat vegetable or what?

It could simply be hereditary!!!!

ekems2017:
Bunch of confuse people. I weep for my country.

What do you expect when their children are studying in good schools outside the country. Why won't they joke with the common man.

How many times must I tell u to stop weeping upandan
Be proactive... Do something about it...all u do is talk n talk n talk....n daz y Nigeria is like this....if all of us talk less n act more...... Things would be better

Penaldo:
you wan go mine the skull of ram?

Lemme joor!!!

Rorachy:
Na joke I dey joke kwa, I no dey do sallah, I be Christian.

Lmaoooooo!!!
OK....